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Title: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: TG on November 06, 2007, 10:36:02 AM
Just being nosey. Mine does. She thinks most of you are barnpots in the nicest possible way.

Anybody else?
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2007, 10:36:56 AM
Sometimes he does.
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2007, 10:38:35 AM
Only when I am careless! scared2:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2007, 10:39:01 AM
Only when I am careless! scared2:

Really? What did she think?
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2007, 10:39:50 AM
 Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing: cussing: censored: censored: Banghead Banghead Banghead surrender:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2007, 10:40:40 AM
Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing: cussing: censored: censored: Banghead Banghead Banghead surrender:

Oh dear.
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2007, 10:41:14 AM
No chance. THIS is MY domain. Hers is Corrie and such shite. ::)
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Snoopy on November 06, 2007, 10:48:11 AM
Mrs S is content to have amusing bits read out to her. No way is she allowed in .... unless to tell you lot I've snuffed it.
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2007, 10:48:51 AM
So if your spouses are banned then why on earth should I let Mr Wench in?
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2007, 10:49:22 AM
sO WE CAN HEAR HIS PAIN!
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Snoopy on November 06, 2007, 10:50:47 AM
 lol: lol: whistle:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2007, 10:51:24 AM
Yes...  noooo:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2007, 10:53:03 AM
So if your spouses are banned then why on earth should I let Mr Wench in?

Mrs GROWLER isn't banned. She's free to come in here anytime if she wants to.
Nowt in here is said that I don't say to her face. noooo:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2007, 10:56:04 AM
Well not banned but, discouraged from joining up.

What makes any of you think Mr Wench has pain?  eeek: Living me with a constant daily delight.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2007, 10:56:33 AM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2007, 10:57:14 AM
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

S'true!!!!  eeek: Or so he says.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2007, 10:57:17 AM
eeek: Living me with a constant daily delight.  cloud9:

Yea... rubschin:..........right. ::)
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2007, 10:57:55 AM
We men have to lie quite a lot. We get fairly good at it. evil:

Christ knows why Mrs Nick consults me on her attire every morning, but I say "Fine" and off she goes to work in tie-dye shirts and suchlike. spider:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2007, 10:58:42 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2007, 02:01:38 PM
So does that mean you'll let Mrs Nick join or are you scared she would read about Miss Gym Slip....  whistle:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2007, 02:05:02 PM
Nrs Nick is far too busy....... whistle:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Misunderstood on November 06, 2007, 02:22:56 PM
Yup!  Me and mine have no need for secrets...  I will speak my mind regardless,  If she doesn't like it, odds are we've already rowed about it.

I have long been of the opinion that anything written on the internet is 'in the public domain' and by definition, not a secret.

Anyway, loosely guarded secrets have a way of coming back and biting your arse.  In the long run I think it is better to have a clear conscience and a reputation for honesty. 

Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2007, 02:24:32 PM
Nrs Nick is far too busy....... whistle:

We'll believe you, thousands wouldnt  point:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2007, 02:25:18 PM
Quote
we've already rowed about it

You go sculling? point:

I tried that but kept falling off!
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Misunderstood on November 06, 2007, 02:38:31 PM
Quote
we've already rowed about it

You go sculling? point:

I tried that but kept falling off!

Really?  I'd have thought you'd have been a Past Master at it.   ;)
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2007, 02:40:12 PM
I almost drowned. And as for Weill's Disease. sick2:

Tricky advice to the girlies about washing of parts eyes:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 06, 2007, 02:49:24 PM
Indeed she does, on occasion.

Later, once A&E have removed the javelin from my rectum, I reconsider some of the posts I have made and make a mental note about future postings.

It's all part of the learning process.
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Misunderstood on November 06, 2007, 02:59:31 PM
Indeed she does, on occasion.

Later, once A&E have removed the javelin from my rectum, I reconsider some of the posts I have made and make a mental note about future postings.

It's all part of the learning process.

 lol:  It's nice to know she cares about you ain't it?   ;D
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2007, 04:25:29 PM
hehehehehe...

LL still can't see the screen...  whistle:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2007, 04:26:54 PM
hehehehehe...

LL still can't see the screen...  whistle:

Yeah but you know she will be able to eventually and then she will see all your unattractive gloating.  noooo:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Snoopy on November 06, 2007, 04:27:40 PM
Quote
we've already rowed about it

You go sculling? point:

I tried that but kept falling off!

PUNT!



Whenever I have been in Cambridge the river has been full of them.
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2007, 04:28:30 PM
hehehehehe...

LL still can't see the screen...  whistle:

Yeah but you know she will be able to eventually and then she will see all your unattractive gloating.  noooo:
I'll have deleted them all by then...  whistle:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2007, 04:30:28 PM
hehehehehe...

LL still can't see the screen...  whistle:

Yeah but you know she will be able to eventually and then she will see all your unattractive gloating.  noooo:
I'll have deleted them all by then...  whistle:

Why. Where is my little petal. cloud9:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2007, 04:39:54 PM
hehehehehe...

LL still can't see the screen...  whistle:

Yeah but you know she will be able to eventually and then she will see all your unattractive gloating.  noooo:
I'll have deleted them all by then...  whistle:

I have them copied.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2007, 06:01:55 PM
doh:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Sour Puss on November 07, 2007, 12:56:16 AM
 cloud9: Yes indeed, why ever not...?   eeek:  Oh, I didn't actually write any of "That" down did I...?  scared2:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2007, 10:53:46 AM
Oh dear, I am low today. Popped out last night and left myself logged in here. Mrs Nick came home and began reading.............

Doghouse!! cry:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 07, 2007, 10:54:44 AM
 point:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2007, 10:55:57 AM
Oh dear, I am low today. Popped out last night and left myself logged in here. Mrs Nick came home and began reading.............

Doghouse!! cry:

The vision of Nick and Growler in a re-make of "The Odd Couple" is getting clearer.  whistle:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2007, 10:56:39 AM
point:

 sad24:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Misunderstood on November 07, 2007, 11:03:28 AM
Oh dear, I am low today. Popped out last night and left myself logged in here. Mrs Nick came home and began reading.............

Doghouse!! cry:

Look on the bright side, at least you don't have any secrets to keep now...   ;)
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2007, 11:04:26 AM
I rarely had.

Let's say that Mrs Nick does not "approve" of the nature of the usually light hearted banter on here. Not her style! noooo:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2007, 11:08:12 AM
I rarely had.

Let's say that Mrs Nick does not "approve" of the nature of the usually light hearted banter on here. Not her style! noooo:

Of course not.

I am sure tales of airline stewardess reunions are much more her style.  point:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 07, 2007, 11:09:49 AM
I rarely had.

Let's say that Mrs Nick does not "approve" of the nature of the usually light hearted banter on here. Not her style! noooo:

What specifically has she taken offense at?  eeek:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2007, 11:09:53 AM
We had words!  fence:sex014
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2007, 11:10:57 AM
I rarely had.

Let's say that Mrs Nick does not "approve" of the nature of the usually light hearted banter on here. Not her style! noooo:

What specifically has she taken offense at?  eeek:

I enjoy the silliness here which is a relief from the tedium of the various report writing jobs I have on at present. She doesn't do "silly"
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 07, 2007, 11:12:09 AM
Ahhhhhh.  redface:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2007, 11:21:31 AM
I rarely had.

Let's say that Mrs Nick does not "approve" of the nature of the usually light hearted banter on here. Not her style! noooo:

What specifically has she taken offense at?  eeek:

I enjoy the silliness here which is a relief from the tedium of the various report writing jobs I have on at present. She doesn't do "silly"

Would it help if I came up and demonstrated the benefits of silliness?

I have a lifetime of practical experience on which to draw.
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2007, 11:22:47 AM
Only if you have significant levels of life insurance
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 07, 2007, 11:50:32 AM
I rarely had.

Let's say that Mrs Nick does not "approve" of the nature of the usually light hearted banter on here. Not her style! noooo:

What specifically has she taken offense at?  eeek:

I enjoy the silliness here which is a relief from the tedium of the various report writing jobs I have on at present. She doesn't do "silly"

Plus for the sake of her sanity, Mrs Nick realises that its best not to know about the constant flow cataclysNick events  point:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Misunderstood on November 07, 2007, 11:57:20 AM
I rarely had.

Let's say that Mrs Nick does not "approve" of the nature of the usually light hearted banter on here. Not her style! noooo:

What specifically has she taken offense at?  eeek:

I enjoy the silliness here which is a relief from the tedium of the various report writing jobs I have on at present. She doesn't do "silly"

Oh!   Please don't go and spoil everything by asserting that you are just being 'silly'  We would much rather believe that this is indeed the 'real' Nick creeping out into the wilderness to play.

Not many 'wimmen' do silly.
Those that do tend to become integrated as 'One of the lads' to their immense annoyance.   (Usually)   confused:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 07, 2007, 12:02:40 PM
Am I not silly then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2007, 12:04:30 PM
Am I not silly then?  rubschin:
More than you could possibly imagine.  ;)
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 07, 2007, 12:20:15 PM
Am I not silly then?  rubschin:

This is a trick question isnt it?  scared2:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2007, 12:35:38 PM
Am I not silly then?  rubschin:
point:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 07, 2007, 01:34:32 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: tel on November 07, 2007, 02:05:38 PM
Am I not silly then?  rubschin:

Do you mean in here or in the real world?
Or both for that matter.
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 07, 2007, 02:13:24 PM
Either, or.
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 07, 2007, 02:15:31 PM
Tel, don't answer. Its a trick question. Wenchy is using the farce  eeek:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: tel on November 07, 2007, 02:19:41 PM
Binary Chop for protection I have.
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 07, 2007, 04:13:31 PM
Silly buggers all you are.  ::)
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2007, 04:16:46 PM
Not me surely?  whistle:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: tel on November 07, 2007, 04:24:44 PM
Silly buggers all you are.  ::)

Well, it kept you away for 2 hours.

Crippled leapfrog test next.
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2007, 05:00:19 PM
Crippled leapfrog test next.
That sounds faintly smutty, but I may just have listened to "Round the Horne" too often as a youth. whistle:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 08, 2007, 08:50:07 AM
Especially you BM as you are the reason all the sillyness is in one place!!!


DS, everything sounds vaguely smutty to you!
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 08, 2007, 09:23:45 AM
DS, everything sounds vaguely smutty to you!
redface:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: tel on November 08, 2007, 09:53:15 AM
"Nested ifs" - is that smutty?
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 08, 2007, 09:57:21 AM
"Nested ifs" - is that smutty?
rubschin:

Is IFS like DFS?
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: tel on November 08, 2007, 10:08:00 AM
No, if as in "if I cared".
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 08, 2007, 10:08:17 AM
"Nested ifs" - is that smutty?
rubschin:

Is IFS like DFS?


Only when nesting DS, only when nesting. Otherwise, completely different!
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 08, 2007, 10:37:32 AM
No, if as in "if I cared".
"Nested if I cared" you say?

Is this one of Nicks pagan riddles?

If so, I say you are a Cuckoo. ;D
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: tel on November 08, 2007, 10:41:00 AM
It's all logical.

Godd name for a song.
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2007, 07:17:32 AM
Especially you BM as you are the reason all the sillyness is in one place!!!
Is that dangerous do you think? What is the critical mass for silliness after which it spontaneously combusts?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Snoopy on November 10, 2007, 02:47:50 PM
Especially you BM as you are the reason all the sillyness is in one place!!!
Is that dangerous do you think? What is the critical mass for silliness after which it spontaneously combusts?  rubschin:

I am confident we have a way to go yet ~ Just look at what Dubbya has got away with.
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: GROWLER on November 10, 2007, 02:56:02 PM
More of a forum for ....'letting off a bit of steam sometimes'  ::)...rather than out an' out silliness imo.
Title: Re: Does your spouse read this forum?
Post by: Snoopy on November 10, 2007, 03:37:41 PM
 rubschin:

There was me thinking it was a haven for the terminally pissed off.