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Title: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Sour Puss on May 12, 2007, 05:21:56 PM
noooo:  What is going on?  scared2: Where is Dr Who?    scared: Has he been abducted by aliens?

  evil: I was rudely woken up from a nap a few minutes ago by a neighbour checking to see how I was feeling cos I have not been very well and as all was quiet I thought an hour or two shut eye was a good idea. Still I digress. Now awake I staggered into the TV room just to check if Dr Who was on at 19h00 or as they sometimes sneakily do, 18h45.  Imagine my  eeek: surprise when I can find it nowhere to be seen. I have found it just where it should be next week but it has vanished off the face of the world this week.


  rubschin:  Does anyone know why?   cussing: censored:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2007, 05:23:08 PM
Daleks got him at the end of last week. It's all over. Script error I think, but there you go.
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Misunderstood on May 12, 2007, 06:04:55 PM
Nick 'nicked' him to model for his new avatar  sick2:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Sour Puss on May 12, 2007, 06:15:58 PM
Nick 'nicked' him to model for his new avatar  sick2:

 point: What is with the new avatar Nick?  argue: I have to agree with Bouncer . You Poof   angel1  It is pants. scared:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2007, 07:02:21 PM
It is in honour of tonight's cultural event. It will be gone tomorrow.

OK?
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Sour Puss on May 12, 2007, 07:25:10 PM
It is in honour of tonight's cultural event. It will be gone tomorrow.

OK?
scared: What Cultural Event..........There is nothing on the TV.....Is it at the theatre? rubschin:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2007, 07:31:27 PM
Daleks got him at the end of last week. It's all over. Script error I think, but there you go.
I thought it was the Cybermen?  scared:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 12, 2007, 07:31:55 PM
The memsahib tells me its for that European Song thing....which puts paid to my plans for invading Poland this weekend.
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Sour Puss on May 12, 2007, 07:38:13 PM
 point:  That is a cultural event?    noooo: They need to get out more.  cussing: censored:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2007, 07:42:27 PM
The musical quality is superb, costumes and performances sublime and I have forgotten to take my medication noooo:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2007, 07:45:17 PM
The musical quality is superb, costumes and performances sublime and I have forgotten to take my medication noooo:
Nurse! NURSE!
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2007, 07:46:25 PM
Can we get back to Doctor Who? Or is he performing in the Eurovision Song Contest by going back in time and duetting with Kathy Kirby?
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2007, 07:49:43 PM
Can we get back to Doctor Who? Or is he performing in the Eurovision Song Contest by going back in time and duetting with Kathy Kirby?
Don't start her again...  noooo:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 12, 2007, 07:53:43 PM
Can we get back to Doctor Who? Or is he performing in the Eurovision Song Contest by going back in time and duetting with Kathy Kirby?
I remember her in the Camay tv advert, but she was a lot better in colour.
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2007, 07:54:24 PM
Can we get back to Doctor Who? Or is he performing in the Eurovision Song Contest by going back in time and duetting with Kathy Kirby?
I remember her in the Camay tv advert, but she was a lot better in colour.
I don't beleive it...  sad24:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2007, 07:55:49 PM
Are you suggesting that Katie Boyle was a Michael Jackson precurosr of some sort?

Blimey, he must use Camay as well

















With added Domestos evil:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2007, 07:59:10 PM
Are you suggesting that Katie Boyle was a Michael Jackson precurosr of some sort?

Blimey, he must use Camay as well

















With added Domestos evil:
You wrote that like Jeremy Clarkson talks!

I claim my free subscription to Top Gear magazine ?
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2007, 08:00:13 PM
 scared:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 12, 2007, 08:01:51 PM
Can we get back to Doctor Who? Or is he performing in the Eurovision Song Contest by going back in time and duetting with Kathy Kirby?
I remember her in the Camay tv advert, but she was a lot better in colour.
I don't beleive it...  sad24:
Bloody true mate!  Black and white 405 lines too
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2007, 08:02:44 PM
They sell some stuffin Boots now for those 405 lines. Bigger queues than for here I gather
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2007, 08:02:49 PM
Can we get back to Doctor Who? Or is he performing in the Eurovision Song Contest by going back in time and duetting with Kathy Kirby?
I remember her in the Camay tv advert, but she was a lot better in colour.
I don't beleive it...  sad24:
Bloody true mate!  Black and white 405 lines too
405? No botox then I 'spose?  noooo:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Bikini Girl on May 12, 2007, 08:03:33 PM

You wrote that like Jeremy Clarkson talks!

I claim my free subscription to Top Gear magazine ?
cloud9:  I love the little one....he is just soooooo cute,  cloud9: Clarkson is just a bully. He uses the size of his body to intimidate other presenters.  whistle:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2007, 08:03:49 PM
Beat you by 5 seconds!
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2007, 08:04:16 PM

You wrote that like Jeremy Clarkson talks!

I claim my free subscription to Top Gear magazine ?
cloud9:  I love the little one....he is just soooooo cute,  cloud9: Clarkson is just a bully. He uses the size of his body to intimidate other presenters.  whistle:
The gerbil?  whistle:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2007, 08:04:25 PM

You wrote that like Jeremy Clarkson talks!

I claim my free subscription to Top Gear magazine ?
cloud9:  I love the little one....he is just soooooo cute,  cloud9: Clarkson is just a bully. He uses the size of his body to intimidate other presenters.  whistle:

Rather like your chest then!
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Bikini Girl on May 12, 2007, 08:10:32 PM
The gerbil?  whistle:

Bad  barman: You know he is The Hamster.... sad24:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2007, 08:13:49 PM
Beat you by 5 seconds!
I politely waited for you to go first sir. Age before beauty and all that.  ;)
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 12, 2007, 08:22:39 PM
. . stuffin Boots . .

Are they the next thing after f**k-me boots?
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 12, 2007, 09:32:12 PM
boots? I know a lot about boots.....
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 12, 2007, 09:48:37 PM
boots? I know a lot about boots.....
That would be 'Bull-me' boots I would guess?
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Misunderstood on May 12, 2007, 09:50:28 PM
So do I  alien  It's where I get my asprins.
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2007, 07:38:06 AM
I miss Doctor Who! Instead of my normal  eyes: fest I had to put up with a girl who tortured me through school looking smarmy in an air hostess uniform! Then bloody Europe couldn't even finish the job off properly and give her nil point!  cussing:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 14, 2007, 07:43:51 AM
Just for you:

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Tea... Coffee... ?
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2007, 07:46:11 AM
 violent073:

Smote.
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2007, 07:00:42 PM
Ah but look on the bright side Wench, you havent made a total berk of yourself performing some godawful song in front of thousands of people looking like a demented air hostess.

 scared:

Just in case there is a smite coming.   8)
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Misunderstood on May 14, 2007, 07:27:34 PM
Ah but look on the bright side Wench, you havent made a total berk of yourself performing some godawful song in front of thousands of people looking like a demented air hostess.

 scared:

Just in case there is a smite coming.   8)

I'm sure we will be able to spare a few leftover smites for you, but the Barman seems to be developing an addiction of sorts for them.  Here's one to keep you going.   whip:

Love your avatar bye the way.
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 14, 2007, 07:53:31 PM
Just for you:

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Tea... Coffee... ?


"The exits are here!.....here! and here!
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2007, 04:50:04 AM
Just for you:

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Tea... Coffee... ?


"The exits are here!.....here! and here!
lol: lol: lol:

...and I'll be waiting for you in the toilets over here big boy.
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Bar Wench on May 15, 2007, 07:44:37 AM
Would Sir like some salted nuts or something to suck on for landing?  ::)
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2007, 07:45:22 AM
Would Sir like some salted nuts or something to suck on for landing?  ::)
lol: then  sick2:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 15, 2007, 08:01:39 AM
Would Sir like some salted nuts or something to suck on for landing?  ::)
   eyes: Thats the best offer I have had today... but it is early.
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2007, 06:06:34 PM
Love your avatar bye the way.

I miss having the Dogbert one though, guess I got used to it   confused:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2007, 05:32:04 AM
Love your avatar bye the way.

I miss having the Dogbert one though, guess I got used to it   confused:
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Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2007, 11:19:52 AM
Actually that was pretty close, it was the Cardinal Dogbert 'out out you demons of stupidity one'  lol:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2007, 12:32:09 PM
Actually that was pretty close, it was the Cardinal Dogbert 'out out you demons of stupidity one'  lol:
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Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2007, 12:37:36 PM
Yep, thats the one  8)
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2007, 12:41:29 PM
Yep, thats the one  8)
My pleasure?
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2007, 12:46:49 PM
Consider yourself applauded
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2007, 12:49:40 PM
Consider yourself applauded
I thought my [applaud] button had rusted shut to be honest?  noooo:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2007, 09:34:40 AM
ANyway, back to the original question. Has anyone thought to look look in Wenchy's broom cupoard?  eyes:









What are the odds I'm really going to pay for that remark?  scared2:
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 18, 2007, 09:41:26 AM
ANyway, back to the original question. Has anyone thought to look look in Wenchy's broom cupoard? 
I think all her nooks and crannies have been thoroughly scoured.
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2007, 09:46:37 AM
 shocked003
Title: Re: Who stole the Doctor?
Post by: Berek on May 18, 2007, 11:14:11 AM
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