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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 11, 2007, 07:18:25 PM

Title: Stand by your beds
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 11, 2007, 07:18:25 PM

I have just parked up the battle wagon in the carpark, looks quite nice in here so I will bivvy up for the time being.
There are some faces I recognise already so i will  does anyone want a pint or a fight? scared:

Title: Re: Stand by your beds
Post by: Snoopy on May 11, 2007, 07:36:38 PM

Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on May 11, 2007, 07:18:25 PM

I have just parked up the battle wagon in the carpark, looks quite nice in here so I will bivvy up for the time being.
There are some faces I recognise already so i will  does anyone want a pint or a fight? sc
 ared:

Ah Ha! Caught by the emoticon security device .... Need to get some time in, get the old knees brown if you know what I mean. After ten posts you can emot all you like .... meanwhile its my pleasure to help. Was this what you wanted scared2: It normally only gets used when the spider: is on the rampage or the Bar Wench is in charge at closing time whip: whip:

Title: Re: Stand by your beds
Post by: Misunderstood on May 11, 2007, 07:45:27 PM

You are too late for a fight old boy, I put the tank away after soundly thrashing Nick with it.  :)

Have a crocodile sarnie?   Freshly caught er... Wednesday  whistle:

Title: Re: Stand by your beds
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 11, 2007, 08:36:14 PM

Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=191. msg1796#msg1796 date=1178912198

Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier link=topic=191. msg1791#msg1791 date=1178911105

I have just parked up the battle wagon in the carpark, looks quite nice in here so I will bivvy up for the time being. 
There are some faces I recognise already so i will  does anyone want a pint or a fight? sc
 ared:

Ah Ha! Caught by the emoticon security device . . . .  Need to get some time in, get the old knees brown if you know what I mean.  After ten posts you can emot all you like . . . .  meanwhile its my pleasure to help.  Was this what you wanted scared2: It normally only gets used when the spider: is on the rampage or the Bar Wench is in charge at closing time whip: whip:

Cheers Snoopy, just dont cock your up next to my freshly bulled boots ok?

Title: Re: Stand by your beds
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2007, 05:04:20 AM

Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on May 11, 2007, 07:18:25 PM

I have just parked up the battle wagon in the carpark, looks quite nice in here so I will bivvy up for the time being.
There are some faces I recognise already so i will  does anyone want a pint or a fight? scared:

Welcome ? fighting is in the public bar only and we haven?t, um invented that yet so you?ll have to just have a pint. Fancy getting a Bishop?s Finger inside you for a change?  whistle:

Title: Re: Stand by your beds
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 12, 2007, 11:33:55 AM

Quote from: Barman link=topic=191. msg1821#msg1821 date=1178946260

Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier link=topic=191. msg1791#msg1791 date=1178911105

I have just parked up the battle wagon in the carpark, looks quite nice in here so I will bivvy up for the time being. 
There are some faces I recognise already so i will  does anyone want a pint or a fight? scared:

Welcome ? fighting is in the public bar only and we haven?t, um invented that yet so you?ll have to just have a pint.  Fancy getting a Bishop?s Finger inside you for a change?  whistle:

Mm sounds like an excellent idea young sir, can you check my prostrate while you are in  there?

Title: Re: Stand by your beds
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2007, 11:34:46 AM

Quote

my prostrate

noooo:

Title: Re: Stand by your beds
Post by: GROWLER on May 12, 2007, 11:54:28 AM

I'm up for a punch up, yes. evil:

Nowt personal I hasten to add, just pent up frustration. Banghead

Title: Re: Stand by your beds
Post by: Berek on May 12, 2007, 02:09:11 PM

fill me with Bishops Fingers and I'll sing you Danny Boy  eyes: eyes: eyes:

Title: Re: Stand by your beds
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2007, 02:57:16 PM

Quote from: Berek on May 12, 2007, 02:09:11 PM

fill me with Bishops Fingers and I'll sing you Danny Boy  eyes: eyes: eyes:

An offer I can barely refuse...  whistle:

Title: Re: Stand by your beds
Post by: Snoopy on May 12, 2007, 03:01:51 PM

Be strong Barman BE STRONG!