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Come Inside... => The Library => Topic started by: Berek on October 24, 2007, 10:34:01 AM
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=618_1193169932
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=618_1193169932
sick2:
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Good God!
That has to be the first time I've seen a muscle bound woman with tits!
Wouldn't though, would you?
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Good God!
That has to be the first time I've seen a muscle bound woman with tits!
Wouldn't though, would you?
They scare me... scared2:
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Good God!
That has to be the first time I've seen a muscle bound woman with tits!
Wouldn't though, would you?
They scare me... scared2:
Precisely. I'd be terrified that, in the throes of orgasm, they'd twitch and shatter my spine or something! And, if the rest of the muscles are as well developed, then God help you if she gets and attack of vaginismus! eeek:
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Good God!
That has to be the first time I've seen a muscle bound woman with tits!
Wouldn't though, would you?
They scare me... scared2:
Precisely. I'd be terrified that, in the throes of orgasm, they'd twitch and shatter my spine or something! And, if the rest of the muscles are as well developed, then God help you if she gets and attack of vaginismus! eeek:
I wonder how they train those bits... rubschin:
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Pelvic Floor Exercises I 'spect ::)
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Good God!
That has to be the first time I've seen a muscle bound woman with tits!
Wouldn't though, would you?
Probably ~ as long as they take their boots off first ;)
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Pelvic Floor Exercises I 'spect ::)
Reinforced concrete floor I would think…
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.laurenpowers.com%2Fimages%2FBio%2FDSC02868.JPG&hash=1b9bffa772ab5300830e48919ce4c7e5648e7527)
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scared2:
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That would be like making love to a feller!
And with those thighs, how the hell do you get in??
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That would be like making love to a feller!
And with those thighs, how the hell do you get in??
And more importantly, what was berek doing on it's web site? rubschin:
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That would be like making love to a feller!
And with those thighs, how the hell do you get in??
Back door I would imagine
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That would be like making love to a feller!
And with those thighs, how the hell do you get in??
Back door I would imagine
If the butt-tocks are in proportion, same problem I'd imagine. Sooner you than me Snoops!
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That would be like making love to a feller!
And with those thighs, how the hell do you get in??
I'd ask politely first scared2: Wouldnt want to though anyway.
Sure I saw something dangling from the woman on the right when the video first started eeek:
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Sure I saw something dangling from the woman on the right when the video first started eeek:
Klingon?
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Sure I saw something dangling from the woman on the right when the video first started eeek:
Klingon?
Couldn't possibly be! We all know that women never, ever, get gruff-nuts - they don't have the hair in the right (wrong?) places to trap the emerging TurtleZ, thus causing said Klingons.
It must have been something else you saw - painters perhaps?
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Sure I saw something dangling from the woman on the right when the video first started eeek:
Klingon?
Couldn't possibly be! We all know that women never, ever, get gruff-nuts - they don't have the hair in the right (wrong?) places to trap the emerging TurtleZ, thus causing said Klingons.
It must have been something else you saw - painters perhaps?
I am sure what I glimpsed was more rope than string. sick2:
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Sure I saw something dangling from the woman on the right when the video first started eeek:
Klingon?
Couldn't possibly be! We all know that women never, ever, get gruff-nuts - they don't have the hair in the right (wrong?) places to trap the emerging TurtleZ, thus causing said Klingons.
It must have been something else you saw - painters perhaps?
I am sure what I glimpsed was more rope than string. sick2:
In Dorset the things you refer to as Klingons have long been known as Winnets
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Round here, they were known as "clinkers". (For those of you who can remember coke fires)
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Sure I saw something dangling from the woman on the right when the video first started eeek:
Klingon?
Couldn't possibly be! We all know that women never, ever, get gruff-nuts - they don't have the hair in the right (wrong?) places to trap the emerging TurtleZ, thus causing said Klingons.
It must have been something else you saw - painters perhaps?
I am sure what I glimpsed was more rope than string. sick2:
In Dorset the things you refer to as Klingons have long been known as Winnets
Indeed you will often hear that used round here as a term of abuse, althought more commonly spoken as "Winnert".
As in "Gerrouter me waay yer daarft winnert".
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P'raps 'tis a Wessex saying then. You are, after all, on the edge of that Royal and Ancient Kingdom.
Certainly it is used in Dorset to describe a scruffy or untidy person or for that matter someone who is generally useless and/or unwanted.
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P'raps 'tis a Wessex saying then. You are, after all, on the edge of that Royal and Ancient Kingdom.
Certainly it is used in Dorset to describe a scruffy or untidy person or for that matter someone who is generally useless and/or unwanted.
That list would seem to cover 99.98% of the population of Dorset.
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P'raps 'tis a Wessex saying then. You are, after all, on the edge of that Royal and Ancient Kingdom.
Certainly it is used in Dorset to describe a scruffy or untidy person or for that matter someone who is generally useless and/or unwanted.
That list would seem to cover 99.98% of the population of Dorset.
So few?
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P'raps 'tis a Wessex saying then. You are, after all, on the edge of that Royal and Ancient Kingdom.
Certainly it is used in Dorset to describe a scruffy or untidy person or for that matter someone who is generally useless and/or unwanted.
That list would seem to cover 99.98% of the population of Dorset.
So few?
I was leaving a get-out in case you and Mrs Snoopy were Dorset folk. whistle:
Or perhaps even some of the respected regulars might be? eyes:
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P'raps 'tis a Wessex saying then. You are, after all, on the edge of that Royal and Ancient Kingdom.
Certainly it is used in Dorset to describe a scruffy or untidy person or for that matter someone who is generally useless and/or unwanted.
That list would seem to cover 99.98% of the population of Dorset.
So few?
I was leaving a get-out in case you and Mrs Snoopy were Dorset folk. whistle:
Or perhaps even some of the respected regulars might be? eyes:
Not me... oh I see, respected... redface:
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P'raps 'tis a Wessex saying then. You are, after all, on the edge of that Royal and Ancient Kingdom.
Certainly it is used in Dorset to describe a scruffy or untidy person or for that matter someone who is generally useless and/or unwanted.
That list would seem to cover 99.98% of the population of Dorset.
So few?
I was leaving a get-out in case you and Mrs Snoopy were Dorset folk. whistle:
Or perhaps even some of the respected regulars might be? eyes:
Nah! I be 'ampshire born & bred
T'wife comes from Essex
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P'raps 'tis a Wessex saying then. You are, after all, on the edge of that Royal and Ancient Kingdom.
Certainly it is used in Dorset to describe a scruffy or untidy person or for that matter someone who is generally useless and/or unwanted.
That list would seem to cover 99.98% of the population of Dorset.
So few?
I was leaving a get-out in case you and Mrs Snoopy were Dorset folk. whistle:
Or perhaps even some of the respected regulars might be? eyes:
Nah! I be 'ampshire born & bred
T'wife comes from Essex
Ahhh, 'Ampshire born, 'Ampshire bred, strong in the arm, thick in the 'ead!
That's what they always say about 'Ampshire lads!
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P'raps 'tis a Wessex saying then. You are, after all, on the edge of that Royal and Ancient Kingdom.
Certainly it is used in Dorset to describe a scruffy or untidy person or for that matter someone who is generally useless and/or unwanted.
That list would seem to cover 99.98% of the population of Dorset.
So few?
I was leaving a get-out in case you and Mrs Snoopy were Dorset folk. whistle:
Or perhaps even some of the respected regulars might be? eyes:
Nah! I be 'ampshire born & bred
T'wife comes from Essex
Ahhh, 'Ampshire born, 'Ampshire bred, strong in the arm, thick in the 'ead!
That's what they always say about 'Ampshire lads!
That gets no argimunt from me boy!