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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on October 11, 2007, 03:16:16 PM

Title: Screaming
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2007, 03:16:16 PM
There was a woman literally screaming into her mobile ‘phone at the top of her voice in the high street this afternoon.

“WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU?”

“WHAT HAVE I DONE?”


“WHAT HAVE I DONE?”

“I JUST ASKED IF SHE WAS THERE!”


“I JUST ASKED!”

“HOW WAS I TO KNOW SHE WAS THERE?”

“YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MAN!”


There's no need for that is there... painters I ‘spec…  ::)
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Tinkerbell on October 11, 2007, 03:19:22 PM
Husband???? eeek:
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Snoopy on October 11, 2007, 03:20:04 PM
Husband???? eeek:


Lover! (Prolly ex lover now)
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2007, 03:20:09 PM
Miss Whiplash prolly...  point:
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Bar Wench on October 11, 2007, 03:20:18 PM
Father?
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2007, 05:21:39 PM
Normal woman stuff with a bit of PMT stirred in
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Pastis on October 11, 2007, 05:40:00 PM
Normal round here...

But not in English...  Angry9:
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2007, 07:01:28 PM
Normal woman stuff with a bit of PMT stirred in
She wasn't on the 'phone to you then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Landlady on October 12, 2007, 07:55:30 AM

“YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MAN!”[/size][/b]

I think this last sentance sums it all up probably quite nicely.
She is a lady, abliet a LOUD one, and he isn't worth bothering about!!
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Miss Piggy on October 12, 2007, 03:13:02 PM
Quote from: Landlady link=topic=1817. msg33308#msg33308 date=1192175730
Quote from: Barman link=topic=1817. msg33201#msg33201 date=1192115776

“YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MAN!”[/size][/b]

I think this last sentance sums it all up probably quite nicely.
She is a lady, abliet a LOUD one, and he isn't worth bothering about!!

Hear, hear Land Lady!!!  Are any of them?!?! (cue female "all men are b*stards" rant!)
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Landlady on October 12, 2007, 03:17:43 PM
Quote from: Landlady link=topic=1817. msg33308#msg33308 date=1192175730
Quote from: Barman link=topic=1817. msg33201#msg33201 date=1192115776

“YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MAN!”[/size][/b]

I think this last sentence sums it all up probably quite nicely.
She is a lady, albeit a LOUD one, and he isn't worth bothering about!!

Hear, hear Land Lady!!!  Are any of them?!?! (cue female "all men are b*stards" rant!)

Take cover behind the bar girls and choose your weapons of defense  the men are now starting to wriggle in their jockey shorts with agitation   happy001
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2007, 04:09:14 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVVIm0A.jpg&hash=89c1387dd826ee0ba2871eda7f9a2d357cb104f7) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVVIm0A)
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Misunderstood on October 12, 2007, 04:10:48 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Landlady on October 13, 2007, 10:10:08 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVVIm0A.jpg&hash=89c1387dd826ee0ba2871eda7f9a2d357cb104f7) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVVIm0A)


We were hoping for oemthing more along these lines  www.jcpenney.com
Guess we'll just have to DREAM ON then girls  ::)
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2007, 10:12:22 AM
But did you "click on" and see the animation ~ which was exactly what you asked for.
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Landlady on October 13, 2007, 10:17:41 AM
But did you "click on" and see the animation ~ which was exactly what you asked for.

 shocked003

Below the belt me thinks  ::)

Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2007, 10:18:24 AM
Funny though!  ;)
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2007, 05:44:04 AM
But did you "click on" and see the animation ~ which was exactly what you asked for.

 shocked003

Below the belt me thinks  ::)


drumroll:
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Tinkerbell on October 14, 2007, 07:19:16 AM
But did you "click on" and see the animation ~ which was exactly what you asked for.

Animation???????????????>.........is that what it's called???????????  eyes:
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: chuntering again on October 15, 2007, 12:09:47 PM
Was this a Cypriot or British woman?
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Landlady on October 15, 2007, 04:12:38 PM
Was this a Cypriot or British woman?

British I believe and she must have been a lady because no  cussing: was heard 
CY woman shout when having a normal conversation - and gesticulate a lot - and do the dismissive upward head incline (mind you so do I now too  redface:)
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2007, 04:14:07 PM
Don't you have supper to cook?  noooo:
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2007, 04:15:01 PM
Only just home and laying down the law already ~ My Hero!  eeek:
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Landlady on October 15, 2007, 04:15:49 PM
Don't you have supper to cook?  noooo:

Here we go - IT'S STARTED  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Landlady on October 15, 2007, 04:17:13 PM
Only just home and laying down the law already ~ My Hero!  eeek:

I've told you this morning that now BM is back you are back to sleeping outside - this comment secures that fact  evil:
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2007, 04:18:49 PM
Don't you have supper to cook?  noooo:

Here we go - IT'S STARTED  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
It hasn't started - I've just been in the kitchen!  cussing:
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Landlady on October 15, 2007, 04:22:20 PM
Don't you have supper to cook?  noooo:

Here we go - IT'S STARTED  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
It hasn't started - I've just been in the kitchen!  cussing:

Well get the supper on then  ::) I can't do it from up here can I  ::)
Title: Re: Screaming
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2007, 04:23:39 PM
Don't you have supper to cook?  noooo:

Here we go - IT'S STARTED  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
It hasn't started - I've just been in the kitchen!  cussing:

Well get the supper on then  ::) I can't do it from up here can I  ::)
No... and it would be nice to see you...  cloud9: