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Title: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 11:40:45 AM
Barman is quiet. Probably clearing up all the "evidence" scared2:. I know that when Mrs Nick goes away I do a careful tour of the house before she returns removing stains and suchlike. She always finds something though noooo:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Bar Wench on October 01, 2007, 11:42:50 AM
Think he has gone to get her from the airport. I don't think he has done a proper clean up.  eeek:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 11:43:30 AM
Hope he's got a book down his trousers then! sex014
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Pastis on October 01, 2007, 12:25:45 PM
I don't think he has done a proper clean up.  eeek:

Didn't you see the final photo of the room?  Looked like something out of Ideal Home  ::)
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 12:26:13 PM
I don't think he has done a proper clean up.  eeek:

Didn't you see the final photo of the room?  Looked like something out of Ideal Home  ::)

Photoshop!
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Bar Wench on October 01, 2007, 12:26:55 PM
Apparently she is a very house proud lady.  eeek: She isn't ever coming round mine then.  eeek:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 12:27:26 PM
She could always do your cleaning for you! whistle:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Bar Wench on October 01, 2007, 12:30:13 PM
She could always do your cleaning for you! whistle:

I don't let clean and tidy people in my house.  redface:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 12:30:44 PM
I feel a new thread coming on!
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 01:51:55 PM
Hoovering and some bonking now then. Shoe boxes and I bet she looked up the chimbly with her whole head! point:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: tel on October 01, 2007, 02:13:52 PM
She could always do your cleaning for you! whistle:

I don't let clean and tidy people in my house.  redface:

You just like the scruffy ones then?
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Bar Wench on October 01, 2007, 02:49:07 PM
No I just prefer to know that the people looking at my dust have their own dust.  redface:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 02:50:06 PM
Note to self: See Wenchy. Bring Dust for her collection
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 03:12:36 PM
BARMAN!
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Sour Puss on October 01, 2007, 03:23:41 PM
No I just prefer to know that the people looking at my dust have their own dust.  redface:

Phew, I am safe to visit then, I have lots of dust, tons of clutter and my very own wool forest   lol:.
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 03:28:52 PM
Shame upon you!
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2007, 03:30:45 PM
Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house…  whistle:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 03:33:23 PM
Liar
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Bar Wench on October 01, 2007, 03:36:05 PM
Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house…  whistle:

Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2007, 03:36:44 PM
Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house…  whistle:

Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Bar Wench on October 01, 2007, 03:37:28 PM
Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house…  whistle:

Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 03:38:34 PM
What kind of "cleaner"?

http://www.nakedcleaners.co.uk/forhim.htm (http://www.nakedcleaners.co.uk/forhim.htm)
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2007, 03:38:44 PM
Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house…  whistle:

Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl…  whistle:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2007, 03:39:00 PM
What kind of "cleaner"?

http://www.nakedcleaners.co.uk/forhim.htm (http://www.nakedcleaners.co.uk/forhim.htm)
noooo:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Bar Wench on October 01, 2007, 03:40:42 PM
Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house…  whistle:

Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl…  whistle:

So you made no effort at all then?
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Snoopy on October 01, 2007, 03:42:05 PM
Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house…  whistle:

Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl…  whistle:

So you made no effort at all then?


Have you seen the effort it takes him to pay for a pint let alone a cleaner?
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2007, 03:43:16 PM
Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house…  whistle:

Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl…  whistle:

So you made no effort at all then?
It took a lot of organising…  whistle:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Bar Wench on October 01, 2007, 03:43:34 PM
I have no problem getting him to pay for drinks.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fballsandwalnuts.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F04%2Fcleavage_1.jpg&hash=d3fb8fee937bf0d86431c473cb3e1f238768705c)
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Bar Wench on October 01, 2007, 03:43:56 PM
Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house…  whistle:

Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl…  whistle:

So you made no effort at all then?
It took a lot of organising…  whistle:

Quick phonecall to a mate or did you ask at the local taverna?
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 03:44:16 PM
Suicide bra eeek:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Snoopy on October 01, 2007, 03:44:26 PM
I have no problem getting him to pay for drinks.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fballsandwalnuts.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F04%2Fcleavage_1.jpg&hash=d3fb8fee937bf0d86431c473cb3e1f238768705c)
eeek:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2007, 03:44:54 PM
Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house…  whistle:

Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl…  whistle:

So you made no effort at all then?
It took a lot of organising…  whistle:

Quick phonecall to a mate or did you ask at the local taverna?
Supermarket actually...  whistle:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 03:45:03 PM
Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house…  whistle:

Quotathon!

Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl…  whistle:

So you made no effort at all then?
It took a lot of organising…  whistle:

Quick phonecall to a mate or did you ask at the local taverna?
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 03:45:46 PM
I have no problem getting him to pay for drinks.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fballsandwalnuts.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F04%2Fcleavage_1.jpg&hash=d3fb8fee937bf0d86431c473cb3e1f238768705c)
eeek:

Dangerous. They could go off!
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Bar Wench on October 01, 2007, 03:45:55 PM
Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house…  whistle:

Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl…  whistle:

So you made no effort at all then?
It took a lot of organising…  whistle:

Quick phonecall to a mate or did you ask at the local taverna?
Supermarket actually...  whistle:

Card in the window was there?  ::)
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2007, 03:48:25 PM
Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house…  whistle:

Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl…  whistle:

So you made no effort at all then?
It took a lot of organising…  whistle:

Quick phonecall to a mate or did you ask at the local taverna?
Supermarket actually...  whistle:

Card in the window was there?  ::)
No, I had to ask...  noooo:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Bar Wench on October 01, 2007, 03:49:17 PM
Oh how arduous for you.  ::)

When will LL be popping in?
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 03:50:21 PM
Or out! scared2:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Snoopy on October 01, 2007, 03:51:57 PM
I have no problem getting him to pay for drinks.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fballsandwalnuts.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F04%2Fcleavage_1.jpg&hash=d3fb8fee937bf0d86431c473cb3e1f238768705c)
eeek:


Actually you just reminded me of the other reason I married the first Mrs Snoopy



(I proposed during the drunken euphoria after England won the World Cup in 1966 which was another item mentioned and then lost in the weekend nonsense)
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 03:52:28 PM
Stripes?
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2007, 03:53:09 PM
Oh how arduous for you.  ::)

When will LL be popping in?
I'm just taking her out to dinner...  whistle:

(the 'fridge is empty)
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Pastis on October 01, 2007, 03:53:20 PM
Didn't you see the final photo of the room?  Looked like something out of Ideal Home  ::)

Hmmm... told yer   whistle:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 03:55:44 PM
Whoops!


Unless you get a shag later, in which case: result happy088
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2007, 03:57:17 PM
Whoops!


Unless you get a shag later, in which case: result happy088
I'll post details in 'the boy's area' shall I?  whistle:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 03:57:44 PM
If you wish!
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Bar Wench on October 01, 2007, 04:00:51 PM
There is a limit to the information I want. And what BM/LL get up to in their viatnamese cleaned house is one of those limits!  eeek:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Misunderstood on October 01, 2007, 05:24:05 PM
There is a limit to the information I want. And what BM/LL get up to in their viatnamese cleaned house is one of those limits!  eeek:

No!  You are NOT getting the key to the Boy's Room.
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Snoopy on October 01, 2007, 05:25:26 PM
There is a limit to the information I want. And what BM/LL get up to in their viatnamese cleaned house is one of those limits!  eeek:

No!  You are NOT getting the key to the Boy's Room.

Can I let her have a little peek at the decor?
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2007, 05:38:39 PM
It won't make any sense to her Snoops, its decorated for boys so there wont be mountains of tat in there  whistle:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Snoopy on October 01, 2007, 05:39:30 PM
True  eyes:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Misunderstood on October 01, 2007, 05:45:01 PM
I've been told wimmen don't like glossy paper wallcoverings.

Not to mention the comfortable recliners and 'things'.  ...  redface:
Title: Re: Landlady: the Return
Post by: Snoopy on October 01, 2007, 05:47:24 PM
They probably wouldn't like the smell of cigars and pipes either.