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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Berek on November 01, 2007, 11:39:44 AM
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a frog !!!
The bugger was sat there next to the dog's water bowl !! eeek:
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Inside? HOw do they do that?
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Inside? HOw do they do that?
Frogs or Dogs?
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The back door was open.. rubschin:
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The back door was open.. rubschin:
Wasn't that Michael Barrymore's excuse?
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BOOM BOOM
Beat me to it eveilgrin:
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We had a snake next to our dog's water bowl... whistle:
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Whose?
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Whose?
No, definately a snake... noooo:
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Venomous or the tying up sort?
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Venomous or the tying up sort?
Venomous... scared2:
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Venomous or the tying up sort?
Bit tricky tying up a snake I'd have thought. Getting them to stay still long enough for a good granny would be difficult. Though, if you meant tying up as in dogs outside supermarkets, that would be even harder as they have no discernible neck!
And no way would I even attempt to tie up a venomous one! Far too dangerous in my opinion - make sure the Boy doesn't try it!
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We saw a Boa in Granada last week. They are the tying up sort, as we learnt to our cost noooo:
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We saw a Boa in Granada last week. They are the tying up sort, as we learnt to our cost noooo:
Tell!
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He has a big toy snake and used nit to tie up his GF the other day, inspired by his meeting with a Boa.
Smacks all round noooo:
Don't strangle your GF with a snake, I say!
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eeek:
Soooo many things in that post are disturbing!
eeek:
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Normal here!
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Normal here!
Which in itself is disturbing!
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I don't shag in airline toilets or get caught in x ray machines with love balls or whatever................ eveilgrin:
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I don't shag in airline toilets or get caught in x ray machines with love balls or whatever................ eveilgrin:
redface:
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Tee, hee.
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I have other skeletons in my closet though ;D
Don't we all?
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I have other skeletons in my closet though ;D
Don't we all?
Some seem to have more than others.
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I have other skeletons in my closet though ;D
Don't we all?
Some seem to have more than others.
And somehow I can't quite see Nick in a 'love balls' episode!
(Though they would probably fit his fundamental orifice - don't know what pleasure he'd derive from it though)
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evil:
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I don't shag in airline toilets or get caught in x ray machines with love balls or whatever................ eveilgrin:
I don't have any love balls stories but I have been a member of the mile high club since 1964.
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Per Ardua Ad Astra and all that.
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I don't shag in airline toilets or get caught in x ray machines with love balls or whatever................ eveilgrin:
I don't have any love balls stories but I have been a member of the mile high club since 1964.
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Per Ardua Ad Astra and all that.
DAD ?? eeek: eeek:
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Only if your mother was a WAAF. lol:
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I don't shag in airline toilets or get caught in x ray machines with love balls or whatever................ eveilgrin:
I don't have any love balls stories but I have been a member of the mile high club since 1964.
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Per Ardua Ad Astra and all that.
A bit drafty on the wing of that Tiger Moth was it?
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Twas in the galley of a Comet IV somewhere over the Bay of Biscay ~ Oh the romance of it all. cloud9:
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Twas in the galley of a Comet IV somewhere over the Bay of Biscay ~ Oh the romance of it all. cloud9:
Think yourself lucky the window didn't blow out - weren't Comets notorious for falling out of the sky due to the windows going pop or somesuch?
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Twas in the galley of a Comet IV somewhere over the Bay of Biscay ~ Oh the romance of it all. cloud9:
Think yourself lucky the window didn't blow out - weren't Comets notorious for falling out of the sky due to the windows going pop or somesuch?
They prolly sorted it by MK IV although the damage was done by then...
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What is this thread about?
oH YES, FROGS.
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Listen pal ~ planes I worked on never broke that badly.
Actually the RAF Transport Command had a very good safety record. We never had a Comet II or IV fall out of the sky.
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Not willy waving you understand but I renewed my membership in a Britannia over Berlin
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And gained the hat trick in a Hercules C130 somewhere above the Channel Islands
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In fact you could say that my career with Transport Command was a fvcking good time
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Listen pal ~ planes I worked on never broke that badly.
Actually the RAF Transport Command had a very good safety record. We never had a Comet II or IV fall out of the sky.
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Not willy waving you understand but I renewed my membership in a Britannia over Berlin
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And gained the hat trick in a Hercules C130 somewhere above the Channel Islands
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In fact you could say that my career with Transport Command was a fvcking good time
worthy: worthy: worthy:
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So us taxpayers are forking out for aerial bothels! noooo:
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The WAAF, on the Hercules, and I were unaware that the flight crew were watching as we romped on the cargo nets until they burst into applause as she screamed the big O. redface:
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Who was flying the plane then? eeek:
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Who was flying the plane then? eeek:
George. He wasn't interested in Snoops' display of sexual prowess! But surely, you're not surprised are you? It's a given that dog's will shag anything that moves at every opportunity!