this will cheer the lads upWaste of bandwidth that was!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=77d_1177437097
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
I must admit, they did look a bit dodgy to me.. eyes:They look just like yours! eeek:
perhaps this is better..it even features one of our members !!
http://www.filecabi.net/video/cabi-see-girls.html
before Snoopy Doggy Dog jumps in and says it's not Friday yet i'll have to say i'm taking the dog to the vet in the morning so i'll not be here.Mind your thumbs.
has he balls !!I assumed that was what you were taking him to the vet to have removed.
As I have mentioned elsewhere i'm away to Canada tomorrow so I don't know if i'll get on here tomorrow. So haway and i'll see you from June 4th. drumroll: eyes:(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.paulbunyantrail.com%2Fimages%2Fpbcover.jpg&hash=6399181f7a23d5a9dfe4dcf82751d79a4bd65ce9)
As I have mentioned elsewhere i'm away to Canada tomorrow so I don't know if i'll get on here tomorrow. So haway and i'll see you from June 4th. drumroll: eyes:You won?t have an account to come back to if you don?t log-on and wish me a Happy Birthday! noooo:
Happy Birthday whistle:Not yet! cussing:
Happy Birthday whistle:Indeed, happy birthday Barman. I take it the drinks are on you today then, good man.
Not yet, NOT YET! cussing:Happy Birthday whistle:Indeed, happy birthday Barman. I take it the drinks are on you today then, good man.
A large Talisker please. ;D
Not yet, NOT YET! cussing:Happy Birthday whistle:Indeed, happy birthday Barman. I take it the drinks are on you today then, good man.
A large Talisker please. ;D
Check the bleeding calendar! noooo:
I?ve given you enough warning to all club together and buy me a nice big pressie! whistle:
There ? I?ve set you up for an easy ?prossy? joke and a few karma points.
doh:Not yet, NOT YET! cussing:Happy Birthday whistle:Indeed, happy birthday Barman. I take it the drinks are on you today then, good man.
A large Talisker please. ;D
Check the bleeding calendar! noooo:
I?ve given you enough warning to all club together and buy me a nice big pressie! whistle:
There ? I?ve set you up for an easy ?prossy? joke and a few karma points.
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Try to second guess me eh?
Happy Birthday BarmanWhat he said. ;D
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IT'S TODAY!cloud9:
Happy Birthday Barman
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Camilla is in town ! I saw a van last night with " KILL CAMILLA " sprayed on it. I didnt realise Nick was visiting so soon.. whistle:Are you sure it wasn't Chlamydia? whistle:
Camilla is in town ! I saw a van last night with " KILL CAMILLA " sprayed on it. I didnt realise Nick was visiting so soon.. whistle:Are you sure it wasn't Chlamydia? whistle:
I've just been stung for ?49. Booser and Kennel cough. The vet said "would you like me to worm him as well ", I said " he's been done "
has he balls cussing:
dont know if its a good day or not. I have to endure my B-I-L's 40th birthday party tonight.Haway!
never mind.. eh
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Hawaaayyyyyy cricket in the rain! surrender:No cricket here but the garden is awash with Cicadas? oh and it?s about 30?C? cloud9:
Piss off!They have a bar don't they? whistle:
I am supposed to be going to the Oval to watch Surrey v Middlesex in a 20-20. Wasn't happy about it before now I am intensely pissed off by the idea.
Actually i'm not too sure if its a " haway " day, because today is...Sounds like Haaawwway to me! eyes:
dum, dee , dum, dum
SPORTS DAY !!!
I was praying for rain last nght, but the sun is shinig, I may have to take part in the sack race.. whistle:
although, the sight of all those MILF boobies bouncing as they run may make it a brighter occasion
Play your cards right and it might be haveithaway! whistle:
Sackrace sack, string. Job done. happy088
Play your cards right and it might be haveithaway! whistle:
Not with Meg in tow it won't, she'll be watching me like a hawk.. whistle:
What exactly is there to be cheerful about?redface:
The mind absolutely boggles as to what could possibly go wrong. eeek:(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hxc.com%2Fdma%2Fphoto%2Farchives%2Fdead01.jpg&hash=9982bbf355b48dbb80f917b3599b06c06474c112)
. .some bloody donkey show. .Snoopy and I have seen those in the Middle East. eyes:
a bit like Rain ManWhere is your nearest casino opening? eyes:
where I hope to dress as a cyberman
HHHAAWWWAYYYYYPoor you? happy100
Just finished a stint at one flew over the cuckoos nest, i'm ready for the wine
I?ve just finished a stint at our Russian neighbours and am ready for bed? surrender:
Now that Growler has gone home I can tell you that the aforementioned new neighbour is Polish? whistle:
We?re off to Kazakhstan in November! scared2:I?ve just finished a stint at our Russian neighbours and am ready for bed? surrender:
confused:Now that Growler has gone home I can tell you that the aforementioned new neighbour is Polish? whistle:
confused:
I fear for Barman... caught between the Borscht and the Golabki eyes:
We?re off to Kazakhstan in November! scared2:
HHHHAAWWWAAAAYYYYY
Weekend off !!! hopefully it will rain and i'll avoid gardening duty.. whistle:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The Wench needs sunshine or there will be blood shed! evil:
well you pack of gets, you never posted here last Friday. I will now post on a Thursday..its my job to keep this thread alive.. I am off to find a nuddy picture to cheer you up tomorrow..
Gee thanks Snoops - that almost deserves a smite ... noooo:
Think we need to start our own ladies night thread to give you some clues as to what is acceptable cloud9:
regarding tomorrow, the good news is i'm on a 9-5 shift, so i'll be able to post here in the morning.. whistle: whistle:, and its my weekend off..AND my sis has got me a ticket for the Spurs game !! whistle:
The weekend starts here !!!, the wine is in the fridge and i've got my life size Christina Ricci doll all greased up !!!
Half a bottle of Mateus Ros? prolly... ::)
Half a bottle of Mateus Ros? prolly... ::)
Blue Nun actually whistle:
Half a bottle of Mateus Ros? prolly... ::)
Blue Nun actually whistle:
Mrs C is out on the lash, so i'm going to get me lash out and drool over Becky..Who she? shrugs:
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Mrs C is out on the lash, so i'm going to get me lash out and drool over Becky..Who she? shrugs:
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Mrs C is out on the lash, so i'm going to get me lash out and drool over Becky..Who she? shrugs:
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Berek has been quiet today.Surfing porn I 'spec. whistle:
Phew!
Berek has been quiet today.Surfing porn I 'spec. whistle:
Phew!
Fish?
That really is quite disgusting. I don't do inards. I have to ask the fishmonger to gut them for me. The one time I tried to do it myself I was physically sick2: in the sink over them. redface:
Mr Wench is off to watch the Bluebirds.
Mr Wench is off to watch the Bluebirds.
He's an ornithologist?
Mr Wench is off to watch the Bluebirds.
Mr Wench is off to watch the Bluebirds.
Barrow ??? ( who are of course known as the Bluebirds )
Mr Wench is off to watch the Bluebirds.
He's an ornithologist?
He's a big fan of tits.
Mr Wench is off to watch the Bluebirds.
He's an ornithologist?
He's a big fan of tits.
Mr Wench is off to watch the Bluebirds.
Barrow ??? ( who are of course known as the Bluebirds )
No Cardiff.
haway ?..Haway indeed.
bom
What is there to be cheerful about? I may have scared2: Mr Wench's brother moving in with us. scared2:Eeek... and his GF?
What is there to be cheerful about? I may have scared2: Mr Wench's brother moving in with us. scared2:Eeek... and his GF?
Is it today? Looks as though you have sent the pleasant weather ahead of you to Epsom. I doff my hat in gratitude. lol: cloud9:yes... today.... Fly at 16:50 so have to be there about three days ago... noooo:
happy100 she was your only friend too... noooo:What is there to be cheerful about? I may have scared2: Mr Wench's brother moving in with us. scared2:Eeek... and his GF?
Hell no!!! Apparently he and his GF are on the rocks. sad24:
happy100 she was your only friend too... noooo:What is there to be cheerful about? I may have scared2: Mr Wench's brother moving in with us. scared2:Eeek... and his GF?
Hell no!!! Apparently he and his GF are on the rocks. sad24:
S'not too bad. Have you packed yet or does LL do that for you?LL whistle:
All that Japanese tat, kimonos and stuff... yes. point:happy100 she was your only friend too... noooo:What is there to be cheerful about? I may have scared2: Mr Wench's brother moving in with us. scared2:Eeek... and his GF?
Hell no!!! Apparently he and his GF are on the rocks. sad24:
eeek: A quiet little japanese girl. Do you really see that as someone who would be my bestest pal? eeek:
happy001 happy001happy100 she was your only friend too... noooo:What is there to be cheerful about? I may have scared2: Mr Wench's brother moving in with us. scared2:Eeek... and his GF?
Hell no!!! Apparently he and his GF are on the rocks. sad24:
eeek: A quiet little japanese girl. Do you really see that as someone who would be my bestest pal? eeek:
She's alright I don't really know the girl. She is just terribly quiet, she doesn't eat and doesn't have hardly any tat at all! eeek:Yet... whistle:
What is there to be cheerful about? I may have scared2: Mr Wench's brother moving in with us. scared2:
What is there to be cheerful about? I may have scared2: Mr Wench's brother moving in with us. scared2:
Now is the time, if ever there was one, to put your foot down with a firm hand.
Of course, of course... whistle:What is there to be cheerful about? I may have scared2: Mr Wench's brother moving in with us. scared2:
Now is the time, if ever there was one, to put your foot down with a firm hand.
Mr Wench let my brother live with us. I'm sort of in a corner. shrugs:
Plus MILFH will owe me BIG TIME! eveilgrin:
It's true!!!!Yes dear… she’ll be bowing down before you I’m sure… worthy:
It's true!!!!Yes dear… she’ll be bowing down before you I’m sure… worthy:
Unlikely ~ not unless and/or until you make an honest man out of her darling ~ then you might get a cup.Nah... the ugly sister... whistle:
Until then it's the Cinderella part for you I'm afraid.
sad24:point:
Unlikely ~ not unless and/or until you make an honest man out of her darling ~ then you might get a cup.Nah... the ugly sister... whistle:
Until then it's the Cinderella part for you I'm afraid.
tomorrow we set off for London at approx 1pm, should reach the hotel for 6pm just in time to get hammered.I'm sure your Dad thought the same. ;)
Staying overnight after the match and travelling home on Sunday, hoping to be home early afternoon, as it is Berek jnrs 8th birthday ;D
Its on his birthday that Berek gets emotional, I look at he photos of him in intensive care, and then look at him now and think " what the fuck have I created ? "
All packed and ready for the off, all that will happen now is Meg will fanny around and we will leave an hour later than planned whistle:Haway then... have a good weekend... ;)
I may run on the pitch and tickle the goalie whistle:Which one?
GoAlie.I may run on the pitch and tickle the goalie whistle:Which one?
In memory of Berek (RIP)
Actually, he has been locked up!
Yes, but he is prolly busy playing on the PS3, the box 360 and surfing porn... whistle:In memory of Berek (RIP)
Actually, he has been locked up!
I doubt that because according to the Daily Mail <spit> inmates have 24 hour internet access along with all the other home comforts ;)
HHHAAAWWWAAAAYYYYYYYou have some catching-up to do young man... whistle:
I am just starting a 7 day break, be prepared for heaps of shite over the next week
I've earned it, iv'e hardly stopped working over the last month
HHHAAAWWWAAAAYYYYYYYou have some catching-up to do young man... whistle:
I am just starting a 7 day break, be prepared for heaps of shite over the next week
I've earned it, iv'e hardly stopped working over the last month
redface:HHHAAAWWWAAAAYYYYYYYou have some catching-up to do young man... whistle:
I am just starting a 7 day break, be prepared for heaps of shite over the next week
I've earned it, iv'e hardly stopped working over the last month
Like nobody has posted any shite in weeks ::)
Dancing tonight and BBQ on Sunday… whistle:
Dancing tonight and BBQ on Sunday… whistle:
Yes, Tango lessons... whistle:Dancing tonight and BBQ on Sunday… whistle:
Tango lessons? point:
And what do you BBQ there? Goat?
I am fond of goats, but not on a plate. I had some in Greece once. Offputting to be eating goat while the rest of the goat family watches you reproachfully over the wall eeek:The bastards will eat our garden if they get a chance and the dog eats their shite… it all balances out in the big, um balance of things I suppose… confused:
Must be Poet's Day .... nobdy has posted anything for almost an hour.happy100
I've still got a cold too sad24:
Must be Poet's Day .... nobdy has posted anything for almost an hour.
