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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Berek on October 18, 2007, 09:27:56 AM

Title: Seen my arse big time today
Post by: Berek on October 18, 2007, 09:27:56 AM: You just KNOW when it's going to be one of those days, I knew I shouldnt have ran over that single magpie this morning.

Went to ASDA and the cash machine kept my card AFTER counting the money and NOT dispensing it. Went into ASDA and told the lesbian who told me " Nothing to do with us ", to which I started shouting at her about how people draw the money out to spend in her shop so it IS to do with them in a way.

Phoned my sister in law at the bank and she checked the account to find that the money HAD been classed as a withdrawal ( £150 quid i'm talking about here ). Dont worry she said, i'll sort it out

So I get home to find a puncture on the car , thats 2 in a week now !! Banghead Banghead Banghead

AAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH

SOMEONE SLIP ME A BISHOPS FINGER NOW !!!!!
Title: Re: Seen my arse big time today
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 09:29:28 AM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mit.jyu.fi%2Fmweber%2Fblog%2Fimages%2FBishops_Finger.jpg&hash=9e5656c7006806921e5cff47106b22b9c0d755e2)

<slides bottle across bar and moves away stealthily>
Title: Re: Seen my arse big time today
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 18, 2007, 09:38:32 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 09:29:28 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mit.jyu.fi%2Fmweber%2Fblog%2Fimages%2FBishops_Finger.jpg&hash=9e5656c7006806921e5cff47106b22b9c0d755e2)

<slides bottle across bar and moves away stealthily>

Ohh . . . that sort of Bishop's Finger ;D
Title: Re: Seen my arse big time today
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 09:40:41 AM: We keep this fellow on hand if you'd prefer the other sort.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.paisleydiocese.org.uk%2FBishop8.jpg&hash=3e614e29eb8f1acea5debba6a84640dcfca54c63)
Title: Re: Seen my arse big time today
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:42:27 AM: He already seems to have an outsized ring on his finger.

I can't believe I said that redface:
Title: Re: Seen my arse big time today
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 09:44:46 AM: Neither can I. I'm disapointed. noooo:
Title: Re: Seen my arse big time today
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 18, 2007, 09:45:13 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:42:27 AM
He already seems to have an outsized ring on his finger.

I can't believe I said that redface:

Well, you did. So, suffer the consequences!
Title: Re: Seen my arse big time today
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:49:25 AM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 18, 2007, 09:45:13 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:42:27 AM
He already seems to have an outsized ring on his finger.

I can't believe I said that redface:

Well, you did. So, suffer the consequences!

She just hit me on the nose with a rolled newspaper. sad32:
Title: Re: Seen my arse big time today
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 09:52:13 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:42:27 AM
He already seems to have an outsized ring on his finger.

I can't believe I said that redface:
No surprise to us I'm afraid. noooo:
Title: Re: Seen my arse big time today
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2007, 02:02:40 PM: That's a face that could make you want to bash the bishop... whistle:
Title: Re: Seen my arse big time today
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 02:54:57 PM: Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2007, 02:02:40 PM
That's a face that could make you want to bash the bishop... whistle:
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