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Title: My second new phone
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 10:07:18 AM
Delivered by mistake
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 10:08:49 AM
I'll bid a tenner...
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 10:09:27 AM
Well bid then. I already have one for ?50
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2007, 10:10:18 AM
What make is it, what model is it and is it Nick proof?  point:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 10:10:30 AM
Well bid then. I already have one for ?50
Not when I bid...  noooo:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 10:11:24 AM
http://www.gsmarena.com/motorola_krzr_k3-1864.php (http://www.gsmarena.com/motorola_krzr_k3-1864.php)
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2007, 10:22:13 AM
I'll pass thanks Nick, I'm wedded to Nokia and Qtek handsets  noooo:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 10:23:35 AM
Why? It's only a phone FFS! rubschin:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 10:24:54 AM
Don't want it anymore. If it's not a Nokia I can't work it.  redface:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 10:25:54 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Snoopy on September 27, 2007, 10:27:06 AM
Don't want it anymore. If it's not a Nokia I can't work it.  redface:

Mrs S swears she can't drive my Citroen  eeek:
She has never tried! ::)
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2007, 10:28:27 AM
Always preferred Nokia handsets over Motorola, they just feel more sublstantial and I really like Qtek pocket pc phones.
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 27, 2007, 10:29:36 AM
Don't want it anymore. If it's not a Nokia I can't work it.  redface:

Mrs S swears she can't drive my Citroen  eeek:
She has never tried! ::)

Ahhh, but can you make phone calls with it? This is a thread about phones (mobile variety) isn't it?











Or is it?














P.S. Just thought I'd join the avatar change movement for a change (as you might say)
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Snoopy on September 27, 2007, 10:32:41 AM
She just 'phoned to tell me. OK?  evil:










And you've only changed your avatar on one of the two possible log ins. Anyone using the other log in will still see the old one. No doubt when we reopen after the refurb this "problem" will vanish.
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 10:41:17 AM
Why? It's only a phone FFS! rubschin:
Take my tenner now will you?  point:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 10:42:19 AM
No.

If the forthcoming refurb is anything like the chimbly job we should all be worried. Have you tested the chimbly yet?
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 10:44:24 AM
I think we should all just accept that these could be the last few days we all have togther in this miserable place.  surrender: sad24: surrender:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 10:44:51 AM
No.

If the forthcoming refurb is anything like the chimbly job we should all be worried. Have you tested the chimbly yet?
Test it? You mean have the fire going and not die from the fumes?
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 10:45:24 AM
I think we should all just accept that these could be the last few days we all have togther in this miserable place.  surrender: sad24: surrender:
You'll see...  whistle:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 10:49:28 AM
I think we should all just accept that these could be the last few days we all have togther in this miserable place.  surrender: sad24: surrender:
You'll see...  whistle:

You have to finish the chimley and clean up and fix this place and your other sites and put the house back together in a general way before LL returns Monday night. It will never all happen.  noooo:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 10:52:47 AM
I think we should all just accept that these could be the last few days we all have togther in this miserable place.  surrender: sad24: surrender:
You'll see...  whistle:

You have to finish the chimley and clean up and fix this place and your other sites and put the house back together in a general way before LL returns Monday night. It will never all happen.  noooo:
Hmmmmm...  rubschin: When you put it like that...  rubschin:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 10:54:21 AM
Told you so.  razz:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 11:02:38 AM
And the trench, the Bar Trench noooo:








 drumroll:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 11:03:29 AM
And the trench, the Bar Trench noooo:

 drumroll:
I didn't do the trench!  noooo:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 11:04:13 AM
Doesn't matter. Still your fault.
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 11:04:30 AM
Bar Trench is still there BTW and my truck is still trapped behind it...  noooo:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 11:09:39 AM
Bar Trench is still there BTW and my truck is still trapped behind it...  noooo:

 point:

How will LL get in?
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 11:10:21 AM
I think the idea is that she won't
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 11:11:38 AM
I think the idea is that she won't

Bet she has a pretty good aim though and she is bringing back quite a bit of heavy amunition. Some of it with spiked heels.  eeek:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 11:12:18 AM
Bar Trench is still there BTW and my truck is still trapped behind it...  noooo:

 point:

How will LL get in?
There is a littl bridge in front of the garden gate made out of old tin...  noooo:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 11:12:31 AM
I think we have a thread about those..............

Oh yes
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 11:17:53 AM
Bar Trench is still there BTW and my truck is still trapped behind it...  noooo:

 point:

How will LL get in?
There is a littl bridge in front of the garden gate made out of old tin...  noooo:

That will collapse under the weight of all her purchases!  eeek:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Snoopy on September 27, 2007, 11:22:02 AM
Bar Trench is still there BTW and my truck is still trapped behind it...  noooo:

 point:

How will LL get in?
There is a littl bridge in front of the garden gate made out of old tin...  noooo:

That will collapse under the weight of all her purchases!  eeek:

Indeed it may ~ but we all know who will be carrying them  ~ don't we.

As Mrs S would have it ~ You don't have a man and carry your own bags ....... do you??????????
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 27, 2007, 11:22:20 AM
She just 'phoned to tell me. OK?  evil:










And you've only changed your avatar on one of the two possible log ins. Anyone using the other log in will still see the old one. No doubt when we reopen after the refurb this "problem" will vanish.

Ahh, but that just adds to the general confusion of it all doesn't it?

I seriously doubt it! If anything, it'll probably be worserer.
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 12:28:30 PM
She just 'phoned to tell me. OK?  evil:

And you've only changed your avatar on one of the two possible log ins. Anyone using the other log in will still see the old one. No doubt when we reopen after the refurb this "problem" will vanish.

Ahh, but that just adds to the general confusion of it all doesn't it?

I seriously doubt it! If anything, it'll probably be worserer.
It will not be worserer!  cussing:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 12:43:34 PM
Bar Trench is still there BTW and my truck is still trapped behind it...  noooo:

 point:

How will LL get in?
There is a littl bridge in front of the garden gate made out of old tin...  noooo:

That will collapse under the weight of all her purchases!  eeek:

Indeed it may ~ but we all know who will be carrying them  ~ don't we.

As Mrs S would have it ~ You don't have a man and carry your own bags ....... do you??????????

Well of course not. You wouldn't keep a dog and bark yourself would you?


I reckon it will be worserer. Your distinct confidence that it will all be ok fills me with dread.  scared2:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 12:47:19 PM
Will my avatar go up the chimbly?
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 12:51:19 PM
Will my avatar go up the chimbly?

It's all going to go up the chimley. Haven't you heard? The man has to clean up before the missus comes back. We well be last on his list.  sad24:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 01:05:46 PM
It will not go up the chimney, it will not be worseorer!  cussing:

OK?
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 01:11:09 PM
Have these then

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Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 27, 2007, 01:14:26 PM
It will not go up the chimney, it will not be worseorer!  cussing:

OK?

As I said elsewhere:

All is well...  whistle:

OK, OK!

It's official!





















PANIC




I think rubschin:


 whistle:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 01:15:37 PM
We are all doomed noooo:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 01:19:37 PM
Er, what is this thread about?
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Misunderstood on September 27, 2007, 04:22:02 PM
Er, what is this thread about?

£10.50?

Can collect....
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 08:05:52 PM
?300

Will deliver
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Misunderstood on September 28, 2007, 07:49:33 AM
?300

Will deliver

Why ?3.00 when I'd already offered ?10.50?
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2007, 08:21:46 AM
Swap it for a bag of the finest turnips?
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 28, 2007, 08:22:59 AM
If you offered him a goose you may be in with a chance.
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2007, 08:24:42 AM
Or a donkey...  ::)
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2007, 12:26:29 PM
Livestock is out of the question, F+M, Bluetongue etc.. noooo:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 28, 2007, 12:31:08 PM
Livestock is out of the question, F+M, Bluetongue etc.. noooo:

Are birds livestock?
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2007, 12:33:28 PM
Livestock is out of the question, F+M, Bluetongue etc.. noooo:

Are birds livestock?
Initially, yes.
Once they stop being eggs that is. ::)
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Misunderstood on September 28, 2007, 12:59:46 PM
Surely we can make an exception to cook Nick's goose?

I'd like that........  ;)
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2007, 01:06:19 PM
Livestock is out of the question, F+M, Bluetongue etc.. noooo:

Are birds livestock?
Initially, yes.
Once they stop being eggs that is. ::)

Once they stop being eggs ~ how can they get Foot and Mouth? 
Claw and beak I could understand but ............... ?
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 28, 2007, 01:09:43 PM
Where is Nick by the way?  eeek:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2007, 01:12:02 PM
 shrugs: He didn't say.
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 28, 2007, 01:13:08 PM
I always worry somewhat when he disapears without prior warning.  eeek:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2007, 01:14:19 PM
shrugs: He didn't say.
yes he did... but I can't remember...
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 28, 2007, 01:16:01 PM
shrugs: He didn't say.
yes he did... but I can't remember...

Preston!!! I remember now!!
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2007, 01:16:37 PM
shrugs: He didn't say.
yes he did... but I can't remember...

Preston!!! I remember now!!
That's it!
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2007, 01:16:47 PM
shrugs: He didn't say.
yes he did... but I can't remember...

Yes well trawling Nick's past posts for a clue would be a looooooooooooooong job.
Let's just wait 'till we hear his foot on the stair.
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2007, 01:17:45 PM
shrugs: He didn't say.
yes he did... but I can't remember...

Preston!!! I remember now!!
That's it!

I could have sworn he said he had work to finish for Preston ~ not that he was going there.
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 28, 2007, 01:21:14 PM
No, no. This is where I got in to trouble. I asked who Preston was and was ridiculed. Because Preston is a place in the North.
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2007, 01:22:32 PM
I'll edit his poll and we can all vote for 50p...  whistle:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Misunderstood on September 28, 2007, 01:22:46 PM
That's why I am happily insulting him all over...

He won't get to see it   EVER!     point:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2007, 01:23:46 PM
No, no. This is where I got in to trouble. I asked who Preston was and was ridiculed. Because Preston is a place in the North.

No ~ I think the work was for Preston Polytechnic or University or summat.
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 28, 2007, 01:24:00 PM
That's why I am happily insulting him all over...

He won't get to see it   EVER!     point:

I hope so or the Nickorays will get you!  point:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 28, 2007, 01:24:59 PM
No, no. This is where I got in to trouble. I asked who Preston was and was ridiculed. Because Preston is a place in the North.

No ~ I think the work was for Preston Polytechnic or University or summat.

Nooooooooooooooo

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1641.msg29181;topicseen#msg29181
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2007, 01:28:07 PM
Quote

School
Miss Netball kit (wets self)
Home
Snack
Piano lesson
Home
Tea for him
Homework
Cook M&S stuff
eat
Work
Wash clothes and dishes
Sort out work for Preston

What sort of treadmill am I on?


He says nothing about going there. Only that he has work to sort for them
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 28, 2007, 01:29:13 PM
That was the other day. Perhaps today he is visiting Preston with the work he sorted for it/him/them.

Going for a lie down.  redface:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Misunderstood on September 28, 2007, 01:29:46 PM
Maybe he turned out to be hunkier than first thought.....  rubschin:







 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2007, 01:31:35 PM
He could, of course, have been poisoned by M&S or axed by the Chatty Painter/Mrs Nick/The Boy or two thirds of the village.





Or arrested for obscene thoughts/deeds concerning Miss Netball Kit.
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 28, 2007, 01:34:08 PM


Or arrested for obscene thoughts/deeds concerning Miss Netball Kit.



Maybe he was caught trying to take pics on his new phone.  eeek:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Misunderstood on September 28, 2007, 01:35:56 PM


Or arrested for obscene thoughts/deeds concerning Miss Netball Kit.



Maybe he was caught trying to take pics on his new phone.  eeek:

Most likely!  He was trying to raise the price I 'spect by including tasty tidbits...  eyes:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2007, 01:57:29 PM
Preston is a place in the North.

Indeed it is.

Where the towels come from.
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Bar Wench on September 28, 2007, 02:03:49 PM
Preston is a place in the North.

Indeed it is.

Where the towels come from.

What?  eeek:
Title: Re: My second new phone
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2007, 02:16:23 PM
Preston is a place in the North.

Indeed it is.

Where the towels come from.

What?  eeek:
Preston Towels silly. ::)
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