The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2007, 01:59:05 PM
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Just a little bit of forward planning as Captain Calamity, bonfires and fireworks cannot be a good combination.
By the way, does anyone know where Nick will be tonight, just so we can run very fast in the opposite direction scared2:
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I am taking the Boy to a display. It shall cost us £3 each and will be tasteful. IF HE BEHAVES!
Bonfire at 6.30 and rockets at 7.00
OK?? evil:
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A&E at 8:00.
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Maybe, maybe not shrugs:
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A&E at 8:00.
lol: lol: lol:
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Police at 9:00
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we're off to see fireworks tonight, i'm hoping to see a chav on fire at some point
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Stand close enough and you will. eveilgrin:
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point:
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Stand close enough and you will. eveilgrin:
w*nker whistle:
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Police at 9:00
State of emergency at 10:00 then I suppose whistle:
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Police at 9:00
State of emergency at 10:00 then I suppose whistle:
Should be just in time for the nuclear holocaust at 11:55.
I had never understood the term 'Nuclear Family' until Nick came along.
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Stand close enough and you will. eveilgrin:
w*nker whistle:
Bessy mates ey? whistle:
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Police at 9:00
State of emergency at 10:00 then I suppose whistle:
Should be just in time for the nuclear holocaust at 11:55.
I had never understood the term 'Nuclear Family' until Nick came along.
Careful, you'll have the Yanks searching for WMD's making comments like that and the thought of Captain Calamity mixing with trigger happy good old boys is too terrifying to even consider scared2:
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All safely in bed, apart from me. The traffic!!
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All safely in bed, apart from me. The traffic!!
Gave GROWLERS jnr's some nice sparklers and a mug of hot cocoa. Well happy they were, and all within the extensive grounds of GROWLER towers.
I've taught them to expect little from life, so they weren't disappointed. Extatic in fact.
Total cost? Three quid including the leccy. Lafin. cloud9:
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Tee Hee. Neighbour's horribly overgrown Leylandii hedge caught fire. Fire Brigade called, whole nine yards. Bit like a miniature Californian Forest Fire. Twat scout leader the other side attempted to put it out with his personal fire extinguisher.
What wassock sets off fireworks in an 18ft garden with a 12ft hedge on one side.
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All safely in bed, apart from me. The traffic!!
Gave GROWLERS jnr's some nice sparklers and a mug of hot cocoa. Well happy they were, and all within the extensive grounds of GROWLER towers.
I've taught them to expect little from life, so they weren't disappointed. Extatic in fact.
Total cost? Three quid including the leccy. Lafin. cloud9:
Well done that man - teach him some values.... happy088
Did you tell him that next year you'll get some matches and light them? whistle:
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All safely in bed, apart from me. The traffic!!
Gave GROWLERS jnr's some nice sparklers and a mug of hot cocoa. Well happy they were, and all within the extensive grounds of GROWLER towers.
I've taught them to expect little from life, so they weren't disappointed. Extatic in fact.
Total cost? Three quid including the leccy. Lafin. cloud9:
Well done that man - teach him some values.... happy088
Did you tell him that next year you'll get some matches and light them? whistle:
Them actually, not just him. Full VFM. happy088
Nah. I really pushed the boat out and lit them....via the gas cooker. Cheaper than matches.
House still stinks of gunpowder.
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House still stinks of gunpowder
Excellent! happy088
or brimstone?
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House still stinks of gunpowder
Excellent! happy088
or brimstone?
Whatever. ::)
Sparkler STUFF. happy088
I think it smells great anyway.
Cooker has got a lot of white burny type marks on it today though, so I'm in trouble YET again. ::)
"too mean to buy a box of matches"...lar de dah de dum, moaning bitch. ::)
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I have to ask, is Nick Towers still standing today? whistle:
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Yes, though we have roofers, central heating repair guys, painters and other builders due. Apart from that wobblingly fine! evil:
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Bloody hell, you did that much damage in one night?
If it had been anyone else I'd have been impressed. point:
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We have one of those "constantly falling down" sort of houses
OK?
I also gather that the local church is now selling pics of our house to raise money. Bastards. See also: Dinner service etc.!
Banghead
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Was it one of those falling down type of houses before you moved in though? whistle:
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Yes, but we grow older together. I am in the "falling down" phase myself now evil:
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I did wonder what the effects of long term exposure to Nick-o-rays would be. I'm glad I'm a (hopefully) safe distance away eeek:
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I did wonder what the effects of long term exposure to Nick-o-rays would be. I'm glad I'm a (hopefully) safe distance away eeek:
I trust you will also be well clear of the resulting tidal wave too?
Oh Dear! ::)
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Have to be a bloody big tidal wave to get me when I'm at home, as for work I'm a little concerned now eeek: