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Come Inside... => The Computer Room => Topic started by: Nick on November 16, 2007, 12:10:39 PM
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I mistakenly clicked one on of my spam emails this morning - it looked genuine and tehre was no unlikely name attached.
It promptly opened up a porn site and now every time I open Explorer the porn site is my homepage!
I have tried changing the settings in the Internet Options dialogue, but I can't get rid of it. Any suggestions?
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I mistakenly clicked one on of my spam emails this morning - it looked genuine and tehre was no unlikely name attached.
It promptly opened up a porn site and now every time I open Explorer the porn site is my homepage!
I have tried changing the settings in the Internet Options dialogue, but I can't get rid of it. Any suggestions?
Run your anti-virus and anti-spyware software to remove it...
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Good plan. You reckon Spy Bot should do the trick?
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Good plan. You reckon Spy Bot should do the trick?
Yup...
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I mistakenly clicked one on of my spam emails this morning - it looked genuine and tehre was no unlikely name attached.
It promptly opened up a porn site and now every time I open Explorer the porn site is my homepage!
I have tried changing the settings in the Internet Options dialogue, but I can't get rid of it. Any suggestions?
The dishwasher treatment recommended for the late Growler's monitor should fix it. whistle:
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Mistakenly? Yeah right!
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evil:
I had already deleted about 70 idiotic e mails. I just missed this one!
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I had already deleted about 70 idiotic e mails. I just missed this one!
I don't believe you and neither will Mrs Nick! point:
Just admit to browsing for porn and have done with it! point:
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Jus' don't take it into PC world... ever. scared2:
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Mrs Nick has seen the results! surrender:
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Mrs Nick has seen the results! surrender:
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Mrs Nick has seen the results! surrender:
And ???????????????????????????????
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She didn't believe me!
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Mrs Nick has seen the results! surrender:
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She didn't believe me!
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She didn't believe me!
Did you not blame The Boy? whistle:
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She didn't believe me!
She 'prolly spotted the handful of starched tissues in the waste bin at the same time then.
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She didn't believe me!
She 'prolly spotted the handful of starched tissues in the waste bin at the same time then.
happy001
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Knew it!!!
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I don't do porn. Life is quite bad enough as it is! cry:
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What's wrong with porn?
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What's wrong with porn?
It gives blokes unrealistic expectations.
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What's wrong with porn?
It gives blokes unrealistic expectations.
Cue Snoopy.....
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I don't do porn. Life is quite bad enough as it is! cry:
Of course, of course…
What was it, a bit of bicycle porn then? eyes:
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What's wrong with porn?
It gives blokes unrealistic expectations.
eeek:
You mean they can't all do that thing with ping-pong balls?
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I don't do porn. Life is quite bad enough as it is! cry:
Of course, of course…
What was it, a bit of bicycle porn then? eyes:
No one ever answered my question in that thread. sad24:
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I don't do porn. Life is quite bad enough as it is! cry:
Of course, of course…
What was it, a bit of bicycle porn then? eyes:
No one ever answered my question in that thread. sad24:
Nobody would admit to knowing the answer, even Snoopy, who has more experience of carnality with bicycles than most here.
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I don't do porn. Life is quite bad enough as it is! cry:
Of course, of course…
What was it, a bit of bicycle porn then? eyes:
No one ever answered my question in that thread. sad24:
'bout the furry cup? eyes:
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What's wrong with porn?
It gives blokes unrealistic expectations.
eeek:
You mean they can't all do that thing with ping-pong balls?
Most can't no!
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What's wrong with porn?
It gives blokes unrealistic expectations.
eeek:
You mean they can't all do that thing with ping-pong balls?
Most can't no!
sad24:
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What's wrong with porn?
It gives blokes unrealistic expectations.
eeek:
You mean they can't all do that thing with ping-pong balls?
Most can't no!
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - most educational for those who can't.
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Great film!
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Oh yes, but can never really decide who my favourite character is.
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The old bloke. Excellent.
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Do you mean Bob, the mechanic?
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Do you mean Bob, the mechanic?
No the older guy that is along on the road trip. It's been years since I've seen it.
Ralph the Terence Stamp character.
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Briiliant, although Guy Pearce was a bit of a revelation, didn't think much of him before that.
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What's wrong with porn?
It gives blokes unrealistic expectations.
eeek:
You mean they can't all do that thing with ping-pong balls?
Most can't no!
Implication of your reply is that some can ~ and that you may know who eyes:
(Seen it done with grapes)
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Completely. I don't think anyone really rated him before that film. He was very much stuck in his Neighbours role. I don't think he would ever have got out of it either without Priscilla.
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What's wrong with porn?
It gives blokes unrealistic expectations.
eeek:
You mean they can't all do that thing with ping-pong balls?
Most can't no!
Implication of your reply is that some can ~ and that you may know who eyes:
(Seen it done with grapes)
Notice that Wenchy has not denied it!
And with her track record whistle:
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I am now OFFICIALLY denying it!
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What's wrong with porn?
It gives blokes unrealistic expectations.
eeek:
You mean they can't all do that thing with ping-pong balls?
Most can't no!
Implication of your reply is that some can ~ and that you may know who eyes:
(Seen it done with grapes)
Notice that Wenchy has not denied it!
And with her track record whistle:
I notice that she ignored it with what can only be described as lofty disdain.
This means one of two things: Either she feels it beneath her to dignify such a remark with an answer or that she is sitting there redface:
Either way we should not chase the lady on the subject.
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I am now OFFICIALLY denying it!
So it's not you on the pool table of a Sunday afternoon in the Railway?
Disappointed now, was going to pop over and get a video for Berek. ;D
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I am now OFFICIALLY denying it!
So it's not you on the pool table of a Sunday afternoon in the Railway?
Disappointed now, was going to pop over and get a video for Berek. ;D
I may be on the pool table but I'm not "doing things" with balls of any description.
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I am now OFFICIALLY denying it!
So it's not you on the pool table of a Sunday afternoon in the Railway?
Disappointed now, was going to pop over and get a video for Berek. ;D
I may be on the pool table but I'm not "doing things" with balls of any description.
Begs the question redface:
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I notice that she ignored it with what can only be described as lofty disdain.
This means one of two things: Either she feels it beneath her to dignify such a remark with an answer or that she is sitting there redface:
Either way we should not chase the lady on the subject.
Where is the "tried but couldn't" option?
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I mistakenly clicked one on of my spam emails this morning - it looked genuine and tehre was no unlikely name attached.
It promptly opened up a porn site and now every time I open Explorer the porn site is my homepage!
I have tried changing the settings in the Internet Options dialogue, but I can't get rid of it. Any suggestions?
Ho Hum! Open Explorer, select >Tools< and then >Internet Options< from the dropdown menu.
Change the 'Homepage' to something you would rather have as your opening page.
Tip: select the page you want first and just click on 'Current'.
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I mistakenly clicked one on of my spam emails this morning - it looked genuine and tehre was no unlikely name attached.
It promptly opened up a porn site and now every time I open Explorer the porn site is my homepage!
I have tried changing the settings in the Internet Options dialogue, but I can't get rid of it. Any suggestions?
Ho Hum! Open Explorer, select >Tools< and then >Internet Options< from the dropdown menu.
Change the 'Homepage' to something you would rather have as your opening page.
Tip: select the page you want first and just click on 'Current'.
If it's infrected, malware etc, it won't make any difference, registry is screwed and will always reload back to its sorry state.
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I mistakenly clicked one on of my spam emails this morning - it looked genuine and tehre was no unlikely name attached.
It promptly opened up a porn site and now every time I open Explorer the porn site is my homepage!
I have tried changing the settings in the Internet Options dialogue, but I can't get rid of it. Any suggestions?
Ho Hum! Open Explorer, select >Tools< and then >Internet Options< from the dropdown menu.
Change the 'Homepage' to something you would rather have as your opening page.
Tip: select the page you want first and just click on 'Current'.
If it's infrected, malware etc, it won't make any difference, registry is screwed and will always reload back to its sorry state.
Indeed. I recognise that and I know f*ck all about computers.
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Twas just a quicky. Had to pop into office and re-boot some of the servers. Off for breakfast now.
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Breakfast in pint glass ~ how refreshing! lol:
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Back on topic
have a look in add/remove programmes the spam could be in there, then try resetting the homepage in internet properties
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Back on topic
have a look in add/remove programmes the spam could be in there, then try resetting the homepage in internet properties
eeek:
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Back on topic
have a look in add/remove programmes the spam could be in there, then try resetting the homepage in internet properties
eeek:
whistle:
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regarding porn ont'net , Meg isnt bothered if I look at it, I may now and again eye some Japanese beauties up , oh and drool over Alison Angel, but as long as it doesnt involve goats, children and shemales she's ok.
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hang on, i'll ask her..
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. yeah, she's not bothered as long as it leaves her in peace to watch Heroes
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drumroll: So like the home life of our own dear Queen.
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regarding porn ont'net , Meg isnt bothered if I look at it, I may now and again eye some Japanese beauties up , oh and drool over Alison Angel, but as long as it doesnt involve goats, children and shemales she's ok.
I think
hang on, i'll ask her..
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. yeah, she's not bothered as long as it leaves her in peace to watch Heroes
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regarding porn ont'net , Meg isnt bothered if I look at it, I may now and again eye some Japanese beauties up , oh and drool over Alison Angel, but as long as it doesnt involve goats, children and shemales she's ok.
I think
hang on, i'll ask her..
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. yeah, she's not bothered as long as it leaves her in peace to watch Heroes
What has she got against goats?
Very prudish. noooo:
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regarding porn ont'net , Meg isnt bothered if I look at it, I may now and again eye some Japanese beauties up , oh and drool over Alison Angel, but as long as it doesnt involve goats, children and shemales she's ok.
I think
hang on, i'll ask her..
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. yeah, she's not bothered as long as it leaves her in peace to watch Heroes
What has she got against goats?
Very prudish. noooo:
No, DS, you've missed a bit. It's not just the goats, it's the others as well! That's an inclusive list, that is. So, to sum up, Berek can watch goats, he can watch children and he can watch shemales, but not all at the same time.
Obvious really, who'd want to? Oh, it's Berek isn't it? Silly question.
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regarding porn ont'net , Meg isnt bothered if I look at it, I may now and again eye some Japanese beauties up , oh and drool over Alison Angel, but as long as it doesnt involve goats, children and shemales she's ok.
I think
hang on, i'll ask her..
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. yeah, she's not bothered as long as it leaves her in peace to watch Heroes
What has she got against goats?
Very prudish. noooo:
No, DS, you've missed a bit. It's not just the goats, it's the others as well! That's an inclusive list, that is. So, to sum up, Berek can watch goats, he can watch children and he can watch shemales, but not all at the same time.
Obvious really, who'd want to? Oh, it's Berek isn't it? Silly question.
I stand corrected, you are not wrong.
To find something with all three would not be easy.
The only candidate which springs to mind is the timeless "Our Kid takes our kid to give Aunty Roger a rogering".
Very moving theme music as well.
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regarding porn ont'net , Meg isnt bothered if I look at it, I may now and again eye some Japanese beauties up , oh and drool over Alison Angel, but as long as it doesnt involve goats, children and shemales she's ok.
I think
hang on, i'll ask her..
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. yeah, she's not bothered as long as it leaves her in peace to watch Heroes
What has she got against goats?
Very prudish. noooo:
No, DS, you've missed a bit. It's not just the goats, it's the others as well! That's an inclusive list, that is. So, to sum up, Berek can watch goats, he can watch children and he can watch shemales, but not all at the same time.
Obvious really, who'd want to? Oh, it's Berek isn't it? Silly question.
I stand corrected, you are not wrong.
To find something with all three would not be easy.
The only candidate which springs to mind is the timeless "Our Kid takes our kid to give Aunty Roger a rogering".
Very moving theme music as well.
I'll look on IMDB for that one.. rubschin: