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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on October 12, 2007, 09:07:35 AM
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Appear to be party animals. They moved in about a year ago next door but three and have a thing about loud music. This morning it went on till 2.00! My windows were rattling. I imagine Snoopy may have heard it over in Wales cussing:
It's a flat, and I can't figure out which number it is so it is tricky to go and "have a word " with them.
Any suggestions?
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Contact the council and complain ~ let them sort it out .... that is what they are paid to do. Meanwhile when the enforcement orders start flying you can nod sympathetically to your neighbours and complain, in the pub, about interfering council jobsworths. The best of all possible worlds IMHO.
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either that or send the boys round whistle:
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I now learn he is a taxi driver. The council will do nothing until I have attempted to resolve the matter with him myself. Banghead
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That's nonsense. If you phoned the police and told them you were going round there with a shotgun... whistle:
The council should have a noise / nuisance dept. They do here.
I had a noise problem here yesterday; scaffolding next door with an alarm fixed. What happens? A bloody squirrel jumps out of a tree and sets it off doh:
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That's nonsense. If you phoned the police and told them you were going round there with a shotgun... whistle:
The council should have a noise / nuisance dept. They do here.
I had a noise problem here yesterday; scaffolding next door with an alarm fixed. What happens? A bloody squirrel jumps out of a tree and sets it off doh:
If I did that I would, of course, get arrested! We all know this to be true. I have the Council guidance before me.
1. Try to resolve it amicably (fat chance)
2. Arrange for our Noise Officer to come round and monitor the distrubance. OH yes, like I can call him at 1.00 a.m. and get him here in 10 minutes. Banghead
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Have a party - invite the neighbours causing the problem to it - have the music at your party playing VERY VERY LOUD but turn it off COMPLETELY at midnight (which I think is the official witching hour which most people say is an acceptable party noise measure) and say VERY LOUDLY
Okay then nite nite neighbours - party and music OVER because we don't want to be TOTAL BAR STEWARDS to our other neightbours do we???????????
Cunning plan or what ?????????????? whistle:
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No. I don't want that much noise in my house (it would prolly collapse) and I don't want it full of greasy cabbies either.
NEXT! Banghead
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Far too subtle LL, try a halfbrick through a window.
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No. I don't want that much noise in my house (it would prolly collapse) and I don't want it full of greasy cabbies either.
NEXT! Banghead
Okay 2nd suggestion - Next time your pussy cat has a duvet accident ::) post it through there letterbox and then they'll be soooooooooooooooooooooo disgusted that they will move whistle:
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Far too subtle LL, try a halfbrick through a window.
Isn't that a bit half hearted drumroll:
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It's a fourth floor flat.
NEXT! Banghead
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It's a fourth floor flat.
NEXT! Banghead
Okay - third suggestion (I start charing from number 4) - get a group of your friends to (from different telephone boxes to avoid traceability is important here) to call him for taxi services constantly between the hours of 10 pm and 4 am (yes it does stretch friendship a little far but if they truly love you they will do this for you) but obviously no one is waiting at the assigned pick up points (otherwise that would be stupid) and then he'll be soooooooooooo tired and fed up he'll just come home and fall in bed and sleep until midday the next day whistle:
I am soooooooooooo totally brilliant - aren't I rubschin:
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It's a central number for "Thunderbirds Taxis". If he is off duty he won't get called.
NEXT! Banghead
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"Thunderbirds Taxis"
lol: Snip his strings! drumroll:
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Brakes more like! Banghead
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Gatecrash the next party. With your natural ability for creating disasters ten minutes should suffice. ;)
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If I can find the flat number I shall!!
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If I can find the flat number I shall!!
Fiollow the route to the LOUD music - ding bat eeek:
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Entryphone system. WHich of the 12 buttons do you press?
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Entryphone system. WHich of the 12 buttons do you press?
All of course - if the music is THAT loud they will be awake anyway ::)
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Good plan! Except the one neighbour I found in there today was deaf and Ga-Ga.
ANd had curlers in also
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Good plan! Except the one neighbour I found in there today was deaf and Ga-Ga.
ANd had curlers in also
I thought all Northern women had curlers?
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No, many have shaven heads. And big blonde wigs
Any more illusions you wish shattered?
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No, many have shaven heads. And big blonde wigs
Any more illusions you wish shattered?
Are all the benefit offices next door to Bookies up there?
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Oddly, they are in our town. Why is that then?
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Oddly, they are in our town. Why is that then?
Same reason the sweets are next to the checkout in Tesco. ::)
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Oddly, they are in our town. Why is that then?
Same reason the sweets are next to the checkout in Tesco. ::)
Matches to arsonists...
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Good plan! Except the one neighbour I found in there today was deaf and Ga-Ga.
ANd had curlers in also
Poof was he eyes:
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Oddly, they are in our town. Why is that then?
Same reason the sweets are next to the checkout in Tesco. ::)
Matches to arsonists...
Free needles to drug users ::)
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Job done. Gottim. He apologised eeek:
We shall see!
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happ096
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Job done. Gottim. He apologised eeek:
We shall see!
How did you getim? Did you throw yourself in frontof his speeding thunderbird taxi eeek: