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Title: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Berek on November 07, 2007, 02:22:03 PM
Watch out for me at the veterans day parade on Sunday, i'll be waving a Union Flag and wearng a poppy..

see you next week... whistle:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 07, 2007, 02:40:31 PM
Bye, give my regards to Broadway.
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2007, 02:41:19 PM
Don't take the Osama Bin Laden costume. They have no sense of irony.
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: tel on November 07, 2007, 02:42:05 PM
They have no sense.
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2007, 03:43:02 PM
Have fun. ;D

Remember:

Fag=Queer
Fanny=Arse

and you will get on fine
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2007, 04:12:27 PM
Tattie bye Berek - have a great time!

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Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2007, 04:40:25 PM
Have fun. ;D

Remember:

Fag=Queer
Fanny=Arse

and you will get on fine

If he is looking for both!
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Snoopy on November 10, 2007, 02:55:06 PM
Does this explain why the dollar is plummeting?
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2007, 03:25:18 PM
Does this explain why the dollar is plummeting?
Given that the Dollar is worth about two buttons and oil is traded in Dollars - why is petrol so expensive?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Snoopy on November 10, 2007, 03:38:36 PM
GORDON BROWN'S TAXES IS WHY
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Sour Puss on November 10, 2007, 04:35:41 PM
Does this explain why the dollar is plummeting?
Given that the Dollar is worth about two buttons and oil is traded in Dollars - why is petrol so expensive?  rubschin:

 eeek:  supermarket diesel yesterday   .99...9p  today £1.01...9  WTF.   noooo:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2007, 04:42:44 PM
GORDON BROWN'S TAXES IS WHY
Hmmmnnn...  rubschin:

I can see that but diesel has shot up here too... 57c now and it was 49c but a few weeks ago.  cussing:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2007, 04:48:55 PM
Last night we had a semi-serious discussion about 'Pick Your Own' bio-diesel.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2007, 04:49:31 PM
Last night we had a semi-serious discussion about 'Pick Your Own' bio-diesel.  rubschin:
rubschin:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2007, 04:50:25 PM
But I see that the price of turkeys is going up with a shortage predicted for Xmas. lol:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2007, 04:51:00 PM
We have foot 'n mouth here - reckon I could shift a few...  whistle:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2007, 04:52:03 PM
I have booked to go and see Ken Dodd on New Year's Day.

I am assured he is hilarious. I have my doubts.
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2007, 04:52:09 PM
But I see that the price of turkeys is going up with a shortage predicted for Xmas. lol:
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Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2007, 05:30:35 PM
I have booked to go and see Ken Dodd on New Year's Day.

I am assured he is hilarious. I have my doubts.
I'd call in sick...  noooo:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2007, 06:06:51 PM
I'm told that an hour long Ken Dodd show often goes on for up to three hours and he has been known to stay on stage for five hours.

Take Sandwiches!

















PS Or a shotgun
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2007, 05:13:22 AM
I'm told that an hour long Ken Dodd show often goes on for up to three hours and he has been known to stay on stage for five hours.

Take Sandwiches!

PS Or a shotgun
No, I think it just feels like five hourse...  whistle:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2007, 11:19:04 AM
Isn't he back yet?
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2007, 12:01:36 PM
Isn't he back yet?
Ken Dodd, where did he go?
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2007, 12:02:25 PM
Berek of course. I feel like I have lost a fiend
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2007, 12:02:59 PM
Berek of course. I feel like I have lost a fiend
Has he run off with Wenchy?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2007, 12:04:53 PM
WOrds fail me. He would never survive the encounter. noooo:

Avast BEHIND!










ETC.
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2007, 12:15:25 PM
Nothing seems to provoke the girl these days .... is she still unwell? I am getting concerned.
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2007, 12:16:25 PM
Maybe her tat mountain collapsed?
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2007, 01:26:41 PM
Isn't MIL here on a visit?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2007, 02:55:58 PM
Isn't MIL here on a visit?  rubschin:


Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2007, 03:04:13 PM
Isn't MIL here on a visit?  rubschin:


Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.
Indeed...  noooo:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2007, 05:50:07 PM
Why bother? Normal here. And Saxophone practice. evil: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead Banghead bs: bs: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2007, 05:56:06 PM
Why bother? Normal here. And Saxophone practice. evil: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead Banghead bs: bs: cussing: cussing:

Well ~ I did offer it a good home.
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2007, 06:00:49 AM
Why bother? Normal here. And Saxophone practice. evil: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead Banghead bs: bs: cussing: cussing:
Perhaps if it became.... blocked?  whistle:
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Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Berek on November 14, 2007, 07:38:56 PM
 whistle:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2007, 06:16:00 AM
Welcome back Mr. Berek sir!  ;D
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 09:37:07 AM
Isn't MIL here on a visit?  rubschin:


Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.
Indeed...  noooo:

I've just noticed this!!!!!

Mother Wench is Mother Wench, she isn't my MIL!  Banghead

There were two sisters involved in the visit as well as Granny Wench. I live in the next village to Granny and one sister and one other lives in Tooting so when Mother Wench comes to visit she gets the full onslaught. Or rather I do. Am exhausted now.
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2007, 09:38:22 AM
All those Wench women in one place. noooo: I wonder if there is a collective noun? rubschin:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Snoopy on November 15, 2007, 09:39:30 AM
Isn't MIL here on a visit?  rubschin:


Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.
Indeed...  noooo:

I've just noticed this!!!!!

Mother Wench is Mother Wench, she isn't my MIL!  Banghead

There were two sisters involved in the visit as well as Granny Wench. I live in the next village to Granny and one sister and one other lives in Tooting so when Mother Wench comes to visit she gets the full onslaught. Or rather I do. Am exhausted now.

Well you can see who caused the confusion ~ the fella who shares a barber with Old Bobby Charlton himself!
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2007, 09:40:38 AM
Isn't MIL here on a visit?  rubschin:


Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.
Indeed...  noooo:

Blah, blah, blah, blah!!!!!

Blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah!  Banghead

Blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah  blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah.
shrugs:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 09:40:58 AM
All those Wench women in one place. noooo: I wonder if there is a collective noun? rubschin:

A loudness or a cackle apparently according to Mr Wench.  ::)
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2007, 09:41:44 AM
Isn't MIL here on a visit?  rubschin:


Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.
Indeed...  noooo:

I've just noticed this!!!!!

Mother Wench is Mother Wench, she isn't my MIL!  Banghead

There were two sisters involved in the visit as well as Granny Wench. I live in the next village to Granny and one sister and one other lives in Tooting so when Mother Wench comes to visit she gets the full onslaught. Or rather I do. Am exhausted now.

Well you can see who caused the confusion ~ the fella who shares a barber with Old Bobby Charlton himself!
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Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: tel on November 15, 2007, 09:51:34 AM
Isn't MIL here on a visit?  rubschin:


Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.
Indeed...  noooo:

I've just noticed this!!!!!

Mother Wench is Mother Wench, she isn't my MIL!  Banghead

There were two sisters involved in the visit as well as Granny Wench. I live in the next village to Granny and one sister and one other lives in Tooting so when Mother Wench comes to visit she gets the full onslaught. Or rather I do. Am exhausted now.

So, you are saying that there is a whole coven of you in Surrey? eeek:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 09:52:19 AM
The sister that lives in Epsom actually is a pagan!  eeek:
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Snoopy on November 15, 2007, 09:54:09 AM
I have a mental vision of Grandma Wench leading the coven on a naked dance through the Surrey woodland glades.

I wish I didn't have that image in my mind but ............  shocked003
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: tel on November 15, 2007, 09:54:49 AM
The sister that lives in Epsom actually is a pagan!  eeek:

Epsom is not a village!
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: tel on November 15, 2007, 09:56:05 AM
I have a mental vision of Grandma Wench leading the coven on a naked dance through the Surrey woodland glades.

I wish I didn't have that image in my mind but ............  shocked003

I suspect it would more likely be a pub crawl.
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 10:10:25 AM
The sister that lives in Epsom actually is a pagan!  eeek:

Epsom is not a village!

I never said it was! I said that I lived in the next village.  eeek:

Granny Wench doesn't drink and has no truck with Pagan Aunt's Ju Ju.
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Snoopy on November 15, 2007, 10:12:05 AM
Mr Wench returns home after a hard day at school:

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Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: tel on November 15, 2007, 10:24:51 AM
The sister that lives in Epsom actually is a pagan!  eeek:

Epsom is not a village!

I never said it was! I said that I lived in the next village.  eeek:

Granny Wench doesn't drink and has no truck with Pagan Aunt's Ju Ju.

Impilcation - should have been "village next to".
Being awkward now, but there aren't too many villages around here and people messing around with names and places (not you dear) really bugs me.
Have you spoken to any of the Esher pillocks?
Pronounced (by them) as Esh-her.
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2007, 10:29:14 AM
The sister that lives in Epsom actually is a pagan!  eeek:

Epsom is not a village!

I never said it was! I said that I lived in the next village.  eeek:

Granny Wench doesn't drink and has no truck with Pagan Aunt's Ju Ju.

Impilcation - should have been "village next to".
Being awkward now, but there aren't too many villages around here and people messing around with names and places (not you dear) really bugs me.
Have you spoken to any of the Esher pillocks?
Pronounced (by them) as Esh-her.

Not Eeesh-her?
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 10:31:49 AM
Yes and they are idiots of the first order. Much like the tits that insist on refering to Clapham as Claahhm.  ::)
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: tel on November 15, 2007, 10:33:09 AM
The sister that lives in Epsom actually is a pagan!  eeek:

Epsom is not a village!

I never said it was! I said that I lived in the next village.  eeek:

Granny Wench doesn't drink and has no truck with Pagan Aunt's Ju Ju.

Impilcation - should have been "village next to".
Being awkward now, but there aren't too many villages around here and people messing around with names and places (not you dear) really bugs me.
Have you spoken to any of the Esher pillocks?
Pronounced (by them) as Esh-her.

Not Eeesh-her?
Bastards trying to change place names to increase their own standing.
How about Claham (Clapham)
Streefham (Streatham)

I laso like the confusion caused between Cobham and Chobham - half the people say Cobham instead of Chobham  (as in chopper)
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 15, 2007, 10:35:30 AM
As an Essex boy I find all people south of the river more than a bit pretentious  ;)
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2007, 10:35:41 AM
Yes and they are idiots of the first order. Much like the tits that insist on refering to Clapham as Claahhm.  ::)

I still love the idea of Yuppy residents of Streatham and Stockwell calling them "St. Reatham" and "St. Ockwell".


Rather like giving your profession as "Chauffeur for Edward St. Obart"  ::)
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2007, 11:20:04 AM
My London outpost is in Ba ter see ah, or South Chelsea, not far from Claaaaaaaaaaaaam.

Oh, and St. Reatham!
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: tel on November 15, 2007, 11:24:24 AM
And most of these places used to be Surrey.
Title: Re: Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!
Post by: Snoopy on November 15, 2007, 02:05:54 PM
I recall a Benny Hill sketch when, in his guise of the "Superior Chinaman", he went round Oxford Street asking people for directions to Chee-ap-siddy.  (Save you working it out he wanted Cheapside).
Very funny at the time but that was back in the sixties ~ which if nothing else demonstrates that taking the p*ss out of the pretentious re-addressers of London is nothing new.