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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on November 14, 2007, 11:23:30 AM
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Gone quiet.
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Wenchy voted white stick! point:
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Wenchy voted white stick! point:
I expect she just has a soft spot for labradors.
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Wash your mouth out!
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Wash your mouth out!
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cloud9:
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I could make a nice pie out of that (and some gloves or a hat too)
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I could make a nice pie out of that (and some gloves or a hat too)
In place of the traditional goose for Christmas is that?
According to reports, the BIRD FLU outbreak occurred on a farm with free-range turkeys, ducks and GEESE. Expect them to be in short supply in the near future!
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Werking
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Werking at................?
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Werking at................?
Lying very still in the cellar.
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Werking at................?
Lying very still in the cellar.
lol: lol: lol:
No, not disturbing the patio... whistle:
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Werking at................?
Well someone has to bring the money in. And it's quite clear that BM doesn't do any!
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Nor me.
Nice new contract from January though. I shall have to be in Sarf London a lot!
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Werking at................?
Well someone has to bring the money in. And it's quite clear that BM doesn't do any!
noooo:
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Nor me.
Nice new contract from January though. I shall have to be in Sarf London a lot!
Well, at least that's the right side of the river.
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Good. Fancy a pint?
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Nor me.
Nice new contract from January though. I shall have to be in Sarf London a lot!
Well, at least that's the right side of the river.
Depends on if you're facing upstream or downstream surely?
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eeek:
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Nor me.
Nice new contract from January though. I shall have to be in Sarf London a lot!
Well, at least that's the right side of the river.
Depends on if you're facing upstream or downstream surely?
drumroll:
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Nor me.
Nice new contract from January though. I shall have to be in Sarf London a lot!
Well, at least that's the right side of the river.
Depends on if you're facing upstream or downstream surely?
North or south - you don't cross the river!
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Good. Fancy a pint?
New year, could be.
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North of River = Good
Sarf of River = Things in your hair.
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North of River = Good
Sarf of River = Things in your hair.
Umm aren't I South of the river?
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North of River = Good
Sarf of River = Things in your hair.
Umm aren't I South of the river?
I am... evil:
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North of River = Good
Sarf of River = Things in your hair.
Umm aren't I South of the river?
Oh you can get in my hair anytime you feel the need. eyes:
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North of River = Good
Sarf of River = Things in your hair.
Umm aren't I South of the river?
I am... evil:
You can't! whistle:
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North of River = Good
Sarf of River = Things in your hair.
Umm aren't I South of the river?
I am... evil:
You can't! whistle:
How very dare you! cussing: ... oh can't... redface:
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North of River = Good
Sarf of River = Things in your hair.
Umm aren't I South of the river?
Oh you can get in my hair anytime you feel the need. eyes:
You have hair? eeek:
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North of River = Good
Sarf of River = Things in your hair.
Umm aren't I South of the river?
Oh you can get in my hair anytime you feel the need. eyes:
You have hair? eeek:
happy001 happy001 happy001 point:
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North of River = Good
Sarf of River = Things in your hair.
Umm aren't I South of the river?
Oh you can get in my hair anytime you feel the need. eyes:
You have hair? eeek:
Strangely enough ~ Yes!
Grey ~ almost white but still plenty of it
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North of River = Good
Sarf of River = Things in your hair.
Umm aren't I South of the river?
Oh you can get in my hair anytime you feel the need. eyes:
You have hair? eeek:
Strangely enough ~ Yes!
Grey ~ almost white but still plenty of it
Interesting in my head you were bald. rubschin:
BM is balding in my head too. rubschin:
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In my head you are size ten, pert, flawless and very sexy.
I guess one of us had to be right! point:
Or should that be wrong?
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In my head you are size ten, pert, flawless and very sexy.
I guess one of us had to be right! point:
errr yes, or course. eeek:
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You have hair? eeek:
Strangely enough ~ Yes!
Grey ~ almost white but still plenty of it
I think she meant your head, not your palms. whistle:
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There too eveilgrin:
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North of River = Good
Sarf of River = Things in your hair.
Umm aren't I South of the river?
Oh you can get in my hair anytime you feel the need. eyes:
You have hair? eeek:
drumroll:
Wenchy made a joke... again! eeek:
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North of River = Good
Sarf of River = Things in your hair.
Umm aren't I South of the river?
Oh you can get in my hair anytime you feel the need. eyes:
You have hair? eeek:
drumroll:
Wenchy made a joke... again! eeek:
That's the third this year ............... and it's only November
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North of River = Good
Sarf of River = Things in your hair.
Umm aren't I South of the river?
Oh you can get in my hair anytime you feel the need. eyes:
You have hair? eeek:
Strangely enough ~ Yes!
Grey ~ almost white but still plenty of it
Interesting in my head you were bald. rubschin:
BM is balding in my head too. rubschin:
Eh? eeek:
I AM NOT BALD!
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Ooooooooohhhh! Touchy!
Must have hit a (bald) spot there Wenchy lol:
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Ooooooooohhhh! Touchy!
Must have hit a (bald) spot there Wenchy lol:
eeek:
I am not bald, I am not bald, I am NOT bald!
I AM NOT BALD!
Not even thinning actually, a full head of lovely blonde locks... whistle:
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Pull hard enough and the other leg plays The Bells of St Mary's
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Pull hard enough and the other leg plays The Bells of St Mary's
Mrs. Barman will hear of this! cussing:
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BM is balding in my head too. rubschin:
Must be the stress caused by his staff whistle:
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Pull hard enough and the other leg plays The Bells of St Mary's
Mrs. Barman will hear of this! cussing:
Now Now ~ Keep yer 'air on ~ Oh ............ sorry wrong choice of werds there redface:
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Not even thinning actually, a full head of lovely blonde locks... whistle:
As long as the double sided tape holds true.. whistle:
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Another thread polluted!
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K?
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INDEED!
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Indubitably
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I thought it was coming round nicely.
Any moment now, LL will be around to post a supportive confirmation that BM is in fact not a slaphead.
This will confirm, beyond any reasonable doubt, that he is.
whistle:
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Ooooooooohhhh! Touchy!
Must have hit a (bald) spot there Wenchy lol:
eeek:
I am not bald, I am not bald, I am NOT bald!
I AM NOT BALD!
Not even thinning actually, a full head of lovely blonde locks... whistle:
They make toupees so realistic these days they even convince the baldy wearer! Must get awfully hot out there in Cyprus with a rug on your head. eveilgrin:
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He is bald. noooo:
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doh:
Look I am no.... okay, I am bald... as a coot, total slap head - more like a billiard ball actually... I am Duncan Goodhew… ::)
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happy100
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happy100
Thanks Snoops... sad24:
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happy100
That's it you rub that baldy head! point:
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happy100
That's it you rub that baldy head! point:
Will it grow if I do (the hair that is)? sad24:
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There are of course some advantages... apart from not needing a comb... or hair spray, or shampoo... rubschin:
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doh:
Look I am no.... okay, I am bald... as a coot, total slap head - more like a billiard ball actually... I am Duncan Goodhew… ::)
There now, don't you feel better having got it off your chest?
rubschin: Do you have any hair at all?
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doh:
Look I am no.... okay, I am bald... as a coot, total slap head - more like a billiard ball actually... I am Duncan Goodhew… ::)
There now, don't you feel better having got it off your chest?
rubschin: Do you have any hair at all?
noooo:
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Not since the boiler blew up. point:
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doh:
Look I am no.... okay, I am bald... as a coot, total slap head - more like a billiard ball actually... I am Duncan Goodhew… ::)
There now, don't you feel better having got it off your chest?
rubschin: Do you have any hair at all?
noooo:
Don't you feel better now that you've owned up?
Could be worse you know. You could be attempting a comb over! eeek:
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doh:
Look I am no.... okay, I am bald... as a coot, total slap head - more like a billiard ball actually... I am Duncan Goodhew… ::)
There now, don't you feel better having got it off your chest?
rubschin: Do you have any hair at all?
noooo:
Don't you feel better now that you've owned up?
Could be worse you know. You could be attempting a comb over! eeek:
Oh yes... you've all made me feel much better... sad24:
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Landlady is here! whistle:
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
I'd give her glasses back... redface:
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
I'd give her glasses back... redface:
You are on my shit list today on behalf of LL! noooo:
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
I'd give her glasses back... redface:
You are on my shit list today on behalf of LL! noooo:
evil:
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
Sadly nuffink sad24:
Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)
Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE eeek:
Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????
Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
Sadly nuffink sad24:
Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)
Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE eeek:
Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????
Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........
Ahem... and my hair? whistle:
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
Sadly nuffink sad24:
Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)
Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE eeek:
Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????
Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........
Ahem... and my hair? whistle:
It all got rub off under your helmet I think eyes:
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
Sadly nuffink sad24:
Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)
Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE eeek:
Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????
Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........
Ahem... and my hair? whistle:
It all got rub off under your helmet I think eyes:
Bugger! Banghead
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
Sadly nuffink sad24:
Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)
Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE eeek:
Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????
Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........
Ahem... and my hair? whistle:
It all got rub off under your helmet I think eyes:
She lives,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
possibly
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
Sadly nuffink sad24:
Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)
Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE eeek:
Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????
Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........
Ahem... and my hair? whistle:
It all got rubbed off under your helmet I think eyes:
Bugger! Banghead
No he's not bald HONESTLY there is still a light dusting of shiny, he saysblond. but I say grey growth all over his napper - I know because I have to cut it for him every four/five weeks but currently (which is probably very wise) he doesn't want me to give him a trim ::)
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doh:
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
Sadly nuffink sad24:
Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)
Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE eeek:
Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????
Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........
Poor you. happy100
I think you need to buy some things. ;)
www.motorbike.com
And BM point:
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
Sadly nuffink sad24:
Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)
Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE eeek:
Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????
Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........
Ahem... and my hair? whistle:
It all got rubbed off under your helmet I think eyes:
Bugger! Banghead
No he's not bald HONESTLY there is still a light dusting of shiny, he saysblond. but I say grey growth all over his napper - I know because I have to cut it for him every four/five weeks but currently (which is probably very wise) he doesn't want me to give him a trim ::)
Ah bless!
He is bald then! evil:
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She lives,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
possibly
I liveth !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
Sadly nuffink sad24:
Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)
Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE eeek:
Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????
Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........
Ahem... and my hair? whistle:
It all got rubbed off under your helmet I think eyes:
Bugger! Banghead
No he's not bald HONESTLY there is still a light dusting of shiny, he saysblond. but I say grey growth all over his napper - I know because I have to cut it for him every four/five weeks but currently (which is probably very wise) he doesn't want me to give him a trim ::)
Ah bless!
He is bald then! evil:
He's a baldy baldy bastard!!! point:
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Sure!
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
Sadly nuffink sad24:
Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)
Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE eeek:
Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????
Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........
Ahem... and my hair? whistle:
It all got rubbed off under your helmet I think eyes:
Bugger! Banghead
No he's not bald HONESTLY there is still a light dusting of shiny, he saysblond. but I say grey growth all over his napper - I know because I have to cut it for him every four/five weeks but currently (which is probably very wise) he doesn't want me to give him a trim ::)
Ah bless!
He is bald then! evil:
He's a baldy baldy bastard!!! point:
eeek:
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
Sadly nuffink sad24:
Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)
Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE eeek:
Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????
Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........
Ahem... and my hair? whistle:
It all got rubbed off under your helmet I think eyes:
Bugger! Banghead
No he's not bald HONESTLY there is still a light dusting of shiny, he saysblond. but I say grey growth all over his napper - I know because I have to cut it for him every four/five weeks but currently (which is probably very wise) he doesn't want me to give him a trim ::)
Ah bless!
He is bald then! evil:
He's a baldy baldy bastard!!! point:
eeek:
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Wenchy - BBB BM changed your link shocked003
Am going now but when I meet him in the kitchen I shall give his shiny napper a BIG slap from you and also two from me ......
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Hi Nick - have you missed me?
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
I'd give her glasses back... redface:
You are on my shit list today on behalf of LL! noooo:
I shall cock my leg on his new bike's wheels when it gets here.
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Wenchy - BBB BM changed your link shocked003
Am going now but when I meet him in the kitchen I shall give his shiny napper a BIG slap from you and also two from me ......
How very dare he!!!
Thank-you! cloud9:
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
I'd give her glasses back... redface:
You are on my shit list today on behalf of LL! noooo:
I shall cock my leg on his new bike's wheels when it gets here.
It's a Yamaha XT660, so don't hold your breath. I've heard it rumoured that Continental Drift is faster... whistle:
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
I'd give her glasses back... redface:
You are on my shit list today on behalf of LL! noooo:
I shall cock my leg on his new bike's wheels when it gets here.
It's a Yamaha XT660, so don't hold your breath. I've heard it rumoured that Continental Drift is faster... whistle:
It arrives tomorrow.. 11am... I'll post a picture... whistle:
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
I'd give her glasses back... redface:
You are on my shit list today on behalf of LL! noooo:
I shall cock my leg on his new bike's wheels when it gets here.
It's a Yamaha XT660, so don't hold your breath. I've heard it rumoured that Continental Drift is faster... whistle:
It arrives tomorrow.. 11am... I'll post a picture... whistle:
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whistle:
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What have you promised her to drag her in here?
I'd give her glasses back... redface:
You are on my shit list today on behalf of LL! noooo:
I shall cock my leg on his new bike's wheels when it gets here.
It's a Yamaha XT660, so don't hold your breath. I've heard it rumoured that Continental Drift is faster... whistle:
It arrives tomorrow.. 11am... I'll post a picture... whistle:
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whistle:
::)