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Title: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on October 15, 2007, 12:05:06 PM
If I say I want one I mean I want it NOW! Not tomorrow, not later


NOW
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: GROWLER on October 15, 2007, 12:06:43 PM
I've just had one with me dinner...for pudding like.
Delicious. happy088  cloud9:
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2007, 12:07:22 PM
I'ze a-comin' Honey .... I'ze a-comin'
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 15, 2007, 12:09:43 PM
Dinner? surely you mean lunch.

The place I get my sandwich from (when I don't make my own) has two large display boxes chock-a-block with them ~ hundreds of bars. Nearly bought one myself.
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on October 15, 2007, 12:09:50 PM
I mean honestly who in their right mind would deny me a wispa.  cussing:
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: chuntering again on October 15, 2007, 12:11:00 PM
I always found the Twirl to be a superior snack on the same theme.
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on October 15, 2007, 12:11:43 PM
Not at all the same. A Twirl is far more crumbly than a wispa. It also doesn't melt as evenly. Honestly.  ::)
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 15, 2007, 12:17:29 PM
Not at all the same. A Twirl is far more crumbly than a wispa. It also doesn't melt as evenly. Honestly.  ::)

I imagine you have carried out extensive research.
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on October 15, 2007, 12:19:29 PM
No whatever gives you that idea.  redface: whistle:
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: chuntering again on October 15, 2007, 01:05:52 PM
I still feel the changes are marginal to warrant the cost of maintaining two products which may compete for the same customers. Besides, Cadbury didn't really "do away with the Wispa", they simply consolidated it into their Dairy Milk range, like Cadbury's Caramel.
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on October 15, 2007, 01:06:45 PM
That maybe what they said but it was totally different!!!! Nothing like a wispa!!!
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: chuntering again on October 15, 2007, 01:32:25 PM
That maybe what they said but it was totally different!!!! Nothing like a wispa!!!

What about an Aero, was that owt like a wispa? bom
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on October 15, 2007, 01:33:32 PM
Not really. Different sort of chocolate and a wispa is less bubbly than an aero. More dense and more chocolate. Also doesn't melt as quickly as an aero.
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 15, 2007, 02:05:46 PM
If you're ever on Mastermind Wenchy, we'll know what your specialist subject will be.   happy088
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2007, 02:14:52 PM
If you're ever on Mastermind Wenchy, we'll know what your specialist subject will be.   happy088

"I've started sooooooooooo I MUST finish"

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Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on October 15, 2007, 02:25:45 PM
If you're ever on Mastermind Wenchy, we'll know what your specialist subject will be.   happy088

"I've started sooooooooooo I MUST finish"

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That's a remarkable likeness!  eeek:
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Landlady on October 15, 2007, 03:53:37 PM
If you're ever on Mastermind Wenchy, we'll know what your specialist subject will be.   happy088

"I've started sooooooooooo I MUST finish"

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That's a remarkable likeness!  eeek:

Remember I said I'd reminded BM that he'd PROMISED 'Tinks' he bring back Wispa's just for her and he admitted last night that he'd forgot  cry: Well he says the excuse he is going to use is that he did BUT because the in flight meal was so naff he had to eat them ALL so stop himself slipping into a coma (or do I mean comma  rubschin:)
So find a picture of a naught little boy (aged umpty upmh years and some) similar to that one Snoopy and he MIGHT just get away with it - or then again maybe not now I've blown the whistle on him  whistle:
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2007, 04:02:50 PM
doh:  redface:
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Tinkerbell on October 15, 2007, 04:48:07 PM
If you're ever on Mastermind Wenchy, we'll know what your specialist subject will be.   happy088

"I've started sooooooooooo I MUST finish"

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That's a remarkable likeness!  eeek:

Remember I said I'd reminded BM that he'd PROMISED 'Tinks' he bring back Wispa's just for her and he admitted last night that he'd forgot  cry: Well he says the excuse he is going to use is that he did BUT because the in flight meal was so naff he had to eat them ALL so stop himself slipping into a coma (or do I mean comma  rubschin:)
So find a picture of a naught little boy (aged umpty upmh years and some) similar to that one Snoopy and he MIGHT just get away with it - or then again maybe not now I've blown the whistle on him  whistle:

I'm mortified!!!!!  sad32:

Never mind...Mr T is off to the UK Wednesday...let's see if HE dare come back empty handed!!!!!  eyes:  That one I CAN kill!!!!! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: GROWLER on October 15, 2007, 05:17:40 PM
Dinner? surely you mean lunch.

No. Dinner. Lunch doesn't exist up here. That's a soft southern thing.

Brekky, Wispas, Dinner, more Wispas, Tea, Pudding, Nibbles probably including another Wispa, then supper and a cheese feast to take to me pit.
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2007, 05:59:39 PM
Horlicks?
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: GROWLER on October 15, 2007, 06:08:48 PM
Horlicks?

Did she eeek:
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2007, 06:16:40 PM
If you're ever on Mastermind Wenchy, we'll know what your specialist subject will be.   happy088

"I've started sooooooooooo I MUST finish"

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That's a remarkable likeness!  eeek:

Remember I said I'd reminded BM that he'd PROMISED 'Tinks' he bring back Wispa's just for her and he admitted last night that he'd forgot  cry: Well he says the excuse he is going to use is that he did BUT because the in flight meal was so naff he had to eat them ALL so stop himself slipping into a coma (or do I mean comma  rubschin:)
So find a picture of a naught little boy (aged umpty upmh years and some) similar to that one Snoopy and he MIGHT just get away with it - or then again maybe not now I've blown the whistle on him  whistle:

I'm mortified!!!!!  sad32:

Never mind...Mr T is off to the UK Wednesday...let's see if HE dare come back empty handed!!!!!  eyes:  That one I CAN kill!!!!! eveilgrin:
redface:
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 15, 2007, 06:48:34 PM
I mean honestly who in their right mind would deny me a wispa.  cussing:

Are you sure they were in their right minds, they could have been bombarded by Nick-o-rays  eeek:
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Mr Happy on October 16, 2007, 10:04:17 PM


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Why is this child so pleased with her diarrohea?

How do you spell diarrohea?
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2007, 05:27:16 AM


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Why is this child so pleased with her diarrohea?

How do you spell diarrohea?
I inevitably give up and type ‘the shits’….  redface:
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 07:28:43 AM
I mean honestly who in their right mind would deny me a wispa.  cussing:

Are you sure they were in their right minds, they could have been bombarded by Nick-o-rays  eeek:

Surely Nick doesn't have an automatic sight lock on Mr Wench? Although perhaps he does. It would certainly explain a lot.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 08:38:33 AM
I inevitably give up and type shit…. 
Yes, every post is the same.  noooo:
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 17, 2007, 10:46:37 AM
I mean honestly who in their right mind would deny me a wispa.  cussing:

Are you sure they were in their right minds, they could have been bombarded by Nick-o-rays  eeek:

Surely Nick doesn't have an automatic sight lock on Mr Wench? Although perhaps he does. It would certainly explain a lot.  rubschin:

WEll Nick has been trying to beam Nick-o-rays in my direction for the last couple of weeks but knowing him he's probably missed and banjoed Mr Wench instead
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: TG on October 17, 2007, 10:52:18 AM
I mean honestly who in their right mind would deny me a wispa.  cussing:

Are you sure they were in their right minds, they could have been bombarded by Nick-o-rays  eeek:

Surely Nick doesn't have an automatic sight lock on Mr Wench? Although perhaps he does. It would certainly explain a lot.  rubschin:

WEll Nick has been trying to beam Nick-o-rays in my direction for the last couple of weeks but knowing him he's probably missed and banjoed Mr Wench instead

No. His targetting system re-set to the East Midlands & killed my Xbox360.  cussing:

And my electric bread maker was making some bloody odd noises last Friday.  surrender:

Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Wispa on October 17, 2007, 10:55:51 AM
You weren't by any chance using it to try and bake a chocolate cake were you?
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 10:56:53 AM
You weren't by any chance using it to try and bake a chocolate cake were you?
Watch out mate!

Wench will eat you.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: TG on October 17, 2007, 10:57:52 AM
I know we are a bit short on members but do have to keep making them up?  noooo:
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 10:59:23 AM
short. . . members
Speak for yourself.
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 10:59:28 AM
You weren't by any chance using it to try and bake a chocolate cake were you?
Watch out mate!

Wench will eat you.

 rubschin:

What a way to go!
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Wispa on October 17, 2007, 11:01:31 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection link=topic=1861. msg34581#msg34581 date=1192618613
Quote from: Wispa link=topic=1861. msg34579#msg34579 date=1192618551
You weren't by any chance using it to try and bake a chocolate cake were you?
Watch out mate!

Wench will eat you.

 rubschin:

That would be my sole purpose in life I suppose, wouldn't it?
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Wispa on October 17, 2007, 11:02:03 AM
Quote from: tailgunner link=topic=1861. msg34583#msg34583 date=1192618672
I know we are a bit short on members but do have to keep making them up?  noooo:

I can assure you I am quite, quite real - just like the Pope and Mr Toad!
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 12:06:55 PM
Just happen to share a tomb-stone do you? whistle:
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 17, 2007, 03:27:41 PM
If wispa is in that close a proximity to Captain Calamity then the tombstone is agiven Snoops  whistle:
Title: Re: Wispa Denied!!!
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 05:27:39 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead