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Title: Cat flap, instrument of death.
Post by: TG on November 14, 2007, 12:25:01 PM: http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1292779,00.html

eeek:
Title: Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2007, 12:38:10 PM: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2007, 12:40:44 PM: Happens all the time!
Title: Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2007, 12:44:25 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 14, 2007, 12:40:44 PM
Happens all the time!

What, getting your head stuck in a place designed only for pussies?
Title: Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2007, 12:46:57 PM: Speak for yerself!
Title: Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2007, 12:48:13 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2007, 12:44:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 14, 2007, 12:40:44 PM
Happens all the time!

What, getting your head stuck in a place designed only for pussies?

point:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on November 14, 2007, 01:53:37 PM: I wouldn't have considered a cat flap as dangerous. I reckon the GF did him in.
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Post by: Nick on November 14, 2007, 01:55:26 PM: No, they are tricky.
Title: Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 14, 2007, 02:01:05 PM: I really don't see how you can possibly use a flat cap as an instrument of death. Not even if you threw it like a frisbee - unless of course, you had hidden something very solid inside it. rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on November 14, 2007, 02:06:38 PM: Very droll
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Title: Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2007, 03:01:23 PM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost on November 14, 2007, 02:01:05 PM
I really don't see how you can possibly use a flat cap as an instrument of death. Not even if you threw it like a frisbee - unless of course, you had hidden something very solid inside it. rubschin:

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Title: Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2007, 03:12:14 PM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost on November 14, 2007, 02:01:05 PM
I really don't see how you can possibly use a flat cap as an instrument of death. Not even if you threw it like a frisbee - unless of course, you had hidden something very solid inside it. rubschin:

You could trap someone in it and starve him/her/it to death.
You could batter them to death with it.
You could install razor blades around the edge and slice their apendages off with it.
Title: Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2007, 03:13:33 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on November 14, 2007, 03:12:14 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on November 14, 2007, 02:01:05 PM
I really don't see how you can possibly use a flat cap as an instrument of death. Not even if you threw it like a frisbee - unless of course, you had hidden something very solid inside it. rubschin:

You could trap someone in it and starve him/her/it to death.
You could batter them to death with it.
You could install razor blades around the edge and slice their apendages off with it.

Or connect it to the 'lectric... whistle:
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Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2007, 03:17:46 PM: Or being an overweight American idiot you could get stuck, have a heart attack and die! evil:
Title: Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2007, 03:21:22 PM: See loads of ways!
Title: Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
Post by: tel on November 14, 2007, 03:28:50 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on November 14, 2007, 03:21:22 PM
See loads of ways!

Including the cat tearing lumps out your arse cos your'e blocking his way in! eeek:
Title: Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2007, 03:29:28 PM: Quote from: tel on November 14, 2007, 03:28:50 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 14, 2007, 03:21:22 PM
See loads of ways!

Including the cat tearing lumps out your arse cos your'e blocking his way in! eeek:
Ah... the most likely...
Title: Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2007, 03:30:13 PM: Quote from: tel on November 14, 2007, 03:28:50 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 14, 2007, 03:21:22 PM
See loads of ways!

Including the cat tearing lumps out your arse cos your'e blocking his way in! eeek:

Ohhhh possibly the best one. The cat would have to chew through you to get through the cat flap. Sort of like a domestic alien.
Title: Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2007, 03:31:50 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on November 14, 2007, 03:30:13 PM
Quote from: tel on November 14, 2007, 03:28:50 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 14, 2007, 03:21:22 PM
See loads of ways!

Including the cat tearing lumps out your arse cos your'e blocking his way in! eeek:

Ohhhh possibly the best one. The cat would have to chew through you to get through the cat flap. Sort of like a domestic alien.
Or prolly just scratch your eyes out and piss off to a neighbour for supper… little sods. noooo: