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Title: Stupid Warning thread
Post by: Sour Puss on May 12, 2007, 11:35:08 PM
Stupid Warning thread

Please post here the stupidest warning on an item or it?s packaging you can find.

Here is one to start you off.   whistle:

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Title: Re: Stupid Warning thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 12, 2007, 11:53:38 PM
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Title: Re: Stupid Warning thread
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2007, 04:39:25 AM
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Title: Re: Stupid Warning thread
Post by: Bikini Girl on May 13, 2007, 10:57:22 AM
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Title: Re: Stupid Warning thread
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2007, 11:02:07 AM
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbs.org%2Fwnet%2Fjournaleditorialreport%2Fimages%2Fleadstory0805.jpg&hash=23f9170f6c565e292f145467813e0ea8bffd5f93)
Title: Re: Stupid Warning thread
Post by: ice and a slice on May 13, 2007, 11:18:35 AM
A few more....

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Title: Re: Stupid Warning thread
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2007, 11:37:16 AM
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Title: Re: Stupid Warning thread
Post by: Bikini Girl on May 13, 2007, 11:44:43 AM
Quote from: ice and a slice on May 13, 2007, 11:18:35 AM
A few more....

 noooo: None of those look like warnings to me.  scared:
Title: Re: Stupid Warning thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 13, 2007, 01:06:54 PM
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Title: Re: Stupid Warning thread
Post by: GROWLER on May 13, 2007, 04:54:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 13, 2007, 11:37:16 AM
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Well I did whilst casually flicking snot on the wall, and it tasted better than the ale tbh. scared:
Title: Re: Stupid Warning thread
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2007, 06:03:54 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on May 13, 2007, 04:54:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 13, 2007, 11:37:16 AM
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Well I did whilst casually flicking snot on the wall, and it tasted better than the ale tbh. scared:
The ale tastes like pish because I have a karma of -40.  whistle:
Title: Re: Stupid Warning thread
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2007, 06:16:36 PM
-41 now drumroll:
Title: Re: Stupid Warning thread
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2007, 08:00:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2007, 06:16:36 PM
-41 now drumroll:
[smite]  noooo:
Title: Re: Stupid Warning thread
Post by: Bar Room Bore on May 14, 2007, 02:37:24 PM
One of Dorothy's Gusset Patterns is marked "Highly Absorbent" but she isn't sure whether that refers to the pattern or the artefact. Also, she isn't sure it it is a warning or a sort of promise.
Title: Re: Stupid Warning thread
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2007, 02:39:43 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2007, 06:16:36 PM
-41 now drumroll:
-56 now!

I need a leak ? I?ll be in the cellar if anybody wants me?  whistle:
Title: Re: Stupid Warning thread
Post by: Albert on May 14, 2007, 03:59:41 PM
Quote from: Barman link=topic=207. msg2433#msg2433 date=1179153583
Quote from: Nick link=topic=207. msg2195#msg2195 date=1179080196
-41 now drumroll:
-56 now!

I need a leak ? I?ll be in the cellar if anybody wants me?  whistle:
Topping up the Keo again   whistle:
Title: Re: Stupid Warning thread
Post by: Misunderstood on May 14, 2007, 07:05:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 14, 2007, 02:39:43 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2007, 06:16:36 PM
-41 now drumroll:
-56 now!

I need a leak ? I?ll be in the cellar if anybody wants me?  whistle:

If it's a leek you're after - you should be in Wales.... :P
Title: Re: Stupid Warning thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2007, 07:22:13 PM
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