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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: holly on April 20, 2007, 01:01:12 PM

Title: Knock knock
Post by: holly on April 20, 2007, 01:01:12 PM: Anybody home?

Look at the aray of buttons!
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2007, 07:09:21 AM: Welcome!

Where is your avatar tho? It can be up to 150 x 150!

I?ll make you an administrator and you can play with the settings? ;)
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: holly on April 24, 2007, 10:16:54 AM: Will get the avatar sorted when I have a mo!

Although, yours does appear to require scrolling!
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2007, 10:28:14 AM: Scrolling??? ???

Looks fine on mine ? what is your screen resolution set to? :'(
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: holly on April 24, 2007, 09:49:17 PM: Fuck knows. But it isn't my screen it is just your avatar. It has a little scrolly wheel underneath it. Both at home on the teeny tiny laptop and at work on my huge great big screen.
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2007, 10:10:26 AM: Quote from: holly on April 24, 2007, 09:49:17 PM
Fuck knows. But it isn't my screen it is just your avatar. It has a little scrolly wheel underneath it. Both at home on the teeny tiny laptop and at work on my huge great big screen.
My dear girl, which site do you think you are on??? :o

Post an avatar (anything will do) and we can see if it is a problem with the site or my incompetence?
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: holly on April 25, 2007, 11:35:17 AM: It was my fault. I didn't have the window fully open.

Thought I would try out some new avatars. :)
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2007, 11:58:49 AM: Quote from: holly on April 25, 2007, 11:35:17 AM
It was my fault. I didn't have the window fully open.

Thought I would try out some new avatars. :)
Moderators, moderators!

Move this thread to bra clips immediately? oh. :-[
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2007, 12:02:01 PM: Why did you smite me? >:(
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2007, 12:10:35 PM: What does this do (teletype button)?
this is in the centre?
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: holly on April 25, 2007, 12:22:06 PM: I smote you because I could. I wanted to see what would happen. :-[

I think I might like this one
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2007, 12:36:14 PM: Quote from: holly on April 25, 2007, 12:22:06 PM
I smote you because I could. I wanted to see what would happen. :-[

I think I might like this one
Its got loads of features? in June Version 2.0 is released which should be most excellent (and is why I really chose it?

http://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php?topic=163438.0 (http://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php?topic=163438.0)

~~I wish I hadn't typed this...~~

Coool!
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: holly on April 25, 2007, 02:05:33 PM: Are we a bit sad? Playing with type alone. :-\
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2007, 02:17:55 PM: Quote from: holly on April 25, 2007, 02:05:33 PM
Are we a bit sad? Playing with type alone. :-\
A little? but I ?spec there will be more along soon? ;)
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Snoopy on April 26, 2007, 10:09:39 AM: Here comes the cavalry ;D

I'll sort an avatar and all the rest later (worra lorra buttons!!)
Must dash ~ deadlines to meet.
Mxxx
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2007, 10:16:22 AM: I only dropped in to check out Holly's new Avatart(t)
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: holly on April 26, 2007, 10:16:56 AM: Hello there matey!

Well, better or worse than the other one? :)
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2007, 10:22:54 AM: lESS dOCTOR wHO ISH!!

sHIT NOW MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK!
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Snoopy on April 26, 2007, 10:31:28 AM: Somethings never change! ::)
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: holly on April 26, 2007, 10:48:30 AM: I'm still gobsmacked that Nick managed to get an avatar up without a thread dedicated to helping him!
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2007, 10:48:58 AM: What is this Smite button thingy?
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: holly on April 26, 2007, 10:54:13 AM: As far as I can work out. If you like someone you praise them, if not you smite them. I smote CG but somehow he seems to have lots of karma. :o More than the number of members. Me thinks there is trickery afoot!
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2007, 12:41:12 PM: Quote from: holly on April 26, 2007, 10:54:13 AM
As far as I can work out. If you like someone you praise them, if not you smite them. I smote CG but somehow he seems to have lots of karma. :o More than the number of members. Me thinks there is trickery afoot!
:-[
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: holly on April 26, 2007, 12:45:03 PM: You shouldn't really be able to applaud yourself now should you? :)
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2007, 12:46:47 PM: Quote from: holly on April 26, 2007, 12:45:03 PM
You shouldn't really be able to applaud yourself now should you? :)
It?s an administrative trick? ;)
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: holly on April 26, 2007, 03:09:37 PM: so it is! ;)
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2007, 03:30:26 PM: Quote from: holly on April 26, 2007, 03:09:37 PM
so it is! ;)
Bugger! >:(
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Snoopy on April 26, 2007, 03:49:19 PM: I "smote" over Holly's avatar until my wrist ached :-[ But she only went down to 9999.
That's the last time I smite over you my girl ~ from now on you can do it.
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: holly on April 26, 2007, 03:51:56 PM: You can only applaud or smite once an hour. How will you boys cope!?! :o
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2007, 03:55:08 PM: Quote from: Malcolm on April 26, 2007, 03:49:19 PM
I "smote" over Holly's avatar until my wrist ached
:o
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Snoopy on April 26, 2007, 04:08:52 PM: Quote from: CyprusGrump on April 26, 2007, 03:55:08 PM
Quote from: Malcolm on April 26, 2007, 03:49:19 PM
I "smote" over Holly's avatar until my wrist ached
:o

I stroked over your applaud button five times and scored a hit with each one. Sorry board abuse ~ I know.:-[
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2007, 04:11:44 PM: Quote from: Malcolm on April 26, 2007, 04:08:52 PM
Quote from: CyprusGrump on April 26, 2007, 03:55:08 PM
Quote from: Malcolm on April 26, 2007, 03:49:19 PM
I "smote" over Holly's avatar until my wrist ached
:o

I stroked over your applaud button five times and scored a hit with each one. Sorry board abuse ~ I know.:-[
Good man ;)
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Misunderstood on April 28, 2007, 10:43:25 AM: Looks like fun. I've been here an hour and got disqualified seven times and no karma :-\

A bum deal.

Now I gotta go out. see you later...

Bows out of the undignified scramble to gain post count rolleyes:
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Snoopy on April 28, 2007, 11:42:48 AM: Wey Hey! The cat found it's way home!
Super ~ things are looking up ~~already~~ Strike that ~ it makes me sound like my MiL
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2007, 12:02:47 PM: Quote from: Malcolm on April 28, 2007, 11:42:48 AM
Wey Hey! The cat found it's way home!
Super ~ things are looking up ~~already~~ Strike that ~ it makes me sound like my MiL
Your Karma is going off the scale too! thumbsup:
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Snoopy on April 28, 2007, 03:30:50 PM: dogrun:

Two cats now ~ that'll sort those bloody mice out!

Wonder what they're like with spiders??
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2007, 03:33:30 PM: Do we need more ?cat? emoticons? :hmh:

Or perhaps some ?spider? ones? confused:
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Snoopy on April 28, 2007, 03:48:15 PM: Quote from: CyprusGrump on April 28, 2007, 03:33:30 PM
Do we need more ‘cat’ emoticons? :hmh:

Or perhaps some ‘spider’ ones? confused:

Cat Emot's? No ~ The puss comes fully loaded.

Spiders? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo! (As Holly would say were she here)
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2007, 03:53:43 PM: Quote from: Malcolm on April 28, 2007, 03:48:15 PM
Quote from: CyprusGrump on April 28, 2007, 03:33:30 PM
Do we need more ‘cat’ emoticons? :hmh:

Or perhaps some ‘spider’ ones? confused:

Cat Emot's? No ~ The puss comes fully loaded.

Spiders? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo! (As Holly would say were she here)
In that case... spider: spider: spider: spider: spider: razz:
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Misunderstood on April 28, 2007, 03:56:41 PM: If truth be told we're not fussed on spiders - especially when they are bigger than us... :o

Where is that soggy moggy?
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Snoopy on April 28, 2007, 03:57:37 PM: Ahh! Thats fairly friendly ~ Well at least it isn't moving about eeek:

What I am now looking for is an emot' of a large slipper with which to beat it to death.
P'raps if I jump up and down on it Angry9:
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Snoopy on April 28, 2007, 04:02:10 PM: Quote from: Bouncer on April 28, 2007, 03:56:41 PM
If truth be told we're not fussed on spiders - especially when they are bigger than us... :o

Where is that soggy moggy?

Somewhere in the undergrowth I expect ... put out a saucer of cream or something.
It worked last time someone was silly enough to say V....E....T
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2007, 04:07:17 PM: Bugger ? I can?t find a ?huge spider? smiley or a ?slipper? smiley. Angry9:

Holly is prolly watching Dr. Who videos anyway. scared:
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: holly on April 28, 2007, 04:22:16 PM: You BASTARD!!!

I may well be unable to visit here if that is the sort of behaviour I can look forward to!
confused1:

And Dr Who isn't on yet! redface:
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2007, 04:33:03 PM: Quote from: holly on April 28, 2007, 04:22:16 PM
You BASTARD!!!

I may well be unable to visit here if that is the sort of behaviour I can look forward to!
confused1:

And Dr Who isn't on yet! redface:

It?s worse than that ? one of the new members* thinks this should be a topless forum as far as you are concerned? eeek:

I think we?re going to need a naughty dungeon or something. spider: spider:

*It was Malcolm
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Snoopy on April 28, 2007, 04:45:38 PM: I may be old but I can read small writing ~ Fink!
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2007, 04:46:50 PM: Quote from: Malcolm on April 28, 2007, 04:45:38 PM
I may be old but I can read small writing ~ Fink!
redface:
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2007, 05:18:13 PM: Quote from: holly on April 28, 2007, 04:22:16 PM
You BASTARD!!!

I may well be unable to visit here if that is the sort of behaviour I can look forward to!
confused1:

And Dr Who isn't on yet! redface:

I found this for you! whip:
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: holly on April 28, 2007, 05:33:49 PM: Now that will most absolutely come in handy thumbsup:
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Snoopy on April 28, 2007, 05:34:44 PM: You ~ You ~ You ~ What she called you surrender:
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2007, 06:07:58 PM: Quote from: holly on April 28, 2007, 05:33:49 PM
Now that will most absolutely come in handy thumbsup:
Another one for you... violent073:
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Sour Puss on April 28, 2007, 07:03:17 PM: Well I knocked Banghead and knocked noooo: and in the end it payed off cloud9: What do all those buttons do? :hmh: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2FHoly4Sheep.gif&hash=ade95413a9c551b3d46daa721a30c5c6587dfc58) Where is the (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2FY_CAT_%7E14.gif&hash=3088cb89d75ed8145751356a3f3a6340089e06ce) emoticon you promised?
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Misunderstood on April 28, 2007, 07:09:17 PM: You'll have to figure out the buttons for yourself, I don't know - Except that [smite] means demerits and works on the Barman's account only.

As for the smilies, I think you were expected to BYO. Or so according to Snoopy....
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Sour Puss on April 28, 2007, 07:22:15 PM: Quote from: Bouncer on April 28, 2007, 07:09:17 PM

As for the smilies, I think you were expected to BYO. Or so according to Snoopy....

Thanks, I will go and look for a few more. If my avatar is offensive to anyone just say so. I cannot find my pussy at the moment, I will keep looking, and I guess whilst we are not overcrowded it will do.
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2007, 05:33:46 AM: Um, I rather like it? redface:

As for emoticons, we can add any number to the standard set but I suggest we prune it down by common consent. See the ?Brains Trust? thread on the subject. wink:
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2008, 03:04:25 PM: Knock knock
Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 08, 2008, 03:15:19 PM: Go away!