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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on May 10, 2007, 09:11:38 PM

Title: Bathroom additions
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2007, 09:11:38 PM
Snoopy was on about bidets earlier. Since pubs have urinals, reducing spillage and the like, why don't domestic houses have urinals too? Really. No more arguments about seat up or down and so on. Phantom floor flooders would vanish.

Does anyone know of anyone who has a urinal in their house?
Title: Re: Bathroom additions
Post by: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 09:14:46 PM
We have one in the games room in Spain. My Dad wanted one.  ::)
Title: Re: Bathroom additions
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2007, 09:16:07 PM
The GAMES ROOM? eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Is it plumbed in (albeit in a Spanish fashion)?
Title: Re: Bathroom additions
Post by: wayne Kerr on May 10, 2007, 09:25:09 PM
Snoopy was on about bidets earlier. Since pubs have urinals, reducing spillage and the like, why don't domestic houses have urinals too? Really. No more arguments about seat up or down and so on. Phantom floor flooders would vanish.

Does anyone know of anyone who has a urinal in their house?

We do its called a "Sink" eyes: Oh come on you must have . redface:
Title: Re: Bathroom additions
Post by: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 09:39:28 PM
The GAMES ROOM? eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Is it plumbed in (albeit in a Spanish fashion)?

Sorry I should have been clearer. In the games room bathroom. A seperate room with walls, door and roof. Plumbed in? Well, as you say as much as Spanish plumbing ever is! Although it was installed by a French builder/plumber.  eeek:
Title: Re: Bathroom additions
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2007, 06:43:10 AM
Snoopy was on about bidets earlier. Since pubs have urinals, reducing spillage and the like, why don't domestic houses have urinals too? Really. No more arguments about seat up or down and so on. Phantom floor flooders would vanish.

Does anyone know of anyone who has a urinal in their house?
I?ve seen little ?home? sized ones in bathroom shops but I?ve never actually seen one installed in a house anywhere?
Title: Re: Bathroom additions
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2007, 07:56:54 AM
I can't find the additional details, but the top of the range model houses a "motion sensor" eeek:

So what would that involve then?

http://www.uncrate.com/men/home/bed-bath/kohler-home-urinals/ (http://www.uncrate.com/men/home/bed-bath/kohler-home-urinals/)
Title: Re: Bathroom additions
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2007, 08:08:40 AM
I can't find the additional details, but the top of the range model houses a "motion sensor" eeek:

So what would that involve then?

http://www.uncrate.com/men/home/bed-bath/kohler-home-urinals/ (http://www.uncrate.com/men/home/bed-bath/kohler-home-urinals/)
Does it detect ?cock waving? and spray you with water?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Bathroom additions
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2007, 08:12:04 AM
You may have put your finger on it.




















So to speak
Title: Re: Bathroom additions
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2007, 08:17:57 AM
I can't find the additional details, but the top of the range model houses a "motion sensor" eeek:
So what would that involve then?
I should imagine detecting a motion in a urinal is quite important.

It will be used to alert the butler to attend with a spoon and plastic cup.
Title: Re: Bathroom additions
Post by: Bar Wench on May 11, 2007, 08:19:21 AM
What would one do with a spoon and plastic cup? Do I want to know?  eeek:
Title: Re: Bathroom additions
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2007, 08:21:47 AM
What would one do with a spoon and plastic cup? Do I want to know?  eeek:
::)

A 'motion' Wench...  noooo:
Title: Re: Bathroom additions
Post by: Misunderstood on May 11, 2007, 06:43:58 PM
Yea!  We've got one   thumbsup: ;D









Oh! seems everyone else calls it a window...  redface:
Title: Re: Bathroom additions
Post by: Bikini Girl on May 12, 2007, 11:47:59 PM
Snoopy was on about bidets earlier. Since pubs have urinals, reducing spillage and the like, why don't domestic houses have urinals too? Really. No more arguments about seat up or down and so on. Phantom floor flooders would vanish.

Does anyone know of anyone who has a urinal in their house?

I got one - Hands free - for Mr BG and his mates, but for some strange reason they appears to be reluctant to use it. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hilarious-pictures.com%2Ffiles%2Fpicture%2F24777660.jpg&hash=2dcb687900f30a9bb50562b5924d461161564b7a) Perhaps the pink tiles were a mistake?
Title: Re: Bathroom additions
Post by: Misunderstood on May 13, 2007, 06:08:01 AM
Snoopy was on about bidets earlier. Since pubs have urinals, reducing spillage and the like, why don't domestic houses have urinals too? Really. No more arguments about seat up or down and so on. Phantom floor flooders would vanish.

Does anyone know of anyone who has a urinal in their house?

I got one - Hands free - for Mr BG and his mates, but for some strange reason they appears to be reluctant to use it. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hilarious-pictures.com%2Ffiles%2Fpicture%2F24777660.jpg&hash=2dcb687900f30a9bb50562b5924d461161564b7a) Perhaps the pink tiles were a mistake?

No, I think it was the ruler screwed to it that caused the problem.
Title: Re: Bathroom additions
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2007, 06:25:54 AM
Snoopy was on about bidets earlier. Since pubs have urinals, reducing spillage and the like, why don't domestic houses have urinals too? Really. No more arguments about seat up or down and so on. Phantom floor flooders would vanish.

Does anyone know of anyone who has a urinal in their house?

I got one - Hands free - for Mr BG and his mates, but for some strange reason they appears to be reluctant to use it. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hilarious-pictures.com%2Ffiles%2Fpicture%2F24777660.jpg&hash=2dcb687900f30a9bb50562b5924d461161564b7a) Perhaps the pink tiles were a mistake?

No, I think it was the ruler screwed to it that caused the problem.
Could have been worse ? could have had a guillotine in there.  eeek: