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Title: Another charming product of society
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2007, 06:18:58 PM
I wonder how long its going to be before this evil sadistic bitch moves on to beating the hell out of vulnerable people. 12 month supervision order, 6 month curfew and £400 to pay to the RSPCA are meant to be adequate punishment? She'll breeze the order, ignore the curfew and make enough money raiding someone's house to more than cover her fine.

Whatever happened to the punishment fitting the crime?  cussing:

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A woman who punched and drop-kicked a kitten like a rugby ball, has been banned for life from keeping animals.
Nicola Collinson, 21, from Gateshead, was filmed attacking the young black and white cat in a street in January.

She earlier pleaded guilty to causing unnecessary suffering to the animal and was sentenced at Gosforth Magistrates' Court in Newcastle on Monday.

She was given a 12-month supervision order, and a six-month night-time curfew on top of the lifetime ban.

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'Laughing and joking'

Clive McKeag, prosecuting, described the offence as "totally sadistic" and "totally unprovoked".

The video, captured on a mobile phone camera, showed Collinson and a 16-year-old female accomplice, who cannot be named for legal reasons, laughing as they repeatedly kick and punch the cat, chasing after it when it attempted to escape.

Mr McKeag said: "These images speak volumes. The fact that they are carrying out these actions laughing and joking, and treating it as amusement, is an awful sight to see."

Collinson, of Parkside Avenue, Gateshead, was also ordered to pay court costs of £420 to the RSPCA.
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2007, 07:01:53 AM
You’re right – it is about time that we start recognising the signs earlier…

Clearly, something is not connected properly in the girl’s brain to enable her to carry out such a cruel act and think it was amusing in some way. She needs psychiatric help treatment now to ensure that she doesn’t do the same thing again or worse.

Moreover, those that supervise here should be held accountable for their actions if/when she is released back into society.
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2007, 08:56:09 AM
Moreover, those that supervise here should be held accountable for their actions if/when she is released back into society.
::)
This is some poor flying cat we're talking about, not flying pigs.

"held accountable for their actions "
 happy001
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 23, 2007, 09:04:11 AM
You’re right – it is about time that we start recognising the signs earlier…

The hoop earrings maybe?
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2007, 09:06:29 AM
Ginger hair alone should carry the death penalty. evil:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Snoopy on October 23, 2007, 09:18:50 AM
Ginger hair alone should carry the death penalty. evil:


YES!
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Sour Puss on October 23, 2007, 12:30:14 PM
Ginger hair alone should carry the death penalty. evil:


YES!
noooo:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: tel on October 23, 2007, 12:34:05 PM
Ginger hair alone should carry the death penalty. evil:


YES!
noooo:

Ginger?
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Sour Puss on October 23, 2007, 12:34:50 PM
Ginger hair alone should carry the death penalty. evil:


YES!
noooo:

Ginger?
whistle:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: tel on October 23, 2007, 12:36:00 PM
Ginger hair alone should carry the death penalty. evil:


YES!
noooo:

Ginger?
whistle:

At least you're not blonde razz:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2007, 12:43:59 PM
I’ll pass on ginger as my father was one… those hoop things in the lip tho...  noooo:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: tel on October 23, 2007, 12:47:51 PM
I’ll pass on ginger as my father was one… those hoop things in the lip tho...  noooo:

One of my favourite female friends is ginger.
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2007, 12:49:23 PM
I was going to say that she should never be allowed to have children but judging from the picture I cant imagine anyone wanting to get that close to her  noooo:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2007, 12:50:53 PM
I was going to say that she should never be allowed to have children but judging from the picture I cant imagine anyone wanting to get that close to her  noooo:
I'd like to get close enough to rip that ring out of her lip!
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 23, 2007, 12:53:26 PM
I was going to say that she should never be allowed to have children but judging from the picture I cant imagine anyone wanting to get that close to her  noooo:
I'd like to get close enough to rip that ring out of her lip!

Ring? I thought it was a dab of Zovirax  ;D
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2007, 12:57:39 PM
I was going to say that she should never be allowed to have children but judging from the picture I cant imagine anyone wanting to get that close to her  noooo:
I'd like to get close enough to rip that ring out of her lip!

Ring? I thought it was a dab of Zovirax  ;D
;D
I just checked and noticed that her eyes are wonkey too...  noooo:

She certainly hit every branch of the ugly tree when she fell out of it.
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2007, 02:33:22 PM
Did she fall or was she pushed?  whistle:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2007, 02:36:14 PM
Did she fall or was she pushed?  whistle:
Hopefully a cat pushed her...
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Berek on October 23, 2007, 03:00:16 PM
I once saw a ginger minge  whistle:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2007, 03:41:57 PM
I once saw a ginger minge  whistle:
Only once? noooo:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Snoopy on October 23, 2007, 04:48:23 PM
I once saw a ginger minge  whistle:


Most real blondes are ginger "down there".
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2007, 04:50:23 PM
I once saw a ginger minge  whistle:
Playboy or Razzle?  whistle:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Berek on October 23, 2007, 05:03:19 PM
 whistle:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2007, 05:05:33 PM
whistle:
point:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Berek on October 23, 2007, 05:11:26 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2007, 05:17:23 PM
[serious] The thing is, after reading the article I could easily punch her in the face - what does that make me? [/serious]
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Snoopy on October 23, 2007, 05:18:05 PM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2007, 05:21:18 PM
eveilgrin:
A green faced grinning thing?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2007, 05:26:36 PM
[serious] The thing is, after reading the article I could easily punch her in the face - what does that make me? [/serious]

An average, productive, vaguely respectable member of society who like most of us on here are sick and tired of these inbred sadistic scrotes being allowed free regn due to a justice system that protects them at the expense of the rest of us.
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Snoopy on October 23, 2007, 05:27:28 PM
[serious] The thing is, after reading the article I could easily punch her in the face - what does that make me? [/serious]

An average, productive, vaguely respectable member of society who like most of us on here are sick and tired of these inbred sadistic scrotes being allowed free regn due to a justice system that protects them at the expense of the rest of us.

 happ096
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2007, 05:28:19 PM
[serious] The thing is, after reading the article I could easily punch her in the face - what does that make me? [/serious]

An average, productive, vaguely respectable member of society who like most of us on here are sick and tired of these inbred sadistic scrotes being allowed free regn due to a justice system that protects them at the expense of the rest of us.
Phew...  whistle:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2007, 06:04:55 PM
Besides, I reckon that when Bouncer sees this thread your response will be mild in comparisson
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Berek on October 23, 2007, 06:18:10 PM
 whistle:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2007, 06:55:41 PM
[serious] The thing is, after reading the article I could easily punch her in the face - what does that make me? [/serious]

An average, productive, vaguely respectable member of society who like most of us on here are sick and tired of these inbred sadistic scrotes being allowed free regn due to a justice system that protects them at the expense of the rest of us.

That pretty well sums it up.

Apart from the 'productive' and 'respectable' of course
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Misunderstood on October 23, 2007, 10:39:25 PM
Besides, I reckon that when Bouncer sees this thread your response will be mild in comparisson

I thought the 'Hoops' were control handles.    A good reason to keep them lubricated and refrigerated.
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: chuntering again on October 24, 2007, 12:39:53 PM
One can only imagine the Vicky-Pollard-esque performance in court.
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2007, 11:52:58 AM
Besides, I reckon that when Bouncer sees this thread your response will be mild in comparisson

I thought the 'Hoops' were control handles.    A good reason to keep them lubricated and refrigerated.
I've been thinking about this for days and still can't get my head around your meaning...  noooo:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2007, 12:28:39 PM
Besides, I reckon that when Bouncer sees this thread your response will be mild in comparisson

I thought the 'Hoops' were control handles.    A good reason to keep them lubricated and refrigerated.
I've been thinking about this for days and still can't get my head around your meaning...  noooo:

Glad it wasn't just me.

I assumed it was reference to some TV soap or 'yoof' hero.
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2007, 12:40:02 PM
Besides, I reckon that when Bouncer sees this thread your response will be mild in comparisson

I thought the 'Hoops' were control handles.    A good reason to keep them lubricated and refrigerated.
I've been thinking about this for days and still can't get my head around your meaning...  noooo:

Glad it wasn't just me.

I assumed it was reference to some TV soap or 'yoof' hero.
Nope - not as far as I'm aware...  noooo:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2007, 01:45:08 PM
Besides, I reckon that when Bouncer sees this thread your response will be mild in comparisson

I thought the 'Hoops' were control handles.    A good reason to keep them lubricated and refrigerated.
I've been thinking about this for days and still can't get my head around your meaning...  noooo:

Glad it wasn't just me.

I assumed it was reference to some TV soap or 'yoof' hero.
Nope - not as far as I'm aware...  noooo:
We'll never know then? surrender:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2007, 02:18:31 PM
Besides, I reckon that when Bouncer sees this thread your response will be mild in comparisson

I thought the 'Hoops' were control handles.    A good reason to keep them lubricated and refrigerated.
I've been thinking about this for days and still can't get my head around your meaning...  noooo:

Glad it wasn't just me.

I assumed it was reference to some TV soap or 'yoof' hero.
Nope - not as far as I'm aware...  noooo:
We'll never know then? surrender:
Bouncer will be along later and let us know... prolly.
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2007, 06:17:22 PM
The only thing I could think of was that they looked the right size to attach jump leads to.......  eyes:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Misunderstood on October 29, 2007, 11:52:28 PM
 redface:  Actually, I've forgotten why I said that.
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2007, 05:05:14 AM
redface:  Actually, I've forgotten why I said that.
lol: lol: lol:
Booze prolly...  whistle:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 10:44:38 AM
Am I really and truly the only one that understands what he meant?  redface:

By control handles anyway. The lubricated/refrigerated bit I'm still confused by.  confused:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2007, 11:33:24 AM
Am I really and truly the only one that understands what he meant?  redface:
yes...  surrender:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 11:44:49 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2007, 11:45:43 AM
redface:
point:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 11:46:08 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 30, 2007, 12:47:36 PM
Am I really and truly the only one that understands what he meant?  redface:
yes...  surrender:

Shades of the old conundrum:

How does a Frenchwoman hold her liquor?












































By the ears! 

