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Title: Kebabs
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 07:56:03 PM: Food or not?

One assumes they are eaten properly somewhere, or are they a trick played upon us by Muslims?
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 07:57:09 PM: Why are you posting this here ~ are you trying to wind up your near neighbour?
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 07:58:26 PM: Christ you were quick.

And yes, since you ask!
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 07:59:35 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 10, 2007, 07:58:26 PM
Christ you were quick.

And yes, since you ask!

Tsk!
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 08:00:27 PM: sad24:

He is not himself at present. And I was talking over lunch to his Landlady earlier.............. eyes:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: GROWLER on October 10, 2007, 10:44:08 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 10, 2007, 07:58:26 PM
Christ you were quick.

And yes, since you ask!

Well you're succeeding, so PISS OFF! thatsit:

Pistonheads forum beckons SOME of you will be pleased to note.
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Misunderstood on October 16, 2007, 11:47:51 PM: What is this thread about?

And, What's the octane rating of Kebabs?

It sure as hell ain't smokeless. evil:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 07:31:50 AM: Or gasless. redface:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 08:45:01 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 07:31:50 AM
Or gasless. redface:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2007, 02:23:56 PM: Wenchy made a joke! cloud9:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 02:29:30 PM: Happens sometimes you know. It's not that much of a suprise.

sad24:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2007, 02:36:21 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 02:29:30 PM
Happens sometimes you know. It's not that much of a suprise.

sad24:
happy100
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 03:10:00 PM: Quote from: Barman on October 17, 2007, 02:36:21 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 02:29:30 PM
Happens sometimes you know. It's not that much of a suprise.

sad24:
happy100

Be kind to her today.

You might get a freebie the same as Nick. ;)
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2007, 03:31:53 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 03:10:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 17, 2007, 02:36:21 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 02:29:30 PM
Happens sometimes you know. It's not that much of a suprise.

sad24:
happy100

Be kind to her today.

You might get a freebie the same as Nick. ;)
whistle:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 07:33:53 AM: cussing:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2007, 07:05:46 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 02:29:30 PM
Happens sometimes you know. It's not that much of a suprise.

sad24:

shocked003

note to Barman - can we have a bloody hell keeled over in shock emoticon at some point whistle:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 08, 2007, 07:41:05 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2007, 07:05:46 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 02:29:30 PM
Happens sometimes you know. It's not that much of a suprise.

sad24:

shocked003

note to Barman - can we have a bloody hell keeled over in shock emoticon at some point whistle:

Shock and not 'suprise'?
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2007, 07:45:02 PM: With Wenchy anything is possible whistle:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Bar Wench on November 08, 2007, 09:24:40 PM: Amazing that it takes some people nearly a month to notice that I made a joke! ::)
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2007, 12:23:28 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on November 08, 2007, 09:24:40 PM
Amazing that it takes some people nearly a month to notice that I made a joke! ::)

Joke?
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2007, 06:21:13 AM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVs7Wn9.gif&hash=8c248e7daedb6e1078ea7a73c6c79f86c6dc83d2)
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Bar Wench on November 09, 2007, 08:57:12 AM: Quote from: Barman on November 09, 2007, 06:21:13 AM
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I am loving that! I did try to wipe it off my screen earlier though. redface:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2007, 09:13:27 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on November 09, 2007, 08:57:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 09, 2007, 06:21:13 AM
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I am loving that! I did try to wipe it off my screen earlier though. redface:
Same here whistle:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2007, 09:47:09 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on November 09, 2007, 08:57:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 09, 2007, 06:21:13 AM
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I am loving that! I did try to wipe it off my screen earlier though. redface:
point:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Bar Wench on November 09, 2007, 09:48:24 AM: redface: I know I know. noooo:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2007, 12:45:03 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on November 08, 2007, 09:24:40 PM
Amazing that it takes some people nearly a month to notice that I made a joke! ::)

In my defence it was the first time I'd looked in this thread point:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: garga on January 14, 2008, 10:05:34 AM: Kebab's i love all kind of them.
Kebabs,music, drink and ...
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Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Snoopy on January 14, 2008, 10:30:16 AM: Quote from: garga on January 14, 2008, 10:05:34 AM

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Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: garga on January 14, 2008, 11:02:48 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on January 14, 2008, 10:30:16 AM
Quote from: garga on January 14, 2008, 10:05:34 AM

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what do you think about her
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Snoopy on January 14, 2008, 11:10:52 AM: Very ............ er ... tasteful.
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2008, 12:40:19 PM: Quote from: garga on January 14, 2008, 10:05:34 AM
Kebab's i love all kind of them.

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rubschin:

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Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: garga on January 14, 2008, 12:42:27 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on January 14, 2008, 11:10:52 AM
Very ............ er ... tasteful.

you mean her ...... not kebabs..............

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Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: garga on January 14, 2008, 12:44:32 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2008, 12:40:19 PM
Quote from: garga on January 14, 2008, 10:05:34 AM
Kebab's i love all kind of them.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV5K5si.jpg&hash=9457740dde4de907de8f719e65e5e4ece5674e5f) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV5K5si)
rubschin:

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aaaa you are the kebab lover too.
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Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Snoopy on January 14, 2008, 12:46:44 PM: Only when drunk.
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: garga on January 14, 2008, 12:49:03 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on January 14, 2008, 12:46:44 PM
Only when drunk.
do u feel better when u are drunk
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Snoopy on January 14, 2008, 12:55:42 PM: I've never asked. ;D
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2008, 01:13:05 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on January 14, 2008, 12:55:42 PM
I've never asked. ;D
drumroll:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2008, 01:32:06 PM: Good grief! eeek:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: garga on January 14, 2008, 01:59:45 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on January 14, 2008, 12:55:42 PM
I've never asked. ;D

you mean , u never remember . oopppss havy drinker
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 14, 2008, 03:30:07 PM: There is a joke about a badly wrapped kebab here, DS...
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2008, 03:46:25 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 14, 2008, 03:30:07 PM
There is a joke about a badly wrapped kebab here, DS...

I know, I avoided it at about 10:06 this morning. whistle:

Poor old Gaga is having enough trouble keeping up with the non-idiomatic undertones. noooo:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 14, 2008, 03:57:54 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2008, 03:46:25 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 14, 2008, 03:30:07 PM
There is a joke about a badly wrapped kebab here, DS...

I know, I avoided it at about 10:06 this morning. whistle:

Poor old Gaga is having enough trouble keeping up with the non-idiomatic undertones. noooo:

Apologies for my tardiness, we have had problems with t'interweb today - even the BlueBerry wouldn't connect - an appalling state of affairs. noooo:
Title: Re: Kebabs
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2008, 08:31:28 PM: Que?