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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 11:08:17 AM

Title: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 11:08:17 AM
Chips, scrapes, splashes, soot, out of alignment, untested with flames and stuff.

Bye everyone.

 sad24:
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 11:10:44 AM
I feel like I will be losing several friends.  sad24:

Some of you of course  shrugs: easy come easy go.  ;)
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 11:14:13 AM
It will be fine...  whistle:
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: TG on September 27, 2007, 11:27:05 AM
It's a good job I have Halo 3 to keep me occupoied over the weekend.  cloud9:

And Mrs TG of course.  eeek:
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 27, 2007, 11:32:28 AM
Will there be a refund on the membership?
That bloke on the door told me when I joined that I would get a free drink everytime I came in and a complimentary bowl of peanuts, so I coughed up the ?50.  Will there be a small refund for the time we are not allowed in eh?
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 12:23:42 PM
Will there be a refund on the membership?
That bloke on the door told me when I joined that I would get a free drink everytime I came in and a complimentary bowl of peanuts, so I coughed up the ?50.  Will there be a small refund for the time we are not allowed in eh?
Of course, of course...  whistle:
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 12:41:05 PM
Will there be a refund on the membership?
That bloke on the door told me when I joined that I would get a free drink everytime I came in and a complimentary bowl of peanuts, so I coughed up the ?50.  Will there be a small refund for the time we are not allowed in eh?
Of course, of course...  whistle:

Ummm where's my cut? evil:
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 12:43:00 PM
On your knee?

I could kiss it better!
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 27, 2007, 12:57:17 PM
Will there be a refund on the membership?
That bloke on the door told me when I joined that I would get a free drink everytime I came in and a complimentary bowl of peanuts, so I coughed up the ?50.  Will there be a small refund for the time we are not allowed in eh?
Of course, of course...  whistle:

And another thing.. when i get an e-mail telling me that there has been a response it always finishes off with
Regards,
The The Virtual Pub Team.

Do we a surplus of The's in the cellar?  Did Wenchy over-order? The reason I bring it to your attention is because I am concerned about your carbon foot print ok?
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 01:01:22 PM
Will there be a refund on the membership?
That bloke on the door told me when I joined that I would get a free drink everytime I came in and a complimentary bowl of peanuts, so I coughed up the ?50.  Will there be a small refund for the time we are not allowed in eh?
Of course, of course...  whistle:

And another thing.. when i get an e-mail telling me that there has been a response it always finishes off with
Regards,
The The Virtual Pub Team.

Do we a surplus of The's in the cellar?  Did Wenchy over-order? The reason I bring it to your attention is because I am concerned about your carbon foot print ok?
doh:
That extra 'the' is your rebate for us being closed this weekend...  whistle:

OK?
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 01:02:49 PM
Will there be a refund on the membership?
That bloke on the door told me when I joined that I would get a free drink everytime I came in and a complimentary bowl of peanuts, so I coughed up the ?50.  Will there be a small refund for the time we are not allowed in eh?
Of course, of course...  whistle:

And another thing.. when i get an e-mail telling me that there has been a response it always finishes off with
Regards,
The The Virtual Pub Team.

Do we a surplus of The's in the cellar?  Did Wenchy over-order? The reason I bring it to your attention is because I am concerned about your carbon foot print ok?

His footprints are all over. HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 01:06:37 PM
Will there be a refund on the membership?
That bloke on the door told me when I joined that I would get a free drink everytime I came in and a complimentary bowl of peanuts, so I coughed up the ?50.  Will there be a small refund for the time we are not allowed in eh?
Of course, of course...  whistle:

And another thing.. when i get an e-mail telling me that there has been a response it always finishes off with
Regards,
The The Virtual Pub Team.

Do we a surplus of The's in the cellar?  Did Wenchy over-order? The reason I bring it to your attention is because I am concerned about your carbon foot print ok?

His footprints are all over. HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Arse!  Banghead

How did you know?  redface:
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 01:08:04 PM
Turps fast
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 01:09:12 PM
Turps fast
Noooooooooooooooooo... it's just dust from the sanding-down.  whistle:
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 01:09:53 PM
Also, white kettle, fridge, cooker, etc.  noooo:
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 01:13:30 PM
She will find defects, you know she will
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 01:19:56 PM
Why is the kitchen involved?  eeek:
What have you been doing in the kitchen?  eeek:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 01:22:20 PM
Why is the kitchen involved?  eeek:
What have you been doing in the kitchen?  eeek:

 scared2:
I'm allowed to eat and drink aren't I?  noooo:
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 27, 2007, 01:27:32 PM
Why is the kitchen involved?  eeek:
What have you been doing in the kitchen?  eeek:

 scared2:
I'm allowed to eat and drink aren't I?  noooo:
For now, yes.
noooo:
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 01:28:19 PM
Gruel
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 01:33:08 PM
Why is the kitchen involved?  eeek:
What have you been doing in the kitchen?  eeek:

 scared2:
I'm allowed to eat and drink aren't I?  noooo:

Not if you are tracking rubble and dust in there you aren't!!!  eeek:
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 01:33:49 PM
He is, we all know it!

It's all over for Barman. LL is back Monday. He has about four days tio clear up, go on the piss and then go into hiding. We have a cellar!
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 01:39:11 PM
So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 01:40:17 PM
You know landlady.

I. Finish the job
2. Eat
3. Leave country

OK?
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 01:41:05 PM
So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished?  rubschin:

No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 01:43:12 PM
So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished?  rubschin:

No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!
And how about, ahem ablutions?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 01:45:26 PM
Yo have a Bar Trench!
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Snoopy on September 27, 2007, 01:46:19 PM
So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished?  rubschin:

No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!
And how about, ahem ablutions?  rubschin:

Recycle the beer bottles ~ no-one will notice anyway.
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 01:47:16 PM
So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished?  rubschin:

No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!
And how about, ahem ablutions?  rubschin:

Can't you piss in the garden like all the other workmen?
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 01:56:49 PM
So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished?  rubschin:

No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!
And how about, ahem ablutions?  rubschin:

Can't you piss in the garden like all the other workmen?
oh, I'm allowed in the garden am I?  noooo:
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 01:58:41 PM
So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished?  rubschin:

No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!
And how about, ahem ablutions?  rubschin:

Can't you piss in the garden like all the other workmen?
oh, I'm allowed in the garden am I?  noooo:

Of course, where else are you going to hose off the dust.  ::)
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 27, 2007, 02:06:39 PM
hose off the dust. 
point:
Euphemism #754891
Title: Re: Pub goes the way of the chimbly
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2007, 05:15:46 PM
So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished?  rubschin:

No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!
And how about, ahem ablutions?  rubschin:

Can't you piss in the garden like all the other workmen?

Given your complaint about your neighbours the other day I have to wonder at the standard of your workmen Wenchy  rubschin: