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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Berek on November 19, 2007, 04:15:10 PM

Title: Bishops Finger
Post by: Berek on November 19, 2007, 04:15:10 PM: I hope you all took advantage of the free bottle from Threshers that you got with Saturdays Express whistle:
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2007, 04:19:23 PM: Quote from: Berek on November 19, 2007, 04:15:10 PM
I hope you all took advantage of the free bottle from Threshers that you got with Saturdays Express whistle:
eeek:
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Bar Wench on November 19, 2007, 04:32:44 PM: That's the sort of offer that could put BM out of business! point:
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 19, 2007, 04:35:54 PM: Quote from: Berek on November 19, 2007, 04:15:10 PM
I hope you all took advantage of the free bottle from Threshers that you got with Saturdays Express whistle:

That must have been the Northern scroungers edition.

We got a voucher for free organic ginger beer from Waitrose.
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2007, 04:37:38 PM: It certainly didn't appear in this house ~ but then we take the Sunday Telegraph. whistle:
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Bar Wench on November 19, 2007, 04:43:01 PM: You get the Sunday Telegraph on a Saturday?! eeek:
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 19, 2007, 04:45:48 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on November 19, 2007, 04:43:01 PM
You get the Sunday Telegraph on a Saturday?! eeek:

It's from the previous weekend, hence cheaper. ::)
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: tel on November 19, 2007, 04:46:12 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on November 19, 2007, 04:43:01 PM
You get the Sunday Telegraph on a Saturday?! eeek:

Well half of it's printed the week before.
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2007, 04:48:37 PM: Fools! cussing:

That is the only paper we take. Which is why I said ..... Oh forget it!

I'm surrounded by idiots! Mutter mumble mutter
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Bar Wench on November 19, 2007, 04:51:38 PM: I really don't understand why some people don't just say what they mean and mean what they say. whistle:
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2007, 04:59:59 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on November 19, 2007, 04:51:38 PM
I really don't understand why some people don't just say what they mean and mean what they say. whistle:

Yes ~ well I understand that you are restricted to four jokes a year and having used three in 2007 to my knowledge you are probably saving the last one for Christmas cracker time so you are forgiven ..... but the others??????
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2007, 05:47:51 PM: Wenchy and Pastis will be hard pressed to meet me this Friday at or near CLaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAm Junction, given my hectic schedule!
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2007, 05:55:23 PM: Oooooooh Who's a busy boy then eeek:
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Pastis on November 19, 2007, 06:04:03 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 19, 2007, 05:47:51 PM
Wenchy and Pastis will be hard pressed to meet me this Friday at or near CLaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAm Junction, given my hectic schedule!

Has the schedule become worse then? It sounded manic earlier eeek:

Edit:
I missed a DS opportunity there...
I would just like to deny anything... anytime... anywhere... It's known as the Martini denial eyes:
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 09:03:55 AM: Quote from: Nick on November 19, 2007, 05:47:51 PM
Wenchy and Pastis will be hard pressed to meet me this Friday at or near CLaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAm Junction, given my hectic schedule!

Especially as I am being dragged to Wales for MILFH's birthday. surrender: sad24:
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 20, 2007, 09:20:03 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 09:03:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 19, 2007, 05:47:51 PM
Wenchy and Pastis will be hard pressed to meet me this Friday at or near CLaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAm Junction, given my hectic schedule!

Especially as I am being dragged to Wales for MILFH's birthday. surrender: sad24:

Difficult choice then. . . .
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Snoopy on November 20, 2007, 09:23:04 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 20, 2007, 09:20:03 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 09:03:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 19, 2007, 05:47:51 PM
Wenchy and Pastis will be hard pressed to meet me this Friday at or near CLaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAm Junction, given my hectic schedule!

Especially as I am being dragged to Wales for MILFH's birthday. surrender: sad24:

Difficult choice then. . . .

Unavoidable having encouraged Mr Wench to purchase a car ~ which I am sure he fully intends to proudly trundle down the M4 in.
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 20, 2007, 09:29:48 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 20, 2007, 09:23:04 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 20, 2007, 09:20:03 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 09:03:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 19, 2007, 05:47:51 PM
Wenchy and Pastis will be hard pressed to meet me this Friday at or near CLaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAm Junction, given my hectic schedule!

Especially as I am being dragged to Wales for MILFH's birthday. surrender: sad24:

Difficult choice then. . . .

Unavoidable having encouraged Mr Wench to purchase a car ~ which I am sure he fully intends to proudly trundle down the M4 in.

doh: noooo:

"In which I am sure he intends fully to trundle proudly down the M4" whistle:
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Snoopy on November 20, 2007, 09:35:04 AM: Pedant (or Pendant) tunble:
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 09:48:07 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 20, 2007, 09:23:04 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 20, 2007, 09:20:03 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 09:03:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 19, 2007, 05:47:51 PM
Wenchy and Pastis will be hard pressed to meet me this Friday at or near CLaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAm Junction, given my hectic schedule!

Especially as I am being dragged to Wales for MILFH's birthday. surrender: sad24:

Difficult choice then. . . .

Unavoidable having encouraged Mr Wench to purchase a car ~ which I am sure he fully intends to proudly trundle down the M4 in.

Pretty much. No choice what so ever.
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 20, 2007, 10:11:11 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 20, 2007, 09:35:04 AM
Pedant (or Pendant) tunble:

As an inmate of Wales, you deserve the full DS education package to supplement all the other benefits we send you. evil:
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Snoopy on November 20, 2007, 10:22:38 AM: But what about the benefits that Wales brings to the UK?

rubschin:

redface:
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 11:20:52 AM: There really aren't any.
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2007, 11:23:20 AM: Nutty slack?

Um

Mutton?
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 11:37:31 AM: Huh?
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2007, 11:42:02 AM: I was trying to think of the Welsh contribution to everyone else.

Tom Jones?
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 11:45:04 AM: Ahhhhh!

Ok so perhaps there are contributions but would we miss any of them?
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2007, 11:47:04 AM: Katherine Jenkins' cleavage?
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2007, 11:53:04 AM: Pot Noodles?
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2007, 11:53:26 AM: Are noodles Welsh? eeek:
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 20, 2007, 11:55:59 AM: Quote from: Nick on November 20, 2007, 11:53:26 AM
Are noodles Welsh? eeek:
Most Welsh folk I have met are Noodles.
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2007, 11:59:42 AM: Quote from: Nick on November 20, 2007, 11:53:26 AM
Are noodles Welsh? eeek:
Of course, they mine them there... don't they? redface:
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2007, 12:00:16 PM: This reminds me of Ken Dodd for some reason.
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2007, 12:01:45 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 20, 2007, 12:00:16 PM
This reminds me of Ken Dodd for some reason.
Was he Welsh then? rubschin:
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2007, 12:02:24 PM: WHat is this thread about?
Title: Re: Bishops Finger
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 20, 2007, 12:03:19 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 20, 2007, 12:00:16 PM
This reminds me of Ken Dodd for some reason.
Bad luck