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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2007, 04:21:03 PM

Title: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2007, 04:21:03 PM
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Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 08, 2007, 05:37:54 PM
The "Campaign Against Personal Stereos on Public Transport" starts to use more violent methods against offenders.
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2007, 06:16:59 AM
Even more stringent restriction on emissions in the ‘Congestion Zone’ leave drivers with no alternative but to pull their vehicles…
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: Bar Wench on November 09, 2007, 08:56:07 AM
Nigella's personal bus drops her at the Albert Hall.
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2007, 09:14:22 AM
Nigella's personal bus drops her at the Albert Hall.

Miaoow!
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: Bar Wench on November 09, 2007, 09:47:50 AM
Nigella's personal bus drops her at the Albert Hall.

Miaoow!

Yep!
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 09, 2007, 10:25:23 AM
Nigella's personal bus drops her at the Albert Hall.

Miaoow!

Be kind to Wenchy, in Nepal they would be honouring her today...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7085278.stm
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 09, 2007, 10:54:35 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2007, 11:00:48 AM
Nigella's personal bus drops her at the Albert Hall.

Miaoow!

Be kind to Wenchy, in Nepal they would be honouring her today...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7085278.stm

Err.....

Did you watch 'Death Wish' recently?

 confused2:
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: Bar Wench on November 09, 2007, 11:03:32 AM
Nigella's personal bus drops her at the Albert Hall.

Miaoow!

Be kind to Wenchy, in Nepal they would be honouring her today...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7085278.stm


 eeek:

 noooo:

 sad24:

 cussing:

 sad24:
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: tel on November 09, 2007, 11:10:57 AM
Nigella's personal bus drops her at the Albert Hall.

Miaoow!

Be kind to Wenchy, in Nepal they would be honouring her today...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7085278.stm

Err.....

Did you watch 'Death Wish' recently?

 confused2:

C'mon, it is Friday after all. A weeks worth of stress and frustration to get rid of.
Well, until you can get to the pub anyway.
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 09, 2007, 11:22:46 AM
I would like to apologise unreservedly for my earlier, baseless, quip.
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2007, 11:41:10 AM
I would like to apologise unreservedly for my earlier, baseless, quip.

Admit it, you didn't even look at the link before posting it.

You just assumed Hindu festival=Cow, not Dog.  noooo:

Very hurt poor Wenchy must be.
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 09, 2007, 11:48:06 AM
I would like to apologise unreservedly for my earlier, baseless, quip.

Admit it, you didn't even look at the link before posting it.

You just assumed Hindu festival=Cow, not Dog.  noooo:

Very hurt poor Wenchy must be.

DS, I would never post a link without having first read it. That is simply shabby.

Are there any countries that revere the horse  whistle:
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: Bar Wench on November 09, 2007, 11:50:16 AM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 09, 2007, 11:57:53 AM
Furthermore, to show my contrition, I shall this evening go to Cheam with scrubbing brush and grafitti cleaner and remove the offending messages likening Wenchy to creatures equine, bovine and canine.
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: Bar Wench on November 09, 2007, 12:03:44 PM
Furthermore, to show my contrition, I shall this evening go to Cheam with scrubbing brush and grafitti cleaner and remove the offending messages likening Wenchy to creatures equine, bovine and canine.

If you could pay special attention to the toilets in the pub I would be grateful.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: tel on November 09, 2007, 12:19:12 PM
Which one(s)?
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2007, 12:24:24 PM
Are there any countries that revere the horse?

France?




It took me three goes to realise you hadn't written "reverse the horse"
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2007, 12:27:08 PM
sad24:

 happy100
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: Misunderstood on November 09, 2007, 02:41:36 PM
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Handbrake?

 rubschin:

Why are you asking?
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 09, 2007, 03:06:36 PM
Furthermore, to show my contrition, I shall this evening go to Cheam with scrubbing brush and grafitti cleaner and remove the offending messages likening Wenchy to creatures equine, bovine and canine.

If you could pay special attention to the toilets in the pub I would be grateful.  cloud9:

I will likely be in the "Regional Thai Taste" thingy, so may adjourn to a certain pub and take care of said male cublicles (although I heard it was in the ladies too...)
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 09, 2007, 06:07:30 PM
Two pound fifteen for guest Young's in the Harrow! I thought Cheam was expensive!
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 09, 2007, 06:14:21 PM
And I forgot to mention that a badly parked Nissan Micra is taking up three spaces!
Title: Re: Its the London Transport Caption Competition
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2007, 06:20:51 PM
And I forgot to mention that a badly parked Nissan Micra is taking up three spaces!

[snigger]