I've still got a cold too sad24:
Well what are your plans for the weekend without LL around BM? Something artistic?Hubba, hubba! whistle:
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Am I the only one that thinks she looks yellow! eeek:And your point is? rubschin:
WE were looking at the car Wenchy. whistle:Yes... um, nice wheels... whistle:
She is jaundiced and you can see her pants!AND? ::)
WE were looking at the car Wenchy. whistle:
That's all pictures of cars... ::)WE were looking at the car Wenchy. whistle:
If you are going to look at a car at least make it a decent one:
http://www.bugatti.com/en/veyron-16.4.html (http://www.bugatti.com/en/veyron-16.4.html)
cloud9:
WE were looking at the car Wenchy. whistle:
If you are going to look at a car at least make it a decent one:
http://www.bugatti.com/en/veyron-16.4.html (http://www.bugatti.com/en/veyron-16.4.html)
cloud9:
That's all pictures of cars... ::)WE were looking at the car Wenchy. whistle:
If you are going to look at a car at least make it a decent one:
http://www.bugatti.com/en/veyron-16.4.html (http://www.bugatti.com/en/veyron-16.4.html)
cloud9:
Yes, but he just said that... noooo:That's all pictures of cars... ::)WE were looking at the car Wenchy. whistle:
If you are going to look at a car at least make it a decent one:
http://www.bugatti.com/en/veyron-16.4.html (http://www.bugatti.com/en/veyron-16.4.html)
cloud9:
I refer you to the comment made by the hound BaldyMort ::)
And she doesn't look yellow on my screen (No Darwin I do not have Black and White!)
Is it possible that Wenchy's remarks may be tinted by the little green god of envy.
And she doesn't look yellow on my screen (No Darwin I do not have Black and White!)Indeed... Wenchy is jealous that she has lost our attention for a moment... point:
Is it possible that Wenchy's remarks may be tinted by the little green god of envy.
Well mine certainly isn't yellow or tatooed!Shame... noooo:
Indeed. ::) I'm gutted. ::)point:
That's all pictures of cars... ::)WE were looking at the car Wenchy. whistle:
If you are going to look at a car at least make it a decent one:
http://www.bugatti.com/en/veyron-16.4.html (http://www.bugatti.com/en/veyron-16.4.html)
cloud9:
Well mine certainly isn't yellow or tatooed!
Well mine certainly isn't yellow or tatooed!
Well mine certainly isn't yellow or tatooed!
They can ask all they like. Remember, I want doesn't get!Ask Mr. Wench! point:
How will you manage that? eeek:
How will you manage that? eeek:No, I meant Ask Mr. Wench who knows that 'I want' doesn't get... ::)
Personally I think he may be open, given a result for the Boyos tomorrow and a few pints of Brains Best, to part with some "Holiday" snaps and we can see for ourselves.Who are the sheep shaggers playing then, Italy?
I'm beginning to think I may be spending too much time with Mr Nick .... he is usually the evil thoughts person eveilgrin:
How will you manage that? eeek:
Well we have the IP for his school laptop ..... it can't be that hard to work out his email eveilgrin:.... alternatively we could broadcast the request on the Rugby tomorrow.
Personally I think he may be open, given a result for the Boyos tomorrow and a few pints of Brains Best, to part with some "Holiday" snaps and we can see for ourselves.Who are the sheep shaggers playing then, Italy?
I'm beginning to think I may be spending too much time with Mr Nick .... he is usually the evil thoughts person eveilgrin:
Do you really think Mr Wench would know how to post a picture! point:
How will you manage that? eeek:
Well we have the IP for his school laptop ..... it can't be that hard to work out his email eveilgrin:.... alternatively we could broadcast the request on the Rugby tomorrow.
So you and your cohorts are going to the rugby with a ferkin huge sign saying 'We want to see Wenchy's arse' which will be held up every time the camera pans past you? eeek:
Its been nice knowing you sad24:
Do you have a fisheye lens then? rubschin:How will you manage that? eeek:
Well we have the IP for his school laptop ..... it can't be that hard to work out his email eveilgrin:.... alternatively we could broadcast the request on the Rugby tomorrow.
So you and your cohorts are going to the rugby with a ferkin huge sign saying 'We want to see Wenchy's arse' which will be held up every time the camera pans past you? eeek:
Its been nice knowing you sad24:
I might almost have considered it if they managed that. lol:
How will you manage that? eeek:
Well we have the IP for his school laptop ..... it can't be that hard to work out his email eveilgrin:.... alternatively we could broadcast the request on the Rugby tomorrow.
So you and your cohorts are going to the rugby with a ferkin huge sign saying 'We want to see Wenchy's arse' which will be held up every time the camera pans past you? eeek:
Its been nice knowing you sad24:
I might almost have considered it if they managed that. lol:
Do you have a fisheye lens then? rubschin:How will you manage that? eeek:
Well we have the IP for his school laptop ..... it can't be that hard to work out his email eveilgrin:.... alternatively we could broadcast the request on the Rugby tomorrow.
So you and your cohorts are going to the rugby with a ferkin huge sign saying 'We want to see Wenchy's arse' which will be held up every time the camera pans past you? eeek:
Its been nice knowing you sad24:
I might almost have considered it if they managed that. lol:
...or perhaps you can prove that he wouldn't need one? whistle:Do you have a fisheye lens then? rubschin:How will you manage that? eeek:
Well we have the IP for his school laptop ..... it can't be that hard to work out his email eveilgrin:.... alternatively we could broadcast the request on the Rugby tomorrow.
So you and your cohorts are going to the rugby with a ferkin huge sign saying 'We want to see Wenchy's arse' which will be held up every time the camera pans past you? eeek:
Its been nice knowing you sad24:
I might almost have considered it if they managed that. lol:
sad24:
How will you manage that? eeek:
Well we have the IP for his school laptop ..... it can't be that hard to work out his email eveilgrin:.... alternatively we could broadcast the request on the Rugby tomorrow.
So you and your cohorts are going to the rugby with a ferkin huge sign saying 'We want to see Wenchy's arse' which will be held up every time the camera pans past you? eeek:
Its been nice knowing you sad24:
I might almost have considered it if they managed that. lol:
It could be coincidence but Snoop has gone awfully quiet......
cloud9:How will you manage that? eeek:
Well we have the IP for his school laptop ..... it can't be that hard to work out his email eveilgrin:.... alternatively we could broadcast the request on the Rugby tomorrow.
So you and your cohorts are going to the rugby with a ferkin huge sign saying 'We want to see Wenchy's arse' which will be held up every time the camera pans past you? eeek:
Its been nice knowing you sad24:
I might almost have considered it if they managed that. lol:
It could be coincidence but Snoop has gone awfully quiet......
I refer the honourable member to the post about 5 above ...... which I was thinking I might have got away with until now.
Or I may be in silent contemplation of Wenchy's arse
cloud9:How will you manage that? eeek:
Well we have the IP for his school laptop ..... it can't be that hard to work out his email eveilgrin:.... alternatively we could broadcast the request on the Rugby tomorrow.
So you and your cohorts are going to the rugby with a ferkin huge sign saying 'We want to see Wenchy's arse' which will be held up every time the camera pans past you? eeek:
Its been nice knowing you sad24:
I might almost have considered it if they managed that. lol:
It could be coincidence but Snoop has gone awfully quiet......
I refer the honourable member to the post about 5 above ...... which I was thinking I might have got away with until now.
Or I may be in silent contemplation of Wenchy's arse
Ah 16.55 and everyone's gone quiet ..... rushing to get the week's work done no doubt. Oh the joys of retirement whistle:I'm here... I've just had supper... cloud9:
weekend off whistle:Excellent... your plans?
Rugby on soon. Enough of this idle chit chat.Enough of posting in the Friday thread too! Banghead
3.50 at Sandown - Isntshelovely, for Mrs TMR (to be).
Second pint of Young's going down well.
never got on for a few days, been emptying the shed, getting a new one on Thursday whistle:A new shed... cloud9:
problem is, I havent demolished the old one yet, I cant be arsed tunble:Ah... remember, remember, etc... November 5th comes early to the Berek household... whistle:
I have got THE INCINERATOR out and ready to goMost excellent... wait for the washing tho... whistle:
Good Morning Cyprus! (no other UK member logged in yet)Mornin'
Will we catch up when we put the clocks forward this weekend or do you also jump one hour on?
Put the roof up first then you can work in the dry on the rest of it.
Put the roof up first then you can work in the dry on the rest of it.
Would the rest include the walls perchance? whistle:
What is so great about it?Um.... redface:
What is so great about it?
I lurve jelly.
rubschin: wonder how much sugar is in jelly?
I lurve jelly.
rubschin: wonder how much sugar is in jelly?
Buy sugar free jelly. It is available ..... not quite as good but in a crisis when nursery food is necessary.
Can I have her jelly then ~ please?
Haaaaaaawwwaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy indeed!Yay! cloud9:
Helping Bro and his missus move into their new pad tomorrow. Staying the night. She works for a drinks company. Much free alcohol! cloud9:
What could possibly go wrong?Indeed...
Haawaaay again... bit late I know... redface:
What is everybody up to this weekend? whistle:
Ask me, ask me, ask me, ask me, ask me, ask me, ask me, ask me, ask me!
Perhaps the calendar should be checked...? whistle:I did that, definitely Friday today.
doh:Perhaps the calendar should be checked...? whistle:I did that, definitely Friday today.
I have checked and it is deffo the 31st May ~ Tomorrow, being the 1st June, it will be my daughter's 15th Birthday. Can't imagine why you should think I would forget that. whistle:And... whistle:
I have checked and it is deffo the 31st May ~ Tomorrow, being the 1st June, it will be my daughter's 15th Birthday. Can't imagine why you should think I would forget that. whistle:And... whistle:
redface:I have checked and it is deffo the 31st May ~ Tomorrow, being the 1st June, it will be my daughter's 15th Birthday. Can't imagine why you should think I would forget that. whistle:And... whistle:
Oh yes ~ some OLD man will be having a birthday as well. The same OLD man who yesterday was begging people to ask what he was doing this weekend. It hadn't gone unnoticed BM OLD man. ::)
'course not. I hope you have a very happy day. What is LL giving you ~ the usual eyes:My watch was my pressie... sad24:
And it is indeed the THW's 15th too
'course not. I hope you have a very happy day. What is LL giving you ~ the usual eyes:My watch was my pressie... sad24:
And it is indeed the THW's 15th too
Many Happy Returns to THW!
My watch was my pressie... sad24:
A man walks into a bar, sits down next to this attractive young lady and casually glances at his watch.
Over the next several minutes, he does this again and again.
The young lady finds this curious and asks “Are you waiting for someone?”
The man replies “Actually, I’m not. I was just given this extraordinary watch as a present. It tells me the time, the date, the weather and some other things telepathically.
“Really? What is it telling you right now?”
“Well, actually it’s telling me you’re not wearing any knickers” he replies.
The young woman giggles and says “Well it’s wrong. I am definitely wearing knickers.”
On hearing this the man looks at the watch and hits it, and replies “Oh hang on, this thing's running an hour fast.” eyes:
I have checked and it is deffo the 31st May ~ Tomorrow, being the 1st June, it will be my daughter's 15th Birthday. Can't imagine why you should think I would forget that. whistle:And... whistle:
Oh yes ~ some OLD man will be having a birthday as well. The same OLD man who yesterday was begging people to ask what he was doing this weekend. It hadn't gone unnoticed BM OLD man. ::)
;DMy watch was my pressie... sad24:
Was it a watch like this one?QuoteA man walks into a bar, sits down next to this attractive young lady and casually glances at his watch.
Over the next several minutes, he does this again and again.
The young lady finds this curious and asks “Are you waiting for someone?”
The man replies “Actually, I’m not. I was just given this extraordinary watch as a present. It tells me the time, the date, the weather and some other things telepathically.
“Really? What is it telling you right now?”
“Well, actually it’s telling me you’re not wearing any knickers” he replies.
The young woman giggles and says “Well it’s wrong. I am definitely wearing knickers.”
On hearing this the man looks at the watch and hits it, and replies “Oh hang on, this thing's running an hour fast.” eyes:
Have a good one BM! drumroll:
Welsh invasion at TG towers tonight. scared2:
Welsh invasion at TG towers tonight. scared2:
Oh dear ~ that's not something to look forward to is it.
As a good ice breaker you might try asking why so many of them are called Jones when there is no J in their alphabet. lol:
I have been shopping (not something I do a lot of these days) and bought stuff like a sack of pasta, a sack of rice and other staples
I have been shopping (not something I do a lot of these days) and bought stuff like a sack of pasta, a sack of rice and other staples
How wise to top up the stationery cupboard at the same time.
I have been shopping (not something I do a lot of these days) and bought stuff like a sack of pasta, a sack of rice and other staples that are supposed to be in short supply.I convinced LL to stock up on rice some months ago ‘cos there was going to be a shortage like’…
Yes ~ I'm all right Jack, pull up the ladder ~ applies cloud9:
I have been shopping (not something I do a lot of these days) and bought stuff like a sack of pasta, a sack of rice and other staples that are supposed to be in short supply.I convinced LL to stock up on rice some months ago ‘cos there was going to be a shortage like’…
Yes ~ I'm all right Jack, pull up the ladder ~ applies cloud9:
Bloody supermarket shelves are still loaded with it… Banghead
Rice Pudding! cloud9:I have been shopping (not something I do a lot of these days) and bought stuff like a sack of pasta, a sack of rice and other staples that are supposed to be in short supply.I convinced LL to stock up on rice some months ago ‘cos there was going to be a shortage like’…
Yes ~ I'm all right Jack, pull up the ladder ~ applies cloud9:
Bloody supermarket shelves are still loaded with it… Banghead
Didn't you throw it all at the wedding?
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Rice Pudding! cloud9:I have been shopping (not something I do a lot of these days) and bought stuff like a sack of pasta, a sack of rice and other staples that are supposed to be in short supply.I convinced LL to stock up on rice some months ago ‘cos there was going to be a shortage like’…
Yes ~ I'm all right Jack, pull up the ladder ~ applies cloud9:
Bloody supermarket shelves are still loaded with it… Banghead
Didn't you throw it all at the wedding?
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Not the skin tho - that is bad and wrong... sick2:
Rice Pudding! cloud9:I have been shopping (not something I do a lot of these days) and bought stuff like a sack of pasta, a sack of rice and other staples that are supposed to be in short supply.I convinced LL to stock up on rice some months ago ‘cos there was going to be a shortage like’…
Yes ~ I'm all right Jack, pull up the ladder ~ applies cloud9:
Bloody supermarket shelves are still loaded with it… Banghead
Didn't you throw it all at the wedding?
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Not the skin tho - that is bad and wrong... sick2:
My late father would have scraped all that skin onto his own plate and said "You lot don't know what's good for you ~ this is the best bit" and then looked hurt when we all replied "Oh no it isn't"
Oh happy childhood. cloud9:
I have been shopping (not something I do a lot of these days) and bought stuff like a sack of pasta, a sack of rice and other staples
How wise to top up the stationery cupboard at the same time.
The minute I hit the "post" button I just knew I'd regret it. angry041:
Buy loads! eeek:I have been shopping (not something I do a lot of these days) and bought stuff like a sack of pasta, a sack of rice and other staples
How wise to top up the stationery cupboard at the same time.
The minute I hit the "post" button I just knew I'd regret it. angry041:
seems plenty in supermarkets, dident realise there was a shortage, i do like both but i can live without either though!
Welsh invasion at TG towers tonight. scared2:
One is a crowd with the sheep shaggers tho.... noooo:Welsh invasion at TG towers tonight. scared2:
erm..my english daugther an her welsh husband to be...you think we had a coach full of em coming! whistle:
There is going to be a potato shortage too ~ Blight apparently. Just like in Ireland all those years ago............ when they all came over to Liverpool or went to America
noooo:There is going to be a potato shortage too ~ Blight apparently. Just like in Ireland all those years ago............ when they all came over to Liverpool or went to America
No chips? scared2:
Spuds?Did I say spuds? I meant Cyprus chips – lovely… ‘spensive mind… whistle:
To hell with spuds. I want chips! evil:
Spuds?Did I say spuds? I meant Cyprus chips – lovely… ‘spensive mind… whistle:
To hell with spuds. I want chips! evil:
Put Mrs. TG out on the game...Spuds?Did I say spuds? I meant Cyprus chips – lovely… ‘spensive mind… whistle:
To hell with spuds. I want chips! evil:
I am poor. So no chips for me. sad24:
Put Mrs. TG out on the game...Spuds?Did I say spuds? I meant Cyprus chips – lovely… ‘spensive mind… whistle:
To hell with spuds. I want chips! evil:
I am poor. So no chips for me. sad24:
It's Golden Brown trying to take our minds off the really bad news ~ I 'spect.
The I'm pimping Mrs. TG thread... doh:Put Mrs. TG out on the game...Spuds?Did I say spuds? I meant Cyprus chips – lovely… ‘spensive mind… whistle:
To hell with spuds. I want chips! evil:
I am poor. So no chips for me. sad24:
Which thread am I posting in now?
She could be sitting on a fortune.happy001
She could be sitting on a fortune.happy001
Snoopy and I take a mere 75% whistle:She could be sitting on a fortune.happy001
eeek:
Snoopy and I take a mere 75% whistle:She could be sitting on a fortune.happy001
eeek:
Of course... use all the space you need...Snoopy and I take a mere 75% whistle:She could be sitting on a fortune.happy001
eeek:
I'll start a thread then. Drum up some trade then eh? eeek:
Of course... use all the space you need...Snoopy and I take a mere 75% whistle:She could be sitting on a fortune.happy001
eeek:
I'll start a thread then. Drum up some trade then eh? eeek:
Depends… who wears the trousers in the TG household? whistle:Of course... use all the space you need...Snoopy and I take a mere 75% whistle:She could be sitting on a fortune.happy001
eeek:
I'll start a thread then. Drum up some trade then eh? eeek:
Might be an idea to ask her first like. whistle:
Ummm ... I should put it tactfully if I were you.
I think that's your answer too BM.Mouse then... noooo:
I think that's your answer too BM.
I'll cancel the Rolls Royce then.yes... evil:
I'll cancel the Rolls Royce then.yes... evil:
eyes:I'll cancel the Rolls Royce then.yes... evil:
I didnt say I wouldnt do it did I?
Well? Go on then ....................... I can't wait for the answer.I think flowers are a bit passé
BM ~ do you think a wreath or a simple spray of flowers would be appropriate?
Well? Go on then ....................... I can't wait for the answer.
Hang on. I'm just asking permission. happy088
BM ~ do you think a wreath or a simple spray of flowers would be appropriate?
happy001Well? Go on then ....................... I can't wait for the answer.
Hang on. I'm just asking permission. happy088
BM ~ do you think a wreath or a simple spray of flowers would be appropriate?
We are a bit hard up. Can Mrs Nick be conscripted to the pub brothel? Nice Catholic girl and all that whistle:Snoopy and I take 75% whistle:
We are a bit hard up. Can Mrs Nick be conscripted to the pub brothel? Nice Catholic girl and all that whistle:Snoopy and I take 75% whistle:
Check out the small print...We are a bit hard up. Can Mrs Nick be conscripted to the pub brothel? Nice Catholic girl and all that whistle:Snoopy and I take 75% whistle:
Erm. rubschin:
And something sticky sick2:
Haaawwwaaaayyyy!
About nine million degrees in the shade here today... noooo:
Haaawwwaaaayyyy!
About nine million degrees in the shade here today... noooo:
The weekend looms ~ oh dear tunble:
Lovely job... cloud9:The weekend looms ~ oh dear tunble:
Lovely. cloud9:
Lovely job... cloud9:The weekend looms ~ oh dear tunble:
Lovely. cloud9:
's lovely here... 8)Lovely job... cloud9:The weekend looms ~ oh dear tunble:
Lovely. cloud9:
And having arrived it is now p*ssing down ~ with a forecast of rain throughout today, moving off to the North overnight to be immediately followed by a day of gale force winds with structural damage a likelyhood. Welcome to a Summer Weekend ::)
Indeed... 10 day forecast is 32°C every day – Scorchio… cloud9:
;DIndeed... 10 day forecast is 32°C every day – Scorchio… cloud9:
We're geting that today, 16 this morning, and another 16 this afternoon
Is it Friday? Christ. Doesnt feel like it. noooo:No...
did'nt get on here last night cos the builder was round to discuss the kitchen. Work commences on Sept 29th. He said it will take 8 weeks to complete the job INCLUDING fitting the kitchen, I'll pencil a completion by Easter in then..2009 or 2010? whistle:
Get some documents for claiming from the Small Claims Court and leave them lying around, like. Where he can see them, like;D
Today has really dragged cry:Today has flown past! cloud9:
Today has really dragged cry:Today has flown past! cloud9:
I've been- you prolly don't want to know do you...? noooo:
Up late...Today has really dragged cry:Today has flown past! cloud9:
I've been- you prolly don't want to know do you...? noooo:
tunble: Why not? ......... Nothing else to do is there?
Up late...Today has really dragged cry:Today has flown past! cloud9:
I've been- you prolly don't want to know do you...? noooo:
tunble: Why not? ......... Nothing else to do is there?
Breakfast by the pool
Walked down to the village to buy bread and milk, get the post, etc.
Come back... made some ham and mustard sarnies - ate them and had some grapes for afters (the village is awash with grapes at the moment)
Read the James Bond book for a bit
Had a kip
Got in the pool and did some scuba practice with LL
Took the dog for a walk along the cliffs
Opened a tine of wife beater
Logged-in here...
cloud9:
Up late...Today has really dragged cry:Today has flown past! cloud9:
I've been- you prolly don't want to know do you...? noooo:
tunble: Why not? ......... Nothing else to do is there?
Breakfast by the pool
Walked down to the village to buy bread and milk, get the post, etc.
Come back... made some ham and mustard sarnies - ate them and had some grapes for afters (the village is awash with grapes at the moment)
Read the James Bond book for a bit
Had a kip
Got in the pool and did some scuba practice with LL
Took the dog for a walk along the cliffs
Opened a tine of wife beater
Logged-in here...
cloud9:
Up late...Today has really dragged cry:Today has flown past! cloud9:
I've been- you prolly don't want to know do you...? noooo:
tunble: Why not? ......... Nothing else to do is there?
Breakfast by the pool
Walked down to the village to buy bread and milk, get the post, etc.
Come back... made some ham and mustard sarnies - ate them and had some grapes for afters (the village is awash with grapes at the moment)
Read the James Bond book for a bit
Had a kip
Got in the pool and did some scuba practice with LL
Took the dog for a walk along the cliffs
Opened a tine of wife beater
Logged-in here...
cloud9:
Oh wat a hard life you lead..do you want a housekeeper?
Up late...Today has really dragged cry:Today has flown past! cloud9:
I've been- you prolly don't want to know do you...? noooo:
tunble: Why not? ......... Nothing else to do is there?
Breakfast by the pool
Walked down to the village to buy bread and milk, get the post, etc.
Come back... made some ham and mustard sarnies - ate them and had some grapes for afters (the village is awash with grapes at the moment)
Read the James Bond book for a bit
Had a kip
Got in the pool and did some scuba practice with LL
Took the dog for a walk along the cliffs
Opened a tine of wife beater
Logged-in here...
cloud9:
αυτάρεσκο git whistle:Up late...Today has really dragged cry:Today has flown past! cloud9:
I've been- you prolly don't want to know do you...? noooo:
tunble: Why not? ......... Nothing else to do is there?
Breakfast by the pool
Walked down to the village to buy bread and milk, get the post, etc.
Come back... made some ham and mustard sarnies - ate them and had some grapes for afters (the village is awash with grapes at the moment)
Read the James Bond book for a bit
Had a kip
Got in the pool and did some scuba practice with LL
Took the dog for a walk along the cliffs
Opened a tine of wife beater
Logged-in here...
cloud9:
What is the Greek for "smug git"?
αυτάρεσκο git whistle:Up late...Today has really dragged cry:Today has flown past! cloud9:
I've been- you prolly don't want to know do you...? noooo:
tunble: Why not? ......... Nothing else to do is there?
Breakfast by the pool
Walked down to the village to buy bread and milk, get the post, etc.
Come back... made some ham and mustard sarnies - ate them and had some grapes for afters (the village is awash with grapes at the moment)
Read the James Bond book for a bit
Had a kip
Got in the pool and did some scuba practice with LL
Took the dog for a walk along the cliffs
Opened a tine of wife beater
Logged-in here...
cloud9:
What is the Greek for "smug git"?
Another one? eeek:Assumption innit... whistle:
Another one? eeek:Assumption innit... whistle:
Another one? eeek:Assumption innit... whistle:
I assumed every day was a holiday for you. Angry9:
Another one? eeek:Assumption innit... whistle:
I assumed every day was a holiday for you. Angry9:
The man is a Lotus Eater.
whistle:Another one? eeek:Assumption innit... whistle:
I assumed every day was a holiday for you. Angry9:
Is our buxom Wench still orf?Haven't seen much of her this week... sad24:
She is usually brimming over with pre-weekend levity at this point.
Another one? eeek:Assumption innit... whistle:
I assumed every day was a holiday for you. Angry9:
The man is a Lotus Eater.
Is that a model car from Nick's cake shoppe?
Is that the new Mercedes S1L?Unfortunately not... noooo:
Oh, sorry, I've just twigged redface:
So why did I feel the need to exhume this thread this week?Unlike berek... still off sulking I suppose...?
Because it was there I suppose. noooo:
A sea dog says 't this way:
So why did I feel th' need t' exhume this thread this week?
On accoun' o' 't be thar I suppose
Ya scallywag!
So why did I feel the need to exhume this thread this week?Unlike berek... still off skulking I suppose...?
Because it was there I suppose. noooo:
I've just had a curious incident in Tescos ... if you've seen it, Harry & Paul's Café Polski sketch refers eyes: eeek:Nope... did you shag someone in the toilet...? rubschin:
I've just had a curious incident in Tescos ... if you've seen it, Harry & Paul's Café Polski sketch refers eyes: eeek:Nope... did you shag someone in the toilet...? rubschin:
cussing: I am sick to the back teeth of discussing, reasoning, bribing, threatening, appealing to her better nature, punishing etc etc etc. I'll be bloody glad when she 's gone TBH.
Only three more years, if I last that long, before she'll be away to uni cloud9:
< exit normality mode..
<engage : translation engine : MkIV : Build 00.871 : FUCK OFF & DO NOT RETURN YOU BASTARDS : engine disengage and system shutdown>
> enter normality mode.
cussing: I am sick to the back teeth of discussing, reasoning, bribing, threatening, appealing to her better nature, punishing etc etc etc. I'll be bloody glad when she 's gone TBH.
