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Title: NO! NO! NO!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 12, 2007, 09:32:41 AM
What a cracking idea - a religious car!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7089707.stm

 Banghead censored: Banghead censored: Banghead censored:
Title: Re: NO! NO! NO!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 12, 2007, 09:34:49 AM
They will still get stuck in a country lane in Wales...
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Post by: Nick on November 12, 2007, 09:35:28 AM
I see no mention of a bomb compartment.
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Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 12, 2007, 09:42:14 AM
Boom Boom! Ever topical Nick.
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Post by: Nick on November 12, 2007, 09:44:44 AM
And presumably lady drivers have to peer through a small slot in the blacked out windscreen. They should just buy a Nissan Micra then!
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2007, 11:08:13 AM
Presumably the owners wouldn't be able to say "Christ knows how it got in that ditch" either?
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Post by: Nick on November 12, 2007, 11:20:00 AM
You are slipping. Concentrate on the turkeys. It's that time of year you know (BUY GOOSE)
Title: Re: NO! NO! NO!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 13, 2007, 12:27:24 PM
I see no mention of a bomb compartment.

There probably is a special holder for the holy hand grenade though  drumroll:
Title: Re: NO! NO! NO!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 13, 2007, 12:32:54 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi20.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb236%2Ftafmad%2Funtitled.jpg&hash=6bc6df200636e4a397fe985d575da8262a3665d8)
Title: Re: NO! NO! NO!
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2007, 12:33:59 PM
The very one. That Grumpenmeister Popey has not forgotten a trick!
Title: Re: NO! NO! NO!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 13, 2007, 12:39:54 PM
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Title: Re: NO! NO! NO!
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2007, 01:00:28 PM
Which brings us back to!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go)
Title: Re: NO! NO! NO!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2007, 01:21:52 PM
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

;D
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Post by: chuntering again on November 14, 2007, 02:09:16 PM
No air bags or seatbelts, if you die, it was Allah's will.
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Post by: Nick on November 14, 2007, 02:10:26 PM
No cunning finance deals either!
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Post by: MargaRita on November 16, 2007, 04:02:56 AM
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'



 happ096

GOS really is an unsung hero, isn't he?  ;D
Title: Re: NO! NO! NO!
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2007, 05:41:53 AM
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'



 happ096

GOS really is an unsung hero, isn't he?  ;D
Thank goodness!

You don’t want to hear him sing!  noooo:
Title: Re: NO! NO! NO!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 16, 2007, 09:08:12 AM
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'



 happ096

GOS really is an unsung hero, isn't he?  ;D








It's the way I copy an paste 'em...... lol:
Title: Re: NO! NO! NO!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2007, 09:16:18 AM
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'



 happ096

GOS really is an unsung hero, isn't he?  ;D


It's the way I copy an paste 'em...... lol:

Ever on the ceaseless quest for the Holy Grail of an original post though.  ;)
Title: Re: NO! NO! NO!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 16, 2007, 09:19:55 AM
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'



 happ096

GOS really is an unsung hero, isn't he?  ;D
Thank goodness!

You don’t want to hear him sing!  noooo:
You do, I am reknowned for my Vera Lynne numbers whilst marching into Poland. Even the most hardened Tommy can be seen to have a little tear in his eye when bayonetting Johnny Foreigner whilst I  warble 'We'll meet again'.....
Title: Re: NO! NO! NO!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2007, 11:55:02 AM
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'



 happ096

GOS really is an unsung hero, isn't he?  ;D
Thank goodness!

You don’t want to hear him sing!  noooo:
You do, I am reknowned for my Vera Lynne numbers whilst marching into Poland. Even the most hardened Tommy can be seen to have a little tear in his eye when bayonetting Johnny Foreigner whilst I  warble 'We'll meet again'.....

Mercy killing is alway upsetting though GOS  whistle: