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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: tel on October 31, 2007, 01:39:24 PM
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University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytooestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer men could turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a two hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1.) Gained weight
2.) Talked excessively without making sense
3.) Became overly emotional
4.) Couldn't drive
5.) Failed to think rationally
6.) Argued over nothing
7.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
No further testing was considered necessary
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