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Title: Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand
Post by: Berek on November 03, 2007, 03:37:38 PM: whistle:
Title: Re: Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand
Post by: TG on November 03, 2007, 03:40:25 PM: Quote from: Berek on November 03, 2007, 03:37:38 PM
whistle:

What incident with Jo Brand? Did you shag her?
Title: Re: Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2007, 03:44:20 PM: Spit or swallow?
Title: Re: Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 03, 2007, 04:58:08 PM: Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2007, 03:44:20 PM
Spit or swallow?

No, Berek wouldn't stoop that low

Think about it!
Title: Re: Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand
Post by: Berek on November 03, 2007, 06:00:06 PM: dont ask.. whistle:
Title: Re: Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2007, 06:47:56 PM: Quote from: Berek on November 03, 2007, 06:00:06 PM
dont ask.. whistle:
Okay... ::)
Title: Re: Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand
Post by: TG on November 03, 2007, 07:43:28 PM: Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2007, 06:47:56 PM
Quote from: Berek on November 03, 2007, 06:00:06 PM
dont ask.. whistle:
Okay... ::)

Fair enough.

Did she take the bullets??
Title: Re: Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2007, 09:14:08 PM: Was she your brother at one time?
Title: Re: Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2007, 06:17:17 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2007, 09:14:08 PM
Was she your brother at one time?
drumroll: ;D
Title: Re: Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand
Post by: GROWLER on November 04, 2007, 03:48:23 PM: Quote from: Berek on November 03, 2007, 06:00:06 PM
dont ask.. whistle:

We weren't going to anyway until you asked us not to.
So what exactly is the point of this thread then ey, bone 'ed? ::)
Title: Re: Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2007, 04:46:29 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on November 04, 2007, 03:48:23 PM
Quote from: Berek on November 03, 2007, 06:00:06 PM
dont ask.. whistle:

We weren't going to anyway until you asked us not to.
So what exactly is the point of this thread then ey, bone 'ed? ::)

Octopus?
Title: Re: Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand
Post by: GROWLER on November 04, 2007, 05:20:52 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2007, 04:46:29 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on November 04, 2007, 03:48:23 PM
Quote from: Berek on November 03, 2007, 06:00:06 PM
dont ask.. whistle:

We weren't going to anyway until you asked us not to.
So what exactly is the point of this thread then ey, bone 'ed? ::)

Octopus?

No. Brand i assume, but DON'T ask.
Octupus is elsewhere and also NOT to be talked about.
Gorrit?
Title: Re: Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2007, 06:38:06 AM: Quote from: GROWLER on November 04, 2007, 05:20:52 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2007, 04:46:29 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on November 04, 2007, 03:48:23 PM
Quote from: Berek on November 03, 2007, 06:00:06 PM
dont ask.. whistle:

We weren't going to anyway until you asked us not to.
So what exactly is the point of this thread then ey, bone 'ed? ::)

Octopus?

No. Brand i assume, but DON'T ask.
Octupus is elsewhere and also NOT to be talked about.
Gorrit?
Right! happy088 [dramatic pause] ... ... ... [/dramatic pause] ...said Fred point:
Title: Re: Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2007, 09:08:23 AM: Quote from: Barman on November 05, 2007, 06:38:06 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on November 04, 2007, 05:20:52 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2007, 04:46:29 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on November 04, 2007, 03:48:23 PM
Quote from: Berek on November 03, 2007, 06:00:06 PM
dont ask.. whistle:

We weren't going to anyway until you asked us not to.
So what exactly is the point of this thread then ey, bone 'ed? ::)

Octopus?

No. Brand i assume, but DON'T ask.
Octupus is elsewhere and also NOT to be talked about.
Gorrit?
Right! happy088 [dramatic pause] ... ... ... [/dramatic pause] ...said Fred point:
My My My Delilah
Title: Re: Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2007, 09:12:19 AM: The Boy got that one into his head about 3 years ago, but he misheard it and thought delilahs qwere a variety of flower, thus "For give me delilahs...." acted out with the action of handing over a bunch of daffs or similar. noooo:
Title: Re: Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2007, 09:35:13 AM: Quote from: Nick on November 05, 2007, 09:12:19 AM
The Boy got that one into his head about 3 years ago, but he misheard it and thought delilahs qwere a variety of flower, thus "For give me delilahs...." acted out with the action of handing over a bunch of daffs or similar. noooo:

Ah yes..

Like "I am the Lord of the damned settee"
Title: Re: Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 05, 2007, 09:37:20 AM: My ex beleived for may years that the Simon & Garfunkel song was

"Like a bridge over troubles, Walter"
Title: Re: Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2007, 09:47:51 AM: The Bee Gees had some frightful song called "More than a Woman" during their falsetto phase.

I was convinced it was "Bald Headed Woman", which I found puzzling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSEINGKQi6M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSEINGKQi6M)

It's about one minute in (look away in the meantime)