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Title: He'll get off with it.
Post by: GROWLER on October 30, 2007, 01:54:07 PM: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7069289.stm

Place your bets for a happy outcome for this tosser. evil:
Title: Re: He'll get off with it.
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 01:55:56 PM: I am so happy about this. The man deserves a good slap!
Title: Re: He'll get off with it.
Post by: GROWLER on October 30, 2007, 01:57:52 PM: Yet another case in this corrupt society of ours of, do as i say, not as i do.
Bastards. sick2:
Title: Re: He'll get off with it.
Post by: Misunderstood on October 30, 2007, 03:07:31 PM: How embarrassing!

When I was employed by HMG I was told in no uncertain manner that any traffic offences I might commit would constitute a unacceptable breach of the model behaviour that my work demanded.

It could only be rectified by resignation, demotion or sacking. I believed that it fairly reflected the seriousness of breaking the protocols that I was charged to uphold and enforce and accepted it wholeheartedly.

This chappie is in an exactly similar position. He now obviously realises that there is a real world out there and for one reason or another people get distracted.

He must be prepared to pay the price.

If it does not happen then I will officially declare this country to be hopelessly corrupt and our laws meaning nothing in ensuring the fair and equitable treatment of all citizens 'without fear or favour'.

I may be quite busy soon.
Title: Re: He'll get off with it.
Post by: chuntering again on October 31, 2007, 01:12:21 PM: I'd stake my mortgage on it. All the same, I got let off for doing 52 in a 30 zone so I'm not going to throw any stones.
Title: Re: He'll get off with it.
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 31, 2007, 01:14:44 PM: Quote from: chuntering again on October 31, 2007, 01:12:21 PM
I got let off for doing 52 in a 30 zone.

Are you a Copper then?
Title: Re: He'll get off with it.
Post by: chuntering again on October 31, 2007, 01:15:59 PM: By no means. I was suitably contrite and had my wife and daughter in the car, so he took pity.
Title: Re: He'll get off with it.
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 01:19:34 PM: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Mrs Nick just called. She was done AGAIN for speeding this morning. 9 points on the licence now point: point: point:
Title: Re: He'll get off with it.
Post by: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 01:24:27 PM: You won't be laughing when you have to drive her everywhere! point:
Title: Re: He'll get off with it.
Post by: chuntering again on October 31, 2007, 01:25:40 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 01:24:27 PM
You won't be laughing when you have to drive her everywhere! point:

And they put the insurance premium up again. noooo:
Title: Re: He'll get off with it.
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 01:25:46 PM: The irony is that I drive at about 100 mph everywhere and have a clean licence, she moves about like a snail on MOgadon and gets caught time and again.
Title: Re: He'll get off with it.
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 01:26:14 PM: Quote from: chuntering again on October 31, 2007, 01:25:40 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 01:24:27 PM
You won't be laughing when you have to drive her everywhere! point:

And they put the insurance premium up again. noooo:

Good point. I must tell here that! evil:
Title: Re: He'll get off with it.
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2007, 02:16:31 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 31, 2007, 01:14:44 PM
Quote from: chuntering again on October 31, 2007, 01:12:21 PM
I got let off for doing 52 in a 30 zone.

Are you a Copper then?

A freemason silly. ::)
Title: Re: He'll get off with it.
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 31, 2007, 02:20:39 PM: Surely a silly Freemason. ;)
Title: Re: He'll get off with it.
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2007, 02:22:43 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 31, 2007, 02:20:39 PM
Surely a silly Freemason. ;)

Either way fits.
Title: Re: He'll get off with it.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 31, 2007, 05:16:03 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2007, 02:22:43 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 31, 2007, 02:20:39 PM
Surely a silly Freemason. ;)

Either way fits.

Does it by Jove!

Are you hiding a secret we should know DS?
Title: Re: He'll get off with it.
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2007, 05:23:22 PM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 31, 2007, 05:16:03 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2007, 02:22:43 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 31, 2007, 02:20:39 PM
Surely a silly Freemason. ;)

Either way fits.

Does it by Jove!

Are you hiding a secret we should know DS?

I Sir, am not a Freemason, but I couldn't tell you anyway. ;)
Title: Re: He'll get off with it.
Post by: Shy Talk on October 31, 2007, 08:34:23 PM: Quote from: chuntering again on October 31, 2007, 01:12:21 PM
I'd stake my mortgage on it. All the same, I got let off for doing 52 in a 30 zone so I'm not going to throw any stones.

You a cuntstable of the lor too?? rubschin:
Title: Re: He'll get off with it.
Post by: chuntering again on November 01, 2007, 04:00:28 PM: The thought of the Freemasons admitting a scruffy git like me does take a certain leap of imagination. alien

Besides, I've never carved a stone in my life.