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Title: Leaf blowers
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 09:28:36 AM
What is the point of these things? There is council operative outside using one to blow leaves off the pavement and into the gutter. (A brush would do the same job) . As he moves along the road the breeze blows the leaves, er, back onto the pavement.

Now a leaf vacuum sucker would be a reasonable idea, but a blower?

NO
Title: Re: Leaf blowers
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2007, 09:39:33 AM
What is the point of these things? There is council operative outside using one to blow leaves off the pavement and into the gutter. (A brush would do the same job) . As he moves along the road the breeze blows the leaves, er, back onto the pavement.

Now a leaf vacuum sucker would be a reasonable idea, but a blower?

NO
Is he holding it the right way up?
Title: Re: Leaf blowers
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2007, 10:15:17 AM
Who remembers the old cylinder vacuum cleaners with a 'suck' and 'blow' end?

Apart from entertaining the kids balancing a ping-pong ball on a column of air from the 'blow' end, they also featured in a high proportion of Casualty visits for bachelors, allegedly. redface:
Title: Re: Leaf blowers
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 10:25:00 AM
We had one of those when I was a kid. I too used it for illicit purposes. I once used it to stick a cream cake to the ceiling. I wrongly thought that no one would notice cry:
Title: Re: Leaf blowers
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 10:37:57 AM
What is the point of these things? There is council operative outside using one to blow leaves off the pavement and into the gutter. (A brush would do the same job) . As he moves along the road the breeze blows the leaves, er, back onto the pavement.

Now a leaf vacuum sucker would be a reasonable idea, but a blower?

NO

Apparently, according to the gardener, they cause fewer back injuries through strain. You blow all the leaves into a pile and then scoop them up.
Title: Re: Leaf blowers
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 10:55:06 AM
You have a gardener? eeek:

And anyway, this bloke isn't scooping them up, just blowing them from one place to another.

And what is wrong with a broom?
Title: Re: Leaf blowers
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 10:58:12 AM
Not me. My Mum runs the urbanisation in Spain. They have three gardeners and one is in charge of the leaf blower. It's this year's new toy.

The broom apparently, causes back injury because of the repetative action. The blower doesn't.
Title: Re: Leaf blowers
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2007, 11:31:12 AM
 cussing:
Our next door neighbour has a gardener that, erm gardens for them once a week…

They have a complete set of noisy tools including a petrol lawn mower, petrol strimmer and petrol leaf blower – it sounds like some karting event when they all get going.  Banghead

Bollocks to back strain – they’ll die of some bizarre lung disease or asphyxiation.  cussing:
Title: Re: Leaf blowers
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 11:37:38 AM
Blimey, Mozo's back!
Title: Re: Leaf blowers
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2007, 11:41:52 AM
Blimey, Mozo's back!
With a leaf blower?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Leaf blowers
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 11:42:16 AM
Let's wait and see!
Title: Re: Leaf blowers
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2007, 11:43:13 AM
Let's wait and see!
let's not...  sleep017
Title: Re: Leaf blowers
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 11:44:09 AM
I see he changed his mind!
Title: Re: Leaf blowers
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2007, 11:45:27 AM
I see he changed his mind!
Did my rapturous welcome put him off or did he log-in to the wrong place by mistake?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Leaf blowers
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 11:45:57 AM
He probably couldn't see.  point:
Title: Re: Leaf blowers
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 30, 2007, 12:50:46 PM
What is the point of these things? There is council operative outside using one to blow leaves off the pavement and into the gutter. (A brush would do the same job) . As he moves along the road the breeze blows the leaves, er, back onto the pavement.

Now a leaf vacuum sucker would be a reasonable idea, but a blower?

NO

Apparently, according to the gardener, they cause fewer back injuries through strain. You blow all the leaves into a pile and then scoop them up.

So, they're swapping back injuries for permanent hearing loss. I see. Mmmmm m m m
Title: Re: Leaf blowers
Post by: chuntering again on October 30, 2007, 01:18:00 PM
I have a Black and Decker electric garden vac and it's five times the weight of a broom, and causes me just as much back-ache, if not more. It is however much quicker than using a broom, I suspect they work out cheaper for local councils than employing two more skivvies with a broom.
Title: Re: Leaf blowers
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 01:19:25 PM
If the effing council wants to blow leaves hither and thither they can wait for the wind. I live on the West Coast FFS!¬