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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on October 01, 2007, 11:40:45 AM
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Barman is quiet. Probably clearing up all the "evidence" scared2:. I know that when Mrs Nick goes away I do a careful tour of the house before she returns removing stains and suchlike. She always finds something though noooo:
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Think he has gone to get her from the airport. I don't think he has done a proper clean up. eeek:
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Hope he's got a book down his trousers then! sex014
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I don't think he has done a proper clean up. eeek:
Didn't you see the final photo of the room? Looked like something out of Ideal Home ::)
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I don't think he has done a proper clean up. eeek:
Didn't you see the final photo of the room? Looked like something out of Ideal Home ::)
Photoshop!
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Apparently she is a very house proud lady. eeek: She isn't ever coming round mine then. eeek:
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She could always do your cleaning for you! whistle:
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She could always do your cleaning for you! whistle:
I don't let clean and tidy people in my house. redface:
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I feel a new thread coming on!
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Hoovering and some bonking now then. Shoe boxes and I bet she looked up the chimbly with her whole head! point:
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She could always do your cleaning for you! whistle:
I don't let clean and tidy people in my house. redface:
You just like the scruffy ones then?
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No I just prefer to know that the people looking at my dust have their own dust. redface:
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Note to self: See Wenchy. Bring Dust for her collection
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BARMAN!
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No I just prefer to know that the people looking at my dust have their own dust. redface:
Phew, I am safe to visit then, I have lots of dust, tons of clutter and my very own wool forest lol:.
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Shame upon you!
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Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house… whistle:
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Liar
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Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house… whistle:
Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
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Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house… whistle:
Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:
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Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house… whistle:
Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:
Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
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What kind of "cleaner"?
http://www.nakedcleaners.co.uk/forhim.htm (http://www.nakedcleaners.co.uk/forhim.htm)
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Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house… whistle:
Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:
Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl… whistle:
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What kind of "cleaner"?
http://www.nakedcleaners.co.uk/forhim.htm (http://www.nakedcleaners.co.uk/forhim.htm)
noooo:
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Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house… whistle:
Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:
Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl… whistle:
So you made no effort at all then?
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Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house… whistle:
Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:
Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl… whistle:
So you made no effort at all then?
Have you seen the effort it takes him to pay for a pint let alone a cleaner?
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Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house… whistle:
Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:
Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl… whistle:
So you made no effort at all then?
It took a lot of organising… whistle:
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I have no problem getting him to pay for drinks.
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Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house… whistle:
Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:
Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl… whistle:
So you made no effort at all then?
It took a lot of organising… whistle:
Quick phonecall to a mate or did you ask at the local taverna?
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Suicide bra eeek:
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I have no problem getting him to pay for drinks.
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eeek:
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Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house… whistle:
Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:
Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl… whistle:
So you made no effort at all then?
It took a lot of organising… whistle:
Quick phonecall to a mate or did you ask at the local taverna?
Supermarket actually... whistle:
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Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house… whistle:
Quotathon!
Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:
Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl… whistle:
So you made no effort at all then?
It took a lot of organising… whistle:
Quick phonecall to a mate or did you ask at the local taverna?
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I have no problem getting him to pay for drinks.
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eeek:
Dangerous. They could go off!
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Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house… whistle:
Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:
Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl… whistle:
So you made no effort at all then?
It took a lot of organising… whistle:
Quick phonecall to a mate or did you ask at the local taverna?
Supermarket actually... whistle:
Card in the window was there? ::)
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Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house… whistle:
Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:
Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl… whistle:
So you made no effort at all then?
It took a lot of organising… whistle:
Quick phonecall to a mate or did you ask at the local taverna?
Supermarket actually... whistle:
Card in the window was there? ::)
No, I had to ask... noooo:
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Oh how arduous for you. ::)
When will LL be popping in?
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Or out! scared2:
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I have no problem getting him to pay for drinks.
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eeek:
Actually you just reminded me of the other reason I married the first Mrs Snoopy
(I proposed during the drunken euphoria after England won the World Cup in 1966 which was another item mentioned and then lost in the weekend nonsense)
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Stripes?
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Oh how arduous for you. ::)
When will LL be popping in?
I'm just taking her out to dinner... whistle:
(the 'fridge is empty)
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Didn't you see the final photo of the room? Looked like something out of Ideal Home ::)
Hmmm... told yer whistle:
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Whoops!
Unless you get a shag later, in which case: result happy088
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Whoops!
Unless you get a shag later, in which case: result happy088
I'll post details in 'the boy's area' shall I? whistle:
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If you wish!
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There is a limit to the information I want. And what BM/LL get up to in their viatnamese cleaned house is one of those limits! eeek:
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There is a limit to the information I want. And what BM/LL get up to in their viatnamese cleaned house is one of those limits! eeek:
No! You are NOT getting the key to the Boy's Room.
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There is a limit to the information I want. And what BM/LL get up to in their viatnamese cleaned house is one of those limits! eeek:
No! You are NOT getting the key to the Boy's Room.
Can I let her have a little peek at the decor?
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It won't make any sense to her Snoops, its decorated for boys so there wont be mountains of tat in there whistle:
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True eyes:
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I've been told wimmen don't like glossy paper wallcoverings.
Not to mention the comfortable recliners and 'things'. ... redface:
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They probably wouldn't like the smell of cigars and pipes either.