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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on May 12, 2007, 10:31:30 AM
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evil:
Don't ask. ::)
Ask Nick.
I've just ranted at him via pm
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evil:
Don't ask. ::)
Ask Nick.
I've just ranted at him via pm
Forgive me for saying it but it was a fairly pointless post then? noooo:
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No the PM was very entertaining. Life for the Growler proceeds absolutely normally scared2:
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Anyone got any spare gellignite?
I feel like blowing something up, unless I self emplode first. evil:
Apparently, alledgedly, so the bloody Moose TELLS me, I AM a NARK, constantly lookin for someone to fall out with.
I'm going to B&Q to buy a shed to install in the woods, then the dog rescue to get meself a one eyed snarler for company.
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You should get yourself over to Agony Corner. Good advice dispensed free! drumroll:
And what has happened to the board? Everything has vanished sad24:
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Bad to worse.
Just had to cancel my impending weekend trip to Germany in 3 weeks time with my best mate/youngest lad due to impending school exams. ::)
We WERE going to watch the Nurburgring 24 hour car race again. ::)
Anyone want a very cheap ticket from Dover to Dunkirk on the 7/6 returning on 10th. Booze cruise p'raps?
First 40 snotters and it's yours.
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Am I alone in feeling that I have somehow missed something? tunble: clock:
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Am I alone in feeling that I have somehow missed something? tunble: clock:
No.
I'm that riled today, even I'm strugglin' to remember what it is exactly that's upset me now. Banghead
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Am I alone in feeling that I have somehow missed something? tunble: clock:
No.
I'm that riled today, even I'm strugglin' to remember what it is exactly that's upset me now. Banghead
Never mind, go beat up an alligator or a tiger or somesuch, or better yet, smite Nick (he's handier).
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Am I alone in feeling that I have somehow missed something? tunble: clock:
No.
I'm that riled today, even I'm strugglin' to remember what it is exactly that's upset me now. Banghead
try doing this, it'll keep you amused for hours ( as long as you have a good supply of victims )
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=84b_1178966124
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Am I alone in feeling that I have somehow missed something? tunble: clock:
No.
I'm that riled today, even I'm strugglin' to remember what it is exactly that's upset me now. Banghead
try doing this, it'll keep you amused for hours ( as long as you have a good supply of victims )
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=84b_1178966124
lol: lol: lol:
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Anyone got any spare gellignite?
I feel like blowing something up, unless I self emplode first. evil:
Apparently, alledgedly, so the bloody Moose TELLS me, I AM a NARK, constantly lookin for someone to fall out with.
I'm going to B&Q to buy a shed to install in the woods, then the dog rescue to get meself a one eyed snarler for company.
I have just bought a shed from B&Q.. bloody brilliant, its the T1000 model, and complete with 6 jars of assorted nuts and bolts, an old car engine, 26 pieces of different lengths of just in case wood 3 tins of old paint (magnolia) wiyth badly fitting lids. The memsahib has even fitted some Laura Ashley gingham curtains, its all very nice in here
BTW Baghdad is quite the in place for those wishing to blow themselves up, don't get involved with any of those cheap suicide bombing agencies though, make sure that thet have a decent pension plan and good health insurance. I am not sure that Ryanair do a cheap one way ticket though
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An old car engine and gingham curtains! eeek:
Was that the De Luxe model then?
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Christ! I love your tank.....
Of course it was, extended credit too...
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Christ! I love your tank.....
Of course it was, extended credit too...
Credit???? scared2:
You know its cash only in here don?t you? rubschin:
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bugger!!!!whats the exchange rate on greenshield stamps then?
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To coin an old phrase that used to be used frequently in happier days elsewhere, and quite apt for this thread....what is all this SHITE? sick2:
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bugger!!!!whats the exchange rate on greenshield stamps then?
Bouncer, Bouncer, Bouncer!
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To coin an old phrase that used to be used frequently in happier days elsewhere, and quite apt for this thread....what is all this SHITE? sick2:
Happier you say? rubschin:
Where is that bloody Bouncer???
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To coin an old phrase that used to be used frequently in happier days elsewhere, and quite apt for this thread....what is all this SHITE? sick2:
Happier you say? rubschin:
Where is that bloody Bouncer???
Here.... drumroll:
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'ere, I 'ope you're not asking ME to moderate a miserable bear - in his woods, Are you? confused:
Of course.... noooo:
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Happier somewhere else, green shield stamps instead of cash? how is this lot getting past you? noooo:
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Happier somewhere else, green shield stamps instead of cash? how is this lot getting past you? noooo:
I've been busy. spider: He made me chase him.
An' after all that, he tasted awful sick2:
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I have found that they taste better if they are lightly grilled in olive oil and eaten with a decent Cabernet Sauvignon, you can get the wine from most decent pubs or Lidl
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To coin an old phrase that used to be used frequently in happier days elsewhere, and quite apt for this thread....what is all this SHITE? sick2:
BOUNCE! evil:
look you munters. This is MY, repeat MY thread. O.K.?
Talk shite will you.
rubschin:
Maybe you already are then I suppose.
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I have found that they taste better if they are lightly grilled in olive oil and eaten with a decent Cabernet Sauvignon, you can get the wine from most decent pubs or Lidl
I've been banned from Lidl. cry: Something to do with a slight misunderstanding involving salmon.
I thought it was a sample!
Or it might have been the ginger kittens... confused:
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Growler drove past my house earlier and did not stop!
I wonder why?
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Growler drove past my house earlier and did not stop!
I wonder why?
Bloody 'ell mate. You on guard duty?
Couldn't stop. Brakes don't werk on me Tonka toy, but wouldn't 'ave anyway tbh. lol:
In enuf trouble 'ere thanks. ::)
Saw some EXCEEDINGLY bright lights glowing in you lounge by the way.
What was that all about I wonder? surrender:
this need editing...again?
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Growler drove past my house earlier and did not stop!
I wonder why?
Bloody 'ell mate. You on guard duty?
Couldn't stop. Brakes don't werk on me Tonka toy, but wouldn't 'ave anyway tbh. lol:
In enuf trouble 'ere thanks. ::)
Saw some EXCEEDINGLY bright lights glowing in you lounge by the way.
What was that all about I wonder? surrender:
this need editing...again?
He was likely still in a miff about the keys...
So what was the exceedingly bright light all about? Home movies perchance? eyes:
Shall we start a new thread? :)
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NO large fire. All under control now. I was baking!
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NO large fire. All under control now. I was baking!
LIAR! ;)
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NO large fire. All under control now. I was baking!
I'm not surprised! I'd have been bakin' too if I'd had a big fire in this weather...
I have to ask.... Was it an intentional fire? or more of the um.. unwelcome kind that sometimes sneak up on you? rubschin:
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Fire my arse. ::)
Look Mizta Nich,we do haz de ways and de meenz oz de making youz de telle os of de truths youz knows.
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It's Nick, therefore unlikely to be intentional. lol:
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I am putting money on a fake tan booth. eveilgrin:
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I am putting money on a fake tan booth. eveilgrin:
Can you afford it? Are you that pasty looking?
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I am putting money on a fake tan booth. eveilgrin:
Can you afford it? Are you that pasty looking?
drumroll:
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I am putting money on a fake tan booth. eveilgrin:
Aliens I reckon... whistle:
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I am putting money on a fake tan booth. eveilgrin:
Can you afford it? Are you that pasty looking?
Yes at the moment I am. Don't look like myself at all. sad24:
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Fire my arse.
Another Vindaloo?
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Mate of mine across the road told me his missus had spotted what she was convinced was a flash of a camera going off in our front room, over a period of about two hours, on Boxing Day afternoon. She said to him .... Reckon Old Snoopy has persuaded his missus to get her kit off and he's playing with his digital camera. On Boxing Day Afternoon??? With Three kids ????? Chance would be a fine thing.
Truth was that the BiLaw had given both boys a "pocket" spy kit complete with mini digi camera each and they spent the afternoon "snapping" everything in sight .... until their A3 batteries ran out and rotten old dad did't have any replacements whistle:. Then I had to down load the damn things onto my pc and print all their efforts for them. 60 pictures of little boys thumbs covering the lenses!!!
OK Nick ..... Now you can give us your excuse. eyes:
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Gone quiet, hasn't he?
Anyone checked the hospital for someone with radiation sickness or the like?
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Gone quiet, hasn't he?
Anyone checked the hospital for someone with radiation sickness or the like?
Aliens ? I told you so! point:
Abducted and probed probably. scared2:
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Gone quiet, hasn't he?
Anyone checked the hospital for someone with radiation sickness or the like?
Aliens ? I told you so! point:
Abducted and probed probably. scared2:
>Gosh< eeek: Bigger please!
We'll have to quarantine him or something now. Should we check for probes rubschin:
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Gone quiet, hasn't he?
Anyone checked the hospital for someone with radiation sickness or the like?
Aliens ? I told you so! point:
Abducted and probed probably. scared2:
>Gosh< eeek: Bigger please!
We'll have to quarantine him or something now. Should we check for probes rubschin:
I think that is once of the Bouncer?s responsibilities ? along with coshes, knives and clubs. point:
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Gone quiet, hasn't he?
Anyone checked the hospital for someone with radiation sickness or the like?
Aliens ? I told you so! point:
Abducted and probed probably. scared2:
>Gosh< eeek: Bigger please!
We'll have to quarantine him or something now. Should we check for probes rubschin:
I think that is once of the Bouncer?s responsibilities ? along with coshes, knives and clubs. point:
Yup! I'll need all of those. :)