The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Library => Topic started by: TG on October 06, 2007, 02:23:08 PM
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My attention span is beginning to shorten.
I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.
My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.
Am I going senile?
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My attention span is beginning to shorten.
I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.
My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.
Am I going senile?
I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed... whistle:
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My attention span is beginning to shorten.
I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.
My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.
Am I going senile?
I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed... whistle:
I think she might have spotted me looking down her top. Women have a type of radar for that sort of thing I believe.
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My attention span is beginning to shorten.
I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.
My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.
Am I going senile?
I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed... whistle:
I think she might have spotted me looking down her top. Women have a type of radar for that sort of thing I believe.
Indeed... noooo:
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My attention span is beginning to shorten.
I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.
My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.
Am I going senile?
I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed... whistle:
I think she might have spotted me looking down her top. Women have a type of radar for that sort of thing I believe.
Something to do with the drool soggying our feet usually. ::)
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My attention span is beginning to shorten.
I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.
My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.
Am I going senile?
I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed... whistle:
I think she might have spotted me looking down her top. Women have a type of radar for that sort of thing I believe.
Something to do with the drool soggying our feet usually. ::)
You should keep them covered-up if you don't like it... noooo:
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My attention span is beginning to shorten.
I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.
My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.
Am I going senile?
I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed... whistle:
I think she might have spotted me looking down her top. Women have a type of radar for that sort of thing I believe.
Something to do with the drool soggying our feet usually. ::)
You should keep them covered-up if you don't like it... noooo:
Fine! Next time I will wear wellingtons!
happy001 happ096 drumroll:
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My attention span is beginning to shorten.
I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.
My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.
Am I going senile?
I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed... whistle:
I think she might have spotted me looking down her top. Women have a type of radar for that sort of thing I believe.
Something to do with the drool soggying our feet usually. ::)
I will have you know I do not drool. Slobber a bit maybe.
Anyway, busty, cheerful blonds have no business being librarians, they should be banned.
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Wenchy made a joke! Wenchy made a joke!
::)
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She did?
You are all posting to fast and I am drunk.
Elvis is dead.
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I feel like I have lost a fiend
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My Xbox360 is still broken. cry:
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Hit it with a hammer¬
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You should keep them covered-up if you don't like it... noooo:
rubschin:
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Hit it with a hammer¬
I did. In fact I posted a pic of it but it got hacked.