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Title: Growler and the Shopkeeper
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2007, 03:02:43 PM
Growler was in my local shop the other day "chatting" to the lady who runs it. Apparently I came up in the conversation.

I went in there this morning and she shot out very fast, like, and said "Oh I had a nice chat with your friend Growler the other day. Very interesting"

WTF did he, or she, say? Angry9: rubschin:
Title: Re: Growler and the Shopkeeper
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2007, 03:04:54 PM
Growler was in my local shop the other day "chatting" to the lady who runs it. Apparently I came up in the conversation.

I went in there this morning and she shot out very fast, like, and said "Oh I had a nice chat with your friend Growler the other day. Very interesting"

WTF did he, or she, say? Angry9: rubschin:
I’m surprised she could understand him like…  noooo:
Title: Re: Growler and the Shopkeeper
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2007, 03:05:21 PM
She is local, so is he, they communicated in grunts
Title: Re: Growler and the Shopkeeper
Post by: Berek on November 03, 2007, 03:06:30 PM
His actual name is Growler !!! eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Growler and the Shopkeeper
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2007, 03:06:52 PM
Of course.  ::)
Title: Re: Growler and the Shopkeeper
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2007, 03:11:43 PM
His actual name is Growler !!! eeek: eeek: eeek:
That's Mr. Growler to you...  whistle:
Title: Re: Growler and the Shopkeeper
Post by: GROWLER on November 03, 2007, 08:11:28 PM
Post 1. Nowt of any significance, other than a mutual agreement that you are in fact a nutter. whacky115

Post 2.  ::)

Post 3.  Angry9:

Post 4.  whistle:

Post 6. Correct.
Title: Re: Growler and the Shopkeeper
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2007, 06:18:34 AM
Post 7.  shrugs:
Title: Re: Growler and the Shopkeeper
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2007, 05:01:55 PM
Post 7.  shrugs:

Prost 8.  shrugs:
Title: Re: Growler and the Shopkeeper
Post by: Sour Puss on November 04, 2007, 05:13:16 PM


Prost 8.  shrugs:

You may want to get that looked at DS...   whistle:

The Prostate Examination

http://menshealth.about.com/od/prostatehealth/a/prostate_poll.htm

About.com Health's Disease and Condition content is reviewed by Kate Grossman, M.D.

At some point most men will either be offered a prostate examination as part of general health screening, or, it will be advised because of their age (usually 50+) or some problem relating to difficulty in passing urine.

Procedure
# The man is advised that a finger needs to be inserted into their rectum in order to examine the prostate gland.

# Usually the man is asked to stand, feet apart, face the examination couch and bend forward so that arms or elbows are on the couch.

# The doctor will put on a surgical glove and will cover a finger in lubricant

# The doctor will most likely say that you will feel a little pressure but no discomfort

# The finger will be inserted in a downwards angle as if pointing to the umbilicus (belly button)

# A few seconds may elapse as the doctor waits for the external sphincter muscle to relax

# You may be aware of some movement of the finger before it is removed.
The doctor will probably tell you they are going to remove their finger and then offer you some tissue to wipe the lubricant from the anus and buttocks.

What The Doctor is Examining
The doctor moves their finger in a circular motion in order to identify the lobes and groove of the prostate gland. In a normal sized prostate gland they would expect to find the prostate around 2-4 cm long and triangular in shape. They would also expect the prostate to feel firm and rubbery.

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Title: Re: Growler and the Shopkeeper
Post by: Snoopy on November 05, 2007, 08:42:41 AM
Fascinating. Thank you for that.  ::)