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Title: Ummm
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 01:53:01 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Intimate-Adventures-London-Call-Girl/dp/0753819236/ref=pd_bbs_1/203-1696894-9201569?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1190901037&sr=8-1

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Picked this up to read ahead of Billie's programme this evening. Finished it last night.  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

No wonder the man in the book shop looked at me strangely.
No wonder people on the train looked at me strangely.
No wonder bloke on the train winked at me and asked if I was enjoying it.

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 02:01:08 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Intimate-Adventures-London-Call-Girl/dp/0753819236/ref=pd_bbs_1/203-1696894-9201569?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1190901037&sr=8-1

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Picked this up to read ahead of Billie's programme this evening. Finished it last night.  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

No wonder the man in the book shop looked at me strangely.
No wonder people on the train looked at me strangely.
No wonder bloke on the train winked at me and asked if I was enjoying it.

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Thinking of a change in career then?  whistle:
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Snoopy on September 27, 2007, 02:04:35 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Intimate-Adventures-London-Call-Girl/dp/0753819236/ref=pd_bbs_1/203-1696894-9201569?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1190901037&sr=8-1

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Picked this up to read ahead of Billie's programme this evening. Finished it last night.  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

No wonder the man in the book shop looked at me strangely.
No wonder people on the train looked at me strangely.
No wonder bloke on the train winked at me and asked if I was enjoying it.

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:


I quite enjoyed it.
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 02:11:08 PM
No BM I'm not!!! Seems far too much like hard work. All that plucking/waxing etc.

Snoops, I quite enjoyed it too. I just wish I'd ordered it off amazon and not read it on the train.  redface:
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Tinkerbell on September 27, 2007, 02:16:36 PM
Is that your recommendation for when I've finished TTTW, BW?

I look forward to it. . . and WILL order from amazon!!!  :)
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 02:20:10 PM
Is that your recommendation for when I've finished TTTW, BW?

I look forward to it. . . and WILL order from amazon!!!  :)
Can I borrow it after?  whistle:
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 27, 2007, 02:22:17 PM
I just wish I'd ordered it off amazon and not read it on the train.  redface:

Might one ask what you thought it was about then?

Adventures of an Avon Lady?
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 02:23:53 PM
I just wish I'd ordered it off amazon and not read it on the train.  redface:

Might one ask what you thought it was about then?

Adventures of an Avon Lady?
I 'spec there was a bit of 'Bing Bong' in it...  whistle:
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Tinkerbell on September 27, 2007, 02:24:40 PM
Can I borrow it after?  whistle:
[/quote]

Of course. . . but it'll cost!!!!! eyes:
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Tinkerbell on September 27, 2007, 02:25:33 PM
I want to be able
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Tinkerbell on September 27, 2007, 02:25:58 PM
to use the pretty pics!!!!!
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 02:26:05 PM
Can I borrow it after?  whistle:

Of course. . . but it'll cost!!!!! eyes:
[/quote]
 ::)
I may as well order it off Amazon too then...  noooo:
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 02:26:31 PM
to use the pretty pics!!!!!
One more...  whistle:
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Tinkerbell on September 27, 2007, 02:27:06 PM
Quote from: Barman link=topic=1645. msg29203#msg29203 date=1190903165
Quote from: Tinkerbell link=topic=1645. msg29200#msg29200 date=1190903080
Can I borrow it after?  whistle:

Of course.  .  .  but it'll cost!!!!! eyes:
::)
I may as well order it off Amazon too then. . .   noooo:
[/quote]
Coward!!!!!!


YEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! drumroll:
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 02:27:50 PM
Quote from: Barman link=topic=1645. msg29203#msg29203 date=1190903165
Quote from: Tinkerbell link=topic=1645. msg29200#msg29200 date=1190903080
Can I borrow it after?  whistle:

Of course.  .  .  but it'll cost!!!!! eyes:
::)
I may as well order it off Amazon too then. . .   noooo:
Coward!!!!!!


YEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! drumroll:
[/quote]
now you can...
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 02:28:59 PM
It was fine. Not too bad really. Light hearted sorbet read. However, it does contain the words fisting and anal. Some things were quite an eye opener.  eeek:
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Tinkerbell on September 27, 2007, 02:30:32 PM
Hurrah!!!!!! drumroll: lol: rubschin: surrender:

 spider: what's this? ...I know...a spider....is that just for agrowhatsits????
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 02:44:01 PM
The spider is for Wenchy...  char062
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 02:50:52 PM
 sad24: scared2: sad24:
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2007, 02:55:38 PM
sad24: scared2: sad24:
happy100
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2007, 04:59:18 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Intimate-Adventures-London-Call-Girl/dp/0753819236/ref=pd_bbs_1/203-1696894-9201569?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1190901037&sr=8-1

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Picked this up to read ahead of Billie's programme this evening. Finished it last night.  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

No wonder the man in the book shop looked at me strangely.
No wonder people on the train looked at me strangely.
No wonder bloke on the train winked at me and asked if I was enjoying it.

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Thinking of a change in career then?  whistle:

Barman I'm still trying to decide if you are brave or Nicks aim has been useless and he's hit you with the Nickorays.

Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 27, 2007, 06:30:09 PM
Some things were quite an eye opener.

Are you sure you have got the hang of this?
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2007, 04:48:31 AM
Some things were quite an eye opener.

Are you sure you have got the hang of this?
I think we?re talking one-eyed trouser snake Darwin?  ;)
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Bar Wench on September 28, 2007, 07:42:31 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2007, 08:22:29 AM
Some things were quite an eye opener.

Are you sure you have got the hang of this?
I think we?re talking one-eyed trouser snake Darwin?  ;)
Of course, silly me. ::)
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Bar Wench on September 28, 2007, 08:23:25 AM
Did anyone actually watch the programme on ITV2?  eeek:
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2007, 08:58:15 AM
Did anyone actually watch the programme on ITV2?  eeek:

Remembering what some on here have said about Billie in the past combined with you saying this:

It was fine. Not too bad really. Light hearted sorbet read. However, it does contain the words fisting and anal. Some things were quite an eye opener.  eeek:

I can guarrantee that some of them were probably glued to the screen.
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Bar Wench on September 28, 2007, 09:09:33 AM
I was gobsmacked!! I thought there would be some sort of story line but if there was I certainly couldn't see it. Then when it was over I tripped over Mr Wench's tongue on the floor.  eeek:
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2007, 09:39:35 AM
I was gobsmacked!! I thought there would be some sort of story line but if there was I certainly couldn't see it. Then when it was over I tripped over Mr Wench's tongue on the floor.  eeek:

Ah well ~ I expect he was in the mood to respond to your insatiable demands that night then.  eyes:
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2007, 12:32:42 PM
. . . glued to the screen.

 eyes: Berek. whistle:
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 10:11:59 AM
Well Billie's bottom was on view last night but Mr Wench is thinking about writting to complain about the lack of breasts. Although the girl on girl action was much appreciated he feels that breasts should be a vital part of a programme about a call girl.  ::)
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Pastis on October 05, 2007, 02:43:22 PM
I think Mr Wench makes a fair and reasonable point there  eyes:

However, I didn't watch it...  bugger!
Title: Re: Ummm
Post by: Bar Wench on October 06, 2007, 02:39:44 PM
The breast count on The Tudors more than made up for it.  eeek: