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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on October 03, 2007, 03:03:13 PM

Title: Duck
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 03, 2007, 03:03:13 PM
A bastard Duck goes into Boots and asks for a Chapstick.

"No problem" the bastard shop assistant says "That will be £1.49".

"Fine" says the bastard duck "Put it on my bill"

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Title: Re: Duck
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2007, 03:35:15 PM
A duck takes his secretary away to a hotel for a dirty weekend but realises he has no condoms.

He goes to the porter who has an emergency supply and is happy to sell him a pack.

‘Shall I put it on your bill?’ asks the porter.

‘Don’t be fucking stupid!’ replies the duck.
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