The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Sports Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on November 15, 2007, 08:24:14 AM
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Imran Khan, the cricketer turned opposition firebrand, was imprisoned yesterday under Pakistan's draconian anti-terror laws, silencing another prominent critic as the emergency rule crisis deepened.
And whilst you are beating him with rubber hoses, pulling out his fingernails etc slip in a few questions about the ball tampering and subsequent perjury in court costing Beefy and Lamb a load of money. Cheating b*st*rd ~ no wonder he went into politics!
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Imran Khan, the cricketer turned opposition firebrand, was imprisoned yesterday under Pakistan's draconian anti-terror laws, silencing another prominent critic as the emergency rule crisis deepened.
And whilst you are beating him with rubber hoses, pulling out his fingernails etc slip in a few questions about the ball tampering and subsequent perjury in court costing Beefy and Lamb a load of money. Cheating b*st*rd ~ no wonder he went into politics!
And see if he has any bedroom pictures of his Mrs. too... eyes:
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Imran Khan, the cricketer turned opposition firebrand, was imprisoned yesterday under Pakistan's draconian anti-terror laws, silencing another prominent critic as the emergency rule crisis deepened.
And whilst you are beating him with rubber hoses, pulling out his fingernails etc slip in a few questions about the ball tampering and subsequent perjury in court costing Beefy and Lamb a load of money. Cheating b*st*rd ~ no wonder he went into politics!
And see if he has any bedroom pictures of his Mrs. too... eyes:
Of course he has ~ who doesn't in this day and age?
You are obsessed.::)
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Imran Khan, the cricketer turned opposition firebrand, was imprisoned yesterday under Pakistan's draconian anti-terror laws, silencing another prominent critic as the emergency rule crisis deepened.
And whilst you are beating him with rubber hoses, pulling out his fingernails etc slip in a few questions about the ball tampering and subsequent perjury in court costing Beefy and Lamb a load of money. Cheating b*st*rd ~ no wonder he went into politics!
And see if he has any bedroom pictures of his Mrs. too... eyes:
Of course he has ~ who doesn't in this day and age?
You are obsessed.::)
redface:
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I have a picture of Jemima partly clothed. eyes:
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I don't go for her myself. SHe looks like a Thunderbirds puppet.
She also looks like her own brother in drag.
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rubschin:
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That isn't her!
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That isn't her!
Who is it then? shrugs:
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I think you will find that is Elizabeth Hurley.
Here is Jemima
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq1eisjr.jpg&hash=769120580bc7ec3c28f0d82abc06340985205528) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq1eisjr)
and here is her brother
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1tm32i.jpg&hash=083fdabb3656a4d21988b82964730c3289bdb229) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1tm32i)
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rubschin:
Good grief man that is a sorry state of affairs when you can't recognised the safety pin clad one herself! noooo:
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rubschin:
Good grief man that is a sorry state of affairs when you can't recognised the safety pin clad one herself! noooo:
Oh I don't know... or care... noooo:
At least she has hair whoever she is... sad24:
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She looks like a grand piano
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This is Jemima Khan ~ a rival to Cherry Booth if ever I saw one
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.evilbeetgossip.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F06%2Fjemima.jpg&hash=660ffefa5255516fc135a908da65a4ea5fc8e2d2)
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Or is it her brother? rubschin:
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Does she drink from the furry cup? rubschin:
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She claimed that "The Kiss" came as a complete surprise and that she didn't like it ~ but then she would, wouldn't she ::)
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Lesbo Cam? eeek:
You are Berek and I claim my £5!
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She claimed that "The Kiss" came as a complete surprise and that she didn't like it ~ but then she would, wouldn't she ::)
Indeed... eyes:
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What on earth is it about "lesbians" that boys find so interesting? No one has ever been able to give me a straight answer to that one. noooo:
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What on earth is it about "lesbians" that boys find so interesting? No one has ever been able to give me a straight answer to that one. noooo:
drumroll:
Very good Wenchy!
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eyes:
But really, why?
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eyes:
But really, why?
Think you should start another thread or maybe another bar.
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What on earth is it about "lesbians" that boys find so interesting? No one has ever been able to give me a straight answer to that one. noooo:
drumroll:
Very good Wenchy!
She never lets us down.
And I am not interested in lesbians (nor they me)
Come to think of it, most women aren't interested in me. sad24:
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eyes:
But really, why?
I suspect it is the same gene that makes blokes want to tinker with a broken lawnmower in the belief they can make it 'work properly'.
In the case of Dykes, they have also got an indication that the subject wants to 'go', unlike the lawnmower.
In conclusion, if you want to pull a bloke, get a girlfriend or a broken Flymo, simple. ;D
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eyes:
But really, why?
Because all men are (i) Fascinated by the idea of watching two (or more) lesbians making lurve (having sex)
AND (ii) We all fantasise about being asked to join in with the writhing couple who will be so taken by our sexual prowess that they will instantly eschew their lesbian ways and convert to sex crazed hetros ~ all thanks to us.
What most men fail to recognise is that most lesbians are (a) Ugly as sin and (b) Are not "at it" all the time because they are really wimmin and sex is not as important an issue to them as it is to the average male ~ who thinks of little else (See BM for example of the latter)
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One of my neighbours has successfully converted a lesbian
"SO S, what first attracted you to fat, ugly, loudmouthed millionaire Mr W?"
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eyes:
But really, why?
Because all men are (i) Fascinated by the idea of watching two (or more) lesbians making lurve (having sex)
AND (ii0 We all fantasise about being asked to join in with the writhing couple who will be so taken by our sexual prowess that they will instantly eschew their lesbian ways and convert to sex crazed hetros ~ all thanks to us.
What most men fail to recognise is that most lesbians are (a) Ugly as sin and (b) Are not "at it" all the time because they are really wimmin and sex is not as important an issue to them as it is to the average male ~ who thinks of little else (See BM for example of the latter)
I take issue with your use of the word "all" there.
Speak for yerself, like!
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I understand the being asked to join in bit ::) but why the watching thing?
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One of my neighbours has successfully converted a lesbian
"SO S, what first attracted you to fat, ugly, loudmouthed millionaire Mr W?"
SOS?
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I understand the being asked to join in bit ::) but why the watching thing?
'Cos watching naked wimmin makes yer willy stiff and without a stiff willy you can't perform. Christ girl ~ do I have to spell it out ::)
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I understand the being asked to join in bit ::) but why the watching thing?
Oh Wenchy. noooo:
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I understand the being asked to join in bit ::) but why the watching thing?
'Cos watching naked wimmin makes yer willy stiff and without a stiff willy you can't perform. Christ girl ~ do I have to spell it out ::)
You just did!
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So it really is just the two women are better than one thing?
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I understand the being asked to join in bit ::) but why the watching thing?
'Cos watching naked wimmin makes yer willy stiff and without a stiff willy you can't perform. Christ girl ~ do I have to spell it out ::)
Bloody hell, so that's what does it!
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I am losing it here. No, two lesbians are not better than one Michelle Pfeiffer
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I understand the being asked to join in bit ::) but why the watching thing?
'Cos watching naked wimmin makes yer willy stiff and without a stiff willy you can't perform. Christ girl ~ do I have to spell it out ::)
Bloody hell, so that's what does it!
Well at least some useful information has emerged from this thread.
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Is we confusing gay with bi?
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What is this thread about?
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So it really is just the two women are better than one thing?
No ~ It's the two wimmin AND sex. Besides we are amazed that you aren't all just panting to get hold of our flaccid little willies and play with them (like wot we do when we are alone). We are sure that if you do get your hands on our "bits" you will be so overwhelmed with gratitude that you will be our sex slaves forever more and never have a headache, the painters in or any other "reason" to deny us.
And Bi is just an excuse for having your cake and eating it.
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Do you care?
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So it really is just the two women are better than one thing?
No ~ It's the two wimmin AND sex. Besides we are amazed that you aren't all just panting to get hold of our flaccid little willies and play with them (like wot we do when we are alone). We are sure that if you do get your hands on our "bits" you will be so overwhelmed with gratitude that you will be our sex slaves forever more and never have a headache, the painters in or any other "reason" to deny us.
And Bi is just an excuse for having your cake and eating it.
How is Mrs Snoopy then?
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Do you care?
I take it that is a response to Nick's question regarding what the thread is about?
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shrugs:
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So it really is just the two women are better than one thing?
No ~ It's the two wimmin AND sex. Besides we are amazed that you aren't all just panting to get hold of our flaccid little willies and play with them (like wot we do when we are alone). We are sure that if you do get your hands on our "bits" you will be so overwhelmed with gratitude that you will be our sex slaves forever more and never have a headache, the painters in or any other "reason" to deny us.
And Bi is just an excuse for having your cake and eating it.
How is Mrs Snoopy then?
Fine thanks ~ it's me and the bloody pills that's the problem. evil:
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Viagra?
I have loads of e mails I can forward to you if you wish! eyes:
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Do you care?
I take it that is a response to Nick's question regarding what the thread is about?
Korrect.
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Viagra?
I have loads of e mails I can forward to you if you wish! eyes:
I had 54 such emails overnight thanks ~ didn't do anything for me lol:
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Question for Wenchy (and anyone else for that matter) - have you ever been approached by someone gay, maybe given off the wrong signals.
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Yes. May have been slightly my own fault though. whistle:
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Yes. May have been slightly my own fault though. whistle:
As usual ;D
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Since you ask.
When much younger i was lithe, tall (still am) blonde (less so now) with very curly hair. Ringlets in fact redface:
I was picked up by some perv in Brussels once and had to run for it. Much later I was approached by an Oxford academic who siad he had missed his last train and needed a bed for the night. eeek:
Naively I said I had a spare room. It became clear that his intentions were dishonourable and he seemed astonished when I revealed that my girlfriend was asleep upstairs. He seemed disappointed. evil:
At my last proper job it was rumoured that I was gay (my interests include music, ballet and literature but not sport). A female colleague corrected this impression by saying, "GAY? Ha, aggressively heterosexual!"
Since I was um, serving, 4 women at the time she wasn't far wrong. Tough day when one wasin bed, one was in the lounge (both unaware of the other) one on the phone and then posty arrived with a suggestive postcard from #4. scared2:
Christ! I just googled his name and found this
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_19981202/ai_n14202754 (http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_19981202/ai_n14202754)
AIDS?
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Got cornered by a drunken american in the loo at the Chelsea Drugstore many moons ago. He wouldn't take no for an answer so a quick twist of his ear to guide his head into the wall, settled things.
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Excellent!!
Was he pretty?
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Not really, but the typical american tourist, loud and drunk with it.
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Snoopy once sent me a bunch of flowers.. eeek:
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A wreath?
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rubschin:
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Think it was roses wasn't it? rubschin:
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How do you know?
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yes, it was roses.. whistle:
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yes, it was roses.. whistle:
Aah, the feminine side of Snoopy burst forth.
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Bi is just an excuse for having your cake and eating it.
Any more information on this alleged 'cake'?
Is it fruit or chocolate?
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Neither. What's all the "furry cup" shite!?
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Neither. What's all the "furry cup" shite!?
Wasn't that mentioned before somewhere?
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=668.msg10102#msg10102
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You are the Affs and I claim my £5
Where is landlady? noooo:
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You are the Affs and I claim my £5
Where is landlady? noooo:
We've just been out to the shops... she said 'take me with you, I can see'... point:
I have a new motorbike whistle:
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This is Jemima Khan ~ a rival to Cherry Booth if ever I saw one
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.evilbeetgossip.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F06%2Fjemima.jpg&hash=660ffefa5255516fc135a908da65a4ea5fc8e2d2)
Jesus!! eeek: Barman wants pictures of her?
I guess his eyesight has gone the same way as his hair then whistle:
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You are the Affs and I claim my £5
Where is landlady? noooo:
We've just been out to the shops... she said 'take me with you, I can see'... point:
I have a new motorbike whistle:
someone will soon be dead
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You are the Affs and I claim my £5
Where is landlady? noooo:
We've just been out to the shops... she said 'take me with you, I can see'... point:
I have a new motorbike whistle:
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I fear for Landlady!
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You are the Affs and I claim my £5
Where is landlady? noooo:
We've just been out to the shops... she said 'take me with you, I can see'... point:
I have a new motorbike whistle:
You are kidding me! Who is paying for the boiler then? Or LL's mother of the bride outfit?
Are you going to make LL work over time?
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You are the Affs and I claim my £5
Where is landlady? noooo:
We've just been out to the shops... she said 'take me with you, I can see'... point:
I have a new motorbike whistle:
You are kidding me! Who is paying for the boiler then? Or LL's mother of the bride outfit?
Are you going to make LL work over time?
yes... why do you think her eyes are so poor? whistle:
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Big old meanie!!! evil:
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So, has all that answered Nicks question?
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Big old meanie!!! evil:
Do you mean 'big, bald old meanie'? ::)
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So, has all that answered Nicks question?
What question?
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Neither. What's all the "furry cup" shite!?
This question.
Having trouble with yer eyes?
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Neither. What's all the "furry cup" shite!?
This question.
Having trouble with yer eyes?
Whose eyes?
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No the AIDS guy eeek:
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Sorry ~ been off line for a while ~ connectivity issues (the plug came out of me wireless gizmo).
Anyway
Yes I did send Berek some virtual roses, as a peace offering when I thought I might have upset him.
I recall sending Wenchy some too ~ for much the same reasons.
Here you can all have some:
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As for Drinking from the Furry Cup ~ I prefer the Victorian expression "Tipping the velvet" ~ Yes that's where the title came from ::)
Have I ever been "approached"? ~ Frankly I'd be bloody insulted if I hadn't.
What did I do about it? ~ That's for me to know but I do have five children by two wives and was divorced for "Adultery with persons unnamed" (You will note the plural).
My only other comment on that line is "Don't knock it if you ain't tried it"
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eeek:
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thats what I say about leather skateboarding with a strap-on
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WOT?
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Have a clap
Or The Clap!
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Just to be awkward, the furry cup thing is not a gay only activity.
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spider:
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How did we get from Khan being beaten with a rubber hose to this? whistle:
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Call it a hunch but my money would be on Berek BM rubschin:
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whistle:
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Call it a hunch but my money would be on Berek BM rubschin:
Yes, prolly... whistle:
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Does she drink from the furry cup? rubschin:
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It was you BM!!!!
Which I have now decided stands for Baldy Man! point:
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Thread Robber! cussing:
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redface:
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Furry cup - if there's no fur, then no beaver.
What's the term then?
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They reckon he might win....... eeek:
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Win wot?
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Win wot?
Election ,,,,,
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Wot election?
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He is standing for ..........................offs google it ............