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Title: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Berek on November 01, 2007, 11:39:44 AM
a frog !!!

The bugger was sat there next to the dog's water bowl !! eeek:
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 11:54:03 AM
Inside? HOw do they do that?
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2007, 11:54:47 AM
Inside? HOw do they do that?

Frogs or Dogs?
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Berek on November 01, 2007, 12:12:55 PM
The back door was open.. rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 01, 2007, 12:13:43 PM
The back door was open.. rubschin:

Wasn't that Michael Barrymore's excuse?
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 12:14:12 PM
BOOM BOOM






















Beat me to it eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2007, 12:53:24 PM
We had a snake next to our dog's water bowl...  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 12:58:16 PM
Whose?
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2007, 12:59:09 PM
Whose?
No, definately a snake...  noooo:
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 01:00:07 PM
Venomous or the tying up sort?
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2007, 01:03:12 PM
Venomous or the tying up sort?
Venomous...  scared2:
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 01, 2007, 01:08:36 PM
Venomous or the tying up sort?

Bit tricky tying up a snake I'd have thought. Getting them to stay still long enough for a good granny would be difficult. Though, if you meant tying up as in dogs outside supermarkets, that would be even harder as they have no discernible neck!

And no way would I even attempt to tie up a venomous one! Far too dangerous in my opinion - make sure the Boy doesn't try it!
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 01:11:20 PM
We saw a Boa in Granada last week. They are the tying up sort, as we learnt to our cost noooo:
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2007, 01:14:14 PM
We saw a Boa in Granada last week. They are the tying up sort, as we learnt to our cost noooo:
Tell!
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 01:16:08 PM
He has a big toy snake and used nit to tie up his GF the other day, inspired by his meeting with a Boa.

Smacks all round noooo:

Don't strangle your GF with a snake, I say!
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 01:16:55 PM
 eeek:

Soooo many things in that post are disturbing!

 eeek:
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 01:17:42 PM
Normal here!
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 01:20:16 PM
Normal here!

Which in itself is disturbing!
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 01:22:48 PM
I don't shag in airline toilets or get caught in x ray machines with love balls or whatever................ eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 01:23:24 PM
I don't shag in airline toilets or get caught in x ray machines with love balls or whatever................ eveilgrin:

 redface:
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: tel on November 01, 2007, 01:27:30 PM
Tee, hee.
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 01:27:36 PM
I have other skeletons in my closet though ;D

Don't we all?
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: tel on November 01, 2007, 01:28:30 PM
I have other skeletons in my closet though ;D

Don't we all?

Some seem to have more than others.
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 01, 2007, 01:45:18 PM
I have other skeletons in my closet though ;D

Don't we all?

Some seem to have more than others.

And somehow I can't quite see Nick in a 'love balls' episode!

(Though they would probably fit his fundamental orifice - don't know what pleasure he'd derive from it though)
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 01:49:43 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2007, 08:23:01 AM
I don't shag in airline toilets or get caught in x ray machines with love balls or whatever................ eveilgrin:


I don't have any love balls stories but I have been a member of the mile high club since 1964.

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Per Ardua Ad Astra and all that.
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Berek on November 03, 2007, 08:28:17 AM
I don't shag in airline toilets or get caught in x ray machines with love balls or whatever................ eveilgrin:


I don't have any love balls stories but I have been a member of the mile high club since 1964.

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Per Ardua Ad Astra and all that.

DAD ??  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2007, 08:30:01 AM
Only if your mother was a WAAF.  lol:
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2007, 01:44:36 PM
I don't shag in airline toilets or get caught in x ray machines with love balls or whatever................ eveilgrin:


I don't have any love balls stories but I have been a member of the mile high club since 1964.

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Per Ardua Ad Astra and all that.

A bit drafty on the wing of that Tiger Moth was it?
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2007, 02:08:47 PM
Twas in the galley of a Comet IV somewhere over the Bay of Biscay ~ Oh the romance of it all. cloud9:
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 03, 2007, 03:16:34 PM
Twas in the galley of a Comet IV somewhere over the Bay of Biscay ~ Oh the romance of it all. cloud9:

Think yourself lucky the window didn't blow out - weren't Comets notorious for falling out of the sky due to the windows going pop or somesuch?
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2007, 03:18:00 PM
Twas in the galley of a Comet IV somewhere over the Bay of Biscay ~ Oh the romance of it all. cloud9:

Think yourself lucky the window didn't blow out - weren't Comets notorious for falling out of the sky due to the windows going pop or somesuch?
They prolly sorted it by MK IV although the damage was done by then...
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2007, 03:29:38 PM
What is this thread about?

oH YES, FROGS.
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2007, 03:30:17 PM
Listen pal ~ planes I worked on never broke that badly.
Actually the RAF Transport Command had a very good safety record. We never had a Comet II or IV fall out of the sky.
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Not willy waving you understand but I renewed my membership in a Britannia over Berlin
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And gained the hat trick in a Hercules C130 somewhere above the Channel Islands
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In fact you could say that my career with Transport Command was a fvcking good time
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2007, 03:47:22 PM
Listen pal ~ planes I worked on never broke that badly.
Actually the RAF Transport Command had a very good safety record. We never had a Comet II or IV fall out of the sky.
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Not willy waving you understand but I renewed my membership in a Britannia over Berlin
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And gained the hat trick in a Hercules C130 somewhere above the Channel Islands
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In fact you could say that my career with Transport Command was a fvcking good time
worthy: worthy: worthy:
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2007, 03:48:49 PM
So us taxpayers are forking out for aerial bothels! noooo:
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2007, 03:50:12 PM
The WAAF, on the Hercules, and I were unaware that the flight crew were watching as we romped on the cargo nets until they burst into applause as she screamed the big O.  redface:
Title: Re: Nick had Macca in his kitchen..Berek had..
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2007, 03:50:45 PM
Who was flying the plane then? eeek:
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Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 03, 2007, 04:56:59 PM
Who was flying the plane then? eeek:

George. He wasn't interested in Snoops' display of sexual  prowess! But surely, you're not surprised are you? It's a given that dog's will shag anything that moves at every opportunity!