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Title: I've been banned!
Post by: GROWLER on October 27, 2007, 08:38:40 PM
Bloody aohell have banned me from the Liverpool FC footie board/chat forum thing, BASTARDS!
Despite various e mails to the useless yanky pricks requesting an explanation as to why my freedom of speech has been curtailed, i've heard nowt. BASTARDS! evil:
Faceless BASTARDS! evil:
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: Misunderstood on October 27, 2007, 08:54:07 PM
Have you been naughty?
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2007, 09:03:25 PM
I suspect he went for the floral tributes tied to lamp posts. It upsets them!
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: GROWLER on October 27, 2007, 09:08:38 PM
Have you been naughty?

NO! noooo:
I've emailed a couple of the regulars and they are as puzzled as me. They reckon I'm dead polite and never cause trouble, so they are all baffled.
Posts I've written recently, and quotes of mine on others posts are gradually being deleted by these faceless gets without explanation. I've spoken to their bloody useless 'live' (debatable) on line Indian help ( not even debatable  evil:) desk, and all they can do is confirm I've been banned for an undisclosed period of time for reasons unknown, as it's the 'hosts' that have done it not them. confused:
After I lost my rag with them calling them a bunch of useless termites, all they could say was, "is their anything else we can do for you?"
"No?"
"Have a nice day"

 surrender:
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: GROWLER on October 27, 2007, 09:10:37 PM
I suspect he went for the floral tributes tied to lamp posts. It upsets them!

GROWLER special BOGOF offer.

Smack now, another one later FREE! evil:
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2007, 09:10:46 PM
Wayne Rooney sees slappers
Huysel was the fault of Liverpool fans
What was the other one where they all went bonkers and got crushed?

Tie flowers to your computer?
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2007, 09:11:56 PM
I suspect he went for the floral tributes tied to lamp posts. It upsets them!

GROWLER special BOGOF offer.

Smack now, another one later FREE! evil:

Is your picnic table safe?
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: GROWLER on October 27, 2007, 09:19:25 PM
You stickin' those bloody voodoo needles in me AGAIN?

Bloody desk drawers have just collapsed all over the floor. Shite everywhere now. evil:
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2007, 09:20:05 PM
And your picnic table?
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: GROWLER on October 27, 2007, 09:21:01 PM
And your picnic table?

That'll be parked on top your car in the morning. evil:
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: Misunderstood on October 27, 2007, 09:26:14 PM
And your picnic table?

That'll be parked on top your car in the morning. evil:

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2007, 09:54:09 PM
Have you been naughty?

They reckon I'm dead polite and never cause trouble

There's your trouble, you're a non-conformist. noooo:
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: GROWLER on October 27, 2007, 10:07:30 PM
Have you been naughty?

They reckon I'm dead polite and never cause trouble

There's your trouble, you're a non-conformist. noooo:

I've seen me arse, I know that. evil:

That's what I loathe and hate about this internet stuff.
It's run by spotty oinky little bespeckled I.T. geek freaks, who were obviously bullied at school, and now it's pay back time for them, sitting anonomously behind their 60" 3D quadrophonic sound muti tasking bastard LCD screens, picking their spotty grotty noses dishing out bans with gay abandon in the full knowledge that we can't actually get our hands around their little zit picked scrawny bastard necks to give them the shaking of their pathetic little empty lives. BASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTARDS!!!
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: Misunderstood on October 27, 2007, 10:13:19 PM
Have you been naughty?

They reckon I'm dead polite and never cause trouble

There's your trouble, you're a non-conformist. noooo:

Either that or someone has flagged you as a terrorist.   "He's TOO polite, that one, can't be normal..."  " I know!  'e 'asen't once mentioned jihad.  Obvious aintit?"
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: GROWLER on October 27, 2007, 10:21:08 PM
Have you been naughty?

They reckon I'm dead polite and never cause trouble

There's your trouble, you're a non-conformist. noooo:

Either that or someone has flagged you as a terrorist.   "He's TOO polite, that one, can't be normal..."  " I know!  'e 'asen't once mentioned jihad.  Obvious aintit?"

I like a lively debate about footie matters, and speak me mind sometimes, but appreciate that kids go in there, so f'in and blindin' is a defo no no.
What grieves me is that aohell don't disclose who's watching/moderating the boards, so you can't directly speak to them. They are I suspect, just as i described above.
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: GROWLER on October 27, 2007, 10:24:42 PM
Have you been naughty?

They reckon I'm dead polite and never cause trouble

There's your trouble, you're a non-conformist. noooo:

Either that or someone has flagged you as a terrorist.

I suspect my bloody passport has been flagged after I came within a whisker of getting arrested by gun toting gerndarme (sp) at Nice airport last year. Similar trouble brewed at Manchester last week.
 Just as well Mrs GROWLER was there to calm the narky situation down, or I dare say there'd be a 'Free GROWLER now' campaign going on all over merseeeyside. ::)
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2007, 07:48:54 PM
...or I dare say there'd be a 'Free GROWLER now' campaign going on all over merseeeyside. ::)

Naw, we'll just leave bunches of cut flowers at the swamp and move on.
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: GROWLER on October 28, 2007, 07:55:39 PM
Been unbanned now anyway.

Anyone in here an aohell footie board moderator by any chance? rubschin:
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2007, 08:00:43 PM
Been unbanned now anyway.

Anyone in here an aohell footie board moderator by any chance? rubschin:

I assume aohell = AOL= America On Line

So what do you expect?
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: GROWLER on October 28, 2007, 09:20:19 PM
Been unbanned now anyway.

Anyone in here an aohell footie board moderator by any chance? rubschin:

I assume aohell = AOL= America On Line

So what do you expect?

Correct! happy088

Must say though, that the warm reception I'm getting upon my return is warmer than when I set the chip pan on fire whilst fryin' up me mars bar. cloud9:
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: Berek on October 30, 2007, 04:09:05 PM
whats the address of the forum ? my sister in law is a user there and I want to spy on her
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 30, 2007, 04:21:01 PM
Probably:

http://messageboards.aol.co.uk/aol/en_gb/articles.php?boardId=281013&func=3&channel=uksport&is_mod=1 (http://messageboards.aol.co.uk/aol/en_gb/articles.php?boardId=281013&func=3&channel=uksport&is_mod=1)
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2007, 04:57:46 PM
whats the address of the forum ? my sister in law is a user there and I want to spy on her

I would have thought a hidden camera on the wardrobe was more your style. eyes:
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: GROWLER on October 30, 2007, 06:11:18 PM
whats the address of the forum ? my sister in law is a user there and I want to spy on her

What's her user name Begsy, and I'll say 'ello if you like, like?
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 06:41:24 PM
Yes like, like,
















like
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: GROWLER on October 30, 2007, 06:44:19 PM
Yes like, like,

Yes what you daft get? ::)
Title: Re: I've been banned!
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2007, 07:19:54 PM
...or I dare say there'd be a 'Free GROWLER now' campaign going on all over merseeeyside. ::)

Naw, we'll just leave bunches of cut flowers at the swamp and move on.

Garage Flowers ~ past their sell by.