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Title: Nick commits a small gaffe
Post by: Nick on November 04, 2007, 12:05:57 PM
Just been to do a small Boy related chore and one of the local MILFs was there in a tiny mini skirt and stripey socks and a schoolgirl sort of shirt.

I don't know her well but sort of  blurted out "Are you off to a vicars and tarts party?"

Withering look followed. "I have been playing hockey." She then stalked off.

I have to see her again at 1.00 scared2:
Title: Re: Nick commits a small gaffe
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2007, 12:08:32 PM
Just been to do a small Boy related chore and one of the local MILFs was there in a tiny mini skirt and stripey socks and a schoolgirl sort of shirt.

I don't know her well but sort of  blurted out "Are you off to a vicars and tarts party?"

Withering look followed. "I have been playing hockey." She then stalked off.

I have to see her again at 1.00 scared2:
I think you'll find it is somewhat lower than 1 Nick...  noooo:
Title: Re: Nick commits a small gaffe
Post by: Nick on November 04, 2007, 12:10:11 PM
What does that mean?

I have also had an altercation this morning with the guy who runs the local (illegal) abbatoir. Didn't like me looking at his sheep!
Title: Re: Nick commits a small gaffe
Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2007, 12:12:26 PM
When is the move to Spain planned for and can the date be advanced?



I only ask because you seem to have worn your welcome at Village Nick a little thin.
Title: Re: Nick commits a small gaffe
Post by: Nick on November 04, 2007, 12:13:02 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Nick commits a small gaffe
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2007, 12:14:53 PM
What does that mean?
Sorry, I misread it – I read it as ‘I will have to start again at 1’…

Perhaps Spain would still be best tho...  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick commits a small gaffe
Post by: Berek on November 04, 2007, 01:53:08 PM
Didn't like me looking at his sheep!

must have been your wellies ( green )