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Title: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 01:39:41 PM
For those who missed it

Lost the court case. Accused of duplicity and bullying. 4 of us sent in simultaneous letters of complaint to CEO. "She no longer works for this organisation"

RESULT happ096
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 01:48:12 PM
BRAVO!!!!

Excellent!!!

Will you get paid now?
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 01:51:16 PM
Yup. And the guy who went to court is getting compensation.

It's party time!
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 01:54:53 PM
Yup. And the guy who went to court is getting compensation.

It's party time!

Woo Hoo!!! Drinks are on you!  lol:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 01:57:20 PM
Pastis and I are meeting, praps, in London in about three weeks.........You would be briefly welcome spider:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 01:58:09 PM
Will check the diary.
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 01:59:28 PM
IIRC correctly I am FLYING there on the 22nd November and will be in the Alma in Wandsworth on the afternoon of the 23rd prior to FLYING back oop north
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 02:01:27 PM
Let me know when you know and I will check. Although I am getting terribly booked up now ahead of Christmas.
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 02:02:38 PM
Let me know when you know and I will check. Although I am getting terribly booked up now ahead of Christmas.

I just told you you daft bat. And Xmas does not start in November


Wimmin noooo:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 02:04:33 PM
You said IIRC, well what if you haven't?

When you have the various factions of friends that I have and the extended family and the amount of just before and just after Christmas birthdays and the fact that we are trying to organise all this between at least three countries, I start just after November 7th.
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 02:05:40 PM
And end in February, no doubt

DS: Send Turkeys (not to me obviously - I ordered my GOOSE last night)
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 02:12:24 PM
No ends on January 31st. My birthday shall not be sullied by Christmas!
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 02:13:30 PM
When is your birthday? I have 2 star signs! (Cusp)
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 02:16:17 PM
New Years Day
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 02:18:25 PM
January 20th
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 02:20:53 PM
Day before Brother Wench's.
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 02:21:44 PM
Twins and a long labour then. Your poor mother noooo:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 02:25:10 PM
Twins and a long labour then. Your poor mother noooo:

A year and three weeks between us. Not ideal in way shape or form really.
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Pastis on October 31, 2007, 04:09:12 PM
IIRC correctly I am FLYING there on the 22nd November and will be in the Alma in Wandsworth on the afternoon of the 23rd prior to FLYING back oop north

Noted & in the diary. A Friday afternoon - the day after Thanksgiving; quite appropriate given the thread title  ;)
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: GROWLER on October 31, 2007, 07:04:48 PM

Day before Brother Wench's.

No. i'm a wumman and I can therefore change my mind, so.......

A year and three weeks between us.

 


Ey?

You just said 2 post previously like.....what is the point ey? ::)
You are a wooly headed duffer, yes? rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 07:40:36 PM
Growler is also bonkers
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: GROWLER on October 31, 2007, 07:55:16 PM
Growler is also bonkers

Sez the 'little village somewhere in the north west' residents very own barm pot. ::)
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 08:48:20 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 08:41:47 AM
Growler is also bonkers

I thought my post was perfectly clear.  eeek:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: GROWLER on November 01, 2007, 09:06:28 AM
Growler is also bonkers

I thought my post was perfectly clear.  eeek:

They were individually. Combined they are twoddle.
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: GROWLER on November 01, 2007, 09:09:46 AM
evil:

Harsh maybe, but true. happy088

You know me. Say it how it is with scant regard for others feelings.
Better that way than talkin' shite all the time i say.
Sometimes it really is best knowing the truth though you know. Cruel to be kind and all that stuff. You'll really appreciate my frankness one day you raging barkin' looney nutter. alien
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2007, 09:11:32 AM
Say it how it is with scant regard for others feelings.
Better that way than talkin' shite all the time i say.

Don't you think doing both in the same thread is a bit over the top though?  ;)
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 09:15:30 AM
evil:

Harsh maybe, but true. happy088

You know me. Say it how it is with scant regard for others feelings.
Better that way than talkin' shite all the time i say.
Sometimes it really is best knowing the truth though you know. Cruel to be kind and all that stuff. You'll really appreciate my frankness one day you raging barkin' looney nutter. alien

Laast time I give you any apples evil:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 09:25:25 AM
My birthday is the 1st.
Nick's is the 20th.
Brother Wench's is the 21st.

Therefore Nick's is the day before Brother Wench's and there are a year and three weeks between my birth date and my Brother's.

How is what I wrote before not that?  eeek:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 09:26:44 AM
What has my birthday got to do with it?
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 09:29:25 AM
What has my birthday got to do with it?

I don't know. Apparently my posts about birthdays were nonsensical.
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: GROWLER on November 01, 2007, 09:30:02 AM
evil:

Harsh maybe, but true. happy088

You know me. Say it how it is with scant regard for others feelings.
Better that way than talkin' shite all the time i say.
Sometimes it really is best knowing the truth though you know. Cruel to be kind and all that stuff. You'll really appreciate my frankness one day you raging barkin' looney nutter. alien

Laast time I give you any apples evil:

Nah, you luv me really....in a manly huggy type way. cloud9:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 09:30:18 AM
Quote
I don't know. Apparently my posts about birthdays were nonsensical.
And remain so. Mrs Nick is December 5th, which makes her older than me. I am officially her toy boy. rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: GROWLER on November 01, 2007, 09:34:35 AM
What has my birthday got to do with it?

I don't know. Apparently my posts about birthdays were nonsensical.

Correct.
1 post brother Wenchs' birthday is just one day later or earlier or summat, then 2 post later a 3 week gap appears. ::)
Just explain yerself more clearly like in future, ok?


Wimmin ey? Do yer swede in. ::)
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 09:35:43 AM
I still think they are twins and one got stuck or summat. Hell, I was in there for 10 months!
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 09:39:39 AM
What has my birthday got to do with it?

I don't know. Apparently my posts about birthdays were nonsensical.

Correct.
1 post brother Wenchs' birthday is just one day later or earlier or summat, then 2 post later a 3 week gap appears. ::)
Just explain yerself more clearly like in future, ok?


Wimmin ey? Do yer swede in. ::)

One day later than NICK'S birthday not mine.  ::)
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: tel on November 01, 2007, 09:51:22 AM
This is all bollox.

Post dates as dd/mm/yy (if you dare) and all will be revealed. Simple enough?
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2007, 09:54:08 AM
 scared2:
01/06/1960
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 09:55:02 AM
20/01/1955

Wenchy?
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2007, 09:58:56 AM
20/01/1955

Wenchy?
01/01/78 Prolly  whistle:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:00:39 AM
Wrong so there!

01/01/79
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: tel on November 01, 2007, 10:02:34 AM
See, nearly sorted out now.
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: GROWLER on November 01, 2007, 10:02:41 AM
What has my birthday got to do with it?

I don't know. Apparently my posts about birthdays were nonsensical.

Correct.
1 post brother Wenchs' birthday is just one day later or earlier or summat, then 2 post later a 3 week gap appears. ::)
Just explain yerself more clearly like in future, ok?


Wimmin ey? Do yer swede in. ::)

One day later than NICK'S birthday not mine.  ::)

Well that NOT how it read it to me, you female version of Nick you. ::)

My swede is now totally cabbaged. Banghead
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:03:51 AM
Growler is so easy to confuse. Sad really. If he comes this way soon I will let him try my Membrillo!
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:05:08 AM
Growler is so easy to confuse. Sad really. If he comes this way soon I will let him try my Membrillo!

If you think you are allergic to quince and you've eaten it then, are your insides itchy?  eeek:




It made total sense to Nick and I Growler.  eeek:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:08:10 AM
No, the external application caused side effects, the internal application seems trouble free (so far)
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: GROWLER on November 01, 2007, 10:08:44 AM
Growler is so easy to confuse. Sad really. If he comes this way soon I will let him try my Membrillo!






It made total sense to Nick and I Growler.  eeek:

Yea, because you were talkin' about each other.
Only you two understand each other, cus you both talk shite in the main like. ::)
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:09:53 AM
No, the external application caused side effects, the internal application seems trouble free (so far)

It used to give my Dad the shits.  eeek:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:10:01 AM
No Membrillo for you then, Growler. I also have a large hunk of Manchego that you can't have either. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: GROWLER on November 01, 2007, 10:10:06 AM
No, the external application caused side effects, the internal application seems trouble free (so far)


SEE?!

SHITE! ::)

I rest me case. ::)
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:10:57 AM
I gave him some turron to try to and he complained it was "claggy" noooo:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2007, 10:12:52 AM
I am still confused, is Nick Wenchie's older brother or not?
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2007, 10:13:38 AM
I am still confused, is Nick Wenchie's older brother or not?
yes...
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:13:57 AM
Not as far as I am aware, unless Pop Wench had an adulterous encounter with my mother ("Hello Sailor" etc)
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: GROWLER on November 01, 2007, 10:15:38 AM
I am still confused.

Do you know DA, I'm SO glad. happy088

Bunch o' doghnuts. ::)
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:15:55 AM
Not as far as I am aware, unless Pop Wench had an adulterous encounter with my mother ("Hello Sailor" etc)

With my Dad anything was possible.  ::)
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:16:28 AM
I am still confused.

Do you know DA, I'm SO glad. happy088

Bunch o' doghnuts. ::)

Who is DA?
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: GROWLER on November 01, 2007, 10:16:49 AM
I gave him some turron to try to and he complained it was "claggy" noooo:

Just an observation.  ::)
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: GROWLER on November 01, 2007, 10:18:06 AM
I am still confused.

Do you know DA, I'm SO glad. happy088

Bunch o' doghnuts. ::)

Who is DA?


I meant DS, ok?

YOU and that WENCH have done me crust in in here this mornin' evil:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2007, 10:18:20 AM
Not as far as I am aware, unless Pop Wench had an adulterous encounter with my mother ("Hello Sailor" etc)
Was your mother in the WRNS?
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:21:14 AM
Not as far as I am aware, unless Pop Wench had an adulterous encounter with my mother ("Hello Sailor" etc)
Was your mother in the WRNS?

No. Too young!

Turron is yummy! You clearly have no appreciation for the finer things in life Growler!  noooo:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2007, 10:27:42 AM
Not as far as I am aware, unless Pop Wench had an adulterous encounter with my mother ("Hello Sailor" etc)
Was your mother in the WRNS?

No. Too young!
doh:

Not your mother, Nick's. noooo:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:29:41 AM
Not as far as I am aware, unless Pop Wench had an adulterous encounter with my mother ("Hello Sailor" etc)
Was your mother in the WRNS?

No. Too young!
doh:

Not your mother, Nick's. noooo:

 redface:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:30:22 AM
No, my mother spent her war years selling buildings insurance eeek:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:40:42 AM
Quote
No ends on January 31st. My birthday shall not be sullied by Christmas!

And her birthday is Jan 1st.

You work it out noooo:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:41:49 AM
Quote
No ends on January 31st. My birthday shall not be sullied by Christmas!

And her birthday is Jan 1st.

You work it out noooo:

Opps.  redface: Obviously I meant December 31st.  redface:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:42:21 AM
Growler was right point:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:42:36 AM
Growler was right point:

He was wasn't he.  redface:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:44:22 AM
He can have the Manchego and Membrillo then!

Prolly tell me it's all "claggy, like"


I shall read him some Anglo Saxon poetry while he "enjoys" it. Have to give him a bit of culture, like, poor chap
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: tel on November 01, 2007, 10:44:41 AM
I give in. How can something (someone?) so simple cause so much confusion?
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:44:56 AM
He can have the Manchego and Membrillo then!

Prolly tell me it's all "claggy, like"


I shall read him some Anglo Saxon poetry while he "enjoys" it. Have to give him a bit of culture, like, poor chap

It'll be wasted on him.  noooo:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:46:03 AM
Most things are. Wonder how Mrs Growler's head is now. The cubs are funny, give him hell, like! ;D
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2007, 10:46:46 AM
I give in. How can something (someone?) so simple cause so much confusion?
Beyond me it is. noooo:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:47:19 AM
I give in. How can something (someone?) so simple cause so much confusion?
Beyond me it is. noooo:

I'm like sorry like.  redface:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Berek on November 01, 2007, 10:57:17 AM
Did I mention i'm going to New York next week ?
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:58:00 AM
I don't think so. Are you sure they will let you in?
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2007, 11:00:08 AM
Did I mention i'm going to Newark next week ?
You must be ecstatic.
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 11:00:56 AM
It has a ruined castle.

Will be after Berek has been there anyway.............
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Berek on November 01, 2007, 11:04:26 AM
I don't think so. Are you sure they will let you in?

I happen to be quite well known Stateside.. whistle:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 11:05:03 AM
Read "Notorious"
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2007, 11:49:10 AM
I don't think so. Are you sure they will let you in?

I happen to be quite well known Stateside.. whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.september11news.com%2FOsamsBinLaden2Lrg.jpg&hash=69df4925ebcbbe6463cee3c576a5a69a1c57b65e)

They do have a long memory for some foreigners. whistle:
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: GROWLER on November 01, 2007, 05:44:28 PM
Did I mention i'm going to New York next week ?


YES! Several times. ::)

Me 'ed is totally ballooned now reading all this shite. Why can't some of yous...namely Nick and Wenchiano.... just talk stuff that we can all understand like ey? Banghead
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 07:32:08 PM
Que?
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: GROWLER on November 01, 2007, 09:49:12 PM
Que?

Do you know something? YOU are REALLY starting to get right on my tits with this bloody 'QUE?' all the time. evil:





you watch. if he doesn't read this his reply will be.... que?


Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 02, 2007, 08:25:02 AM
Que?

Do you know something? YOU are REALLY starting to get right on my tits with this bloody 'QUE?' all the time. evil:





you watch. if he doesn't read this his reply will be.... que?

Cosa?
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 02, 2007, 08:41:21 AM
Wha?  eeek: Like.
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: GROWLER on November 02, 2007, 08:45:49 AM
Que?

Do you know something? YOU are REALLY starting to get right on my tits with this bloody 'QUE?' all the time. evil:





you watch. if he doesn't read this his reply will be.... que?

Cosa?

Yea. Made by Vauxhall for chavs with a Spanish accent.
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2007, 08:15:40 PM
That's it .... I can take no more of you lot today. You're all barking bloody mad.

It really is nice to get back with people I can understand  cloud9:

See yez in the morning.
Title: Re: Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2007, 08:16:17 PM
PS ~ Jolly good news about Miss Whiplash.