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Title: Dave Spikey
Post by: Berek on October 03, 2007, 10:02:02 AM
off to see him tonight.. whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS4e9rvmZuA
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: GROWLER on October 03, 2007, 10:50:28 AM
off to see him tonight.. whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS4e9rvmZuA

Never 'eard of 'im. whistle:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2007, 10:51:07 AM
I feel like I have lost a friend.

Oh


Quite funny though!
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: GROWLER on October 03, 2007, 10:52:59 AM
You strike me as more of a 'Chubby B' man Begsy. rubschin:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2007, 10:53:43 AM
What have you started???? noooo:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: GROWLER on October 03, 2007, 11:06:50 AM
What have you started???? noooo:


Eeeeee, fat bastard! lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFC0jWjPMdk

I'll get this going on the Rind Table float this year. lol:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Berek on October 03, 2007, 11:26:36 AM
my fav Dave Spikey joke

" I went to Wigan the other day and I asked a bloke for directions, I said " excuse me mate, is there a B&Q in Wigan ? " and he said, " No, theres a W an I a G .... "
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Berek on October 04, 2007, 09:28:35 AM
good night last night.  whistle:

slight hangover  whistle: whistle:

just had a pizza bagel.. whistle: whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 04, 2007, 09:31:38 AM
good night last night.  whistle:

slight hangover  whistle: whistle:

just had a pizza bagel.. whistle: whistle: whistle:

Well! I'm so excited I could shit!
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2007, 09:32:26 AM
good night last night.  whistle:

slight hangover  whistle: whistle:

just had a pizza bagel.. whistle: whistle: whistle:
Any maggots on that?
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 09:36:15 AM
What on earth is a pizza bagle?
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2007, 11:31:18 AM
What on earth is a pizza bagle?
It like a pizza beagle, except Snoopy can't find a suitable cartoon. whistle:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Berek on October 04, 2007, 11:43:16 AM
good night last night.  whistle:

slight hangover  whistle: whistle:

just had a pizza bagel.. whistle: whistle: whistle:

Well! I'm so excited I could shit!

you usually talk shite so I wouldnt be surprised
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2007, 12:56:57 PM
What on earth is a pizza bagle?
It like a pizza beagle, except Snoopy can't find a suitable cartoon. whistle:

Not today he can't

I thought I'd have another go at "getting better" so I came downstairs and I've read through it all now.

And I'm going back to bed.

See you all later.


Oh and hello Chunder (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fsick016.gif&hash=a4cf8fe9fe9a7f161b8a29c876b5fbe648aa6035)
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Berek on October 04, 2007, 01:07:30 PM
I forgot to mention the support act last night

http://www.myspace.com/panchoballard
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: GROWLER on October 04, 2007, 07:11:08 PM
I forgot to mention the support act last night




Thank f*** for that! lol:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Berek on October 04, 2007, 07:13:56 PM
basically a pizza bagel is a plain bagel with tomato puree and cheese then grilled..
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 07:32:43 PM
A cheese and tomato sandwich then.
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Berek on October 04, 2007, 07:34:35 PM
no, the tomato and cheese is on the top then grilled.. whistle:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 07:37:44 PM
Like cheese on toast then.
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Berek on October 04, 2007, 07:44:11 PM
no, its a bagel, not a slice of bread
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 08:01:46 PM
Cheese on bagel toasty then.

But nothing remotely to do with pizza whatever they claim in Barrow
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Berek on October 04, 2007, 08:08:23 PM
it had a sprinkling of Oregano  whistle:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 07:44:08 AM
I haven't made that since I was a student!!  eeek:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 07:53:35 AM
I haven't made that since I was a student!!  eeek:
You can't make Oregano, you have to grow it...  ::)
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 08:06:15 AM
I haven't made that since I was a student!!  eeek:
You can't make Oregano, you have to grow it...  ::)

 Banghead

I am sending bad vibes towards the Epsom area at about nine o'clock this evening.  evil:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: tel on October 05, 2007, 08:14:19 AM
I haven't made that since I was a student!!  eeek:
You can't make Oregano, you have to grow it...  ::)

 Banghead

I am sending bad vibes towards the Epsom area at about nine o'clock this evening.  evil:

It's where the bad vibes congregate anyway.
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 08:18:26 AM
Too true.  noooo:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 08:27:54 AM
I haven't made that since I was a student!!  eeek:
You can't make Oregano, you have to grow it...  ::)

 Banghead

I am sending bad vibes towards the Epsom area at about nine o'clock this evening.  evil:
That's okay then... I'll be in Windsor...
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 08:30:37 AM
I haven't made that since I was a student!!  eeek:
You can't make Oregano, you have to grow it...  ::)

 Banghead

I am sending bad vibes towards the Epsom area at about nine o'clock this evening.  evil:
That's okay then... I'll be in Windsor...

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 08:32:32 AM
I haven't made that since I was a student!!  eeek:
You can't make Oregano, you have to grow it...  ::)

 Banghead

I am sending bad vibes towards the Epsom area at about nine o'clock this evening.  evil:
That's okay then... I'll be in Windsor...

 rubschin:
You haven’t been paying attention have you?  noooo:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 08:33:55 AM
I haven't made that since I was a student!!  eeek:
You can't make Oregano, you have to grow it...  ::)

 Banghead

I am sending bad vibes towards the Epsom area at about nine o'clock this evening.  evil:
That's okay then... I'll be in Windsor...

 rubschin:
You haven’t been paying attention have you?  noooo:

 noooo: I seem to have lost the plot somewhere along the line.  redface:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: tel on October 05, 2007, 08:41:46 AM
I haven't made that since I was a student!!  eeek:
You can't make Oregano, you have to grow it...  ::)

Me too, thought it was Epsom.

 Banghead

I am sending bad vibes towards the Epsom area at about nine o'clock this evening.  evil:
That's okay then... I'll be in Windsor...

 rubschin:
You haven’t been paying attention have you?  noooo:

 noooo: I seem to have lost the plot somewhere along the line.  redface:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 05, 2007, 08:50:25 AM
I haven't made that since I was a student!!  eeek:
You can't make Oregano, you have to grow it...  ::)

 Banghead

I am sending bad vibes towards the Epsom area at about nine o'clock this evening.  evil:
That's okay then... I'll be in Windsor...

Taking tiffin with Phil and Liz are we? Didn't know they were visitors here  shocked003
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 08:54:41 AM
I haven't made that since I was a student!!  eeek:
You can't make Oregano, you have to grow it...  ::)

 Banghead

I am sending bad vibes towards the Epsom area at about nine o'clock this evening.  evil:
That's okay then... I'll be in Windsor...

 rubschin:
You haven’t been paying attention have you?  noooo:

This thread holds the only mention of Windsor in the entire forum!!! So it is you who have not fully informed me rather than me forgetting! So there!
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 05, 2007, 08:59:07 AM
Taking tiffin with Phil and Liz are we? Didn't know they were visitors here
My dear MargaRita is royalty you know. cloud9:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 05, 2007, 09:03:57 AM
Taking tiffin with Phil and Liz are we? Didn't know they were visitors here
My dear MargaRita is royalty you know. cloud9:

That's as maybe, but I have real problems imagining you in the role of 'Nick the Greek' DS - I don't think he's into turkeys and turnips!
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 09:20:59 AM
I haven't made that since I was a student!!  eeek:
You can't make Oregano, you have to grow it...  ::)

 Banghead

I am sending bad vibes towards the Epsom area at about nine o'clock this evening.  evil:
That's okay then... I'll be in Windsor...

 rubschin:
You haven’t been paying attention have you?  noooo:

This thread holds the only mention of Windsor in the entire forum!!! So it is you who have not fully informed me rather than me forgetting! So there!
doh:
I'll be staying in Windsor... Berkshire... and visiting #1 daughter in Epsom, Surrey.  noooo:

Do a search for Berkshire oh wise one...  whistle:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 09:32:54 AM
I haven't made that since I was a student!!  eeek:
You can't make Oregano, you have to grow it...  ::)

 Banghead

I am sending bad vibes towards the Epsom area at about nine o'clock this evening.  evil:
That's okay then... I'll be in Windsor...

 rubschin:
You haven’t been paying attention have you?  noooo:

This thread holds the only mention of Windsor in the entire forum!!! So it is you who have not fully informed me rather than me forgetting! So there!
doh:
I'll be staying in Windsor... Berkshire... and visiting #1 daughter in Epsom, Surrey.  noooo:

Do a search for Berkshire oh wise one...  whistle:

 redface:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 09:35:59 AM
I haven't made that since I was a student!!  eeek:
You can't make Oregano, you have to grow it...  ::)

 Banghead

I am sending bad vibes towards the Epsom area at about nine o'clock this evening.  evil:
That's okay then... I'll be in Windsor...

 rubschin:
You haven’t been paying attention have you?  noooo:

This thread holds the only mention of Windsor in the entire forum!!! So it is you who have not fully informed me rather than me forgetting! So there!
doh:
I'll be staying in Windsor... Berkshire... and visiting #1 daughter in Epsom, Surrey.  noooo:

Do a search for Berkshire oh wise one...  whistle:

 redface:
point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 09:46:34 AM
At least I won't be pootling about in a purple car.  point:

Talk about lack of cred!  point:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 09:48:07 AM
At least I won't be pootling about in a purple car.  point:

Talk about lack of cred!  point:
redface:


At least I can drive tho...  point:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2007, 09:49:54 AM
So can everyone's Dad ~ that's why the little sods don't bother to learn for themselves.  evil:


Try getting my 14yo to catch a bus ...... you'd think I'd asked her to walk to the moon.
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 09:51:57 AM
What Snoops said! Dad!!!  point:

I choose not to learn. <stalks off in a sulk>
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 09:53:31 AM
What Snoops said! Dad!!!  point:

I choose not to learn. <stalks off in a sulk>
Nothing to do with being unable to read the numberplate at thirty feet then?  point:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2007, 09:54:33 AM
What Snoops said! Dad!!!  point:

I choose not to learn. <stalks off in a sulk>
Nothing to do with being unable to read the numberplate at thirty feet then?  point:


Buggered if I could do that now either.
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 09:55:49 AM
What Snoops said! Dad!!!  point:

I choose not to learn. <stalks off in a sulk>
Nothing to do with being unable to read the numberplate at thirty feet then?  point:


Buggered if I could do that now either.
I can do that... it's the dashboard I can't see...  redface:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 09:58:25 AM
I can read the number plate I just can't judge how far away/close it is.  redface:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2007, 10:00:03 AM
Actually I think if the man said read that number plate I'd be saying "can you move it a little further away?"

Why do I have to take my glasses off to read and then hold the paper at arms length?
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 10:04:07 AM
I can read the number plate I just can't judge how far away/close it is.  redface:
It'll be thirty feet away...  ::)
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 05, 2007, 10:09:57 AM
I'll be staying in Windsor... Berkshire... and visiting #1 daughter in Epsom, Surrey.  noooo:
Still the Chavvy end of the county. noooo:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 10:11:02 AM
I'll be staying in Windsor... Berkshire... and visiting #1 daughter in Epsom, Surrey.  noooo:
Still the Chavvy end of the county. noooo:

How very dare you!!
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: tel on October 05, 2007, 10:19:59 AM
I'll be staying in Windsor... Berkshire... and visiting #1 daughter in Epsom, Surrey.  noooo:
Still the Chavvy end of the county. noooo:

Which county?
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2007, 10:21:33 AM
Coming, as I do, from the King of all Counties I can really enjoy this Berkshire/Surrey row.  whistle:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 10:21:57 AM
Coming, as I do, from the King of all Counties I can really enjoy this Berkshire/Surrey row.  whistle:

I spit on your dodgy county.  evil:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2007, 10:25:18 AM
'Tis upon 'ampshire that this country has depended in time of trouble.
Where'd you think they got all that there hoak for to build His Majesty's navy then  .... eh?
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 05, 2007, 10:29:01 AM
Oi, it's us Romford barrow boys wot make the dosh for good old Blighty these days.

Essex rules!
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2007, 10:30:15 AM
Oi, it's us Romford barrow boys wot make the dosh for good old Blighty these days.

Essex rules!


Mrs Snoopy is an Essex Girl ~ she assures me that Essex girls always come first  eeek:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: tel on October 05, 2007, 10:32:20 AM
'Tis upon 'ampshire that this country has depended in time of trouble.
Where'd you think they got all that there hoak for to build His Majesty's navy then  .... eh?

The Wealds of Sussex, Surrey & Kent - Acts from Elizabeth1 reign said so.
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 10:33:30 AM
 point:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 05, 2007, 10:39:55 AM
Oi, it's us Romford barrow boys wot make the dosh for good old Blighty these days.

Essex rules!


Mrs Snoopy is an Essex Girl ~ she assures me that Essex girls always come first  eeek:


Only because they're easily pleased.  ;)
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2007, 10:40:48 AM
'Tis upon 'ampshire that this country has depended in time of trouble.
Where'd you think they got all that there hoak for to build His Majesty's navy then  .... eh?

The Wealds of Sussex, Surrey & Kent - Acts from Elizabeth1 reign said so.


May have escaped your attention but Elizabeth I was a Queen.

I'm talking about the King's Navy  ~ Invented by King Alfred ~ built from New Forest Oak .... as indeed almost a thousand years later was much of Nelson's fleet (at Buckler's Hard)

Quote
Over fifty wooden warships for the navies of George II and George III were built at Buckler's Hard for the wars against France from the 1740's to the beginning of the 19th century. The Master Builder, Henry Adams and his sons, Balthazar and Edward, constructed the majority.

AGAMEMNON
This 64-gun ship was launched at Buckler's Hard in 1781 and was said to be Nelson's favourite. He was in command when she sailed into Naples on the diplomatic mission that led to his first meeting with Lady Hamilton and when he lost the sight of his right eye at the siege of Calvi in 1794. She took part in the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805 under the command of Sir Edward Berry, but in 1809 she ran aground on a shoal in the mouth of the River Plate whilst on duty in the South Atlantic. The wreck was recently discovered and some artefacts recovered, including some copper sheathing, which can be seen in The Buckler's Hard Story, together with a model of the ship.

EURYALUS
Nicknamed Nelson's Watchdog, this 36-gun frigate was launched at Buckler's Hard in 1803. She took part in the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805 under the command of Sir Henry Blackwood and, after his own ship lost her masts, was used by Lord Collingwood as his flagship. He wrote the dispatch containing the news of Nelson's death on board. The Euryalus later saw service in the American War and as a prison ship in Gibraltar. The Navy sold her in 1860. A model of the ship can be seen in The Buckler's Hard Story.

SWIFTSURE
This 74-gun ship was launched at Buckler's Hard in 1804 in front of 3 to 4,000 people. Under the command of William Rutherford, she sank the French ship Achille at the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805 and took the French ship Redoubtable in tow after the battle. It was from this ship that Nelson had received his fatal shot. She later saw service in North America, the Mediterranean and the West Indies, ending up as a gunnery target before being sold in 1845. Today, the modern Swiftsure makes half hourly cruises along the Beaulieu River. A model of Buckler's Hard Village in 1803, showing Swiftsure under construction can be seen in The Buckler's Hard Story.

GLADIATOR
Launched at Buckler's Hard in 1783 just as the American War was ending, this 44-gun ship was probably never at sea. She became well known among the sailors as a location for court martials. In 1802 Thomas Williams alias David Forrester was hanged on board, having been found guilty of the murder of his captain in a mutiny on the Hermione. Others fared better like Andrew Dryden of another Buckler's Hard ship, the Santa Margarita, who was sentenced to receive 50 lashes and forfeit all his pay as punishment for desertion in 1800. Lt Stevenson of the MALABAR who, although found guilty of neglect of duty, was punished by dismissal from the Navy in 1807. Gladiator was broken up in 1817, surplus to requirements. This reconstruction of her figurehead, together with the original drawing on which it is based, can be seen in The Buckler's Hard Story.

ILLUSTRIOUS
This 74-gun ship was launched at Buckler's Hard in 1789, a week before the fall of the Bastille in Paris heralded the beginning of the French Revolution. She was wrecked off Italy in 1795 after being damaged in action against the forces of Revolutionary France, abandoned by her crew and then set alight. Some pieces were saved and fitted to other ships. A surviving Captain's Log for 1793 to her end in 1795 reveals details about life aboard. The ½ model, illustrating some of these aspects, and a full model of the ship can be seen in The Buckler's Hard Story. See if you can spot the anchor cable entering the ship and the 'seats of ease' or sailors' lavatories when you visit.

BEAULIEU
Begun by Henry Adams as a speculative venture, this 40-gun ship was bought, as he had hoped, by the Navy in 1790 and was launched at Buckler’s Hard in 1791. He was given the honour of naming her, in recognition of the work he had done for the Navy Board over the years. She saw service in the West Indies and the Mediterranean before being broken up in 1809. This recruiting poster and a model of the ship can be seen in The Buckler's Hard Story.

http://www.beaulieu.co.uk/bucklershard/base2.cfm?ID=11



Honestly ~ education today  ::)
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2007, 10:42:02 AM
Oi, it's us Romford barrow boys wot make the dosh for good old Blighty these days.

Essex rules!


Mrs Snoopy is an Essex Girl ~ she assures me that Essex girls always come first  eeek:


Only because they're easily pleased.  ;)


That is very true ...... takes but a minute or two ~ for which, at my age, I am very grateful.
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2007, 10:44:53 AM
 redface: We seem to have drifted a little from the thread here.

To get back on topic may I ask ~ Who The F*** is Dave Spikey?
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 10:47:19 AM
redface: We seem to have drifted a little from the thread here.

You think?  redface: eeek: redface:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2007, 10:49:14 AM
 lol:
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 05, 2007, 10:51:34 AM
redface: We seem to have drifted a little from the thread here.

To get back on topic may I ask ~ Who The F*** is Dave Spikey?

Was he an Elizibethan shipwright?
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2007, 10:54:07 AM
redface: We seem to have drifted a little from the thread here.

To get back on topic may I ask ~ Who The F*** is Dave Spikey?

Was he an Elizibethan shipwright?

No I think that was his 20xGreat Grandfather Marlin
Title: Re: Dave Spikey
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 05, 2007, 11:38:15 AM
redface: We seem to have drifted a little from the thread here.

To get back on topic may I ask ~ Who The F*** is Dave Spikey?

Was he an Elizibethan shipwright?

No I think that was his 20xGreat Grandfather Marlin
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