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Title: Cereal Boxes
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2007, 07:14:55 AM
Has anybody, in the history of the universe ever managed to actually open a cereal box, relieve it of some of its contents and then re-seal it with that stupid little carboard flap/slot malarkey?  cussing:
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: GROWLER on November 10, 2007, 09:05:40 AM
Has anybody, in the history of the universe ever managed to actually open a cereal box, relieve it of some of its contents and then re-seal it with that stupid little carboard flap/slot malarkey?  cussing:

No doubt some large waving willied arse will be along shortly to point you in the right direction so to speak. ::)
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2007, 09:51:15 AM
Has anybody, in the history of the universe ever managed to actually open a cereal box, relieve it of some of its contents and then re-seal it with that stupid little carboard flap/slot malarkey?  cussing:

No doubt some large waving willied arse will be along shortly to point you in the right direction so to speak. ::)
Well I can't bloody do it!  Banghead
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: Shy Talk on November 10, 2007, 10:19:58 AM
Has anybody, in the history of the universe ever managed to actually open a cereal box, relieve it of some of its contents and then re-seal it with that stupid little carboard flap/slot malarkey?  cussing:

No doubt some large waving willied arse will be along shortly to point you in the right direction so to speak. ::)

Its easy for us normal people but I guess its a bit difficult if you've got 6 fingers point:
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2007, 10:47:00 AM
Has anybody, in the history of the universe ever managed to actually open a cereal box, relieve it of some of its contents and then re-seal it with that stupid little carboard flap/slot malarkey?  cussing:

No doubt some large waving willied arse will be along shortly to point you in the right direction so to speak. ::)

Its easy for us normal people but I guess its a bit difficult if you've got 6 fingers point:
You could possibly start with six… but after following the instructions to slide one under the flap and move it from side to side against the razor sharp cardboard you’d be lucky to finish with three…  Banghead
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: GROWLER on November 10, 2007, 11:48:21 AM
Has anybody, in the history of the universe ever managed to actually open a cereal box, relieve it of some of its contents and then re-seal it with that stupid little carboard flap/slot malarkey?  cussing:

No doubt some large waving willied arse will be along shortly to point you in the right direction so to speak. ::)

Its easy for us normal people

YOU! NORMAL, you rabid sea serpent. happy001
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: Shy Talk on November 10, 2007, 12:23:35 PM
Has anybody, in the history of the universe ever managed to actually open a cereal box, relieve it of some of its contents and then re-seal it with that stupid little carboard flap/slot malarkey?  cussing:

No doubt some large waving willied arse will be along shortly to point you in the right direction so to speak. ::)

Its easy for us normal people

YOU! NORMAL, you rabid sea serpent. happy001

Yes Normal !! -----for down 'ere anyway Bear ! eyes:
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: Snoopy on November 10, 2007, 02:44:12 PM
Sorry ~ can't help you BM. I can't stand cereals and never eat them.
Mrs S follows the "Windsor Principle" and dispenses all cereals for the children into Tupperware boxes and throws the manufacturer supplied containers away the minute they arrive from the shops.
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2007, 03:33:13 PM
Sorry ~ can't help you BM. I can't stand cereals and never eat them.
Mrs S follows the "Windsor Principle" and dispenses all cereals for the children into Tupperware boxes and throws the manufacturer supplied containers away the minute they arrive from the shops.

Is that Liz Windsor or Barbara?
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: Snoopy on November 10, 2007, 03:36:06 PM
The Windsors.  ::) Your neighbours aren't they?
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2007, 03:49:35 PM
The Windsors.  ::) Your neighbours aren't they?

Yes, but we never go round at breakfast time silly. ::)
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: Snoopy on November 10, 2007, 03:52:00 PM
Oh! ~ Well at least you know me and I've had breakfast with some of them.




Beats Macca in your kitchen with a hobnob I feel.
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2007, 04:53:06 PM
I am defeated by nearly every form of packaging and just resort to knives and hammers to get into most foodstuffs. I thought everyone did that. rubschin:
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2007, 04:55:56 PM
I am defeated by nearly every form of packaging and just resort to knives and hammers to get into most foodstuffs. I thought everyone did that. rubschin:
Tupperware?
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2007, 04:56:34 PM
It is the work of satan and is not allowed in the house.
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: TG on November 10, 2007, 04:59:26 PM
 Banghead
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2007, 05:15:34 PM
Banghead
Something the matter old chap?
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 10, 2007, 05:28:04 PM
Banghead
Something the matter old chap?

It's about the only thing he's said all day! Almost all threads have a similar entry - I suspect he's suffering from some trauma or other. He may possibly need help. Do you have any suggestions DS? Or are we going to have to wait for Wenchy?
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2007, 05:31:10 PM
It is the work of satan and is not allowed in the house.
Ah... you can't get into that either then?  noooo:
Title: Re: Cereal Boxes
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 10, 2007, 05:53:51 PM
It is the work of satan and is not allowed in the house.
Ah... you can't get into that either then?  noooo:

What? The work of Satan? I'm  reliably informed that  this gentleman   (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleister_Crowley) might assist:


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