Only three more years, if I last that long, before she'll be away to uni cloud9:
Every 18 yr old should be bought a suitcase for there 18th! point:
i was quite lucky with my brood, although my daughter at 23 can b still moody sod, two of em left for uni at 18 an aint come back, although i love em to death, i dont wana live with em again, love the peaceful life to much now... cloud9:
Buy a suitcase and change the locks then...? rubschin:cussing: I am sick to the back teeth of discussing, reasoning, bribing, threatening, appealing to her better nature, punishing etc etc etc. I'll be bloody glad when she 's gone TBH.
Only three more years, if I last that long, before she'll be away to uni cloud9:
Every 18 yr old should be bought a suitcase for there 18th! point:
i was quite lucky with my brood, although my daughter at 23 can b still moody sod, two of em left for uni at 18 an aint come back, although i love em to death, i dont wana live with em again, love the peaceful life to much now... cloud9:
Fully agree, I love them all dearly but no-one said I had to like them evil: ~ my elder two are 40 and 38 respectively. They went out the door at 18 ~ problem was they were like fvcking boomerangs until they reached thirty.
Not entirely as a joke and during one of his many returns to the nest, I once wrapped my 21 yo son's sandwiches in a page torn from an atlas. eveilgrin:;D
. . .problem was they were like fvcking boomerangs until they reached thirty.
You may now blush furiously when I tell you that my Daughter is married to a very black young man from Sri Lanka.
So yes ~ In essence I expect she is bent and *ucked about by a dark-skinned bloke whistle:
Is she a chimney sweep?
I suppose she waved her brush at him
You may now blush furiously when I tell you that my Daughter is married to a very black young man from Sri Lanka.
So yes ~ In essence I expect she is bent and *ucked about by a dark-skinned bloke whistle:
I gave up blushing at such gaffes about 20 years ago.
Anyway, I bet my sister-in-law is blacker than your son-in-law. whistle:
I suppose she waved her brush at him
You omitted 'flue' and 'back boiler' references.
You may now blush furiously when I tell you that my Daughter is married to a very black young man from Sri Lanka.
So yes ~ In essence I expect she is bent and *ucked about by a dark-skinned bloke whistle:
I gave up blushing at such gaffes about 20 years ago.
Anyway, I bet my sister-in-law is blacker than your son-in-law. whistle:
rubschin: Mine is a sort of shiny black that only some Sri Lankan's manage. ie Really black, not coffee tinted.
Same sort of colour but without the bracelets etc.
Well ~ here we are again.
Anyone got anything good/exciting planned or is it just suffering the family until Monday arrives to give us something to complain about?
Well ~ here we are again.
Anyone got anything good/exciting planned or is it just suffering the family until Monday arrives to give us something to complain about?
Some of us suffer the immediate family 7 days a week.
The weekends are when the non-immediate ones arrive and add to the mayhem. evil:
Because of a bridge having been struck by a road vehicle between Clapton and Tottenham Hale, journeys may be delayed by up to 30 minutes.
Haaawaaaayyyyy!!!!!
Oh... redface:
Indeed... noooo:
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cloud9:POETS day then... noooo:
and
cloud9: cloud9:
I'm having a half day.
cloud9: cloud9:
cloud9:
and
cloud9: cloud9:
I'm having a half day.
cloud9: cloud9:
Well The Boy arrives home later and my e mail is gubbed(have I mentioned that?). And Mrs Nick is at home for the day.
I may just go and drive off a cliff or something
happy001Well The Boy arrives home later and my e mail is gubbed(have I mentioned that?). And Mrs Nick is at home for the day.
I may just go and drive off a cliff or something
You'd probably miss. ::)
Aren't you worried that everybody will notice how fast t'interweb is when you go home...? scared2:
I am going home to try and setup my wireless, I may be back later for help! scared2:
Precisely...
I am going home to try and setup my wireless, I may be back later for help! scared2:
Alan Coren's diary mentioned wireless this morning, only his was walnut, bakelite and had glowing valves rubschin:
Precisely...
I am going home to try and setup my wireless, I may be back later for help! scared2:
Alan Coren's diary mentioned wireless this morning, only his was walnut, bakelite and had glowing valves rubschin:
That is Wenchy's problem - bakelite and valves is all we understand... noooo:
Some of us hound... whistle:Precisely...
I am going home to try and setup my wireless, I may be back later for help! scared2:
Alan Coren's diary mentioned wireless this morning, only his was walnut, bakelite and had glowing valves rubschin:
That is Wenchy's problem - bakelite and valves is all we understand... noooo:
We do? shocked003
Some of us hound... whistle:Precisely...
I am going home to try and setup my wireless, I may be back later for help! scared2:
Alan Coren's diary mentioned wireless this morning, only his was walnut, bakelite and had glowing valves rubschin:
That is Wenchy's problem - bakelite and valves is all we understand... noooo:
We do? shocked003
More reliable than effing Virgin!Got a problemo with Virgin then...? Shrugs:
More reliable than effing Virgin!Got a problemo with Virgin then...? Shrugs:
Scrubber?More reliable than effing Virgin!Got a problemo with Virgin then...? Shrugs:
Someone shattered his Donna fantasy? whistle:
Is that an ant running up your leg?Noooo... a big spider... char062
Car Boot?
Mr Wench is in Wales for the weekend. cloud9:rubschin:
Day off today - Hooray!Check up or agonisingly painful root canal treatment...?
Dentist later - Boo!
Remove crown that's giving me gype, take out remmants of tooth, leave gap.
At the last visit we taked about a bridge or an implant. As the implant could cost up to £2,500 eeek: it's either the bridge or, if I find it's not a bother, leave the gap.
Remove crown that's giving me gype, take out remmants of tooth, leave gap.
At the last visit we taked about a bridge or an implant. As the implant could cost up to £2,500 eeek: it's either the bridge or, if I find it's not a bother, leave the gap.
I could probably store a small snack in it rubschin:Or start smoking a pipe...?
I have a gap.Impossible... buy a pipe...
Now I just have keep my tongue out of it.
I could become The Affs rubschin:An excellent idea Uncle The Affs... happy088
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Haway indeed. Lunch with t' Accountant was spent discussing why all the money's gone haway rubschin:Did you make him pay then...?
He's turned into quite an angry man over this last year...
Haway indeed. Lunch with t' Accountant was spent discussing why all the money's gone haway rubschin:Did you make him pay then...?
He's turned into quite an angry man over this last year...
'spensive then...? whistle:Haway indeed. Lunch with t' Accountant was spent discussing why all the money's gone haway rubschin:Did you make him pay then...?
He's turned into quite an angry man over this last year...
It was his turn whistle:
Nah... don't think so; it was an Italian near Old Street. What was disturbing was the place was dressed up for a Halloween party later eeek:Did you have to go through a 'booze only' checkout so everybody could point at you and throw rotten eggs, etc.?
And on nipping into Tescos back home all the checkout girls are wearing pointy hats ::)
Nah... don't think so; it was an Italian near Old Street. What was disturbing was the place was dressed up for a Halloween party later eeek:Did you have to go through a 'booze only' checkout so everybody could point at you and throw rotten eggs, etc.?
And on nipping into Tescos back home all the checkout girls are wearing pointy hats ::)
You didn't buy any booze then...? rubschin:Nah... don't think so; it was an Italian near Old Street. What was disturbing was the place was dressed up for a Halloween party later eeek:Did you have to go through a 'booze only' checkout so everybody could point at you and throw rotten eggs, etc.?
And on nipping into Tescos back home all the checkout girls are wearing pointy hats ::)
The checkout I went through had a muslim girl in full najib (sp?) + witch's pointy hat. It quite suited her lol:
Moi? Only a couple of M. Merlots redface:In the Najib isle...? eeek:
It went something like this...
Pastis: So, what's with the pointy hat?
Najib Girl: It's Halloween party time
P: So, what's Halloween about then?
NG: I don't know, can you tell me?
P: I don't know. I'm not a Christian.
NG: <whispers> Neither am I. I'm Muslim.
P: I gathered that
NG: So, what are you then?
P: I'm a Buddhist
NG: <swiping bar codes on Merlot> Oh really?
P: Or perhaps a Daoist?
NG: Oh!
P: Yes. They're allowed to drink. Some of them drink a lot... always falling off carts and into lakes...
NG: So, no Halloween Party?
P: No. Definitely not.
NG: Well, I like the hat. It's fun
P: Yes. It suits you. It goes with all the black... er...
NG: My Najib?
P: Exactly.
And with that I paid and disappeared into the dusk... rubschin:
It went something like this...
Pastis: So, what's with the pointy hat?
Najib Girl: It's Halloween party time
P: So, what's Halloween about then?
NG: I don't know, can you tell me?
P: I don't know. I'm not a Christian.
NG: <whispers> Neither am I. I'm Muslim.
P: I gathered that
NG: So, what are you then?
P: I'm a Buddhist
NG: <swiping bar codes on Merlot> Oh really?
P: Or perhaps a Daoist?
NG: Oh!
P: Yes. They're allowed to drink. Some of them drink a lot... always falling off carts and into lakes...
NG: So, no Halloween Party?
P: No. Definitely not.
NG: Well, I like the hat. It's fun
P: Yes. It suits you. It goes with all the black... er...
NG: My Najib?
P: Exactly.
And with that I paid and disappeared into the dusk... rubschin:
Nnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!! Angry9:
Haawwwaaayyyy!
Anybody heard from Berek...?
If not, I might e-mail him... I'm sure he'd appreciate my recent invention, Celebrity Death BingoTM whistle:
Haawwwaaayyyy!
Anybody heard from Berek...?
If not, I might e-mail him... I'm sure he'd appreciate my recent invention, Celebrity Death BingoTM whistle:
No. Has he been seen 'elsewhere'?
Not seen on the "other side"Done... happy088
Send him an e-mail.
I think he's sulking.It's a popular pastime in Barrow
I think he's sulking.It's a popular pastime in Barrow
I think he just got in a flap on his last visit.
I think he's sulking.It's a popular pastime in Barrow
I think he just got in a flap on his last visit.
Think it was my fault. redface:
No, a weekend of werk, rehearsals and other shite beckons
And why are we posting in here on a Thursday?
What is he in the Wizard of Oz?
And why are we posting in here on a Thursday?
What on earth is the point of purchasing flowers if you are leaving the country for a week tomorrow?I thought he was going on the 14th like...? Shrugs:
noooo:
10 more days
BM, just a thought but can that swear filter you have/had on here be adapted to work on any post a member makes.... whistle:
BM, just a thought but can that swear filter you have/had on here be adapted to work on any post a member makes.... whistle:
BM, just a thought but can that swear filter you have/had on here be adapted to work on any post a member makes.... whistle:
We can do anything to any post ~ if we want to, or if the right inducements are offered. whistle:
Revenge shall be mine eveilgrin:
Haawwwaaaayyyyyyyyyyy! cloud9:
A German Christmas Market in Hyde Park?
That'll be a bunch of Cockneys and not a few Asians dressed up and speaking in phoney accents trying to sell you over priced shite. Have you ever been to a REAL German Christmas Market?
I actually have a plan for your cake.
Can I 'borrow' it while you're away please?
Fame will surely follow.
What does she want with a big sausage?
A weekend of mayhem backons Banghead
Werk evil:
Christmas shopping (20 mins) evil:
Boy's performance of Wizard of Oz (Mrs Nick has forgotten he needs costumes - I am going out) evil:
Packing evil:
Cleaning evil: evil:
Getting to airport in time to check in noooo:
Emptying three tons of shite out of my car evil:
We have NEVER in about 20 years got anywhere on time where TIME is of the essence. We shall catch it, and the return flight, by the skin of our teeth in a welter of burning rubber and recriminations. This is definite angry041: angry041:
We have NEVER in about 20 years got anywhere on time where TIME is of the essence. We shall catch it, and the return flight, by the skin of our teeth in a welter of burning rubber and recriminations. This is definite angry041: angry041:
Miss it by 15 mins - 8:3
11:6We have NEVER in about 20 years got anywhere on time where TIME is of the essence. We shall catch it, and the return flight, by the skin of our teeth in a welter of burning rubber and recriminations. This is definite angry041: angry041:
Miss it by 15 mins - 8:3
What'll you give me for twenty-five minutes...? rubschin:
I'll have a fiver on that then... whistle:11:6We have NEVER in about 20 years got anywhere on time where TIME is of the essence. We shall catch it, and the return flight, by the skin of our teeth in a welter of burning rubber and recriminations. This is definite angry041: angry041:
Miss it by 15 mins - 8:3
What'll you give me for twenty-five minutes...? rubschin:
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:Shouldn't you be
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:Shouldn't you bepaintingpacking? point:
Oh yes, the flat tyre caused by the dustmen reversing into it again...? whistle:cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:Shouldn't you bepaintingpacking? point:
He will be tearing the place apart looking for the tickets or something.
Probably hasn't spotted the car has a flat tyre yet either. . . .
Here we are again ~ don't the weeks come round quick like.Quicker every year I find. scared2:
Quicker every week!Here we are again ~ don't the weeks come round quick like.Quicker every year I find. scared2:
Quicker every week!Here we are again ~ don't the weeks come round quick like.Quicker every year I find. scared2:
Haawwayyy like!
Congratulations! happ096Quicker every week!Here we are again ~ don't the weeks come round quick like.Quicker every year I find. scared2:
Haawwayyy like!
Haawwayyy! Last day at work today, for the first time in eight years I'm not on standby for Christmas or New Year, I'm not back in till 05.01.2009, and I was notified at lunch-time that I got the promotion I was after cloud9:
Congratulations! happ096Quicker every week!Here we are again ~ don't the weeks come round quick like.Quicker every year I find. scared2:
Haawwayyy like!
Haawwayyy! Last day at work today, for the first time in eight years I'm not on standby for Christmas or New Year, I'm not back in till 05.01.2009, and I was notified at lunch-time that I got the promotion I was after cloud9:
Drinks on you then like...? whistle:
Congratulations! happ096Quicker every week!Here we are again ~ don't the weeks come round quick like.Quicker every year I find. scared2:
Haawwayyy like!
Haawwayyy! Last day at work today, for the first time in eight years I'm not on standby for Christmas or New Year, I'm not back in till 05.01.2009, and I was notified at lunch-time that I got the promotion I was after cloud9:
Drinks on you then like...? whistle:
Bugger that! Last time I said have a pint on me in here that Darwin chap had a pint of Talisker. Lesson learnt and all that
Bless me! So it is.Poor berek... sad24:
rubschin: Wonder how long before Berek gets out?
Don't get me started on the shower debacle... cussing:
Precisely, a cubicle debacle... noooo:Don't get me started on the shower debacle... cussing:
Is it a cubicle debacle?
I know a guy who could do that, but he's useless noooo:
He's very nice. Good plumber. Just unreliable noooo:
I recommended him to you before. Nice guy. Useless noooo:
Nice guy. Useless though. Odd that noooo:If you say so. whistle:
Nice guy. Useless though. Odd that noooo:
He got the hump
Nope. He vanished
Anyhooo.... I'm going to fit it myself like.... whistle:
I am probably going to regret asking but what EXACTLY is wrong with your shower?Well, what's wrong with it now is that I took it up the tip yesterday and it smashed to pieces when I heaved it off the back of the truck...
I've had a shite morning ~ only now is the 'red mist' clearing. It started with being delayed on the commute and went downhill rapidly after arriving at work. Some people seem to what their arses wiped for them. To coin a phrase "I'm surrounded by idiots"The Peter Principle...
Banghead
and why is it the the higher up the corporate ladder the bigger the idiot? cussing:
And the thing is ~ I just wanted someone, anyone to say the wrong thing so I could really blow my top. But no-one did.That is bad... noooo:
Bastards!
I was on the brink of posting something but thought better of it angel1eeek:
How many days has it been since last Friday?'bout three...? rubschin:
and why is it the the higher up the corporate ladder the bigger the idiot? cussing:
I work for them ~ what does that make me?
I work for them ~ what does that make me?
Same as I was ~ a smaller lump ..... diarrhoea probably.
I work for them ~ what does that make me?
Same as I was ~ a smaller lump ..... diarrhoea probably.
Scum?
Another week consisting almost entirely of demolition...noooo:
evil:QuoteAnother week consisting almost entirely of demolition...noooo:
shrugs:
This country cannot cope with any extremes.
By extremes I mean anything outside of the average ~ Snow and ice, well what else in winter? Drought, well what else in summer? Floods, well what else when it rains a lot? and so on. The UK is caught with it's collective pants down every single time.
Haway! Tis Friday again or Paraskevi as we say in Cyprus... cloud9:
rubschin: um... no... noooo:Haway! Tis Friday again or Paraskevi as we say in Cyprus... cloud9:
Umm, Haway, female deity of Friday with two eyeballs on a plate really doesn't have the same ring to it does it?
Haway! Tis Friday again or Paraskevi as we say in Cyprus... cloud9:
Umm, Haway, female deity of Friday with two eyeballs on a plate really doesn't have the same ring to it does it?
Haway! Tis Friday again or Paraskevi as we say in Cyprus... cloud9:
Umm, Haway, female deity of Friday with two eyeballs on a plate really doesn't have the same ring to it does it?
You are thinking of "Paraskivvy", the hardworking wife of an airborne soldier.
It's been a long and busy week. Roll on 5:30.
rubschin:It's been a long and busy week. Roll on 5:30.
ditto
Where is my life going?
rubschin:It's been a long and busy week. Roll on 5:30.
ditto
Where is my life going?
What is a life gong and where did you last see it?
I haven't lost any awards, like.
My get up and go got up and went. eeek:
rubschin:It's been a long and busy week. Roll on 5:30.
ditto
Where is my life going?
What is a life gong and where did you last see it?
I haven't lost any awards, like.
My get up and go got up and went. eeek:
We couuld do a pub family tree.Common you say? rubschin:
Growler, being a primitive life form, may be a common ancestor rubschin:
Having done my family tree back to 1540 ~ none of you seem to be related to me.
I could be wrong of course ~ anyone here got any connections with the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm?
Perhaps if we believe the theory that everyone can be traced back to one of seven wimmin we could find connections but no records exist that will prove that theory and I for one am not about to undergo DNA testing with you lot.
I'm certainly not suffering a prick in the arm
shutup:Having done my family tree back to 1540 ~ none of you seem to be related to me.
I could be wrong of course ~ anyone here got any connections with the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm?
Perhaps if we believe the theory that everyone can be traced back to one of seven wimmin we could find connections but no records exist that will prove that theory and I for one am not about to undergo DNA testing with you lot.
Well some wouldn't have any hair samples to collect whistle: and I'm certainly not suffering a prick in the arm to disprove I am associated with any of you ;)
Miss D offers a hostage to fortune:QuoteI'm certainly not suffering a prick in the arm
How long will it take?
Haway like! cloud9:
Indeed... where did it go...? rubschin:Haway like! cloud9:
Again!
Indeed... where did it go...? rubschin:Haway like! cloud9:
Again!
Precisely...Indeed... where did it go...? rubschin:Haway like! cloud9:
Again!
What? scared2:
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Thank feck it's Friday....... cloud9:
lol: lol: lol:(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwwwdelivery.superstock.com%2FWI%2F223%2F1487%2FPreviewComp%2FSuperStock_1487R-61645.jpg&hash=23950f57cf230ac3e7e90d8ef1b6a7052be876ae)lol: lol: lol:
Thank feck it's Friday....... cloud9:
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Thank feck it's Friday....... cloud9:
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Thank feck it's Friday....... cloud9:
You need a Crunchie by the looks of things...
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Thank feck it's Friday....... cloud9:
You like you're wimmin playing dead then eyes:
You like you're wimmin playing dead then eyes:
She's not dead, she's just exhausted in the greatest of anticipations of spending a delightful day with me in the woods and 'ills like. cloud9:
You like you're wimmin playing dead then eyes:
She's not dead, she's just exhausted in the greatest of anticipations of spending a delightful day with me in the woods and 'ills like. cloud9:
You like you're wimmin playing dead then eyes:
She's not dead, she's just exhausted in the greatest of anticipations of spending a delightful day with me in the woods and 'ills like. cloud9:
Exhausted before is not good - exhausted afterwards is much better eyes:
You like you're wimmin playing dead then eyes:
She's not dead, she's just exhausted in the greatest of anticipations of spending a delightful day with me in the woods and 'ills like. cloud9:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Haway! I'm home like.Again...? rubschin:
No, last time I was setting off for home, now I'm there.O I C... yes, soon be Monday again Uncle... whistle:
Still, soon be Monday.
No, last time I was setting off for home, now I'm there.O I C... yes, soon be Monday again Uncle... whistle:
Still, soon be Monday.
happy100No, last time I was setting off for home, now I'm there.O I C... yes, soon be Monday again Uncle... whistle:
Still, soon be Monday.
cry:
Cheerful bloody bunch you lot eh ...can we at least enjoy Saturday and Sunday first please noooo:
lol:
Is it not the peace you enjoy most about your 'ill trips though Growler... cloud9:
he'll still be washing up from his dinner party on Saturday night anyway whistle:
Does sound like an excellent way to start a Sunday morning cloud9:
Except for the bags hanging from trees - what is that all about eeek: ?
Does sound like an excellent way to start a Sunday morning cloud9:
Except for the bags hanging from trees - what is that all about eeek: ?
Dog owners that think they are being so bloody self righteous, clearing up after their beloved pooches....and then hanging the bags of shite up on trees/by the way side/in the bushes etc etc., for some other poor bugger to dispose of.
Make me bloody sick they do. cussing:
I know it will be Monday soon (for the benefit of Uncle M lol: )Any falling back and surrendering on the cards?
But just right now I am very grateful for a general Fridayness feeling and a retreat to the weekend cloud9:
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Any falling back and surrendering on the cards?
No ~ it's officially a Thursday today. Friday is tomorrow dear ~ I asked Matron. Hot Cross Buns on the menu for tomorrow she says.
You don't have to wear a suit surely - it's not actually an interview rubschin:
Is it indeed? ~ That tends to move about a bit but I had never associated it with Easter before.
Besides going into the interview stinking of beer will counteract the appearance of desperation you have given by wearing a suit.
lol: lol: lol:Besides going into the interview stinking of beer will counteract the appearance of desperation you have given by wearing a suit.
happy001 happy001 happy001
Let me get you a bag of stale crisps to eat from the carpet.
Is it just, like, Friday there then?Yes... just, like, Friday... noooo:
I long for April 20th evil:
Is it Friday again?lol: lol: lol:
It only seems a few days since the last one. surrender:
So what happened?
Do you ever get the feeling you are being stitched up.
and been advised it is not a good time to be creating 'waves' evil:
been advised it is not a good time to be creating 'waves'
Mrs Nick goes back to werk
Boy goes back to school
I go away for three days cloud9: to Doncaster evil:
This will rumble on for some time - she intends to go to an Employment tribunal and is looking for compo for the stress and damage to her reputation etc ...blah blah blah.
She is claiming she can no longer work in the place because of the lies and untruths that have been said about her noooo: . What a load of crap evil:
She simply cannot accept anyone saying anything negative about her behaviour or attitude. Grow up woman !!!!
It transpires that the transcripts of the interviews should not have been sent out without my consent first and that I should have had the opportunity to proof read these and verify contents. Obviously none of which has happened. I still have not been provided with a copy. Do you ever get the feeling you are being stitched up.
So much crap today - not even any time to post in my I Hate Mondays thread cry: cry: cry:
drumroll: lol: lol: lol:This will rumble on for some time - she intends to go to an Employment tribunal and is looking for compo for the stress and damage to her reputation etc ...blah blah blah.
She is claiming she can no longer work in the place because of the lies and untruths that have been said about her noooo: . What a load of crap evil:
She simply cannot accept anyone saying anything negative about her behaviour or attitude. Grow up woman !!!!
It transpires that the transcripts of the interviews should not have been sent out without my consent first and that I should have had the opportunity to proof read these and verify contents. Obviously none of which has happened. I still have not been provided with a copy. Do you ever get the feeling you are being stitched up.
So much crap today - not even any time to post in my I Hate Mondays thread cry: cry: cry:
Advice for office managers: Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer. That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse.
Have 2 full days of interviews next week 8 - 7pm
Have 2 full days of interviews next week 8 - 7pm
Is Dr Who involved then?
Have 2 full days of interviews next week 8 - 7pm ( god help the person who gets the last slot of the day noooo: ) - one person who was not even shortlisted rang up today to complain.
We had over 50 applications and his reason for wanting to leave his current position is that he didn't like travelling throught the Blackwall tunnel every day ..in fact commuting in general noooo:
He didn't make the cut whistle:
Thank goodness surrender:
Now just to get through the weekend scared2:
Just to prove I'm not completely Gaga, today actually is Friday. angel1
Thank goodness surrender:
Now just to get through the weekend scared2:
And then it will no doubt be Monday. noooo:
scary! my daughter's due to do a piano piece at the next school concert. eeek:
I can almost hear that. eeek:scary! my daughter's due to do a piano piece at the next school concert. eeek:
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rubschin:
Another frightful weekend looms noooo:
Excellent! ;D
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It is Friday, isn't it?
50th?evil:
Haaawwwaaayyyy like!
Still, soon be Monday.
Still, look on the bright side...Haaawwwaaayyyy like!
Still, soon be Monday.
sad24: sad24: sad24:
Back to work after a month off noooo:
That's true sad24: sad24: sad24:happy100 redface:
You sure know how to put a girl in the party mood noooo: noooo: noooo:I'll buy you a drink later... a small one mind....
I'll buy my own thanks - wouldn't want to be accused of sponging again evil:Oh... have you 'found' your purse then...? ::)
Whoo Hoo it's Friday and it's wine o clock, can I get anybody anything? eastdrink048A pint of your finest ale please young lady... cloud9:
No probs coming right up but shouldn't you be getting into your best frock and putting your slap on?No time for slap - I was still rying to get my stockings straight... redface:
No probs coming right up but shouldn't you be getting into your best frock and putting your slap on?No time for slap - I was still rying to get my stockings straight... redface:
A little fuzzy around the edges... bad chips prolly... redface:No probs coming right up but shouldn't you be getting into your best frock and putting your slap on?No time for slap - I was still rying to get my stockings straight... redface:
Hangover per chance? ;)
A little fuzzy around the edges... bad chips prolly... redface:No probs coming right up but shouldn't you be getting into your best frock and putting your slap on?No time for slap - I was still rying to get my stockings straight... redface:
Hangover per chance? ;)
Pig Flu???? scared2:A little fuzzy around the edges... bad chips prolly... redface:No probs coming right up but shouldn't you be getting into your best frock and putting your slap on?No time for slap - I was still rying to get my stockings straight... redface:
Hangover per chance? ;)
Unlikely I feel. Prolly something else completely.
Haaawwwwaaaaayyyy! ;D
Possibly the last Friday with Brown at the controls! cloud9:
Deffo wine o clock now whoo hoo!For some time actually... redface:
Yeahhhhhhhhh
For all those in need of a rest after a long week ....
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Yeahhhhhhhhh
For all those in need of a rest after a long week ....
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Oh...
There was just a big gap thing in his posting and I presumed ( a.k.a jumping to conclusions redface: ) that there was some derogatory picture / clip that I couldn't see cos I am at work
I shall now be quiet and not disturb you redface: redface: redface:
Are you in denial too?eeek:
Haawaaayyyy!
Friday again and endless Michael Jackson on the news! Banghead
Haway, not back at work till Wednesday. cloud9:I used to live opposite the racecourse... never went tho... noooo:
Windsor Races on Monday, & Tuesday to recover. ;)
What about any of the the many races in Slough?Haway, not back at work till Wednesday. cloud9:I used to live opposite the racecourse... never went tho... noooo:
Windsor Races on Monday, & Tuesday to recover. ;)
I saw all of them... noooo:What about any of the the many races in Slough?Haway, not back at work till Wednesday. cloud9:I used to live opposite the racecourse... never went tho... noooo:
Windsor Races on Monday, & Tuesday to recover. ;)
Haway, not back at work till Wednesday. cloud9:I used to live opposite the racecourse... never went tho... noooo:
Windsor Races on Monday, & Tuesday to recover. ;)
I think BM might prefer some How's yer Father
I could have driven there in thirty seconds!Haway, not back at work till Wednesday. cloud9:I used to live opposite the racecourse... never went tho... noooo:
Windsor Races on Monday, & Tuesday to recover. ;)
It's not a bad night out.
We go a couple of times a year - meet up in the local, taxi to Eton, walk over the bridge, boat to the racecourse & Bob's yer uncle.
I could have driven there in thirty seconds!Haway, not back at work till Wednesday. cloud9:I used to live opposite the racecourse... never went tho... noooo:
Windsor Races on Monday, & Tuesday to recover. ;)
It's not a bad night out.
We go a couple of times a year - meet up in the local, taxi to Eton, walk over the bridge, boat to the racecourse & Bob's yer uncle.
If the race going wankers hadn't parked right across my drive instead of paying ?1 for the car park like! cussing:
Not to mention the one that reversed into a neighbour's wall and knocked it down before discovering he had in fact got ?1 for the car park and zooming off to hide in there! We found him tho... eveilgrin:
Haway like!
I nearly forgot it... redface:
He's gone, he is an ex-Berek, he is no more.
Why do we not move on with a new and exciting thread called .....errrr........ Hawaaay! Tomorrow's Saturday or summat.
How about "Hawaaay! soon be Monday!lol: lol: lol:
How about "Hawaaay! soon be Monday!
Guess what? ~ it's Monday (again) cry:Hawaaayyy like! noooo:
I've always felt a certain affinity to the character. rubschin:
Yay, Friday. OOh no, social werkers AND an INSET day cussing:
And I have my stitches out today too
Stitches successfully removed. The bus goes from outside my house straight to the hospital. And straght back again, or it would have done if the engine had not caught fire evil:
Cue for a song?
Oh Miss C - that is not nice...not nice at all sad32: sad32: sad32:
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The Neek, he is smiling. Is good yes?No, ees sine of
Hadaway and shite! cussing:
I didn't think we were doing the Haway thread any more...? rubschin:
Hadaway and shite! cussing:
I didn't think we were doing the Haway thread any more...? rubschin:
Blame Uncle, he's de-mob happy. ::)
Feck Off!Language Timothy! point:
Oh good grief noooo:redface:
Indeed ~ does her reputation count for nothing? noooo:noooo:
Indeed ~ does her reputation count for nothing? noooo:
Oi you lot angry041:eeek:
You will have something taken away from you BM - not sure it will be what you were thinking tho whistle:
A countdown of what ???
Oi you lot angry041:eeek:
You will have something taken away from you BM - not sure it will be what you were thinking tho whistle:
She has also told me where she keeps the Taiser gun lol:I've taken the batteries out! point:
You will need to trade me the batteries if you want your packages whistle:Whatever for my dear...? eyes:
So, when does your guest wind her weary way home?Sunday... I'm trying to persuade her that the minimum check-in time is six hours... whistle:
Never angel1
He can pick me up from the airport when he drops you off angel1
Do you ever feel you have out stayed your welcome cry:
evil:
At least I won't want to go shopping every five minutes
happy100Do you ever feel you have out stayed your welcome cry:
Every day. noooo:
surrender:Never angel1
He can pick me up from the airport when he drops you off angel1
Lest you forget we are all coming with you. eveilgrin:
Ten million green bottles hanging on the walldoh:
Not surprised at the extra charge ~ it's 'cos they have to pay to dispose of it I expect whereas the theory is a householder can either take it to the tip or pay their local council to pick it up. But you would know that anyway. ;)
The mattress is usually the heaviest part of the bed but I 'spose you have underbed drawers that are stuffed with a lifetimes accumulation of crap.
Nevertheless I have yet to meet a double (or larger) divan bed where the base didn't split into two halves for ease of removal ~ or for that matter a carpet fitter and mate who aren't susceptible to fluttered eyelashes and a proffered tenner tip for moving those items that "Poor lil ol' me jest cain't manage on may own y'all"
~ or for that matter a carpet fitter and mate who aren't susceptible to fluttered eyelashes and a proffered tenner tip for moving those items that "Poor lil ol' me jest cain't manage on may own y'all"
~ or for that matter a carpet fitter and mate who aren't susceptible to fluttered eyelashes and a proffered tenner tip for moving those items that "Poor lil ol' me jest cain't manage on may own y'all"
I find that is the case with workmen of any type. Most of them are susceptible to a flutter of the eyelashes, a slight hint of cleavage and the offer of a cup of tea. If I throw in biscuits most are putty in my hands. I don't need the tenner. Thanks to these tactics I don't go to the tip, council tree surgeons did my personal tree trimming, the community gardener also clears my pathway. I am shameless.
redface:
~ or for that matter a carpet fitter and mate who aren't susceptible to fluttered eyelashes and a proffered tenner tip for moving those items that "Poor lil ol' me jest cain't manage on may own y'all"
I find that is the case with workmen of any type. Most of them are susceptible to a flutter of the eyelashes, a slight hint of cleavage and the offer of a cup of tea. If I throw in biscuits most are putty in my hands. I don't need the tenner. Thanks to these tactics I don't go to the tip, council tree surgeons did my personal tree trimming, the community gardener also clears my pathway. I am shameless.
redface:
Most of them are susceptible to a flutter of the eyelashes, a slight hint of cleavage .... most are putty in my hands.
redface:
Most of them are susceptible to a flutter of the eyelashes, a slight hint of cleavage .... most are putty in my hands.
redface:
I would have thought that was an unlikely combination somehow?
Unless you mean very old putty?
And I thought I'd been so careful not to leave any openings!
Bangheadpoint:
I'm off work Monday and Tuesday (half term like) happy088Magic!
Haawaaayyyy like! - that was a quick week.
You want me to bugger off do you sad24:evil:
No point in playing BB until any of you lot come close to beating me or until the new tournament starts whistle:
Wayhay Bonnie Lad ~ what's wrong wi yer heed?Nuffin now... tea has cured it... cloud9:
I am going to have the most wonderful slobbodovich weekend.
Brat is at her dad's
I have stockpiled some good stuff I want to watch
Cancelled arrangements to go out
I will go and get in some supplies to feed my face with
Turn off the phone but not the puter obviously redface:
And chill cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Probably not angel1char048
I am on a November detox angel1
December is looking like it's going to be a very 'sociable' month ;)
Yes ...we need to arrange the Miss D and Pastis ( and anyone else in the vicinity) no holds barred Christmas Lunch - with desert this time cloud9:
We can top and toe Miss C ;) .....we might need some goodies on board as well for sustenance purposes of course whistle:
You do wine, I'll do chocolate, we'll get some decent reading material and that should see us right til Christmas ;)
Do we have to read? I was rather looking forward to 'totty' spotting.
Why do you ask? angel1
Alas, poor Berek. cry:
Alas, poor Berek. cry:
I knew him, Unc, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it.
Alas, poor Berek. cry:
I knew him, Unc, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it.
BM is a Philistine and has never read Matthew Arnold noooo:
But I always suspected that
Haawwaaayy like!
I don't get any holiday... noooo:
She posted hers AFTER mine but it appears first. How does that werk?
Of course I do werk like! eeek:
Of course I do werk like! eeek:
No dear - they are called chores ::)
That's it , now you're getting the picture happy100
You get up , do a few chores, go out for a bit, come home and watch something on the minema and then because you're so exhausted / drunk it's time for bed whistle:
No that definitley doesn't lead itself to a classification of work noooo:
No ...that is simply called being a boy whistle:
Speaking of naughty boys ~ We've done it before but here is the uncensored version ~ something for everyone ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af9EHtQMMc4
Of course I do werk like! eeek:#
Of course I do werk like! eeek:#
Is dropping off roofs considered work in Cyprus? whistle:
This does not detract from the potential for a lie in on Sunday eyes:::)
That's not what Jock the window cleaner said point:
That's not what Jock the window cleaner said point:
I am reformed redface:
char048That's not what Jock the window cleaner said point:
I am reformed redface:
That would be most lovely.
We can get some good films to watch and some decent skunk cloud9:
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Thanks for that. I've just thrown me breakfast up. sick2:
What an absolutely vile and disgusting creature that looks.
I don't think he has a photo of me angel1
I don't think he has a photo of me angel1
Correct, thank the Lord. sick2:
'Puter won't accept or download images of bearded mice.
DS. How's this then ey, how? cloud9:
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Of all the cake pictures you could find ...surely he could find one that actually looks like a cake whistle:
Of all the cake pictures you could find ...surely he could find one that actually looks like a cake whistle:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
I SO want to believe you are joking. ;D
How is the cat?
Of all the cake pictures you could find ...surely he could find one that actually looks like a cake whistle:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
I SO want to believe you are joking. ;D
We are surrounded by brain dead donkees in here ey DS aren't we? ::)
I spent Friday in bed ~ come to that I spent Thursday in bed too. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick005.gif&hash=5ae101f84a66834a209a48d78bdcb9c67e08037d)
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Oh dear... happy100
DO NOT STOP TAKING THE MEDSeeek:
DO NOT STOP TAKING THE MEDSeeek:
Sounds like he is making sure there is nothing pointed his way in the coroners report.
"I simply followed the manufacturers directions"
Anyone fancy bunking off from work today and just getting the hell outta here ?
Yesterday, I was thinking about starting a "Tel's feck off, it's another sodding wet Monday and I'm stuck indoors again" thread
Yesterday, I was thinking about starting a "Tel's feck off, it's another sodding wet Monday and I'm stuck indoors again" thread
An excellent idea...! cloud9:
Although don't we have an 'I don't like Monday' thread...? rubschin:
How about "Get to fuck it is Tuesday again"?
Yesterday, I was thinking about starting a "Tel's feck off, it's another sodding wet Monday and I'm stuck indoors again" thread
An excellent idea...! cloud9:
Although don't we have an 'I don't like Monday' thread...? rubschin:
How about "Get to fuck it is Tuesday again"?
You only get it on Tuesdays?
Yesterday, I was thinking about starting a "Tel's feck off, it's another sodding wet Monday and I'm stuck indoors again" thread
An excellent idea...! cloud9:
Although don't we have an 'I don't like Monday' thread...? rubschin:
How about "Get to fuck it is Tuesday again"?
You only get it on Tuesdays?
I wish it was that often.... sad24:
Yesterday, I was thinking about starting a "Tel's feck off, it's another sodding wet Monday and I'm stuck indoors again" thread
An excellent idea...! cloud9:
Although don't we have an 'I don't like Monday' thread...? rubschin:
How about "Get to fuck it is Tuesday again"?
You only get it on Tuesdays?
I wish it was that often.... sad24:
You need to take matters into your own hands then 8)
Hawaay like surrender:
Been a long ol horrendous week I will be glad to see the back of - feel like I could sleep for a hundred years.
Wake me up when my prince arrives cloud9:
Cheers
I just want to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep sleep021
Haway!
However, I have a course on this today at DorkingQuoteCultural Heritage within the Highways Agency
The Highways Agency is committed to respecting the Environment across all its activities and to minimising the impact of the trunk road on both natural and built environment. Wherever possible, balanced against other factors, HA schemes are designed to avoid impacts on cultural heritage assets. Environmental support for HA projects is provided through Regional Environmental Advisors within the Agency, who are informed by specialist cultural heritage Focal Point Advisors.
We have produced up to date advice on how to assess and mitigate unavoidable impacts on cultural heritage assets in the Design Manual for Roads and Bridge (DMRB) volume 11. This includes innovative advice on how to assess historic landscapes and minimise impact on them. We have expanded this guidance in the supplementary booklet "Assessing the Effects of Road Schemes on Historic Landscape Character".
The aim of Cultural Heritage Asset Management Plan (CHAMP) project is to ensure that valuable historic assets within and adjacent to the HA estate are monitored and maintained appropriately. The cultural heritage asset inventory is part of a shared information system for all environment topics (HA Environment Information System - EnvIS), where the data is be available for consultation by the HA and its agents.
We have created an archaeological archive containing archaeological reports generated in connection with HA activities since 1993. The archive enable all HA archaeological reports to be digitally stored, and it provides a comprehensive source of background information for developing schemes. The HA is currently funding the publication of small backlog of archaeological investigations from before the HA was responsible for archaeology on its network (pre-1993).
We have established collaborative contacts with major stakeholders, the Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) with English Heritage and frequent discussions with local planning authorities to ensure compliance with relevant requirements and standards.
Still awake?.... Still, it's at Dorking, so a stop at Box Hill cafe seems a good way to start the day
lol:
I can't do a press up when I'm awake let alone when I'm dead to the world noooo:
Haway!
Box Hill - most excellent!
Haway!Sheer poetry! cloud9:
However, I have a course on this today at DorkingQuoteCultural Heritage within the Highways Agency
The Highways Agency is committed to respecting the Environment across all its activities and to minimising the impact of the trunk road on both natural and built environment. Wherever possible, balanced against other factors, HA schemes are designed to avoid impacts on cultural heritage assets. Environmental support for HA projects is provided through Regional Environmental Advisors within the Agency, who are informed by specialist cultural heritage Focal Point Advisors.
We have produced up to date advice on how to assess and mitigate unavoidable impacts on cultural heritage assets in the Design Manual for Roads and Bridge (DMRB) volume 11. This includes innovative advice on how to assess historic landscapes and minimise impact on them. We have expanded this guidance in the supplementary booklet "Assessing the Effects of Road Schemes on Historic Landscape Character".
The aim of Cultural Heritage Asset Management Plan (CHAMP) project is to ensure that valuable historic assets within and adjacent to the HA estate are monitored and maintained appropriately. The cultural heritage asset inventory is part of a shared information system for all environment topics (HA Environment Information System - EnvIS), where the data is be available for consultation by the HA and its agents.
We have created an archaeological archive containing archaeological reports generated in connection with HA activities since 1993. The archive enable all HA archaeological reports to be digitally stored, and it provides a comprehensive source of background information for developing schemes. The HA is currently funding the publication of small backlog of archaeological investigations from before the HA was responsible for archaeology on its network (pre-1993).
We have established collaborative contacts with major stakeholders, the Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) with English Heritage and frequent discussions with local planning authorities to ensure compliance with relevant requirements and standards.
Still awake?..
Egg, bacon, sausage, beans, hash brown, toast and tea ?4.95.... would have been most excellent if there was black pudding and mushrooms toocloud9:
I think you quoted the wrong post, this is sheer poetryQuoteEgg, bacon, sausage, beans, hash brown, toast and tea ?4.95.... would have been most excellent if there was black pudding and mushrooms toocloud9:
I think you quoted the wrong post, this is sheer poetryQuoteEgg, bacon, sausage, beans, hash brown, toast and tea ?4.95.... would have been most excellent if there was black pudding and mushrooms toocloud9:
I went to the greasy spoon for lunch too cloud9:
A fantastic place - this is it
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The woman in there is truly incredible
This wonderful cafe is a rare find indeed. A real old-school cafe with fantastic decor and the best in traditional greasy-spoon food. Mushy peas, chips, eggs on toast, shepherds pie, gammon - you can't go wrong really.
Lunchtimes are overseen by the amazing lady behind the counter. Queue in line to place an order, then grab a seat when you can (or get your mates to hold one for you!). When your food's ready, her voice booms out from behind the counter so loud that you wonder where the megaphone is. "Two eggs, chips and beans! Sausage and chips! Special & rice!" It's amazing to see that voice come out of such a small woman and especially surprising when you come to talk to her and find that she's so lovely to boot.
Prices are good, service is good, atmosphere is amazing, food is exactly what you'd expect.
Yesterday was a bit of an ordeal tbh - she has started chemo - not reacting very well to it , cancer is fairly widespread and she is reluctant to continue with treatment. An emotional day as she was insistent on going through what 'arrangements ' she wanted when the time comes plus a whole load of other stuff. sad24:
I guess we all have to go through it at some time or another...it's just finding the coping mechanisms that work for you ...I'm still trying to do that
Another week nearer the grave ................... tunble:
Hawaaaaay surrender:
It's Friday. it's gonna be a lovely day and I am working from home - that'll do for me as a great way to start the weekend cloud9:
Welcome back anyway Unc ... whatever day of the week it is like cloud9:
It's Friday. it's gonna be a lovely day and I am working from home - that'll do for me as a great way to start the weekend cloud9:
And trying to work out the controls for the washing machine.
Been doing it by hand this week?
Just had a call ...they will not be delivering washing machine today....staff shortage problems Banghead
Why don't you wait til frickin 2 o'clock to tell me cussing:
I got my John Lewis statement today. I seem to be ?200 in credit eeek:
Time for some shopping I think rubschin:
Any suggestions?
I got my John Lewis statement today. I seem to be ?200 in credit eeek:
Time for some shopping I think rubschin:
Any suggestions?
I am not Cynthia Payne! cussing:
Does she do Store Cards too then? whistle:
Does she do Store Cards too then? whistle:
Oh yes, it would be your flexible friend ;D
I thought it was Saturday... redface:
Roll on Tuesday. A long weekend in the company of the THW is more that I can stand.
The Brat is at her dad's
I am free to roam cloud9:
eeek: Do I need to dress up?
eeek: Do I need to dress up?
Oh yes.
Hawaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy surrender:
No Friday feeling as yet.....I'm hoping for a slow creeper lol:
Hawaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy surrender:
No Friday feeling as yet.....I'm hoping for a slow creeper lol:
Like ivy growing up your wooden leg you mean?
I might go away this weekend rubschin:
But where to?
You could come here and watch the queues of Caravans, SUVs and Tent Trailing vehicles sitting on the High Street.rubschin: I could bring the Boy. And an ambulance.
cussing: I hate holiday makers and their horrid children.
"Holiday makers" Anyone else think it's an odd phrase? rubschin:
"Holiday makers" Anyone else think it's an odd phrase? rubschin:
Indeed. Should be holidaygoers, like partygoers. You don't make holiday; well, unless you're German with a poor command of English:
"Zo, we make holiday. Ja?"
You could come here and watch the queues of Caravans, SUVs and Tent Trailing vehicles sitting on the High Street.
cussing: I hate holiday makers and their horrid children.
There are better things to do with rainbows
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Naughty Growler nonono:
But really BM ~ being the weekend and all that ~ does it actually make any difference to your life? Now I no longer go to work and what work I do is done from home mine changes very little from day to day.
Haway! like! cloud9:
And Father's/Fathers' Day looms
And Father's/Fathers' Day looms
Good grief noooo:
Good grief noooo:
What now Nicolas...? Shrugs:
This thread is like a diary nudge for me some weeks surrender:
This thread is like a diary nudge for me some weeks surrender:
Not a dairy fudge?
Mine just walked out some years ago........ Not even a Postcard since.
Last day at work for two and a half weeks
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So two and a a half weeks peace and quiet for the rest of us?
Last day at work for two and a half weeks
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Is that the missing mouse...? rubschin:
Last day at work for two and a half weeks
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Is that the missing mouse...? rubschin:
No ...it's a monkey you fool noooo: noooo: noooo:
I'm still on panic alert waiting for Grandsprog No.2, which was due last Tuesday. noooo:
Yes I know it's not Friday, but wayhay anyway, I'm a nan again - to a 9lb 1oz baby boy, born this morning at about 11am. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Oh jolly well done ........ Stand by with the cream egg to hand to the child as it leaves your care and returns to the parents eveilgrin:
Yes I know it's not Friday, but wayhay anyway, I'm a nan again - to a 9lb 1oz baby boy, born this morning at about 11am. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Discussions have also already began about the C word
Every day is a holiday though Banghead Banghead Banghead
Hope you will have a most pleasant day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw2NSAIRE38 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw2NSAIRE38)
rubschin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw2NSAIRE38 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw2NSAIRE38)
rubschin:
How many times are we expecting to have this posted in here... ::)
Haway like...
...in fact, hadaway and shite! lol:
Yargh:
Yargh:
I feel that I have missed out on two celebrations. sad32:
Pushed rather than slipped I think you'll find. spider:
How very kind of you JOM I will send the money via the ether immediately.
How very kind of you JOM I will send the money via the ether immediately.
Um, I put in three buttons, a brass washer and an old ½p for you too.... whistle:
How very kind of you JOM I will send the money via the ether immediately.
Um, I put in three buttons, a brass washer and an old ½p for you too.... whistle:
whistle:
We seem to have missed it last week.
Perhaps we ought to do away with it due to lack of interest. tunble:
rubschin: I can't see that werking like.
It's almost like Eric and Ernie are still with us noooo:
"Bring me sunshine" whistle:
"Bring me sunshine" whistle:
"Bring me sunshine" whistle:
My short, fat, hair friend... ;)
"Bring me sunshine" whistle:
What , every day lol:
Bring me Sunshine, in your smile,
Bring me Laughter, all the while,
In this world where we live, there should be more happiness,
So much joy you can give, to each brand new bright tomorrow,
Make me happy, through the years,
Never bring me, any tears,
Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above,
Bring me fun, bring me sunshine, bring me love.
Bring me Sunshine, in your eyes,
Bring me rainbows, from the skies,
Life's too short to be spent having anything but fun,
We can be so content, if we gather little sunbeams,
Be light-hearted, all day long,
Keep me singing, happy songs,
Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above,
Bring me fun, bring me sunshine, bring me love.
"Bring me sunshine" whistle:
My short, fat, hair friend... ;)
I am the one with the glasses remember. angel1
"Bring me sunshine" whistle:
My short, fat, hair friend... ;)
I am the one with the glasses remember. angel1
evil:
"Bring me sunshine" whistle:
My short, fat, hair friend... ;)
I am the one with the glasses remember. angel1
evil:
I also have the heart condition (was operated in the unit sponsored by Eric at Harefield Hospital)
AND my own hair ~ but don't worry, you can hardly see the join in yours whistle:
Packing party my place tonight 8 til late all welcome.
Oh yes. whistle:
The resurrection of the feel good thread eh :thumbsup:
doh:
Haaawwwaaayyy like. I was only thinking of this thread the other day. Course, I'd forgotten by this morning confused:
Haaawwwaaayyy like. I was only thinking of this thread the other day. Course, I'd forgotten by this morning confused:
Haaawwwaaayyy like. I was only thinking of this thread the other day. Course, I'd forgotten by this morning confused:
Kinfdred spirit cloud9:
Haaawwwaaayyy like. I was only thinking of this thread the other day. Course, I'd forgotten by this morning confused:
Kinfdred spirit cloud9:
ahhhhh what's an f between friends ;)
ahhhhh what's an f between friends ;)
"Reasonable grounds" ?
Fridays haven't been the same since I've given up work. cloud9:
Oh BM I think tomorrow is one of the bar openings......... rubschin:
I think that may have been the plan BM rubschin:
Keeps the riff raff away I suppose whistle:
I heard APC tended to look rough after a couple of pints
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whistle:
I heard APC tended to look rough after a couple of pints
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whistle:
Ruffer! whistle:
I heard APC tended to look rough after a couple of pints
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whistle:
Ruffer! whistle:
Oi!!!
That's a Marley's Ghost picture that is. It's © is that!
I heard APC tended to look rough after a couple of pints
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whistle:
Ruffer! whistle:
Oi!!!
That's a Marley's Ghost picture that is. It's © is that!
Is it...? whistle:
I heard APC tended to look rough after a couple of pints
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whistle:
Ruffer! whistle:
Oi!!!
That's a Marley's Ghost picture that is. It's © is that!
Is it...? whistle:
Try Goggling Marley's Ghost and you'll be offered that one. It's one I considered and rejected!
I heard APC tended to look rough after a couple of pints
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whistle:
Ruffer! whistle:
Oi!!!
That's a Marley's Ghost picture that is. It's © is that!
Is it...? whistle:
Try Goggling Marley's Ghost and you'll be offered that one. It's one I considered and rejected!
Very wise... :thumbsup:
I heard APC tended to look rough after a couple of pints
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whistle:
Ruffer! whistle:
Oi!!!
That's a Marley's Ghost picture that is. It's © is that!
Is it...? whistle:
Try Goggling Marley's Ghost and you'll be offered that one. It's one I considered and rejected!
Very wise... :thumbsup:
I have others you know ;)
No energy left to enjoy it noooo:
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Haaaawwwaaayyyyy! lol: lol:
Well done for dusting this one off :thumbsup:
Haaaawwwaaayyyyy! lol:
I've missed doing that! cloud9:
Haaaawwwaaayyyyy! lol:
I've missed doing that! cloud9:
We haven't. ::)
Shhh. Some peoplearewere asleep. evil:
Shouldn't you be in bed? ::)
Shouldn't you be in bed? ::)
Not a skool nite.........
Shouldn't you be in bed? ::)
redface:
It doesn't look good Nick noooo:
Time to get out the bag old son. char067
It doesn't look good Nick noooo:
Time to get out the bag old son. char067
A plastic bag! eveilgrin:
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Berek would have appreciated that one sad24:
Hainault
Hainault
Morninton Crescent.
Party001: Party001: Panty001:Hose. Party001: Party001: Party001:
Party001: Party001: Panty001:Hose. Party001: Party001: Party001:
eeek: Shocked:
Shouldn't you be in bed? ::)
rubschin: But weren't you the last person to see Berek in the flesh?
And now Mr Ghost has vanished
Shouldn't you be in bed? ::)
rubschin: But weren't you the last person to see Berek in the flesh?
And now Mr Ghost has vanished
I'm here, I've just been a bit more ethereal than usual so you probably didn't see me . . . . .
By God! You're Right! Tis Friday :thumbsup:
We have got some temporary contractors in at the moment to do some speciofic work.
One of the guys just asked if he could see me.
He had a letter he had drafted with him.
He is working 2 part time jobs at the moment and has agreed that one of his days that he works here is a Saturday but at normal weekday rates.
Apparently his mother in law doesn't believe this and has convinced his wife he is having an affair. noooo:
He wanted me to sign a letter stating that the building was open on a Saturday and he was working here at the time.
My first question to him was what if the mother in law thought that I was the one he was having an affair with . He hadn't thought of that lol:
We have got some temporary contractors in at the moment to do some speciofic work.
One of the guys just asked if he could see me.
He had a letter he had drafted with him.
He is working 2 part time jobs at the moment and has agreed that one of his days that he works here is a Saturday but at normal weekday rates.
Apparently his mother in law doesn't believe this and has convinced his wife he is having an affair. noooo:
He wanted me to sign a letter stating that the building was open on a Saturday and he was working here at the time.
My first question to him was what if the mother in law thought that I was the one he was having an affair with . He hadn't thought of that lol:
We have got some temporary contractors in at the moment to do some speciofic work.
One of the guys just asked if he could see me.
He had a letter he had drafted with him.
He is working 2 part time jobs at the moment and has agreed that one of his days that he works here is a Saturday but at normal weekday rates.
Apparently his mother in law doesn't believe this and has convinced his wife he is having an affair. noooo:
He wanted me to sign a letter stating that the building was open on a Saturday and he was working here at the time.
My first question to him was what if the mother in law thought that I was the one he was having an affair with . He hadn't thought of that lol:
We have got some temporary contractors in at the moment to do some speciofic work.
One of the guys just asked if he could see me.
He had a letter he had drafted with him.
He is working 2 part time jobs at the moment and has agreed that one of his days that he works here is a Saturday but at normal weekday rates.
Apparently his mother in law doesn't believe this and has convinced his wife he is having an affair. noooo:
He wanted me to sign a letter stating that the building was open on a Saturday and he was working here at the time.
My first question to him was what if the mother in law thought that I was the one he was having an affair with . He hadn't thought of that lol:
And are you? ;)
We have got some temporary contractors in at the moment to do some speciofic work.
One of the guys just asked if he could see me.
He had a letter he had drafted with him.
He is working 2 part time jobs at the moment and has agreed that one of his days that he works here is a Saturday but at normal weekday rates.
Apparently his mother in law doesn't believe this and has convinced his wife he is having an affair. noooo:
He wanted me to sign a letter stating that the building was open on a Saturday and he was working here at the time.
My first question to him was what if the mother in law thought that I was the one he was having an affair with . He hadn't thought of that lol:
And are you? ;)
That crossed my mind as a reply, but it seemed too tasteless. angel1
if his wife is that easily convinced then summat is deeply wrong thereWe don't have fixed landlines . We have landline numbers but directed to a mobile phone
Not sure what should be done with mother in laws. As a species they are far too dangerous to be allowed to live but how best to achieve the necessary eradication?
practical thought. Why doesn't he get his wife to phone that office landline on a Saturday? Amazing things landlines, they don't have that here today somewhere else later today factor. I will NEVER work with a contractor that doesn't have a landline
Bloody 'ell MD. eeek:
You are the Official VP Shite Magnet. :thumbsup:
We have got some temporary contractors in at the moment to do some speciofic work.
One of the guys just asked if he could see me.
He had a letter he had drafted with him.
He is working 2 part time jobs at the moment and has agreed that one of his days that he works here is a Saturday but at normal weekday rates.
Apparently his mother in law doesn't believe this and has convinced his wife he is having an affair. noooo:
He wanted me to sign a letter stating that the building was open on a Saturday and he was working here at the time.
My first question to him was what if the mother in law thought that I was the one he was having an affair with . He hadn't thought of that lol:
My sauciness is for private consumption lol:
My sauciness is for private consumption lol:
I wont tell... ;)
Bloody 'ell MD. eeek:
You are the Official VP Shite Magnet. :thumbsup:
But you're OUR Official VP Shite Magnet
Some of us dream of such lofty status
Haaaaaaaawwwwaaaaayyyyyy! Party001:
Haaaawwwaaayyyy! Party001
Free Crunchies in the Saloon Bar... Thumbs:
First come first served like.... whistle:
Haaaawwwaaayyyy! Party001:
Free Crunchies in the Saloon Bar... Thumbs:
First come first served like.... whistle:
Any beer..... rubschin:
Haaaawwwaaayyyy! Party001:
Free Crunchies in the Saloon Bar... Thumbs:
First come first served like.... whistle:
Any beer..... rubschin:
You can buy us all a beer if you wish! Thumbs:
Haaaawwwaaayyyy! Party001:
Free Crunchies in the Saloon Bar... Thumbs:
First come first served like.... whistle:
Any beer..... rubschin:
You can buy us all a beer if you wish! Thumbs:
Too early will get some later....... whistle:
ah Crunchies, sadly all gone sad24:
ah Crunchies, sadly all gone sad24:
There was only one... redface:
ah Crunchies, sadly all gone sad24:
There was only one... redface:
So the word Crunchies as in plural was malicious duplicity then
Character References-R-Us
bit like those drinks on me I keep offering redface:
bit like those drinks on me I keep offering redface:
lol: lol: lol:
bit like those drinks on me I keep offering redface:
lol: lol: lol:
And CDB prizes...... evil: evil:
Bollocks to that ........it's my busiest day of the week .........and already is going wrong...... cussing:
I'll just be happy if I make it through withou imploding or exploding surrender:
I'll just be happy if I make it through without imploding or exploding surrender:
Haaawwaaayyyyyyy! Party001::thumbsup:
Help yourselves like! Thumbs:
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Correct answer is "the pub" :thumbsup:
Thumbs: Just got to get 7 and half hours in West Brum out of the way first. .... and Friday afternoon meeting talking about 'where we go from here'. ::)
Thumbs: Just got to get 7 and half hours in West Brum out of the way first. .... and Friday afternoon meeting talking about 'where we go from here'. ::)
Is it "down to the lake I fear" whistle:
Not workin tonight.......... Thumbs:
Not workin tonight.......... Thumbs:
I'm werkin' tomorrer.... and Sunday..... sad24:
Not workin tonight.......... Thumbs:
I'm werkin' tomorrer.... and Sunday..... sad24:
Mopping........ noooo:
Not workin tonight.......... Thumbs:
I'm werkin' tomorrer.... and Sunday..... sad24:
Not workin tonight.......... Thumbs:
I'm werkin' tomorrer.... and Sunday..... sad24:
Shocked:
and thats different tyo every other weekend how ? rubschin:
Ooooh so playing with puters and not himself you mean ?
Must be in someone else's house then rubschin:
I haven't had it HAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY for a while! sad24:
I haven't had it HAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY for a while! sad24:
whistle:
Get down to Foggy's new brothel
I haven't had it HAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY for a while! sad24:
whistle:
Get down to Foggy's new brothel
Hadaway and shite! Thumbs:
He exploded noooo:
He exploded noooo:
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And a bank holiday......... Thumbs:
And a bank holiday......... Thumbs:
For some... evil:
power station workers?And a bank holiday......... Thumbs:
For some... evil:
eeek:
Haway...? rubschin:
Friday and not working......... Shocked:
Friday and not working......... Shocked:
Same here. Thumbs:
Friday and not working......... Shocked:
Same here. Thumbs:
^^ wot they both said ^^ Thumbs:
Friday and not working......... Shocked:
Same here. Thumbs:
^^ wot they both said ^^ Thumbs:
What they all said :thumbsup:
Friday and not working......... Shocked:
Same here. Thumbs:
^^ wot they both said ^^ Thumbs:
What they all said :thumbsup:
And again..... eeek:
Having a crunchie.........it maybe out of date......... rubschin:
Haaaaawwaaaaay! Thumbs:
Haaaaawwaaaaay! Thumbs:
You got some left......... rubschin: I have stale time-outs to exchange...... Thumbs:
Haaaaawwaaaaay! Thumbs:
You got some left......... rubschin: I have stale time-outs to exchange...... Thumbs:
No, we cleared the lot..... redface:
Haaaaawwaaaaay! Thumbs:
You got some left......... rubschin: I have stale time-outs to exchange...... Thumbs:
No, we cleared the lot..... redface:
Xmas presents..........why didn't I think of that...... noooo:
Haaaaawwaaaaay! Thumbs:
You got some left......... rubschin: I have stale time-outs to exchange...... Thumbs:
No, we cleared the lot..... redface:
Xmas presents..........why didn't I think of that...... noooo:
I have a chocolate santa.... cloud9:
Friday night........ Thumbs:
Friday night........ Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Friday night........ Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Free bar...... Thumbs:
Friday night........ Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Free bar...... Thumbs:
WHA??? eeek:
Friday night........ Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Free bar...... Thumbs:
WHA??? eeek:
You idiot Apey, you are supposed to wait till BM has gone to bed before announcing this weeks Friday Free Bar. whistle:
Friday night........ Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Free bar...... Thumbs:
WHA??? eeek:
You idiot Apey, you are supposed to wait till BM has gone to bed before announcing this weeks Friday Free Bar. whistle:
Well I waited till after 9pm....I thought it was safe......... noooo:
Friday night........ Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Free bar...... Thumbs:
WHA??? eeek:
You idiot Apey, you are supposed to wait till BM has gone to bed before announcing this weeks Friday Free Bar. whistle:
Well I waited till after 9pm....I thought it was safe......... noooo:
Friday night........ Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Free bar...... Thumbs:
WHA??? eeek:
You idiot Apey, you are supposed to wait till BM has gone to bed before announcing this weeks Friday Free Bar. whistle:
Well I waited till after 9pm....I thought it was safe......... noooo:
Your mistake, your tab point:
lol:
lol:
He says we can share a shandy. noooo:
2 straws? noooo:lol:
He says we can share a shandy. noooo:
Friday night........ Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Free bar...... Thumbs:
tunble: coz it's the 13th..... rubschin:
tunble: coz it's the 13th..... rubschin:
Haaawwwaaaaayyyyy! Thumbs:
tunble: coz it's the 13th..... rubschin:
Haaawwwaaaaayyyyy! Thumbs:
I just found the last out of date crunchie........ Thumbs:
Is it just me or does Friday seem to come around every week now ?
Is it just me or does Friday seem to come around every week now ?lol:
Haaawaayyyy again! eeek:
Haaawaayyyy again! eeek:
That week did fly by........ rubschin: (apart from a few cruats )...
Haaawaayyyy again! eeek:
That week did fly by........ rubschin: (apart from a few cruats )...
You mean Krauts...? ::)
Haaawaaay!
Blimey, Friday again already.....
HaaawaaayMaaayDaaaayyy! :thumbsup:
HaaawaaayMaaayDaaaayyy! :thumbsup:
Vino time....... rubschin:
HaaawaaayMaaayDaaaayyy! :thumbsup:
Vino time....... rubschin:
:thumbsup:
All nice and ready. like :thumbsup:
All nice and ready. like :thumbsup:
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All nice and ready. like :thumbsup:
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happy001
Haaawwwayyyy!
It is a Friday of colour too... :thumbsup:
Don't forget that Amazon link folks... ;)
happy001 happy001 happy001All nice and ready. like :thumbsup:
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happy001
happy001 happy001
Haaawwwayyyy!Ah yes redface:
It is a Friday of colour too... :thumbsup:
Don't forget that Amazon link folks... ;)
Is it still Friday..???? coz the fvcking adverts are saying it is... cussing:
Haaawww *sneeze* wwwwaaaayyyyy like! evil:
Haaawww *sneeze* wwwwaaaayyyyy like! evil:
I see your sneeze & raise you a sniffle
I cured Miss I of this affliction recently. Do you want my cure?
Haaawww *sneeze* wwwwaaaayyyyy like! evil:
I see your sneeze & raise you a sniffle
Haaaw *manflukoffsneezesplutter* wwwwaaaaaayyyy.... sad24:
Haaawww *sneeze* wwwwaaaayyyyy like! evil:
I see your sneeze & raise you a sniffle
Haaaw *manflukoffsneezesplutter* wwwwaaaaaayyyy.... sad24:
Pissed already...... noooo:
Haaaaawaaaayyyy! razz:facepalm:
Haaaaawaaaayyyy! razz:facepalm:
eeek:
Whatever happened to Berek?
I rather suspect he doesn't know eitherWhatever happened to Berek?
I don't think we know... rubschin: