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Title: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: GROWLER on May 10, 2007, 05:52:37 PM
Bloody determined this time, after my useless attempt back on 1/1 that lasted a whole 6 hours IIRC. ::)

10 days so far, but must admit to wavering whilst in the fag shop this morning, buying yet another catering size box of chewy.
Could almost smell them and hear them calling out to me...."go on, you know you want me" eeek:
Sadly I was wrong. It was just some fit bint standing behind me. :-*
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Sour Puss on May 10, 2007, 06:01:43 PM
Bloody determined this time, after my useless attempt back on 1/1 that lasted a whole 6 hours IIRC. ::)



Good Luck with that, take it one day at a time and after a few years you will wonder what all the fuss was about.  scared:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2007, 06:55:24 AM
Bloody determined this time, after my useless attempt back on 1/1 that lasted a whole 6 hours IIRC. ::)

10 days so far, but must admit to wavering whilst in the fag shop this morning, buying yet another catering size box of chewy.
Could almost smell them and hear them calling out to me...."go on, you know you want me" eeek:
Sadly I was wrong. It was just some fit bint standing behind me. :-*
Well done Growler ? I?ve applauded you for your efforts? keep us posted won?t you?  thumbsup:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Berek on May 11, 2007, 07:33:08 AM
just don't go all angry on us again.. scared2:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Bar Wench on May 11, 2007, 07:35:02 AM
I've had less than 10 since September. It's hell. I miss it. I loved smoking. And now I have to go Wales without my trusty nicotine to fall back on.The visit before Christmas nearly killed me!  sad24:

Good luck matey.
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2007, 07:43:54 AM
I've had less than 10 since September.
I think he is talking about cigarettes my dear. ::)
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: GROWLER on May 11, 2007, 08:05:04 AM
just don't go all angry on us again.. scared2:


WTF's that supposed to mean? evil:

Look breasts, I've only completely lost me rag once this week...so far.
Fair to say i won't be hearing from a certain bodyshop in Widnes ever again, fc'kin pie munching tossers. evil:

Now shut TF up and giz a fag..........please.
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2007, 08:14:17 AM
just don't go all angry on us again.. scared2:


WTF's that supposed to mean? evil:

Look breasts, I've only completely lost me rag once this week...so far.
Fair to say i won't be hearing from a certain bodyshop in Widnes ever again, fc'kin pie munching tossers. evil:

Now shut TF up and giz a fag..........please.
[smite]
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Bar Wench on May 11, 2007, 08:17:05 AM
just don't go all angry on us again.. scared2:


WTF's that supposed to mean? evil:

Look breasts, I've only completely lost me rag once this week...so far.
Fair to say i won't be hearing from a certain bodyshop in Widnes ever again, fc'kin pie munching tossers. evil:

Now shut TF up and giz a fag..........please.

No. If I'm not allowed one then neither are you.  whip:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2007, 08:25:15 AM
just don't go all angry on us again.. scared2:


WTF's that supposed to mean? evil:

Look breasts, I've only completely lost me rag once this week...so far.
Fair to say i won't be hearing from a certain bodyshop in Widnes ever again, fc'kin pie munching tossers. evil:

Now shut TF up and giz a fag..........please.

No. If I'm not allowed one then neither are you.  whip:
Certainly not in your condition. eyes:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Bar Wench on May 11, 2007, 08:25:58 AM
 argue:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: GROWLER on May 11, 2007, 12:08:35 PM
Session verification failed. Please try logging out and back in again, and then try again.  whistle:....or in other words, I can't quote...AGAIN. evil:




Up the duff are we? scared:

Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Bar Wench on May 11, 2007, 12:13:38 PM
 whip:

Ha  Ha negative karma is a bitch!
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: GROWLER on May 11, 2007, 12:22:17 PM
whip:

Ha  Ha negative karma is a bitch!


Quote machine workin' again.
Will someone kindly mend it instead of farting about with the bottle display, and while we're at it, WTF is this karma nonsense all about ey?
 ::)
Will we be getting an end of term class report next?
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Bar Wench on May 11, 2007, 12:29:42 PM
I am going to suggest user error. No one else seems to have a problem with the quote function.  confused1:


End of term reports are not happening anyone with negative karma come July will be sent to the cellar with the  spider:

 whip:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2007, 12:45:33 PM
I am going to suggest user error. No one else seems to have a problem with the quote function.  confused1:


End of term reports are not happening anyone with negative karma come July will be sent to the cellar with the  spider:

 whip:
Quite so ? but I think we?re going to have top have a karma amnesty and reset everybody to zero to make it fair don?t you?  whistle:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Bar Wench on May 11, 2007, 12:47:43 PM
Well everyone apart from admin of course.  whistle:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2007, 01:02:01 PM
Well everyone apart from admin of course.  whistle:
Everyone
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Bar Wench on May 11, 2007, 01:08:58 PM
Well everyone apart from admin of course.  whistle:
Everyone

No!

<stamps foot and slams door>
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2007, 01:12:09 PM
Well everyone apart from admin of course.  whistle:
Everyone

No!

<stamps foot and slams door>
I suggest you take the weekend off to think about your actions young lady!  cussing:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2007, 01:20:36 PM
Well everyone apart from admin of course.  whistle:
Everyone
No!
<stamps foot and slams door>

There, there my dear. You can have some of mine. :)



Makes mark on free lunar calendar given away with "What Heifer" monthly.
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Bar Wench on May 11, 2007, 01:21:53 PM
Well everyone apart from admin of course.  whistle:
Everyone

No!

<stamps foot and slams door>
I suggest you take the weekend off to think about your actions young lady!  cussing:

I was doing that anyway. So there!

Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2007, 02:00:09 PM
Well everyone apart from admin of course.  whistle:
Everyone

No!

<stamps foot and slams door>
I suggest you take the weekend off to think about your actions young lady!  cussing:

I was doing that anyway. So there!


Oh yes, you would say that wouldn?t you?
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: GROWLER on May 11, 2007, 02:14:58 PM
I am going to suggest user error.

You can suggest what you like, and all day long for all I care, but pray oh dear lord and have mercy on her soul, pray, HOW exactly can it be 'user error'.

Even THIS mother of all nuggets of all things exceedingly nuggety CANNOT get pressing the quote button wrong, can I? noooo:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Bar Wench on May 11, 2007, 02:27:42 PM
The mood you are in I reckon you could.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: GROWLER on May 12, 2007, 10:56:15 AM
Today, I am much 'wavering'

The thought of smokin' myself to death is looking very appealing at this moment in time.
2 at a time should help speed things up hopefully.
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: TG on May 12, 2007, 11:01:03 AM
Quote from: GROWLER link=topic=169. msg1862#msg1862 date=1178967375
Today, I am much 'wavering'

The thought of smokin' myself to death is looking very appealing at this moment in time.
2 at a time should help speed things up hopefully.

Steady lad.  keep the faith.

I have just passed 3 months off the weed and I aint killed Mrs TG yet (and she's a scouser) much to my amazement.
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: GROWLER on May 12, 2007, 11:04:25 AM
Quote from: GROWLER link=topic=169. msg1862#msg1862 date=1178967375
Today, I am much 'wavering'

The thought of smokin' myself to death is looking very appealing at this moment in time.
2 at a time should help speed things up hopefully.

 (and she's a scouser)


You REALLY shouldn't have admitted to that. REALLY! scared:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: GROWLER on May 12, 2007, 11:07:21 AM
Quote from: GROWLER link=topic=169. msg1862#msg1862 date=1178967375
Today, I am much 'wavering'

The thought of smokin' myself to death is looking very appealing at this moment in time.
2 at a time should help speed things up hopefully.

Steady lad.  keep the faith.

I have just passed 3 months off the weed and I aint killed Mrs TG yet (and she's a scouser) much to my amazement.


I know, I know. It's just that I'm feeling a tad 'on edge' today...to put it bloody mildly.

Anyone need anything killing or destroying today? rubschin:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: GROWLER on May 12, 2007, 10:49:26 PM
Todays daily update....sorry but it DOES help...a little. ::)

Wavering defeated....just.
 12 days now but feeling decidedly tetchy, yea really. whistle:
 Got eye infections in both eyes now. Look like bloody Robbo cop.
Think the shite from the infection has got into my system as the 'trots' have now developed too.
All in all I feel like an overflowing bag of shite. evil:

Mrs Growler has decided to lay off the nagging for now as I threatened her with a resumption of the tabs if she didn't.
Must try that tactic more often. rubschin:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Misunderstood on May 20, 2007, 03:23:34 PM
C'Mon Growler,  Time for an update.   tunble:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2007, 03:45:29 PM
C'Mon Growler,  Time for an update.   tunble:
Here...  whacky069
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: GROWLER on June 23, 2007, 07:41:33 PM
Sorry. Only taken me 4 bloody weeks to catch up. ::)
54 days since I had a snout now, BUT I will admit to havin' an 'amlet with a drink.
The main thing is that I consider I've got my 'habit' of just smokinhg for the sake of it, and just simply reaching for the pack every 30 minutes now well under control.
I've been using the liquorice flavour Nicontinell chewy to help. Trouble is that it tastes that good I've become addicted to that now instead. Seriously, it's the best chewy EVER...imo.
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Misunderstood on June 23, 2007, 08:43:12 PM
Sorry. Only taken me 4 bloody weeks to catch up. ::)
54 days since I had a snout now, BUT I will admit to havin' an 'amlet with a drink.
The main thing is that I consider I've got my 'habit' of just smokinhg for the sake of it, and just simply reaching for the pack every 30 minutes now well under control.
I've been using the liquorice flavour Nicontinell chewy to help. Trouble is that it tastes that good I've become addicted to that now instead. Seriously, it's the best chewy EVER...imo.

Rock on Tommy !!!

I have gone 3 1/2 years now (Well 43 months, 5 days and 22 hours 45 minutes - approximately) and I often go many days now without even thinking about fags at all.

It's been a long long time since I needed one but not quite so long since the habit wore off.

What kept me going was the thought of all that wasted suffering if I ever gave in and had 'just the one' again.   I couldn't cope with starting back at day one again.
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: GROWLER on June 23, 2007, 09:26:00 PM
Sittin' 'ere right now. Glass of fine red in one hand, 'amlet in t'other. Bliss. cloud9:
That's the point. I always enjoyed a smoke with a drink, it was all the other fags inbetween that were smoked simply out of habit, not enjoyment. That's finished....I hope
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Berek on June 23, 2007, 09:52:03 PM
Sittin' 'ere right now. Glass of fine red in one hand, 'amlet in t'other. Bliss. cloud9:
That's the point. I always enjoyed a smoke with a drink, it was all the other fags inbetween that were smoked simply out of habit, not enjoyment. That's finished....I hope

i's applaud you again but i'm only allowed one per hour ( due to the facist landlord )
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 23, 2007, 10:48:59 PM
Sittin' 'ere right now. Glass of fine red in one hand, 'amlet in t'other. Bliss. cloud9:

"Hair on your G-string" playing softly in the background?

Well done old boy. ;D
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2007, 06:03:13 AM
Well done Growler ? have ten applauds on the house!  happy088
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Snoopy on June 24, 2007, 08:10:35 AM
Good on yer Sport...... Allus knew you could do it.








And an update from the Wench would not seem inappropriate at this time???????????????
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: GROWLER on June 24, 2007, 08:22:30 AM
No no no. You're embarrasing me redface:

I don't deserve applause. I've only packed the fags in. Shouldn't have damned well started in the first place. evil:
Anyway, according to the gospel of St.Mrs Growler, I HAVEN'T packed them in as I have an 'amlet with a drink. ::)
FFS, is there no end to the constant denying me of a little pleasure you miserable moose?  tunble:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 24, 2007, 08:59:56 AM
Anyway, according to the gospel of St.Mrs Growler, I HAVEN'T packed them in as I have an 'amlet with a drink. ::)

'tis a bit like a serial killer saying he's stopped murdering people except for the occasional little old lady who nobody would notice anyway.
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 24, 2007, 10:57:25 AM
Anyway, according to the gospel of St.Mrs Growler, I HAVEN'T packed them in as I have an 'amlet with a drink. ::)

'tis a bit like a serial killer saying he's stopped murdering people except for the occasional little old lady who nobody would notice anyway.

That's our Mort.

"Every silver cloud has a black lining"  rubschin:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Berek on June 24, 2007, 12:03:28 PM
Well done Growler ? have ten applauds on the house!  happy088

bloody hells fire and bastard flames !!! censored:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: GROWLER on June 24, 2007, 12:30:43 PM
Well done Growler ? have ten applauds on the house!  happy088

bloody hells fire and bastard flames !!! censored:

Can we be of assistance? confused:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2007, 03:22:45 PM
Well done Growler ? have ten applauds on the house!  happy088

bloody hells fire and bastard flames !!! censored:
Serves your right for calling me a fascist!  whistle:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Bar Wench on June 25, 2007, 10:30:27 AM
I think you've done terribly well! I still have the occasional one with a drink but the habit of doing it everyday is long gone. Once I can't smoke in the pub that one will disapear too.
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: GROWLER on June 28, 2007, 10:46:00 PM
Just had my very last cigar in the boozer. sad32:


As much as I think it'll be a good thing in many ways, and also help us poor bastards to give up the weed, I do have my reservations about this heavy handed communistic state attitude being thrust upon us.

What's next then ffs I wonder?  rubschin:
Drinking limit tickets being issued on the door of pubs. Once your card is fully stamped with the set quota that you're allowed, you're OUT chummy. ::)
Lost your ticket? Tough shit. evil:

Monitors being fitted at birth p'raps to register how much air you breath and tax you accordingly, and another one to limit the number of heartbeats you can have before an automatic switch knocks yer ticker off. Save a bloody fortune on pensions.
All sound a bit far fetched and pesamistic? Ask George Orwell for further details...if only.
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: GROWLER on July 23, 2007, 09:56:14 PM
84 days now, but I was so so so bloody close to accepting one from NICK the other night outside the boozer. Banghead
Bloody useless dump have stopped selling cigars now ffs., and I was gasping for a smoke with a pint. evil:
Yes, I know, it's still classed as smoking , but a toffs snout with a bevvy is my little pleasure ,ok?

Trouble now is that I've become addicted to this bloody Nicotinell liquorice chewy. I bloody love the taste of it, and am using it as chewy instead of rag replacement. Can't be doin' me any good I keep thinking.

Anyone know anyone who makes liquorice chewy so I can get away from this shite?
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2007, 06:45:01 AM
Liquorice chewy  sick2:

How about patches?
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Bar Wench on July 24, 2007, 08:14:02 AM
Just go and buy those black jack sweeties. Not quite chewing gum but probably the closest you are going to get.
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2007, 09:01:25 AM
Liquorice chewy  sick2:

How about patches?

Have a B.B.King earworm with my compliments.  whistle:

Patches
I'm depending on you, son
To pull the family through
My son, it's all left up to you 
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Snoopy on July 24, 2007, 09:34:32 AM
Liquorice chewy  sick2:

How about patches?

Have a B.B.King earworm with my compliments.  whistle:

Patches
I'm depending on you, son
To pull the family through
My son, it's all left up to you 


And may I enquire ~ just how long have you been carrying that around in your head, waiting for an opportunity to use it?

You're not a closet C&W fan are you?
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2007, 10:35:35 AM
You're not a closet C&W fan are you?
cussing:
No. It stuck in my head after hearing it on the car radio when on holiday with the kids years ago.

I made some mocking comments on the tear-jerking lyrics and thereafter they turned it up loud whenever it came on until we got home. Banghead


Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Snoopy on July 24, 2007, 10:44:48 AM
Ah! That would explain it.

I wondered because our American Cousins refer to it as "Shit Kickin' Music" and given your occupation ...............
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2007, 12:13:21 PM
Ah! That would explain it.

I wondered because our American Cousins refer to it as "Shit Kickin' Music" and given your occupation ...............

How curious.

I was aware of that and was going to mention it in my reply before deciding that nobody would recognise the reference.

Have a clap for your worldliness.  worthy:


Perhaps it was Green Beret and CIA not SAS and MI6?
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Snoopy on July 24, 2007, 12:15:37 PM
Ah! That would explain it.

I wondered because our American Cousins refer to it as "Shit Kickin' Music" and given your occupation ...............

How curious.

I was aware of that and was going to mention it in my reply before deciding that nobody would recognise the reference.

Have a clap for your worldliness.  worthy:


Perhaps it was Green Beret and CIA not SAS and MI6?

Thank you ~ I am not worthy.
I confess that in our house C&W is referred to as "Music to hang yourself by"
'Though to my everlasting shame I do actually like some of it  redface:
Which is probably why I recognised your quote
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2007, 01:27:33 PM
I bought my first pack of Canadian snouts last night. They have those pictures on of blackened lungs, furry arteries and rotting teeth. HOrrid. Pics like that could really put you off smoking IMO ::)
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Snoopy on July 25, 2007, 01:33:26 PM
Nick!
Go and have a holiday ~ chase a maid or two along the corridors ~ jump in the pool ~ go 'coon huntin'
You can talk to us anytime!
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2007, 01:36:24 PM
I am having a holiday!

Boy in the Pool, Mrs Nick in the sauna, servants clearing the breakfast dishes (!) and we are being collected later to go boating on the Lake (Ontario that is). The boat in question has a "stateroom" whatever that is. Oh, and a chef. I am killing time here.

OK?
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Snoopy on July 25, 2007, 01:39:41 PM
 ;) I give up ~ have it your own way and enjoy your boating trip.




And don't forget my stick of rock!
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Bar Wench on July 25, 2007, 01:53:52 PM
I want a postcard too! And some nice wool!
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2007, 07:54:17 AM
go 'coon huntin'
eeek:
[non-PC] censored:[/non-PC]
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2013, 02:45:00 PM
Wonder if he's still on the leccy one...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2013, 02:48:16 PM
Wenchy....  sad24:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2013, 02:50:05 PM
Wenchy....  sad24:

 sad32:

Must be walking by now.







..and the babbie.  whistle:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2013, 02:50:39 PM
Wenchy....  sad24:

Christmas countdown........ sad24:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2013, 02:59:19 PM

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Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2013, 03:02:13 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fdlon6ow3p%2F998091_10151820070426763_912111463_n.jpg&hash=889e56f99fbf95f11029b14052ae9ad2cd977b41) (http://postimg.org/image/dlon6ow3p/)  whistle:

Good girl.

Ring-pull training is so often left too late.
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2013, 03:03:56 PM

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Good girl.

Ring-pull training is so often left too late.

Not in the catholic church..... noooo:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2013, 03:09:13 PM

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Good girl.

Ring-pull training is so often left too late.

Not in the catholic church..... noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2013, 04:14:28 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fdlon6ow3p%2F998091_10151820070426763_912111463_n.jpg&hash=889e56f99fbf95f11029b14052ae9ad2cd977b41) (http://postimg.org/image/dlon6ow3p/)  whistle:

Good girl.

Ring-pull training is so often left too late.

Not in the catholic church..... noooo:

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Baldy on December 16, 2013, 04:39:58 PM

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Good girl.

Ring-pull training is so often left too late.

Not in the catholic church..... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2013, 06:59:46 AM
They smoked all of LL's fags....  noooo:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Baldy on December 19, 2013, 07:10:28 AM
They smoked all of LL's fags....  noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2013, 07:15:24 AM
They smoked all of LL's fags....  noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

And they left all of their e-cig stuff here.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Baldy on December 19, 2013, 07:21:04 AM
They smoked all of LL's fags....  noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

And they left all of their e-cig stuff here.....  noooo:

Apey's plan....come back to pick the e-cig up after you have re-stocked the beer fridge.  noooo:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2013, 07:22:04 AM
They smoked all of LL's fags....  noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

And they left all of their e-cig stuff here.....  noooo:

Apey's plan....come back to pick the e-cig up after you have re-stocked the beer fridge.  noooo:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Baldy on December 19, 2013, 07:26:41 AM
They smoked all of LL's fags....  noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

And they left all of their e-cig stuff here.....  noooo:

Apey's plan....come back to pick the e-cig up after you have re-stocked the beer fridge.  noooo:

 rubschin:

Apey is a past master in getting free drinks.
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: apc2010 on December 19, 2013, 07:40:23 AM
They smoked all of LL's fags....  noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

And they left all of their e-cig stuff here.....  noooo:

Apey's plan....come back to pick the e-cig up after you have re-stocked the beer fridge.  noooo:

 rubschin:

Apey is a past master in getting free drinks.

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Landlady on December 19, 2013, 10:09:31 AM
They smoked all of LL's fags....  noooo:

Cheeky little beggers  Shocked:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: apc2010 on December 19, 2013, 10:13:21 AM
They smoked all of LL's fags....  noooo:

Cheeky little beggers  Shocked:

 redface:  helping out .... Thumbs: you got the leccy one........
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2013, 03:40:23 PM
They smoked all of LL's fags....  noooo:

Cheeky little beggers  Shocked:

 redface:  helping out .... Thumbs: you got the leccy one........

They emptied that too....  noooo:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2014, 04:48:35 PM
Real ones are creeping back in......... noooo:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2014, 04:54:31 PM
Real ones are creeping back in......... noooo:

You need a night in The Minema!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Baldy on January 26, 2014, 05:53:03 PM
Real ones are creeping back in......... noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: Think about the dosh.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2014, 05:54:47 PM
Real ones are creeping back in......... noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: Think about the dosh.  Thumbs:

Will do .... Thumbs:  more booze you say,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Baldy on January 26, 2014, 05:57:43 PM
Real ones are creeping back in......... noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: Think about the dosh.  Thumbs:

Will do .... Thumbs:  more booze you say,,,,,,, rubschin:

Quite so.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2014, 09:19:32 AM

You need to sign this guys....

Although the website is a bit of a buggers muddle once you have selected Cyprus.... ::)
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2014, 11:57:53 AM
<a href='http://www.efvi.eu/' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.efvi.eu/badge/support-white-180x60.png' width='180' height='60' border='0'/></a>

You need to sign this guys....

Although the website is a bit of a buggers muddle once you have selected Cyprus.... ::)
:thumbsup:

Better a thread in its own right imho

How come Sweden got it's own opt out on smoking alternative snus but we go along with even more of this shite?

A:  just look at the tax takes
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2014, 05:49:07 PM
They smoked all of LL's fags....  noooo:

Cheeky little beggers  Shocked:

It could be worth booby trapping your cigarette stash next time you go away.  Hiding a match in a couple of cigs is a good way to get the message across. Either that or swap your ones with the roughest cheapest ones you can buy....  whistle:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2017, 05:51:59 AM
Nod and I have made a pact to go electronic. this is for financial rather than health reasons. We are meeting at a vape shop in town later to get started (again, in my case) and then off to the pub to twiddle with our new toys. angel1

I mentioned USB chargers to Nod yesterday and he looked alarmed and confused. noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2017, 08:28:35 AM
Nod and I have made a pact to go electronic. this is for financial rather than health reasons. We are meeting at a vape shop in town later to get started (again, in my case) and then off to the pub to twiddle with our new toys. angel1

I mentioned USB chargers to Nod yesterday and he looked alarmed and confused. noooo: noooo:

Get one that pumps out mahoosive great clouds of 'smoke' like!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2017, 09:19:18 AM
Like sitting next to a steam train pumping out strawberry , mint or other vile concoctions  noooo:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2017, 01:07:29 PM
For some reason Nod decided he was too ill to go out today  ::)
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2017, 01:08:30 PM
For some reason Nod decided he was too ill to go out today  ::)

Lightweight...  noooo:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2017, 03:16:30 PM
Vapes acquired. Nod finds the technology challenging  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2017, 03:31:49 PM
Vapes acquired. Nod finds the technology challenging  noooo: noooo:

Are they restricted on the size of the tank, %age of nicotine now...?
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2017, 03:33:12 PM
Not that I know of. Nod is troubled by having to press a button  noooo:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2017, 03:44:12 PM
Not that I know of. Nod is troubled by having to press a button  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2017, 03:49:47 PM
What did you get then...? Popcorn:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2017, 03:53:53 PM
Couple of stainless steel jobbies. About 25 squid each.
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2017, 03:58:51 PM
Couple of stainless steel jobbies. About 25 squid each.

How many Watts...? ::)
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2017, 03:59:46 PM
I will dig out the packet and send you a link  ::)
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2017, 04:00:15 PM
I will dig out the packet and send you a link  ::)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2017, 04:01:20 PM
For LL??
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2017, 04:02:15 PM
For LL??

No, I'm just interested in the technology...

LL has about five of them that she doesn't use... ::)
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2017, 04:05:17 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2017, 02:00:44 PM
If you are dead set on quitting and vaping doesn't work for you I do have a proven way to get you to stop (20 people tried, 19 quit, 2 of them even still talk to me). I wouldn't recommend inflicting it on Nod though as it would traumatize the poor bugger.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2017, 02:06:32 PM
Hypnotism?

Nod is not getting on well with the vape thing.

1. He does not understand the concept of the USB charger
2. The device has a button he has to press. This is very complex, it seems  noooo:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2017, 02:09:08 PM
It's an extreme form of aversion therapy. Even now the 2 that still talk to me say that the idea of putting a cigarette in their mouth makes them feel nauseous.

Like I said, I really would not recommended for Nod, but if you end up desperate enough to want to quit and can't....
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2017, 02:10:44 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2017, 02:14:14 PM
When I was a student nurse I had a load of (now mainly former) friends hound me about ways to quit smoking so I came up with one, completely off the cuff, one morning when I'd had enough of being asked how to.

It didn't help that back then I could be an evil bastard in the morning when I haven't had enough coffee  redface:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2017, 02:15:21 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2017, 03:08:09 PM
It's a last resort option Nick, you don't have to start panicking about it now  lol:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2018, 12:21:47 PM
When I was a student nurse I had a load of (now mainly former) friends hound me about ways to quit smoking so I came up with one, completely off the cuff, one morning when I'd had enough of being asked how to.

It didn't help that back then I could be an evil bastard in the morning when I haven't had enough coffee  redface:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2023, 04:30:18 PM
 Have stopped  angel1

Did the sums. Pack of fags is £15. Multiply by 365. Fuck me!!!

Vaping since Friday  angel1
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2023, 04:33:33 PM
Have stopped  angel1

Did the sums. Pack of fags is £15. Multiply by 365. Fuck me!!!

Vaping since Friday  angel1

Good man!  Thumbs:

Fags are still about €5 here and the same in Vienna surprisingly... Plus they have fag machines outside everywhere...  eeek:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2023, 05:31:46 PM
For what I am saving I could have 4 holidays in Cyprus every year  angel1
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2023, 05:45:11 PM
For what I am saving I could have 4 holidays in Cyprus every year  angel1

 scared2:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2023, 08:08:50 PM
For what I am saving I could have 4 holidays in Cyprus every year  angel1

 scared2:

A quadruple resonance cascade of gubberation...  We'd all be doomed I tells you...................DOOOOOOOOOOMED!!! scared2:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2023, 11:04:16 PM
For what I am saving I could have 4 holidays in Cyprus every year  angel1

 scared2:

A quadruple resonance cascade of gubberation...  We'd all be doomed I tells you...................DOOOOOOOOOOMED!!! scared2:


S-s-s-shirly there is a man with a van that does cheap fags?  scared2:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2024, 02:27:28 AM
For what I am saving I could have 4 holidays in Cyprus every year  angel1

 scared2:

A quadruple resonance cascade of gubberation...  We'd all be doomed I tells you...................DOOOOOOOOOOMED!!! scared2:


S-s-s-shirly there is a man with a van that does cheap fags?  scared2:

Ask Apey, if anyone knows of such a person he would and don't call me Shirley  whistle:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: apc2010 on January 04, 2024, 07:24:07 PM
For what I am saving I could have 4 holidays in Cyprus every year  angel1

And I can get cheap ciggies.. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2024, 08:45:59 PM
For what I am saving I could have 4 holidays in Cyprus every year  angel1

And I can get cheap ciggies.. Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol: