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Title: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Shy Talk on November 10, 2007, 10:15:41 PM
Just been to raid the fridge and there on the shelf amongst other goodies is a packet of TurkeyHam ???????? WTF is that ????? surely turkey is a bird whereas ham is a pig ----Yes ??  Asked Mrs ST WTF it is she says its fecking good for me cos its "wafer "thin . What a complete load of utter utter bollox  evil: Its going into the shite machine ( the dog) tomorrow . whistle:
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: GROWLER on November 10, 2007, 10:42:43 PM
Stop yer griping yer moaning old get ::)

Mrs ST has your best interests at heart obviously, and for that you should be grateful.

I, that is ME, has to do the bloody shopping here ffs. Granted by choice, as she only buys shite usually. ::)

It'll be simply ham and terrrkey mixed and rolled together. You eat ham and terrrkey sometimes don't you?
So what's the bloody problem you old tosser? Get it down yer neck on a nice thick butty with a slab of cheese, and shut TF up. happy088
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Shy Talk on November 10, 2007, 10:53:24 PM
Stop yer griping yer moaning old get ::)

Mrs ST has your best interests at heart obviously, and for that you should be grateful.

I, that is ME, has to do the bloody shopping here ffs. Granted by choice, as she only buys shite usually. ::)

It'll be simply ham and terrrkey mixed and rolled together. You eat ham and terrrkey sometimes don't you?
So what's the bloody problem you old tosser? Get it down yer neck on a nice thick butty with a slab of cheese, and shut TF up. happy088

Bollox its that thin you can see thro it . It looks shite , smells shite and I expect it taste shite . Cram it in a can and give it to the likes of"Farepak" customers.  I'll let you know have the dog copes with it . It will give the kids summin the skid on if it give him the shites . DONT MENTION THE DOG HERE eyes:
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: GROWLER on November 10, 2007, 11:12:45 PM
I luv Spam, and christ knows what's in that.  eeek:
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Shy Talk on November 10, 2007, 11:49:45 PM
I luv Spam, and christ knows what's in that.  eeek:

When sailing I love a tin of diced cornbeef, a can of oxtail soup ,tin of carrots ,tin of peas all chucked in the pressure cooker yummy with a nice thick piece of bread . Especially this time of year  cloud9: Shite ingredients I know but yummy none the less.
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: GROWLER on November 10, 2007, 11:53:40 PM
I luv Spam, and christ knows what's in that.  eeek:

When sailing I love a tin of diced cornbeef, a can of oxtail soup ,tin of carrots ,tin of peas all chucked in the pressure cooker yummy with a nice thick piece of bread . Especially this time of year  cloud9: Shite ingredients I know but yummy none the less.

Sounds absolutely  sick2:

Is this to help bring the sea sickness on then? ::)
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Shy Talk on November 10, 2007, 11:57:06 PM
I luv Spam, and christ knows what's in that.  eeek:

When sailing I love a tin of diced cornbeef, a can of oxtail soup ,tin of carrots ,tin of peas all chucked in the pressure cooker yummy with a nice thick piece of bread . Especially this time of year  cloud9: Shite ingredients I know but yummy none the less.

Sounds absolutely  sick2:

Is this to help bring the sea sickness on then? ::)

Sorry forgot to mention the smash spuds . Sea sickness bollox its yummy better than sex  eyes:-----Oh yes I forgot the cornflour to thicken it  ::)

Edited again to clarify that the cornflour was to thicken the stew NOT the sex thingy ::)
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Sour Puss on November 11, 2007, 12:22:52 AM
No ham ... just Turkey.... rubschin:  Trading standards may have a bit to say about this.  noooo:

Turkey Ham
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.recipetips.com%2Fimages%2Fglossary%2Ft%2Fturkey_ham2.jpg&hash=8e5593306ec259b5d7cb4d4f38b68e0523d925db)
   
A meat product made from the thigh meat of a turkey. It is cured and smoked, which allows it to be eaten right from the package if desired. The size and shape of turkey ham depends on how the meat is processed and it is generally available in whole or half portions. Turkey ham is approximately 95 percent fat-free, which makes it a low-fat alternative to pork ham. It can be served hot or cold and sliced thick or thin.  sick2:
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Shy Talk on November 11, 2007, 10:25:48 AM
 The dog has just woofed the whole tray down ,had to mix it with some biccys though, and no surprises yet  scared2: Guess what ? B'stards  b'stards it was buy one get one free . Banghead Banghead  Oh well eat up dog . ::)
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2007, 10:26:44 AM
Surprising that DS hasn't volunteered an opinion yet. rubschin:
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 11, 2007, 05:32:53 PM
Surprising that DS hasn't volunteered an opinion yet. rubschin:

Why would I want to discourage him from feeding it to the dog when Mrs ST will just go out and buy another lot.  eyes:
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 11, 2007, 06:42:19 PM
I tend to worry about the wafer thin statement, I mean how thin is a wafer? Surely it should be called thinly sliced or even sliced thinly? Civilisations have tumbled and crumbled because questions like this have not been addressed.
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 11, 2007, 06:48:02 PM
I tend to worry about the wafer thin statement, I mean how thin is a wafer? Surely it should be called thinly sliced or even sliced thinly? Civilisations have tumbled and crumbled because questions like this have not been addressed.

I shall consult the "Ian Paisley book of ldolatry and Wafers" to see if the dimensions are given.

Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 11, 2007, 10:43:49 PM
You are far too good to me you know
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2007, 06:10:43 AM
I tend to worry about the wafer thin statement, I mean how thin is a wafer? Surely it should be called thinly sliced or even sliced thinly? Civilisations have tumbled and crumbled because questions like this have not been addressed.
More to the point – what’s the point of wafer thin?  Banghead

If you can read a newspaper though it, it is too thin to provide a tasty sandwich filling so you have to double/triple the thing… why not just make it thicker?   rubschin:
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2007, 09:11:19 AM
Or grow your own?
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 12, 2007, 09:33:46 AM
Wot? Grow your own turkey?
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2007, 09:34:54 AM
Yes, all you need is an egg!! (Allegedly) You'd have to feed it pretty heftily to have it ready for XMas. Or use a bike pump rubschin:
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 12, 2007, 09:44:13 AM
Too damn quick for me....A turkey from an egg eh, tasting of ham? What will they think of next?
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2007, 09:45:37 AM
You could buy a pig and feed it to the turkey for the same result. I recall when eggs tasted oddly of fish.






















Why did i ever say that? noooo:
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 12, 2007, 09:48:22 AM
I really don't know, fish eggs eh? This convo is getting bloody surreal
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2007, 09:50:47 AM
I hear tell that some farmers fed sheep nuggets to cows. Made ' em ill, but the amount of wool they got was fantastic!!
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2007, 11:05:16 AM
Please note my discretion in letting you ramble on unhindered.

To give the men in white coats time to get there
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2007, 11:20:23 AM
BUY GOOSE
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Misunderstood on November 12, 2007, 11:49:32 AM
I tend to worry about the wafer thin statement, I mean how thin is a wafer? Surely it should be called thinly sliced or even sliced thinly? Civilisations have tumbled and crumbled because questions like this have not been addressed.
More to the point – what’s the point of wafer thin?  Banghead

If you can read a newspaper though it, it is too thin to provide a tasty sandwich filling so you have to double/triple the thing… why not just make it thicker?   rubschin:


Now THAT is a very valid point.   It has irritated me greatly for years.
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2007, 11:50:46 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2007, 12:18:24 PM
I tend to worry about the wafer thin statement, I mean how thin is a wafer? Surely it should be called thinly sliced or even sliced thinly? Civilisations have tumbled and crumbled because questions like this have not been addressed.
More to the point – what’s the point of wafer thin?  Banghead

If you can read a newspaper though it, it is too thin to provide a tasty sandwich filling so you have to double/triple the thing… why not just make it thicker?   rubschin:


Now THAT is a very valid point.   It has irritated me greatly for years.

'Wafer thin' simply gets people to use more.

Instead of using one normal thickness slice, they put several thin slices on which actually equates to more than the single 'normal' amount.

The same applies to 'Snack size' sweets, you end up eating 3 little Mars bars 'because they look small', which is more than one regular bar.

The proletariat consists mainly of suckers for such tricks. whistle:
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2007, 12:24:05 PM
I tend to worry about the wafer thin statement, I mean how thin is a wafer? Surely it should be called thinly sliced or even sliced thinly? Civilisations have tumbled and crumbled because questions like this have not been addressed.
More to the point – what’s the point of wafer thin?  Banghead

If you can read a newspaper though it, it is too thin to provide a tasty sandwich filling so you have to double/triple the thing… why not just make it thicker?   rubschin:


Now THAT is a very valid point.   It has irritated me greatly for years.
cloud9:
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Misunderstood on November 12, 2007, 12:37:42 PM
I tend to worry about the wafer thin statement, I mean how thin is a wafer? Surely it should be called thinly sliced or even sliced thinly? Civilisations have tumbled and crumbled because questions like this have not been addressed.
More to the point – what’s the point of wafer thin?  Banghead

If you can read a newspaper though it, it is too thin to provide a tasty sandwich filling so you have to double/triple the thing… why not just make it thicker?   rubschin:


Now THAT is a very valid point.   It has irritated me greatly for years.

'Wafer thin' simply gets people to use more.

Instead of using one normal thickness slice, they put several thin slices on which actually equates to more than the single 'normal' amount.

The same applies to 'Snack size' sweets, you end up eating 3 little Mars bars 'because they look small', which is more than one regular bar.

The proletariat consists mainly of suckers for such tricks. whistle:

Well, dogs seem to benefit from it.
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 12, 2007, 01:42:52 PM
I tend to worry about the wafer thin statement, I mean how thin is a wafer? Surely it should be called thinly sliced or even sliced thinly? Civilisations have tumbled and crumbled because questions like this have not been addressed.
More to the point – what’s the point of wafer thin?  Banghead

If you can read a newspaper though it, it is too thin to provide a tasty sandwich filling so you have to double/triple the thing… why not just make it thicker?   rubschin:


Now THAT is a very valid point.   It has irritated me greatly for years.

'Wafer thin' simply gets people to use more.

Instead of using one normal thickness slice, they put several thin slices on which actually equates to more than the single 'normal' amount.

The same applies to 'Snack size' sweets, you end up eating 3 little Mars bars 'because they look small', which is more than one regular bar.

The proletariat consists mainly of suckers for such tricks. whistle:

I really love these learning experiences.. honest, ....will there be a test?
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2007, 01:52:54 PM
I tend to worry about the wafer thin statement, I mean how thin is a wafer? Surely it should be called thinly sliced or even sliced thinly? Civilisations have tumbled and crumbled because questions like this have not been addressed.
More to the point – what’s the point of wafer thin?  Banghead

If you can read a newspaper though it, it is too thin to provide a tasty sandwich filling so you have to double/triple the thing… why not just make it thicker?   rubschin:


Now THAT is a very valid point.   It has irritated me greatly for years.

'Wafer thin' simply gets people to use more.

Instead of using one normal thickness slice, they put several thin slices on which actually equates to more than the single 'normal' amount.

The same applies to 'Snack size' sweets, you end up eating 3 little Mars bars 'because they look small', which is more than one regular bar.

The proletariat consists mainly of suckers for such tricks. whistle:

I really love these learning experiences.. honest, ....will there be a test?
No, a teat...  whistle:
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2007, 01:58:09 PM
I tend to worry about the wafer thin statement, I mean how thin is a wafer? Surely it should be called thinly sliced or even sliced thinly? Civilisations have tumbled and crumbled because questions like this have not been addressed.
More to the point – what’s the point of wafer thin?  Banghead

If you can read a newspaper though it, it is too thin to provide a tasty sandwich filling so you have to double/triple the thing… why not just make it thicker?   rubschin:


Now THAT is a very valid point.   It has irritated me greatly for years.

'Wafer thin' simply gets people to use more.

Instead of using one normal thickness slice, they put several thin slices on which actually equates to more than the single 'normal' amount.

The same applies to 'Snack size' sweets, you end up eating 3 little Mars bars 'because they look small', which is more than one regular bar.

The proletariat consists mainly of suckers for such tricks. whistle:

I really love these learning experiences.. honest, ....will there be a test?
No, a teat...  whistle:
Spoken like a true sucker.
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2007, 01:59:13 PM
I tend to worry about the wafer thin statement, I mean how thin is a wafer? Surely it should be called thinly sliced or even sliced thinly? Civilisations have tumbled and crumbled because questions like this have not been addressed.
More to the point – what’s the point of wafer thin?  Banghead

If you can read a newspaper though it, it is too thin to provide a tasty sandwich filling so you have to double/triple the thing… why not just make it thicker?   rubschin:


Now THAT is a very valid point.   It has irritated me greatly for years.

'Wafer thin' simply gets people to use more.

Instead of using one normal thickness slice, they put several thin slices on which actually equates to more than the single 'normal' amount.

The same applies to 'Snack size' sweets, you end up eating 3 little Mars bars 'because they look small', which is more than one regular bar.

The proletariat consists mainly of suckers for such tricks. whistle:

I really love these learning experiences.. honest, ....will there be a test?
No, a teat...  whistle:
Spoken like a true sucker.
evil:
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2007, 05:38:03 PM
I luv Spam, and christ knows what's in that.  eeek:

When sailing I love a tin of diced cornbeef, a can of oxtail soup ,tin of carrots ,tin of peas all chucked in the pressure cooker yummy with a nice thick piece of bread . Especially this time of year  cloud9: Shite ingredients I know but yummy none the less.


Sounds like a mixture for ground bait ~ and I have no doubt that is what it becomes in a bit of a swell..
Title: Re: Is this a new animal ??
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2007, 05:41:35 PM
I tend to worry about the wafer thin statement, I mean how thin is a wafer? Surely it should be called thinly sliced or even sliced thinly? Civilisations have tumbled and crumbled because questions like this have not been addressed.
More to the point – what’s the point of wafer thin?  Banghead

If you can read a newspaper though it, it is too thin to provide a tasty sandwich filling so you have to double/triple the thing… why not just make it thicker?   rubschin:


Now THAT is a very valid point.   It has irritated me greatly for years.

'Wafer thin' simply gets people to use more.

Instead of using one normal thickness slice, they put several thin slices on which actually equates to more than the single 'normal' amount.

The same applies to 'Snack size' sweets, you end up eating 3 little Mars bars 'because they look small', which is more than one regular bar.

The proletariat consists mainly of suckers for such tricks. whistle:

And who was the arse that called these mini Mars Bars ~ "Fun Sized" There is no fun in anything that small ~ ask Ms Faithful (allegedly)