The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 11:08:17 AM
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Chips, scrapes, splashes, soot, out of alignment, untested with flames and stuff.
Bye everyone.
sad24:
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I feel like I will be losing several friends. sad24:
Some of you of course shrugs: easy come easy go. ;)
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It will be fine... whistle:
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It's a good job I have Halo 3 to keep me occupoied over the weekend. cloud9:
And Mrs TG of course. eeek:
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Will there be a refund on the membership?
That bloke on the door told me when I joined that I would get a free drink everytime I came in and a complimentary bowl of peanuts, so I coughed up the ?50. Will there be a small refund for the time we are not allowed in eh?
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Will there be a refund on the membership?
That bloke on the door told me when I joined that I would get a free drink everytime I came in and a complimentary bowl of peanuts, so I coughed up the ?50. Will there be a small refund for the time we are not allowed in eh?
Of course, of course... whistle:
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Will there be a refund on the membership?
That bloke on the door told me when I joined that I would get a free drink everytime I came in and a complimentary bowl of peanuts, so I coughed up the ?50. Will there be a small refund for the time we are not allowed in eh?
Of course, of course... whistle:
Ummm where's my cut? evil:
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On your knee?
I could kiss it better!
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Will there be a refund on the membership?
That bloke on the door told me when I joined that I would get a free drink everytime I came in and a complimentary bowl of peanuts, so I coughed up the ?50. Will there be a small refund for the time we are not allowed in eh?
Of course, of course... whistle:
And another thing.. when i get an e-mail telling me that there has been a response it always finishes off with
Regards,
The The Virtual Pub Team.
Do we a surplus of The's in the cellar? Did Wenchy over-order? The reason I bring it to your attention is because I am concerned about your carbon foot print ok?
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Will there be a refund on the membership?
That bloke on the door told me when I joined that I would get a free drink everytime I came in and a complimentary bowl of peanuts, so I coughed up the ?50. Will there be a small refund for the time we are not allowed in eh?
Of course, of course... whistle:
And another thing.. when i get an e-mail telling me that there has been a response it always finishes off with
Regards,
The The Virtual Pub Team.
Do we a surplus of The's in the cellar? Did Wenchy over-order? The reason I bring it to your attention is because I am concerned about your carbon foot print ok?
doh:
That extra 'the' is your rebate for us being closed this weekend... whistle:
OK?
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Will there be a refund on the membership?
That bloke on the door told me when I joined that I would get a free drink everytime I came in and a complimentary bowl of peanuts, so I coughed up the ?50. Will there be a small refund for the time we are not allowed in eh?
Of course, of course... whistle:
And another thing.. when i get an e-mail telling me that there has been a response it always finishes off with
Regards,
The The Virtual Pub Team.
Do we a surplus of The's in the cellar? Did Wenchy over-order? The reason I bring it to your attention is because I am concerned about your carbon foot print ok?
His footprints are all over. HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Will there be a refund on the membership?
That bloke on the door told me when I joined that I would get a free drink everytime I came in and a complimentary bowl of peanuts, so I coughed up the ?50. Will there be a small refund for the time we are not allowed in eh?
Of course, of course... whistle:
And another thing.. when i get an e-mail telling me that there has been a response it always finishes off with
Regards,
The The Virtual Pub Team.
Do we a surplus of The's in the cellar? Did Wenchy over-order? The reason I bring it to your attention is because I am concerned about your carbon foot print ok?
His footprints are all over. HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Arse! Banghead
How did you know? redface:
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Turps fast
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Turps fast
Noooooooooooooooooo... it's just dust from the sanding-down. whistle:
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Also, white kettle, fridge, cooker, etc. noooo:
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She will find defects, you know she will
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Why is the kitchen involved? eeek:
What have you been doing in the kitchen? eeek:
scared2:
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Why is the kitchen involved? eeek:
What have you been doing in the kitchen? eeek:
scared2:
I'm allowed to eat and drink aren't I? noooo:
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Why is the kitchen involved? eeek:
What have you been doing in the kitchen? eeek:
scared2:
I'm allowed to eat and drink aren't I? noooo:
For now, yes.
noooo:
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Gruel
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Why is the kitchen involved? eeek:
What have you been doing in the kitchen? eeek:
scared2:
I'm allowed to eat and drink aren't I? noooo:
Not if you are tracking rubble and dust in there you aren't!!! eeek:
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He is, we all know it!
It's all over for Barman. LL is back Monday. He has about four days tio clear up, go on the piss and then go into hiding. We have a cellar!
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So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished? rubschin:
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You know landlady.
I. Finish the job
2. Eat
3. Leave country
OK?
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So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished? rubschin:
No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!
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So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished? rubschin:
No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!
And how about, ahem ablutions? rubschin:
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Yo have a Bar Trench!
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So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished? rubschin:
No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!
And how about, ahem ablutions? rubschin:
Recycle the beer bottles ~ no-one will notice anyway.
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So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished? rubschin:
No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!
And how about, ahem ablutions? rubschin:
Can't you piss in the garden like all the other workmen?
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So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished? rubschin:
No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!
And how about, ahem ablutions? rubschin:
Can't you piss in the garden like all the other workmen?
oh, I'm allowed in the garden am I? noooo:
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So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished? rubschin:
No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!
And how about, ahem ablutions? rubschin:
Can't you piss in the garden like all the other workmen?
oh, I'm allowed in the garden am I? noooo:
Of course, where else are you going to hose off the dust. ::)
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hose off the dust.
point:
Euphemism #754891
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So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished? rubschin:
No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!
And how about, ahem ablutions? rubschin:
Can't you piss in the garden like all the other workmen?
Given your complaint about your neighbours the other day I have to wonder at the standard of your workmen Wenchy rubschin: