Tattie bye Berek - have a great time!
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Have fun. ;D
Remember:
Fag=Queer
Fanny=Arse
and you will get on fine
Does this explain why the dollar is plummeting?Given that the Dollar is worth about two buttons and oil is traded in Dollars - why is petrol so expensive? rubschin:
Does this explain why the dollar is plummeting?Given that the Dollar is worth about two buttons and oil is traded in Dollars - why is petrol so expensive? rubschin:
Hmmmnnn... rubschin:GORDON BROWN'S TAXES IS WHY
Last night we had a semi-serious discussion about 'Pick Your Own' bio-diesel. rubschin:rubschin:
But I see that the price of turkeys is going up with a shortage predicted for Xmas. lol:cloud9:
I have booked to go and see Ken Dodd on New Year's Day.I'd call in sick... noooo:
I am assured he is hilarious. I have my doubts.
I'm told that an hour long Ken Dodd show often goes on for up to three hours and he has been known to stay on stage for five hours.No, I think it just feels like five hourse... whistle:
Take Sandwiches!
PS Or a shotgun
Isn't he back yet?Ken Dodd, where did he go?
Berek of course. I feel like I have lost a fiendHas he run off with Wenchy? rubschin:
Isn't MIL here on a visit? rubschin:
Indeed... noooo:Isn't MIL here on a visit? rubschin:
Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.
Why bother? Normal here. And Saxophone practice. evil: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead Banghead bs: bs: cussing: cussing:
Why bother? Normal here. And Saxophone practice. evil: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead Banghead bs: bs: cussing: cussing:Perhaps if it became.... blocked? whistle:
Indeed... noooo:Isn't MIL here on a visit? rubschin:
Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.
Indeed... noooo:Isn't MIL here on a visit? rubschin:
Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.
I've just noticed this!!!!!
Mother Wench is Mother Wench, she isn't my MIL! Banghead
There were two sisters involved in the visit as well as Granny Wench. I live in the next village to Granny and one sister and one other lives in Tooting so when Mother Wench comes to visit she gets the full onslaught. Or rather I do. Am exhausted now.
shrugs:Indeed... noooo:Isn't MIL here on a visit? rubschin:
Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.
Blah, blah, blah, blah!!!!!
Blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah! Banghead
Blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah.
All those Wench women in one place. noooo: I wonder if there is a collective noun? rubschin:
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Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.
I've just noticed this!!!!!
Mother Wench is Mother Wench, she isn't my MIL! Banghead
There were two sisters involved in the visit as well as Granny Wench. I live in the next village to Granny and one sister and one other lives in Tooting so when Mother Wench comes to visit she gets the full onslaught. Or rather I do. Am exhausted now.
Well you can see who caused the confusion ~ the fella who shares a barber with Old Bobby Charlton himself!
Indeed... noooo:Isn't MIL here on a visit? rubschin:
Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.
I've just noticed this!!!!!
Mother Wench is Mother Wench, she isn't my MIL! Banghead
There were two sisters involved in the visit as well as Granny Wench. I live in the next village to Granny and one sister and one other lives in Tooting so when Mother Wench comes to visit she gets the full onslaught. Or rather I do. Am exhausted now.
The sister that lives in Epsom actually is a pagan! eeek:
I have a mental vision of Grandma Wench leading the coven on a naked dance through the Surrey woodland glades.
I wish I didn't have that image in my mind but ............ shocked003
The sister that lives in Epsom actually is a pagan! eeek:
Epsom is not a village!
The sister that lives in Epsom actually is a pagan! eeek:
Epsom is not a village!
I never said it was! I said that I lived in the next village. eeek:
Granny Wench doesn't drink and has no truck with Pagan Aunt's Ju Ju.
The sister that lives in Epsom actually is a pagan! eeek:
Epsom is not a village!
I never said it was! I said that I lived in the next village. eeek:
Granny Wench doesn't drink and has no truck with Pagan Aunt's Ju Ju.
Impilcation - should have been "village next to".
Being awkward now, but there aren't too many villages around here and people messing around with names and places (not you dear) really bugs me.
Have you spoken to any of the Esher pillocks?
Pronounced (by them) as Esh-her.
Bastards trying to change place names to increase their own standing.The sister that lives in Epsom actually is a pagan! eeek:
Epsom is not a village!
I never said it was! I said that I lived in the next village. eeek:
Granny Wench doesn't drink and has no truck with Pagan Aunt's Ju Ju.
Impilcation - should have been "village next to".
Being awkward now, but there aren't too many villages around here and people messing around with names and places (not you dear) really bugs me.
Have you spoken to any of the Esher pillocks?
Pronounced (by them) as Esh-her.
Not Eeesh-her?
Yes and they are idiots of the first order. Much like the tits that insist on refering to Clapham as Claahhm. ::)