The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on November 12, 2007, 09:32:41 AM
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What a cracking idea - a religious car!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7089707.stm
Banghead censored: Banghead censored: Banghead censored:
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They will still get stuck in a country lane in Wales...
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I see no mention of a bomb compartment.
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Boom Boom! Ever topical Nick.
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And presumably lady drivers have to peer through a small slot in the blacked out windscreen. They should just buy a Nissan Micra then!
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Presumably the owners wouldn't be able to say "Christ knows how it got in that ditch" either?
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You are slipping. Concentrate on the turkeys. It's that time of year you know (BUY GOOSE)
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I see no mention of a bomb compartment.
There probably is a special holder for the holy hand grenade though drumroll:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi20.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb236%2Ftafmad%2Funtitled.jpg&hash=6bc6df200636e4a397fe985d575da8262a3665d8)
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The very one. That Grumpenmeister Popey has not forgotten a trick!
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And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
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Which brings us back to!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go)
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And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
;D
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No air bags or seatbelts, if you die, it was Allah's will.
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No cunning finance deals either!
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And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
happ096
GOS really is an unsung hero, isn't he? ;D
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And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
happ096
GOS really is an unsung hero, isn't he? ;D
Thank goodness!
You don’t want to hear him sing! noooo:
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And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
happ096
GOS really is an unsung hero, isn't he? ;D
It's the way I copy an paste 'em...... lol:
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And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
happ096
GOS really is an unsung hero, isn't he? ;D
It's the way I copy an paste 'em...... lol:
Ever on the ceaseless quest for the Holy Grail of an original post though. ;)
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And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
happ096
GOS really is an unsung hero, isn't he? ;D
Thank goodness!
You don’t want to hear him sing! noooo:
You do, I am reknowned for my Vera Lynne numbers whilst marching into Poland. Even the most hardened Tommy can be seen to have a little tear in his eye when bayonetting Johnny Foreigner whilst I warble 'We'll meet again'.....
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And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
happ096
GOS really is an unsung hero, isn't he? ;D
Thank goodness!
You don’t want to hear him sing! noooo:
You do, I am reknowned for my Vera Lynne numbers whilst marching into Poland. Even the most hardened Tommy can be seen to have a little tear in his eye when bayonetting Johnny Foreigner whilst I warble 'We'll meet again'.....
Mercy killing is alway upsetting though GOS whistle: