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Come Inside... => The Library => Topic started by: TG on October 06, 2007, 02:23:08 PM

Title: Buke
Post by: TG on October 06, 2007, 02:23:08 PM
My attention span is beginning to shorten.

I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.

My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.

Am I going senile?

Title: Re: Buke
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2007, 02:48:38 PM
My attention span is beginning to shorten.

I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.

My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.

Am I going senile?

I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed...  whistle:
Title: Re: Buke
Post by: TG on October 06, 2007, 02:55:36 PM
My attention span is beginning to shorten.

I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.

My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.

Am I going senile?

I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed...  whistle:

I think she might have spotted me looking down her top. Women have a type of radar for that sort of thing I believe.
Title: Re: Buke
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2007, 02:56:47 PM
My attention span is beginning to shorten.

I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.

My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.

Am I going senile?

I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed...  whistle:

I think she might have spotted me looking down her top. Women have a type of radar for that sort of thing I believe.
Indeed...  noooo:
Title: Re: Buke
Post by: Bar Wench on October 06, 2007, 03:02:11 PM
My attention span is beginning to shorten.

I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.

My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.

Am I going senile?

I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed...  whistle:

I think she might have spotted me looking down her top. Women have a type of radar for that sort of thing I believe.

Something to do with the drool soggying our feet usually.  ::)
Title: Re: Buke
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2007, 03:03:10 PM
My attention span is beginning to shorten.

I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.

My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.

Am I going senile?

I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed...  whistle:

I think she might have spotted me looking down her top. Women have a type of radar for that sort of thing I believe.

Something to do with the drool soggying our feet usually.  ::)
You should keep them covered-up if you don't like it...  noooo:
Title: Re: Buke
Post by: Bar Wench on October 06, 2007, 03:04:27 PM
My attention span is beginning to shorten.

I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.

My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.

Am I going senile?

I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed...  whistle:

I think she might have spotted me looking down her top. Women have a type of radar for that sort of thing I believe.

Something to do with the drool soggying our feet usually.  ::)
You should keep them covered-up if you don't like it...  noooo:

Fine! Next time I will wear wellingtons! 

 happy001 happ096 drumroll:
Title: Re: Buke
Post by: TG on October 06, 2007, 03:06:44 PM
My attention span is beginning to shorten.

I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.

My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.

Am I going senile?

I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed...  whistle:

I think she might have spotted me looking down her top. Women have a type of radar for that sort of thing I believe.

Something to do with the drool soggying our feet usually.  ::)

I will have you know I do not drool. Slobber a bit maybe.

Anyway, busty, cheerful blonds have no business being librarians, they should be banned.
Title: Re: Buke
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2007, 03:07:13 PM
Wenchy made a joke! Wenchy made a joke!
 ::)
Title: Re: Buke
Post by: TG on October 06, 2007, 03:10:20 PM
She did?

You are all posting to fast and I am drunk.



























Elvis is dead.
Title: Re: Buke
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2007, 05:52:32 PM
I feel like I have lost a fiend
Title: Re: Buke
Post by: TG on October 06, 2007, 07:19:31 PM
My Xbox360 is still broken.  cry:
Title: Re: Buke
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2007, 08:01:58 PM
Hit it with a hammer¬
Title: Re: Buke
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 06, 2007, 08:47:13 PM
You should keep them covered-up if you don't like it...  noooo:
   rubschin:
Title: Re: Buke
Post by: TG on October 06, 2007, 08:58:46 PM
Hit it with a hammer¬

I did. In fact I posted a pic of it but it got hacked.