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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on November 13, 2007, 11:25:22 AM
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Is he having a sulk about Norman Mailer dying?
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Self employed ~ 'prolly swamped with werk!
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Me too, frighteningly busy at present, but still peeking round the pub door!
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I've been in bed for a week (almost) and saw the Doc yesterday. Still feel like shite but have too much to do to stay in bed any longer so have decided to get up and go for it.
The new signature just about sums it up actually.
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I thought you had been quiet, get well soon.
My sister just called with a report. "I had my hysterectomy but still have a catheter in." Thanks.
I think I was meant to know about it! rubschin:
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Thank you for your kind thoughts. I was tempted to 'phone you and ask to be cheered up but I was fearful that you might appear with a water propelled gadget of some sort ;).
It is, of course, the old ticker again but what the hell ~ at least I don't have a catheter in.
Do wish your sister well and KEEP OUT OF HER WAY! I learned the lesson when Mrs Snoopy #1 had that operation. If she was a dragon before she became a Kraken after. scared2: scared2:
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She lives in Hampshire, so I see here rarely, fortunately.
Someone in SPain asked after my "family". I said I didn't have one. Well, I don't. I just have relatives.
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Thank you for your kind thoughts. I was tempted to 'phone you and ask to be cheered up but I was fearful that you might appear with a water propelled gadget of some sort ;).
It is, of course, the old ticker again but what the hell ~ at least I don't have a catheter in.
Do wish your sister well and KEEP OUT OF HER WAY! I learned the lesson when Mrs Snoopy #1 had that operation. If she was a dragon before she became a Kraken after. scared2: scared2:
You may call if you wish. I am up to my ears and need diversion!
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I am determined to stick to my last this week and get this fvckin' magazine out to the printer on time. Contributors to be chased, articles to be written, research to be done, MPs and Assembly members to be spoken to and so it goes on.
Like you I need but dare not give way to diversion (he said sitting here in the bar). Next week perhaps once I've put the thing to bed.
Oh Sh*t ~ gotta go for a flu jab tomorrow and that will give me a stiff arm making typing painful ~ 'praps I should ask the nurse to stick it in my d***. That could do with a stiffener. whistle:
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I am sure a nurse would be helpful in those circumstances eyes:
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You haven't met our practice nurse ~ avast behind fails to cover it ~ her arse could best be described as Panoramic ~ from one horizon to the other. sick2:
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Whatever turns you off!
I go for pert!
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And still no sign of him!
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And still no sign of him!
You upset him! point:
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He had a lurk around a couple of evenings ago but left without saying anything.
I noticed him pass the kennel a couple of times. Thought at first he was a burglar but realised there is sod all worth stealing here ~ then spotted that it was the bear on the prowl.
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Have we upset him? sad24:
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And still no sign of him!
You upset him! point:
sad24:
how?
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And still no sign of him!
You upset him! point:
sad24:
how?
Um... everything you said and did? point:
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sad24:
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sad24:
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If he's not werkin' he'll be playing with his mates on a petrol-head site somewhere.
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Precisely... noooo:
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sad24:
That picture is a fake!
All Scally roadside memorials also include a teddy bear. noooo:
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Fool! - It's the bear that's missing. ::)
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Fool! - It's the bear that's missing. ::)
Obviously. redface:
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All Scally roadside memorials also include a teddy bear.
That is actually true!
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All Scally roadside memorials also include a teddy bear.
That is actually true!
Obviously. ;D
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You forgot the balloons. I saw a grave in a Liverpool cemetery festooned with balloons and beer cans and birthday cards. If he had lived he would have been 21, apparently. noooo:
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Fool! - It's the bear that's missing. ::)
drumroll:
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I seem to remember something about Growler planning on taking part of his computer over to Nicks to test something and telling him to put the kettle on. scared2:
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I seem to remember something about Growler planning on taking part of his computer over to Nicks to test something and telling him to put the kettle on. scared2:
That's true! eeek:
Nick, how is your patio? scared2:
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Or perhaps there is another explanation? rubschin:
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I do hope Wenchy's cruel taunts haven't driven him away. noooo:
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Nick, how is your patio? scared2:
That depends Barman, if he built it himself I suspect it will look something like downtown Baghdad after the americans first piled in... whistle:
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Growler is alive, well and shouty.
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Obviously you have seen and heard him then. That's good news. happy088
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Obviously you have seen and heard him then. That's good news. happy088
Indeed... has be buggered-up his PC or something?
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http://www.southwalesargus.co.uk/display.var.1838108.0.0.php
Shame we cannot contact him, they could have used Growler and his swamp for this. whistle:
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Has he become the spokesbear for John West by any chance, just they are selling tins with minature bears now that have a hell of a resemblance to our missing grouch. whistle:
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Has he become the spokesbear for John West by any chance, just they are selling tins with minature bears now that have a hell of a resemblance to our missing grouch. whistle:
John west bear meat! sick2:
The tinned fish was bad enough.
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Has he become the spokesbear for John West by any chance, just they are selling tins with minature bears now that have a hell of a resemblance to our missing grouch. whistle:
John west bear meat! sick2:
The tinned fish was bad enough.
It is the bears we reject that makes this forum the best! cloud9:
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Has he become the spokesbear for John West by any chance, just they are selling tins with miniature bears now that have a hell of a resemblance to our missing grouch. whistle:
John west bear meat! sick2:
The tinned fish was bad enough.
It is the bears we reject that makes this forum the best! cloud9:
Your career in the Diplomatic Service is assured. ::) ::)