The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on September 28, 2007, 12:06:39 PM
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Today is the day!
Pub will be closed from 17:30 UK time and should be open again from early Monday morning at the latest ? if you are desperate try logging-on from Sunday.
Note that from Monday the only address that will work is: -
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php
I have everybody?s e-mail address so if there is some disaster or we need to change the settings for any reason I can let you know.
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Mozo put in a brief appearance this morning.
I assumed he was going to give us a rendition of "And he played his ukulele as the ship went down"
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For those that don't know it
I'll tell you the tale of the Nancy Lee,
The ship that got shipwrecked at sea
The bravest man was Captain Brown,
'Cause he played his ukulele as the ship went down.
Chorus:
All the crew was in despair,
Some rushed here and some rushed there,
But the Captain sat in the Captain's chair,
And he played his ukulele as the ship went down.
The Captain said to Seaman Jones:
"You'd best put on your working clothes
While you stand and spray your hose
I can play me ukulele as the ship goes down."
The owners signalled to the crew, saying:
"Do the best that you can do.
We're only insured for half-a-crown,
We'll be out of pocket if the ship goes down."
The Captain's wife was on board ship,
And he was very glad of it
But she could swim and she might not drown
So we tied her to the anchor as the ship went down.
The crow's nest fell and killed the crow,
The starboard watch was two hours slow
But the Captain sang fal-oh-de-oh-doh
And he played his ukulele as the ship went down
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Today is the day!
will be closed from 17:30 UK time and should be open again from early Monday morning at the latest ? if you are desperate try logging-on
I have everybody?s e-mail address so if there is some disaster or we need to change the settings for any reason I can let you know.
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Pub will be closed from 17:30 UK time
And not a minute before!!!
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As per my sig ... I can do you a nice line in administering the last rites ;)
I make you special price, yes?
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Bloody hell BM. WTF is it that you are doin' that's going to take 48 hours + to do?
Demolition and complete rebuild? eeek:
Tarar everyone. Nice knowin' you...mostly. ;)
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Bloody hell BM. WTF is it that you are doin' that's going to take 48 hours + to do?
Demolition and complete rebuild? eeek:
Tarar everyone. Nice knowin' you...mostly. ;)
Well, if you are seriously interested?
[boffin] When you move a web site to another ISP the ?nameservers? all over the world that know where your website is have to update themselves.
So if you are logged-on to the ?tinterweb in Birmingham or Bogot? and type our address they know where the site is now located.
It?s the updating process that can take up to 48 hours.. [/boffin]
whistle:
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Ooooooooooohhhhhhh! 'ark at her getting all boffinish
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Bloody hell BM. WTF is it that you are doin' that's going to take 48 hours + to do?
Demolition and complete rebuild? eeek:
Tarar everyone. Nice knowin' you...mostly. ;)
Well, if you are seriously interested?
[boffin] When you move a web site to another ISP the ?nameservers? all over the world that know where your website is have to update themselves.
So if you are logged-on to the ?tinterweb in Birmingham or Bogot? and type our address they know where the site is now located.
It?s the updating process that can take up to 48 hours.. [/boffin]
whistle:
I vote that we name the pub mule "Boffin". ;D
If we ever see the pub again.
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I'll second that.
if we ever see the pub again
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I think we should all hold hands and sing, "Auld lang sine"
All together now boys and girls, and be brave no bloody cry: ing
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup of kindness yet,
For auld lang syne!
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There are still two hours to go! eeek:
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I think we should all hold hands and sing, "Auld lang sine"
All together now boys and girls, and be brave no bloody cry: ing
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup of kindness yet,
For auld lang syne!
I think we have 'tak'-ed oor last cup of watered-down kindness for a while. sad24:
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There are still two hours to go! eeek:
That's what the last dinosaurs said when the sky lit up. noooo:
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scared2: I can contact Snoopy and Bouncer and Barman by e-mail and I have a phone number for Nick, I guess that should get me out of trouble.
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The Old Pub Piano never had such a bashing
So long, it's been good to know you
So long, it's been good to know you
So long, it's been good to know you
There's a mighty big war that's got to be won
And we'll get back together again.
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shrugs: Who's Hunkey. I typed Nick....
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cussing: What is going on?
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scared2: I can contact Snoopy and Bouncer and Barman by e-mail and I have a phone number for Hunky, I guess that should get me out of trouble.
If you're "in trouble" don't call me .... It ain't mine ....... Hounds don't do that to Cats .... Its impossible.
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shrugs: Who's Hunkey. I typed Hunky....
Who are either of them and why don't I know them? Do they live in Preston? eeek:
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shrugs: Who's Hunkey. I typed Hunky....
scared2: I can contact Snoopy and Bouncer and Barman by e-mail and I have a phone number for Hunky, I guess that should get me out of trouble.
Reads as Hunky to me sweet cheeks
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shrugs: Who's Hunkey. I typed Hunky....
Who are either of them and why don't I know them? Do they live in Preston? eeek:
evil: That is not what I typed. It had 4 letters and started with a N. At no time did I type Hunky, or Hunkey in the original post. Grrrrr. One Pis*ed off puss. noooo:
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I'm confused and tired and feel it's time for a lie down. redface:
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I'm confused and tired and feel it's time for a lie down. redface:
Everything normal then?
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shrugs: Who's Hunkey. I typed Hunky....
Who are either of them and why don't I know them? Do they live in Preston? eeek:
evil:That is not what I typed. It had 4 letters and started with a N. At no time did I type Hunky, or Hunkey in the original post. Grrrrr. One Pis*ed off puss. noooo:
Would you like to borrow .......
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evil: That is not what I typed. It had 4 letters and started with a N. At no time did I type Hunky, or Hunkey in the original post. Grrrrr. One Pis*ed off puss. noooo:
The end is Hunky nigh. surrender:
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I'm confused and tired and feel it's time for a lie down. redface:
That's why I am happily insulting him all over...
He won't get to see it EVER! point:
I hope so or the Hunkyorays will get you! point:
You called him Hunkyorays point:
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Would you like to borrow .......
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Very apt. send it ASAP.
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I think we should all hold hands and sing, "Auld lang sine"
All together now boys and girls, and be brave no bloody cry: ing
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup of kindness yet,
For auld lang syne!
I think, GOS old chap, you should be responsible for doing "The Last Post". clock:
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Seriously folks, it has been nice knowing you all. If we don't meet again, remember me fondly. cloud9:
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I think we should all hold hands and sing, "Auld lang sine"
All together now boys and girls, and be brave no bloody cry: ing
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup of kindness yet,
For auld lang syne!
I think, GOS old chap, you should be responsible for doing "The Last Post". clock:
Quite so! What a shame Nick isn't here to see the flag tugged gently down.
Brushing away a tear for old comrades-in-arms and - other people I have met and had such f...................................................................
surrender:
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I think we should all hold hands and sing, "Auld lang sine"
All together now boys and girls, and be brave no bloody cry: ing
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup of kindness yet,
For auld lang syne!
I think, GOS old chap, you should be responsible for doing "The Last Post". clock:
Not sure I should mention it, but do you know that your hair has turned Ginger , grown longer and you have a butterfly or a moth on our nose or top lip?
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Let's say goodbye with a smile, dear,
Just for a while, dear, we must part.
Don't let the parting upset you,
I'll not forget you, sweetheart.
We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when,
But I know we'll meet again, some sunny day.
Keep smiling through, just like you always do,
'Til the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away.
So will you please say hello to the folks that I know,
Tell them I won't be long.
They'll be happy to know that as you saw me go,
I was singing this song.
After the rain comes the rainbow,
You'll see the rain go, never fear,
We two can wait for tomorrow,
Goodbye to sorrow, my dear.
sad24: sad24:
PG he is Miss Piggy.
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There are still two hours to go! eeek:
That's what the last dinosaurs said when the sky lit up. noooo:
Bloody sceptics! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fangry040.gif&hash=36a00b98438c71e622c692d325bf5babc5219a57) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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There are still two hours to go! eeek:
That's what the last dinosaurs said when the sky lit up. noooo:
Bloody sceptics! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fangry040.gif&hash=36a00b98438c71e622c692d325bf5babc5219a57) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
That's Wench abuse that is!! I'll report you!!
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There are still two hours to go! eeek:
That's what the last dinosaurs said when the sky lit up. noooo:
Bloody sceptics! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fangry040.gif&hash=36a00b98438c71e622c692d325bf5babc5219a57) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
That's Wench abuse that is!! I'll report you!!
Tomorrow? whistle:
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remember me fondly. cloud9:
I don't remember you ever showing us yer 'fondly', but I have missed a few lock-ins. redface:
Or is it locks-in?
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There are still two hours to go! eeek:
That's what the last dinosaurs said when the sky lit up. noooo:
Bloody sceptics! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fangry040.gif&hash=36a00b98438c71e622c692d325bf5babc5219a57) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
That's Wench abuse that is!! I'll report you!!
Tomorrow? whistle:
cussing:
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Goodnight Vienna... cloud9:
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Goodbye Pub!
It's been, well, interesting.
sad24:
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The Royal Welsh Band is ready for the order to "Beat The Retreat" upon your command BM
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The Flag party and escort are lined up and waiting.
And as the sun sets over another little piece of this once great empire I have to go out now so will not be here at the death.
See you all on Monday ~ If we are spared..
Use the Force Young BM ~ Trust the Force.
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The Flag party and escort are lined up and waiting.
Bloody cheapskate!
You could at least have used the Granada. noooo:
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On a more seriuos note.......
If it doesnt come back we will hunt you down and camp out in your spare room.
Eat you out of house and home....
Seduce your wife....
And lend you a tenner each.
Well when i say 'each', I mean we will have a whip round to see if we can raise a tenner.
One last quotathon any body?
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noooo:
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The Flag party and escort are lined up and waiting.
Bloody cheapskate!
You could at least have used the Granada. noooo:
No?
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On a more seriuos note.......
If it doesnt come back we will hunt you down and camp out in your spare room.
Eat you out of house and home....
Seduce your wife....
And lend you a tenner each.
Well when i say 'each', I mean we will have a whip round to see if we can raise a tenner.
One last quotathon any body?
I meant to say 'no'?
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Our father who art in heavan etc etc
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O189_vonxdc
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I think we should all hold hands and sing, "Auld lang sine"
All together now boys and girls, and be brave no bloody cry: ing
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup of kindness yet,
For auld lang syne!
I think, GOS old chap, you should be responsible for doing "The Last Post". clock:
consider it done young Sir .. a sad day for all of us as the sun sinks in the west and the pub flag is slowly lowered to the sad heart rending notes of the last post played by GOS on Wenchies balcony is heard over a deserted car park....... surrender: