The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: TG on November 06, 2007, 10:36:02 AM
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Just being nosey. Mine does. She thinks most of you are barnpots in the nicest possible way.
Anybody else?
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Sometimes he does.
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Only when I am careless! scared2:
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Only when I am careless! scared2:
Really? What did she think?
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Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing: cussing: censored: censored: Banghead Banghead Banghead surrender:
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Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing: cussing: censored: censored: Banghead Banghead Banghead surrender:
Oh dear.
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No chance. THIS is MY domain. Hers is Corrie and such shite. ::)
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Mrs S is content to have amusing bits read out to her. No way is she allowed in .... unless to tell you lot I've snuffed it.
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So if your spouses are banned then why on earth should I let Mr Wench in?
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sO WE CAN HEAR HIS PAIN!
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lol: lol: whistle:
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Yes... noooo:
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So if your spouses are banned then why on earth should I let Mr Wench in?
Mrs GROWLER isn't banned. She's free to come in here anytime if she wants to.
Nowt in here is said that I don't say to her face. noooo:
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Well not banned but, discouraged from joining up.
What makes any of you think Mr Wench has pain? eeek: Living me with a constant daily delight. cloud9:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
S'true!!!! eeek: Or so he says. rubschin:
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eeek: Living me with a constant daily delight. cloud9:
Yea... rubschin:..........right. ::)
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We men have to lie quite a lot. We get fairly good at it. evil:
Christ knows why Mrs Nick consults me on her attire every morning, but I say "Fine" and off she goes to work in tie-dye shirts and suchlike. spider:
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cussing:
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So does that mean you'll let Mrs Nick join or are you scared she would read about Miss Gym Slip.... whistle:
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Nrs Nick is far too busy....... whistle:
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Yup! Me and mine have no need for secrets... I will speak my mind regardless, If she doesn't like it, odds are we've already rowed about it.
I have long been of the opinion that anything written on the internet is 'in the public domain' and by definition, not a secret.
Anyway, loosely guarded secrets have a way of coming back and biting your arse. In the long run I think it is better to have a clear conscience and a reputation for honesty.
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Nrs Nick is far too busy....... whistle:
We'll believe you, thousands wouldnt point:
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we've already rowed about it
You go sculling? point:
I tried that but kept falling off!
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we've already rowed about it
You go sculling? point:
I tried that but kept falling off!
Really? I'd have thought you'd have been a Past Master at it. ;)
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I almost drowned. And as for Weill's Disease. sick2:
Tricky advice to the girlies about washing of parts eyes:
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Indeed she does, on occasion.
Later, once A&E have removed the javelin from my rectum, I reconsider some of the posts I have made and make a mental note about future postings.
It's all part of the learning process.
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Indeed she does, on occasion.
Later, once A&E have removed the javelin from my rectum, I reconsider some of the posts I have made and make a mental note about future postings.
It's all part of the learning process.
lol: It's nice to know she cares about you ain't it? ;D
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hehehehehe...
LL still can't see the screen... whistle:
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hehehehehe...
LL still can't see the screen... whistle:
Yeah but you know she will be able to eventually and then she will see all your unattractive gloating. noooo:
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we've already rowed about it
You go sculling? point:
I tried that but kept falling off!
PUNT!
Whenever I have been in Cambridge the river has been full of them.
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hehehehehe...
LL still can't see the screen... whistle:
Yeah but you know she will be able to eventually and then she will see all your unattractive gloating. noooo:
I'll have deleted them all by then... whistle:
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hehehehehe...
LL still can't see the screen... whistle:
Yeah but you know she will be able to eventually and then she will see all your unattractive gloating. noooo:
I'll have deleted them all by then... whistle:
Why. Where is my little petal. cloud9:
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hehehehehe...
LL still can't see the screen... whistle:
Yeah but you know she will be able to eventually and then she will see all your unattractive gloating. noooo:
I'll have deleted them all by then... whistle:
I have them copied. eveilgrin:
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doh:
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cloud9: Yes indeed, why ever not...? eeek: Oh, I didn't actually write any of "That" down did I...? scared2:
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Oh dear, I am low today. Popped out last night and left myself logged in here. Mrs Nick came home and began reading.............
Doghouse!! cry:
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point:
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Oh dear, I am low today. Popped out last night and left myself logged in here. Mrs Nick came home and began reading.............
Doghouse!! cry:
The vision of Nick and Growler in a re-make of "The Odd Couple" is getting clearer. whistle:
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point:
sad24:
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Oh dear, I am low today. Popped out last night and left myself logged in here. Mrs Nick came home and began reading.............
Doghouse!! cry:
Look on the bright side, at least you don't have any secrets to keep now... ;)
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I rarely had.
Let's say that Mrs Nick does not "approve" of the nature of the usually light hearted banter on here. Not her style! noooo:
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I rarely had.
Let's say that Mrs Nick does not "approve" of the nature of the usually light hearted banter on here. Not her style! noooo:
Of course not.
I am sure tales of airline stewardess reunions are much more her style. point:
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I rarely had.
Let's say that Mrs Nick does not "approve" of the nature of the usually light hearted banter on here. Not her style! noooo:
What specifically has she taken offense at? eeek:
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We had words! fence:sex014
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I rarely had.
Let's say that Mrs Nick does not "approve" of the nature of the usually light hearted banter on here. Not her style! noooo:
What specifically has she taken offense at? eeek:
I enjoy the silliness here which is a relief from the tedium of the various report writing jobs I have on at present. She doesn't do "silly"
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Ahhhhhh. redface:
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I rarely had.
Let's say that Mrs Nick does not "approve" of the nature of the usually light hearted banter on here. Not her style! noooo:
What specifically has she taken offense at? eeek:
I enjoy the silliness here which is a relief from the tedium of the various report writing jobs I have on at present. She doesn't do "silly"
Would it help if I came up and demonstrated the benefits of silliness?
I have a lifetime of practical experience on which to draw.
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Only if you have significant levels of life insurance
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I rarely had.
Let's say that Mrs Nick does not "approve" of the nature of the usually light hearted banter on here. Not her style! noooo:
What specifically has she taken offense at? eeek:
I enjoy the silliness here which is a relief from the tedium of the various report writing jobs I have on at present. She doesn't do "silly"
Plus for the sake of her sanity, Mrs Nick realises that its best not to know about the constant flow cataclysNick events point:
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I rarely had.
Let's say that Mrs Nick does not "approve" of the nature of the usually light hearted banter on here. Not her style! noooo:
What specifically has she taken offense at? eeek:
I enjoy the silliness here which is a relief from the tedium of the various report writing jobs I have on at present. She doesn't do "silly"
Oh! Please don't go and spoil everything by asserting that you are just being 'silly' We would much rather believe that this is indeed the 'real' Nick creeping out into the wilderness to play.
Not many 'wimmen' do silly.
Those that do tend to become integrated as 'One of the lads' to their immense annoyance. (Usually) confused:
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Am I not silly then? rubschin:
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Am I not silly then? rubschin:
More than you could possibly imagine. ;)
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Am I not silly then? rubschin:
This is a trick question isnt it? scared2:
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Am I not silly then? rubschin:
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eeek:
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Am I not silly then? rubschin:
Do you mean in here or in the real world?
Or both for that matter.
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Either, or.
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Tel, don't answer. Its a trick question. Wenchy is using the farce eeek:
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Binary Chop for protection I have.
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Silly buggers all you are. ::)
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Not me surely? whistle:
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Silly buggers all you are. ::)
Well, it kept you away for 2 hours.
Crippled leapfrog test next.
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Crippled leapfrog test next.
That sounds faintly smutty, but I may just have listened to "Round the Horne" too often as a youth. whistle:
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Especially you BM as you are the reason all the sillyness is in one place!!!
DS, everything sounds vaguely smutty to you!
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DS, everything sounds vaguely smutty to you!
redface:
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"Nested ifs" - is that smutty?
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"Nested ifs" - is that smutty?
rubschin:
Is IFS like DFS?
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No, if as in "if I cared".
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"Nested ifs" - is that smutty?
rubschin:
Is IFS like DFS?
Only when nesting DS, only when nesting. Otherwise, completely different!
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No, if as in "if I cared".
"Nested if I cared" you say?
Is this one of Nicks pagan riddles?
If so, I say you are a Cuckoo. ;D
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It's all logical.
Godd name for a song.
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Especially you BM as you are the reason all the sillyness is in one place!!!
Is that dangerous do you think? What is the critical mass for silliness after which it spontaneously combusts? rubschin:
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Especially you BM as you are the reason all the sillyness is in one place!!!
Is that dangerous do you think? What is the critical mass for silliness after which it spontaneously combusts? rubschin:
I am confident we have a way to go yet ~ Just look at what Dubbya has got away with.
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More of a forum for ....'letting off a bit of steam sometimes' ::)...rather than out an' out silliness imo.
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rubschin:
There was me thinking it was a haven for the terminally pissed off.