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Title: Most Haunted
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2007, 08:51:25 AM
I wandered into the room while Mrs DS (#3) and her chum were watching this last night.

Ten minutes of my life were wasted waiting for the gags. There were none, it is supposed to be serious! eeek:

What kind of people are taken in by this sort of tosh?

I was invited to leave the room after a part where the woman says "If there are any Astral Beings here, please make a sound" and in the ensuing tense silence, blew a loud fart on the back of my hand. redface:
Title: Re: Most Haunted
Post by: GROWLER on October 31, 2007, 09:09:56 AM


What kind of people are taken in by this sort of tosh?



Wimmin. ::)
Title: Re: Most Haunted
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 31, 2007, 10:01:02 AM
With Yvette Fielding and Derek Acorah... cussing: cussing: cussing:

That is one program that should, for the good of all mankind suffer an intense napalm attack whilst being filmed.
Title: Re: Most Haunted
Post by: TG on October 31, 2007, 10:02:51 AM
Derek Acorah, apart from being one of the most annoying bastards on TV is also (you wont believe this) a fake.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16303507&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=spooky-truth--tv-s-most-haunted-con-exposed-tv--name_page.html

I'd like to kill him and see if he haunts me.
Title: Re: Most Haunted
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2007, 10:18:36 AM
Why is it all done with night-vision stuff?

So the ghosties can't see them or the film crew? ::)
Title: Re: Most Haunted
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 31, 2007, 10:31:01 AM
Why is it all done with night-vision stuff?

So the ghosties can't see them or the film crew? ::)

Would you kindly leave me out of this?

The man's a buffoon - I totally ignore him and most of his ilk. It's just pandering to a gullible viewing public and there is no way on this earth (or my spectral haunts) that I would give him the pleasure of showing myself!

OK?
Title: Re: Most Haunted
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2007, 10:44:19 AM
I wandered into the room while Mrs DS (#3) and her chum were watching this last night.

Ten minutes of my life were wasted waiting for the gags. There were none, it is supposed to be serious! eeek:

What kind of people are taken in by this sort of tosh?

I was invited to leave the room after a part where the woman says "If there are any Astral Beings here, please make a sound" and in the ensuing tense silence, blew a loud fart on the back of my hand. redface:
;D
Did they jump?
Title: Re: Most Haunted
Post by: Berek on October 31, 2007, 11:07:11 AM
Most Haunted was exposed as bollocks years ago, the film crew make most of the noises.

theres no ghosts, no afterlife, just black

ask Tony Soprano..

oh, you cant

did I say I was going to New York next week ??
Title: Re: Most Haunted
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 31, 2007, 11:40:27 AM
Most Haunted was exposed as bollocks years ago, the film crew make most of the noises.

theres no ghosts, no afterlife, just black

ask Tony Soprano..

oh, you cant

did I say I was going to New York next week ??

Totally agree and yes you did tell you're going to NY. Which bit? it's a big place.
Title: Re: Most Haunted
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2007, 12:14:33 PM
did I say I was going to New York next week ??

Do they still run "Hobo Exchange" then?
Title: Re: Most Haunted
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 12:17:04 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Most Haunted
Post by: TG on October 31, 2007, 08:54:57 PM
I have just been informed I am watching the Halloween special tonight.

Pity me.

 sad24:

And Leicester are losing to Chelsea. My cup runneth over.
Title: Re: Most Haunted
Post by: Shy Talk on October 31, 2007, 09:06:35 PM
I wandered into the room while Mrs DS (#3) and her chum were watching this last night.

Ten minutes of my life were wasted waiting for the gags. There were none, it is supposed to be serious! eeek:

What kind of people are taken in by this sort of tosh?

I was invited to leave the room after a part where the woman says "If there are any Astral Beings here, please make a sound" and in the ensuing tense silence, blew a loud fart on the back of my hand. redface:


blew a loud fart on the back of my hand. Did you tuck your hand down the back of your undies .?? rubschin:
Title: Re: Most Haunted
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2007, 12:00:37 AM
I wandered into the room while Mrs DS (#3) and her chum were watching this last night.

Ten minutes of my life were wasted waiting for the gags. There were none, it is supposed to be serious! eeek:

What kind of people are taken in by this sort of tosh?

I was invited to leave the room after a part where the woman says "If there are any Astral Beings here, please make a sound" and in the ensuing tense silence, blew a loud fart on the back of my hand. redface:


blew a loud fart on the back of my hand. Did you tuck your hand down the back of your undies .?? rubschin:

My hand never leaves there after dinner.
Title: Re: Most Haunted
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 01, 2007, 01:50:00 PM
The sign of a true gentleman.. Huzzah sir, huzzah!