Boom, boom!


Hat, coat, dog, door, gone . . . .
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 12:48:11 PM
Don't get that one.  eeek:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 12:48:15 PM
Where is that GROAN emoticon when you need it.

We shall also have to explain it to Wenchy
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 12:49:12 PM
Don't get that one.  eeek:

I was right. It's a PUN. Actually more of a homophone in this case, but still a pun
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 12:53:58 PM
Nope still don't get it.  redface:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 01:02:33 PM
Someone help me!
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 30, 2007, 01:02:44 PM
Nope still don't get it.  redface:

As Nick said, think homophone, as in:   liquor/licker

A further clue available upon request!


For Nick: Happy to oblige with the help!
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 01:03:18 PM
So glad berek is AWOL at this time
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 01:03:56 PM
Nope still don't get it.  redface:

As Nick said, think homophone, as in:   liquor/licker

A further clue available upon request!


For Nick: Happy to oblige with the help!

 redface:

Got it now.

I really shouldn't have been saying that out loud in the office.

 redface:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Misunderstood on October 30, 2007, 01:04:26 PM
Am I really and truly the only one that understands what he meant?  redface:
yes...  surrender:

Shades of the old conundrum:

How does a Frenchwoman hold her liquor?

By his ears?












































By the ears! 

Boom, boom!


Hat, coat, dog, door, gone . . . .
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 01:05:15 PM
Heard it already
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Misunderstood on October 30, 2007, 01:10:25 PM
Shows how wide awake I am.

I didn't see the scrolly-down bit until seeing it in my own post - "Hang on."  sez I  "I didn't say that!"

Seems I did.   redface:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2007, 01:27:41 PM
As Nick said, think homophone

I though this was a homophone?

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Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 01:28:38 PM
Another pun?
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 01:29:54 PM
As Nick said, think homophone

I though this was a homophone?

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Oh pretty!
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 01:31:55 PM
And to think she went (briefly) to Cambridge noooo:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Pastis on October 30, 2007, 01:33:22 PM
As Nick said, think homophone

I though this was a homophone?

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I wondered where the hands had gone from the Sistine Chapel  rubschin:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 01:34:17 PM
Good point. I doubt Growler will get he cultural reference *(see also Old Tobacco Factory)
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Pastis on October 30, 2007, 01:36:07 PM
I'll add art to opera then, ok?
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: GROWLER on October 30, 2007, 01:39:28 PM
Good point. I doubt Growler will get he cultural reference *(see also Old Tobacco Factory)

Speaking highly of me YET again I see? ::)
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 01:53:14 PM
And to think she went (briefly) to Cambridge noooo:

Scarey init?
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 01:56:57 PM
What were you meant to be studying there then?
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 01:59:25 PM
What were you meant to be studying there then?

English.  redface:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 02:00:18 PM
Me too. How do you stand on Frank Kermode?

ANd it is still "disappointing" eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 02:04:00 PM
I know I know. However, when I was there, briefly, the use of computers had been embraced as the norm and as such spell check was allowed.
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 02:17:44 PM
Frank Commode

Genesis of Secrecy is a fantastic book (Growler ignore)

http://www.amazon.com/Genesis-Secrecy-Interpretation-Narrative-Lectures/dp/0674345355 (http://www.amazon.com/Genesis-Secrecy-Interpretation-Narrative-Lectures/dp/0674345355)
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 30, 2007, 02:44:34 PM
Frank Commode

Genesis of Secrecy is a fantastic book (Growler ignore)

http://www.amazon.com/Genesis-Secrecy-Interpretation-Narrative-Lectures/dp/0674345355 (http://www.amazon.com/Genesis-Secrecy-Interpretation-Narrative-Lectures/dp/0674345355)

It begs the question "how do you stand on..."         
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2007, 02:51:32 PM
Nope still don't get it.  redface:

As Nick said, think homophone, as in:   liquor/licker

A further clue available upon request!


For Nick: Happy to oblige with the help!

 redface:

Got it now.

I really shouldn't have been saying that out loud in the office.

 redface:
Wenchy reads out loud!  point:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 02:54:34 PM
Not as a general thing. I was trying to get what was amusing about it.
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2007, 02:56:02 PM
Not as a general thing. I was trying to get what was amusing about it.
Of course, of course...
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 02:56:21 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Another charming product of society
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 02:59:08 PM
LICKER? LICKER?

How awful

Now it's

COMMODE. COMMODE.