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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Tinkerbell on November 06, 2007, 01:04:28 PM

Title: Little old man
Post by: Tinkerbell on November 06, 2007, 01:04:28 PM

A little old man shuffled slowly into an icecream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully up on to a stool.
After catching his breath he ordered a banana slit.

The waitress asked kindly, 'crushed nuts?'





'No' he replied..... 'arthritis'!!!!!
 ;D

Title: Re: Little old man
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2007, 01:16:02 PM

Shame upon you and all your ancestors!

Title: Re: Little old man
Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2007, 01:26:06 PM

 drumroll:

Title: Re: Little old man
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2007, 01:31:25 PM

Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2007, 01:16:02 PM

Shame upon you and all your ancestors!

1. Probably Great-Grandfather.
2. c Arthur Askey 195x
3. What is a banana slit? (Maybe I don't want to know)

Title: Re: Little old man
Post by: Tinkerbell on November 06, 2007, 06:46:15 PM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2007, 01:31:25 PM

Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2007, 01:16:02 PM

Shame upon you and all your ancestors!

1. Probably Great-Grandfather.
2. c Arthur Askey 195x
3. What is a banana slit? (Maybe I don't want to know)

A proof reader by profession... now I know!!!!!  point:

Title: Re: Little old man
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2007, 03:07:26 PM

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A poof reader by profession... now I know!!!!!

 

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