The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on October 11, 2007, 03:16:16 PM
-
There was a woman literally screaming into her mobile ‘phone at the top of her voice in the high street this afternoon.
“WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU?”
“WHAT HAVE I DONE?”
“WHAT HAVE I DONE?”
“I JUST ASKED IF SHE WAS THERE!”
“I JUST ASKED!”
“HOW WAS I TO KNOW SHE WAS THERE?”
“YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MAN!”
There's no need for that is there... painters I ‘spec… ::)
-
Husband???? eeek:
-
Husband???? eeek:
Lover! (Prolly ex lover now)
-
Miss Whiplash prolly... point:
-
Father?
-
Normal woman stuff with a bit of PMT stirred in
-
Normal round here...
But not in English... Angry9:
-
Normal woman stuff with a bit of PMT stirred in
She wasn't on the 'phone to you then? rubschin:
-
“YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MAN!”[/size][/b]
I think this last sentance sums it all up probably quite nicely.
She is a lady, abliet a LOUD one, and he isn't worth bothering about!!
-
“YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MAN!”[/size][/b]
I think this last sentance sums it all up probably quite nicely.
She is a lady, abliet a LOUD one, and he isn't worth bothering about!!
Hear, hear Land Lady!!! Are any of them?!?! (cue female "all men are b*stards" rant!)
-
“YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MAN!”[/size][/b]
I think this last sentence sums it all up probably quite nicely.
She is a lady, albeit a LOUD one, and he isn't worth bothering about!!
Hear, hear Land Lady!!! Are any of them?!?! (cue female "all men are b*stards" rant!)
Take cover behind the bar girls and choose your weapons of defense the men are now starting to wriggle in their jockey shorts with agitation happy001
-
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVVIm0A.jpg&hash=89c1387dd826ee0ba2871eda7f9a2d357cb104f7) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVVIm0A)
-
eeek:
-
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVVIm0A.jpg&hash=89c1387dd826ee0ba2871eda7f9a2d357cb104f7) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVVIm0A)
We were hoping for oemthing more along these lines www.jcpenney.com
Guess we'll just have to DREAM ON then girls ::)
-
But did you "click on" and see the animation ~ which was exactly what you asked for.
-
But did you "click on" and see the animation ~ which was exactly what you asked for.
shocked003
Below the belt me thinks ::)
-
Funny though! ;)
-
But did you "click on" and see the animation ~ which was exactly what you asked for.
shocked003
Below the belt me thinks ::)
drumroll:
-
But did you "click on" and see the animation ~ which was exactly what you asked for.
Animation???????????????>.........is that what it's called??????????? eyes:
-
Was this a Cypriot or British woman?
-
Was this a Cypriot or British woman?
British I believe and she must have been a lady because no cussing: was heard
CY woman shout when having a normal conversation - and gesticulate a lot - and do the dismissive upward head incline (mind you so do I now too redface:)
-
Don't you have supper to cook? noooo:
-
Only just home and laying down the law already ~ My Hero! eeek:
-
Don't you have supper to cook? noooo:
Here we go - IT'S STARTED ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
-
Only just home and laying down the law already ~ My Hero! eeek:
I've told you this morning that now BM is back you are back to sleeping outside - this comment secures that fact evil:
-
Don't you have supper to cook? noooo:
Here we go - IT'S STARTED ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
It hasn't started - I've just been in the kitchen! cussing:
-
Don't you have supper to cook? noooo:
Here we go - IT'S STARTED ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
It hasn't started - I've just been in the kitchen! cussing:
Well get the supper on then ::) I can't do it from up here can I ::)
-
Don't you have supper to cook? noooo:
Here we go - IT'S STARTED ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
It hasn't started - I've just been in the kitchen! cussing:
Well get the supper on then ::) I can't do it from up here can I ::)
No... and it would be nice to see you... cloud9: