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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Berek on November 03, 2007, 03:35:23 PM
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remember some of these classics we all sang..
Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger
Stick them up your arse and they last a bit longer
Get away get away with William Tell
Stick a fork up his arse and he runs like hell
alien
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No, they must have been an aspect of culture in your immediate locality.
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rubschin: I have to admit that those versions do not seem to have travelled further south than Watford Gap.
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They have now spider:
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I remeber the Trebor mint one, so it went as far south as the midlands (or as far north as Barrow depending on your point of view).
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remember some of these classics we all sang..
Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger
Stick them up your arse and they last a bit longer
Get away get away with William Tell
Stick a fork up his arse and he runs like hell
alien
Oh yes, both of those and I'm from 'darn sarf'.
How 'bout...
My friend Billy had a ten foot willy,
Showed it to the girl next door,
She thought it was a snake,
And cut it with a rake,
Now it’s only five foot four.
whistle:
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The Boy has quite a repertoire of these type of things which he "sings" on car journeys. One is a version of Jingle Bells which verges on the obscene redface:
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lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJKeGQ5MD7M
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The Boy has quite a repertoire of these type of things which he "sings" on car journeys. One is a version of Jingle Bells which verges on the obscene redface:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5fnShgN5Bo
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Up above the streets and houses
Rainbow climbing high
Geoffrey sticks his cock out the window
and pisses in Bungles eye
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Up above the streets and houses
Rainbow climbing high
Geoffrey sticks his cock out the window
and pisses in Bungles eye
not that one... noooo:
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He's making them up ::)
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More likely, one of his patients is making them up… whistle:
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quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Precisely... noooo:
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When I was a youth we had no TV jingles, we had to make do with songs from musicals and movies.
An adolescent favourite of mine was:
"Nothing could be finer than to be in your vagina in the mooo--oo--oo--r-ning"
redface:
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I can't be arsed to hunt the original thread, anyway, I remembered this one last night:
A rich woman wears a bra
A poor woman just wears string
Wenchy doesnt wear anything
She just lets the buggers swing
drumroll:
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...Wenchy, Wenchy show us your leg, show us your leg, etc.
Rich girls they use Vaseline,
Poor girls they use lard,
...
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the village wenchy she was up to her usual tricks
Jumping of the mantle piece and landing on her tits eyes:
The village wenchy she was there sitting by the fire
Knitting contrceptive out of indian rubber wire . eeek:
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"It was on the good ship Venus, by God you should have seen us,
The figure head was Wenchie in bed
and the mast was barmans penis.....
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"It was on the good ship Venus, by God you should have seen us,
The figure head was Wenchie in bed
and the mast was barmans penis.....
Not much sail then?
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Four and twenty Wenchies came down from Inverness...
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"It was on the good ship Venus, by God you should have seen us,
The figure head was Wenchie in bed
and the mast was barmans penis.....
Not much sail then?
Arf!Arf! its the way you tell 'em;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Four and twenty Wenchies came down from Inverness...
And when the ball was over there were four and twenty less,
Singing "Balls to your barman, backs against the wall,
If you don't get shagged on Saturday night you'll never get shagged at all". (no chance in this bloody bar !)
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The only thing that censored: here is the beer.
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'Twas on the bridge at midnight
Sucking blackheads from her crutch
She said "sir I've never had it"
I said "no, not fucking much"...
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"It was on the good ship Venus, by God you should have seen us,
The figure head was Wenchie in bed
and the mast was barmans penis.....
Not much sail then?
evil:
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'Twas on the bridge at midnight
Sucking blackheads from her crutch
She said "sir I've never had it"
I said "no, not fucking much"...
lol: lol: lol:
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"It was on the good ship Venus, by God you should have seen us,
The figure head was Wenchie in bed
and the mast was barmans penis.....
Not much sail then?
evil:
happy100
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'Twas on the bridge at midnight
Sucking blackheads from her crutch
She said "sir I've never had it"
I said "no, not fucking much"...
T'was on the same bridge at midnight,
Throwing snowballs at the moon,
She said, "Gos, I have never had it"
Gos said, "You will have bloody soon"
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The sexual life of the Camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season he tried to bugger the Sphinx
But the Sphinx's posterior orifice was blocked by the sands of the Nile
Which explains the hump on the Camel
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.
tunble:
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"It was on the good ship Venus, by God you should have seen us,
The figure head was Wenchie in bed
and the mast was barmans penis.....
OR--------- The figure head was wenchy in bed
Chewing the barmans penis
mmmmmmmmm doubt this post will last long redface:
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The figure head was wenchy in bed
Chewing the barmans penis
mmmmmmmmm doubt this post will last long . . . .
. . . .she said. whistle:
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Cheam girls don't do that. And most definitely not to baldy girls-bike riding, bad-home brewing types...
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I do think this has gone far enough. evil:
Sorry Wenchy.
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An engineer told me before he died
That he knew a maiden with a twat so wide
That she could not be satisfied
Ah, um titty bum titty bum titty bum
So they built a bloody great wheel . . . . . . . .
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It took a coal miner.
To find her vagina
but the hairs on her dicky-dido
hung down to her knees
One black one, one white one
and one with a bit of shite on
and one with a fairy light on
to guide you on in
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Can we stop this now do you think ~ it has ceased to be witty and is degenerating into the downright offensive.
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Seconded!
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Well she wore big knickers and worked on't sewage farm
I got me hands down her jeans and nearly lost half me arm
But after 10 pints she looked quite fit
I couldnt wait to get me hands on her flabby tits
Sweaty Betty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bc00V2oark
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That is not a song from your childhood and my patience is wearing very thin. Those who have posted offensive material may, of course, want to do the honourable thing and remove their own postings. If not I will remove the lot.
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Perhaps I can bring it back to the true spirit of the post, wicked songs from one's childhood.
Hitler has only got one ball
Goering has two, but very small
Himmler has something sim'lar
And poor old Goebels has no balls at all.