The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on October 26, 2007, 02:40:57 PM
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All nice and ready like spider:
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Can Wenchy post her ‘off sick’ disasters in here? rubschin:
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Kos airport. And in particular, German air passengers to whom the word "queue" (or the Kraut version for it) is an option. Perhaps not a "disaster" as such, but extremely annoying when you have been waiting patiently for two hours...
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Kos airport. And in particular, German air passengers to whom the word "queue" (or the Kraut version for it) is an option. Perhaps not a "disaster" as such, but extremely annoying when you have been waiting patiently for two hours...
Mmmmm…. rubschin:
You’ll have to do better than that I’m afraid… noooo:
4/10
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Kos airport. And in particular, German air passengers to whom the word "queue" (or the Kraut version for it) is an option. Perhaps not a "disaster" as such, but extremely annoying when you have been waiting patiently for two hours...
Mmmmm…. rubschin:
You’ll have to do better than that I’m afraid… noooo:
4/10
surrender: Would food poisoning resulting in uncontrolable anal seepage qualify?
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. . . food poisoning. . .
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Too late to try and persuade us that you consumed any solids while on holiday. noooo:
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Kos airport. And in particular, German air passengers to whom the word "queue" (or the Kraut version for it) is an option. Perhaps not a "disaster" as such, but extremely annoying when you have been waiting patiently for two hours...
Mmmmm…. rubschin:
You’ll have to do better than that I’m afraid… noooo:
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surrender: Would food poisoning resulting in uncontrolable anal seepage qualify?
As Darwin says, the credibility of such a story is rather limited at this stage… noooo:
5/10
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Kos airport. And in particular, German air passengers to whom the word "queue" (or the Kraut version for it) is an option. Perhaps not a "disaster" as such, but extremely annoying when you have been waiting patiently for two hours...
Mmmmm…. rubschin:
You’ll have to do better than that I’m afraid… noooo:
4/10
surrender: Would food poisoning resulting in uncontrolable anal seepage qualify?
As Darwin says, the credibility of such a story is rather limited at this stage… noooo:
5/10
Please God, no evidence sick2:
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But I think we need evidence that they actually ate anything during their stay before we accept food poisoning… whistle:
Bad pint more likely I should think...
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But I think we need evidence that they actually ate anything during their stay before we accept food poisoning… whistle:
Bad pint more likely I should think...
And how, exactly, can I evidence the fact? On two of the nights we went to this place - http://kardamena-kos.com/reviews/showproduct.php/product/128/cat/8/page/1 - and the rest of the time we simply gorged ourselves in the hotel.
The waitress in the Avli was from Bournemouth. So there.
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But I think we need evidence that they actually ate anything during their stay before we accept food poisoning… whistle:
Bad pint more likely I should think...
And how, exactly, can I evidence the fact? On two of the nights we went to this place - http://kardamena-kos.com/reviews/showproduct.php/product/128/cat/8/page/1 - and the rest of the time we simply gorged ourselves in the hotel.
The waitress in the Avli was from Bournemouth. So there.
Case proved then.
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But I think we need evidence that they actually ate anything during their stay before we accept food poisoning… whistle:
Bad pint more likely I should think...
And how, exactly, can I evidence the fact? On two of the nights we went to this place - http://kardamena-kos.com/reviews/showproduct.php/product/128/cat/8/page/1 - and the rest of the time we simply gorged ourselves in the hotel.
The waitress in the Avli was from Bournemouth. So there.
Case proved then.
Beyond reasonable doubt… surrender:
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I'd like to plan ahead in case Nick decided to travel to Sweden at any point.. eeek:
http://uk.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUKL1610074320071029?feedType=nl&feedName=uktechnology (http://uk.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUKL1610074320071029?feedType=nl&feedName=uktechnology)
Having said that you have to wonder what kind of people would go there as a holiday destination? eeek:
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I'd like to plan ahead in case Nick decided to travel to Sweden at any point.. eeek:
http://uk.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUKL1610074320071029?feedType=nl&feedName=uktechnology (http://uk.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUKL1610074320071029?feedType=nl&feedName=uktechnology)
Having said that you have to wonder what kind of people would go there as a holiday destination? eeek:
Its very safe in all those Volvos.
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Went camping in Spain in 1992. Both sea-sick, the tent broke after 4 days, Brittany Ferries wouldn't let us take an earlier ferry back, hired a tent which got flooded, ended up staying in a sequence of cheap hotels and B&Bs (one owned by a miserable old cow with a portrait of Franco on the wall and wouldn't let us use her cooker), got sunstroke and my feet sunburnt, food poisoning from a Pizza takeaway in Santander and I couldn't speak a word of the language.
Apart from that, it was great.
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Went camping in Spain in 1992. Both sea-sick, the tent broke after 4 days, Brittany Ferries wouldn't let us take an earlier ferry back, hired a tent which got flooded, ended up staying in a sequence of cheap hotels and B&Bs (one owned by a miserable old cow with a portrait of Franco on the wall and wouldn't let us use her cooker), got sunstroke and my feet sunburnt, food poisoning from a Pizza takeaway in Santander and I couldn't speak a word of the language.
Apart from that, it was great.
You are Nick - I claim my £5 whistle:
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Went camping in Spain in 1992. Both sea-sick, the tent broke after 4 days, Brittany Ferries wouldn't let us take an earlier ferry back, hired a tent which got flooded, ended up staying in a sequence of cheap hotels and B&Bs (one owned by a miserable old cow with a portrait of Franco on the wall and wouldn't let us use her cooker), got sunstroke and my feet sunburnt, food poisoning from a Pizza takeaway in Santander and I couldn't speak a word of the language.
Apart from that, it was great.
You are Nick - I claim my £5 whistle:
By all accounts I'm married to his wife, or her long lost twin at least.
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I once camped late at night on a firing range near Algecira (days of Franco). Marched off at gunpoint! noooo:
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Went camping in Spain in 1992. Both sea-sick, the tent broke after 4 days, Brittany Ferries wouldn't let us take an earlier ferry back, hired a tent which got flooded, ended up staying in a sequence of cheap hotels and B&Bs (one owned by a miserable old cow with a portrait of Franco on the wall and wouldn't let us use her cooker), got sunstroke and my feet sunburnt, food poisoning from a Pizza takeaway in Santander and I couldn't speak a word of the language.
Apart from that, it was great.
You are Nick - I claim my £5 whistle:
By all accounts I'm married to his wife, or her long lost twin at least.
noooo: happy100
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Swop? A change is as good as a rest
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Swop? A change is as good as a rest
point:
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Nick, want to give me odds on the boy cracking your password and letting Mrs Nick see that comment point:
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THE BOY HEAR. MAY DAD IS NUTS AND MY MUM IS WORSE -BNONKERWAS (CANT SPEL PRO[PERLY). NICVE TO SEE YOU AQLL AND OPLEACSE RESCUE ME, THIS LOT ARE DONG MY HEAD IN. HAVE TO HAVE ABATH NOW AGAN. WHY D I HAVE TO IM ANOT THQT DIRTY
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THE BOY HEAR. MAY DAD IS NUTS AND MY MUM IS WORSE -BNONKERWAS (CANT SPEL PRO[PERLY). NICVE TO SEE YOU AQLL AND OPLEACSE RESCUE ME, THIS LOT ARE DONG MY HEAD IN. HAVE TO HAVE ABATH NOW AGAN. WHY D I HAVE TO IM ANOT THQT DIRTY
Tell that grizzly old b****r of a father of yours, that he's got a damned cheek pulling us all up in here over our pronunciation, spelling and lack of apostrophy's, when he can't even teach those, proper like, that actually live in the same flamin' 'ouse as him!
Now go and have yer bath, and wash behind those ears proper like. OK? ::)
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IF I AVE TOO BUT ITS ONMLY SDOME NUD AND STUFF. THEY DO GO ONWE ABOUT IT. AND TEETH. I HAVDE LOTS, SO WHY BRUSH THEM ALL LIKE. I CAN DO WITHOUT A FEW AND THEAT FAIRY LEAVESMONEY SO ITS IN MY INTEREST TO LET EM GO.
PARENTSD. BUGGERS
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rubschin: 'e doesn't seem to have a problem spelling buggers
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Somehow I can't imagine anyone living in the Nick household being allowed to get away with that sort of spelling!
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We were preparing for a spelling test last night. One word was "inaccurate". He got it wrong! noooo:
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Ahhh the irony.
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Ahhh the irony.
Yes indeed, those shirts are quite creased.
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I don't do ironing. If you choose to buy things that need it then you do it yourself!
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Not even sheets and pillow cases? noooo:
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Not even sheets and pillow cases? noooo:
NO!!!
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Even I iron the sheets, pillow cases and hankies, and I am a gentleman and not designed for housework. ;)
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Not even sheets and pillow cases? noooo:
NO!!!
Perhaps you use paper ones then?
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When the MIL comes we get her ironing. She even irons socks. Weird or what?
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hankies
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Sorry... er.. yes, very sensible. Much better than tissues. redface:
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Even I iron the sheets, pillow cases and hankies, and I am a gentleman and not designed for housework. ;)
But they only get wrinkled so really what is the point?
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Actress and Bishop come to mind!
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Even I iron the sheets, pillow cases and hankies, and I am a gentleman and not designed for housework. ;)
But they only get wrinkled so really what is the point?
Because it makes them presentable and more comfortable to lie on. Do you not find your sheets are creased to buggery when they come out of the tumble dryer, or do you not wash them because they'll only get dirty? razz:
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Don't have a tumble dryer. eeek:
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When the MIL comes we get her ironing. She even irons socks. Weird or what?
Mrs. Barman irons socks... and towels, sheets, blankets, pillowcases… everything really… whistle:
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When the MIL comes we get her ironing. She even irons socks. Weird or what?
Mrs. Barman irons socks... and towels, sheets, blankets, pillowcases… everything really… whistle:
She's a bit OCD isn't she. eeek:
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When the MIL comes we get her ironing. She even irons socks. Weird or what?
Mrs. Barman irons socks... and towels, sheets, blankets, pillowcases… everything really… whistle:
She'll probably iron the back of your head when she reads this as well. scared2:
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I guess Berek has a pic of an ironed Willy somewhere sick2:
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When the MIL comes we get her ironing. She even irons socks. Weird or what?
Mrs. Barman irons socks... and towels, sheets, blankets, pillowcases… everything really… whistle:
She's a bit OCD isn't she. eeek:
Nooooooooooo! noooo:
yes
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When the MIL comes we get her ironing. She even irons socks. Weird or what?
Mrs. Barman irons socks... and towels, sheets, blankets, pillowcases… everything really… whistle:
She'll probably iron the back of your head when she reads this as well. scared2:
diepig:
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When the MIL comes we get her ironing. She even irons socks. Weird or what?
Mrs. Barman irons socks... and towels, sheets, blankets, pillowcases… everything really… whistle:
She'll probably iron the back of your head when she reads this as well. scared2:
diepig:
That's the one!