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Title: Bastards
Post by: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 10:05:13 AM
 cussing:

Thanks for the invite when you jumped ship in May, err not - ye bastards.    Elvis tipped me the wink about this place, but he warned me it is a bit cliquey.   
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 04, 2007, 10:06:55 AM
A BIT?  ::)

Welcome.
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 10:08:04 AM
Elvis?! eeek:

Oh and welcome.

Bishop's Finger?
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 10:08:46 AM
Quote from: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 10:05:13 AM
cussing:

Thanks for the invite when you jumped ship in May, err not - ye bastards.    Elvis tipped me the wink about this place, but he warned me it is a bit cliquey.   

A lot of us were unable to invite due to certain priviledges being removed.  sad24:

Welcome, drop of vino?
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2007, 10:09:18 AM
Quote from: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 10:05:13 AM
cussing:

Thanks for the invite when you jumped ship in May, err not - ye bastards.    Elvis tipped me the wink about this place, but he warned me it is a bit cliquey.   
Welcome!  cloud9:

Sorry about not letting you know, most of us have been banned from over there so communication is somewhat difficult...  noooo:

We are a fairly tight-knit group who all know each other quite well by now but new members are always welcome if they have something positive to bring to the board.

BTW The emoticon whatsits don't work 'til you've made ten posts i'm afraid.
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 10:11:58 AM
And you might want to edit your profile..............Dave spider:
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2007, 10:14:11 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 04, 2007, 10:11:58 AM
And you might want to edit your profile..............Dave spider:
Fixed...  whistle:
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 10:27:01 AM
Thanks, "hide from public" seems to be ticked now. 
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2007, 10:37:34 AM
Quote from: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 10:27:01 AM
Thanks, "hide from public" seems to be ticked now. 
Indeed...  whistle:

Now you have 30,000 posts to catch-up with!  point:
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 10:38:59 AM
He needn't bother. Virtually everything on here is trivia

Did I say "virtually"? Sorry.
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 04, 2007, 10:48:14 AM
I've got the monopoly of calling people bastards, right!  cussing:
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 10:54:49 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger link=topic=1713. msg30710#msg30710 date=1191494894
I've got the monopoly of calling people bastards, right!  cussing:

Do you pronounce it bastad or barstud?
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 10:56:33 AM
Have we explained to him yet about smiting?

Thought not noooo:
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2007, 10:58:36 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 04, 2007, 10:56:33 AM
Have we explained to him yet about smiting?

Thought not noooo:
Here... I've just demonstrated...  point:
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 11:05:07 AM
Smite away Cyprus, I'm not a hindu anyway.  :)
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2007, 11:08:03 AM
Quote from: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 11:05:07 AM
Smite away Cyprus, I'm not a hindu anyway.  :)
I smote Nick by way of demonstration...  whistle:
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 11:13:04 AM
And I went on a smiting spree as a result spider:
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 11:16:35 AM
I smote both of you to be sure I got the culprit.
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2007, 11:17:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 04, 2007, 10:09:18 AM
We are a fairly tight-knit group. . . 

Some of us remain loose-weave thank you. evil:

Welcome Chunty.

Have the others explained the "New boys buy Darwin a large malt" tradition yet?
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 11:18:33 AM
We warned him
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2007, 11:22:09 AM
Quote from: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 11:16:35 AM
I smote both of you to be sure I got the culprit.
Oh...  evil:
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 11:24:52 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection link=topic=1713.   msg30737#msg30737 date=1191496651
Quote from: Barman link=topic=1713.   msg30681#msg30681 date=1191492558
We are a fairly tight-knit group.    .    .     

Some of us remain loose-weave thank you.    evil:

Welcome Chunty.   

Have the others explained the "New boys buy Darwin a large malt" tradition yet?

You may help yourself from my meagre collection:

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Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2007, 11:25:12 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 04, 2007, 11:18:33 AM
We warned him
Oh!  cry:


Quote from: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 11:24:52 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection link=topic=1713.  msg30737#msg30737 date=1191496651
Quote from: Barman link=topic=1713.  msg30681#msg30681 date=1191492558
We are a fairly tight-knit group.   .   .   

Some of us remain loose-weave thank you.   evil:

Welcome Chunty. 

Have the others explained the "New boys buy Darwin a large malt" tradition yet?

You may help yourself from my meagre collection:

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Good man  cloud9:
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 11:25:46 AM
Quote from: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 11:24:52 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection link=topic=1713.  msg30737#msg30737 date=1191496651
Quote from: Barman link=topic=1713.  msg30681#msg30681 date=1191492558
We are a fairly tight-knit group.   .   .   

Some of us remain loose-weave thank you.   evil:

Welcome Chunty. 

Have the others explained the "New boys buy Darwin a large malt" tradition yet?

You may help yourself from my meagre collection:

(http://hxxp: upload3. postimage. org/412808/Collection. jpg)


The curse of the red X! Flee
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 11:28:30 AM
Looks like I can't post pictures till I'm in "the clique" either!
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2007, 11:29:32 AM
Quote from: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 11:28:30 AM
Looks like I can't post pictures till I'm in "the clique" either!
No, but you can get help. whistle:
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2007, 11:32:26 AM
Quote from: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 11:28:30 AM
Looks like I can't post pictures till I'm in "the clique" either!
Ten posts and emoticons and other 'links' work...  whistle:
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 11:35:33 AM
 Angry9: Banghead cussing: point: cry: spider: cloud9:  sad24:  eveilgrin:



Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2007, 11:36:57 AM
Quote from: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 11:35:33 AM
Angry9: Banghead cussing: point: cry: spider: cloud9:  sad24:  eveilgrin:




See?  whistle:
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Berek on October 04, 2007, 11:51:16 AM
Elvis, I remember him, trolling sponger

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Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 11:52:47 AM
Berek never lets us down noooo:
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: GROWLER on October 04, 2007, 12:13:43 PM
Quote from: Berek on October 04, 2007, 11:51:16 AM
Elvis, I remember him, trolling sponger

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The tits on that!  eeek:

Alright mate. Welcome.
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2007, 06:22:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 04, 2007, 11:08:03 AM
Quote from: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 11:05:07 AM
Smite away Cyprus, I'm not a hindu anyway.  :)
I smote Nick by way of demonstration...  whistle:

Just a thought, albeit a disturbing one. What is critical mass for smitage? Its just Nick is now over -150, and Captain Calamity and large amounts of negative Karma cannot be a healthy combination scared2:
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2007, 06:51:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2007, 06:22:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 04, 2007, 11:08:03 AM
Quote from: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 11:05:07 AM
Smite away Cyprus, I'm not a hindu anyway.  :)
I smote Nick by way of demonstration...  whistle:

Just a thought, albeit a disturbing one. What is critical mass for smitage? Its just Nick is now over -150, and Captain Calamity and large amounts of negative Karma cannot be a healthy combination scared2:

'She will'nae tak ony mair Captain'

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Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2007, 06:56:22 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2007, 06:51:37 PM
'She will'nae tak ony mair Captain'

Nickola?  whistle:
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 04, 2007, 10:06:06 PM
Ruth Kelly on QT. Total bastard(ess) and possibly the first man/woman in history. If you asked her if two plus two was four, she would not give you a definitive answer. A total custard and I hope she suffers a plague of boils.
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Misunderstood on October 04, 2007, 11:17:01 PM
To think...  I used to think politicians were the ones that had all the answers.  confused:

Maybe they do - but getting one out of them is on par with knitting fog.     
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: Pastis on October 05, 2007, 02:03:47 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 04, 2007, 10:06:06 PM
Ruth Kelly on QT. Total bastard(ess) and possibly the first man/woman in history. If you asked her if two plus two was four, she would not give you a definitive answer. A total custard and I hope she suffers a plague of boils.

Was that a wig she was wearing?  Or has she dyed her hair to appear more lay-dee like  sick2:
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 05, 2007, 02:31:35 PM
My thoughts, posted elsewhere...

I am not, by nature, a violent man.

However, after watching this sad specimen of humanity last night, I felt the need to hit something and thus a new TV is now on order.

Firstly - I'm not sure what gender she is - the longer hair may convince some, but she has an awfully big Adam's apple...

Secondly - answer the fu(king question. I bet that if you asked her what two plus two was, she would still fail to deliver an answer. Her loathsome squirminess is unparalleled and even the oleaginous George Osborne massacred her on every level.

Star of the show was Hislop - a refreshing breath of honesty, who got more claps than an Albanian hooker.

Ruth Kelly symptomises all that is wrong with this country and the trough-feeding politicians that are meant to be running it.

Bastards, I hope they all choke on their vomit.
Title: Re: Bastards
Post by: chuntering again on October 05, 2007, 02:40:05 PM
Ruth Kelly is a prime example of how homophobia is often born from self-loathing.  smile: